The Snazzy Napper

Submitted by: taxicab2004 6 years ago Weird

Perhaps one of the worst things since The Snuggie.
There are 79 comments:
Female 500
I just realized what the voice-over guy must have thought when he got this job. "OH god another one? when am I going to get a real job? Doesn`t this thing just look anti-muslim? Okay, okay. try not to show sarcasm in your voice. Darn it. cannot take the idiocracy any more. `sooooo convenient`"
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Male 1,834
lolz
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Male 14
Better than a Paper Bag over her head.
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Female 682
yup, sooo convenient...convenient to get raped when you put on a blindfold in an airport and someone runs up and sexually assults you and you can`t see them....
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Female 374
I like where she`s sitting between the two guys, putting the thing on and you can totally tell that they`re getting paid to act like it`s no big deal.
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Male 440
INSTA MUSLIM !!
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Male 554
Anyone for a Lazy Snapper?
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Male 63
"Snazzy Napper is soooo convenient." I lost it there. I fell out of my chair.
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Male 44
When I saw the title for the video I thought it would be about a well dressed kidnapper
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Male 815
Sooooooo annoying!!! *imagine this with that dude`s voice*
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Female 134
dude! you`re putting the cape on backwards!!!
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Male 5,608
"Start a panic on any international flight! Order your Snazzy Napper now!!!"
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Male 263
I`m waiting for the day when someone robs a bank wearing one of those
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Male 977
She started loading that poo up like she was going on vacation with it.
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Male 243
if i was one of the two guys holding a news paper and that broad whipped that out, i Would instantly assume terrorist
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Male 3,472
"Place your ad here."
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Male 215
Introducing Insta-Burka! for the Muslim woman on the go!
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Male 496
@TheSharpest
lol I didn`t even realize it but it`s sooo true.
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Male 1,918
The way he said "Sooooo" makes me think it`s fake
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Male 2,402
Imaginative way to get around Sharia law ban in France.
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Female 238
lol id buy it for road trips :D
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Male 37,890
I actually had a large one I used on the plane... until I made a tent in my sleep and they don`t let me fly anymore
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Male 496
Seriously who thought this was a good product?
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Male 422
I came up with this years ago! Only I called it the portable glory hole
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Male 958
Like omgz the snazzy napper is like sooooooooooo convenient!
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Male 2,419
:O muslim women have been snazzy nap-walkers for centuries and we didn`t even know it
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Male 958
The people would so not be reading a drating paper at every single place to sit down its straight up enbarrassing to use in public and shes gunna get robbed LOL
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Male 2,033
I am going to use one of these WITH a snuggie, which will obviously cause the planet to implode.
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Male 208
Is it just me or does that look like a Burka? Um, Allah Akbar or something?
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Male 185
derka derka
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Female 448
God...this reminds me of my year in Riyadh.
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Male 975
Looks like a burqua haha
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Male 1,222
If i were a girl id definetly use it on a plane, perhaps also scream "bomb" and "infidel" just to relax a bit
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Male 696
Oh wow!
Just thinking about the horrible things I would do to a person who I come across wearing one of these things.
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Male 59
This is gonna make my female Saudi costume so much easier.
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Male 1,451
What`s wrong with just having an eye cover? Why does it have to connect into a blanket?
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Male 730
Sooooo convenient
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Female 160
Makes you look like a ninja napping on the job.

It still looks stupid. Snuggies don`t.

And just for the record, that weird blanket they invented a while ago that attaches from your head to your laptop is probably horrible for your laptop`s fans.

TL;DR: says me, snuggies > any other form of weird blanket.
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Male 491
I need one of these for my morn. commute. cool.



I`m usually driving.:)
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Female 55
Snazzy Napper is sooooooooooooooooooooooo convenient.
So are eye lids.
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Male 877
spazzy wrpper!
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Female 37
< insert burkha comment> This looks too stupid for me to actually use, it`s mainly the little sewn on sheep that would keep me from buying it...ok it`s the product itself
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Male 71
Burka much?
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Male 95
I`m gonna invent the snazzy crapper. Its basically a blanket you throw over your head to crap in public.
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Male 758
It`s a d-ckbib!!
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Female 404
aw man I love the idea but its soo embarrassing lol I`d probably just use it in the car with tinted windows on road trips
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Male 4,680
Thank god I wasn`t the only one who took one look at this and thought "BURKHA!".
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Male 44
Oh sure, but when I make my own out of a maxi pad and a tablecloth, I`m the weird one.
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Male 53
you know other animals see this and laugh at us....
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Female 275
The sad thing is, I would totally use something like this if it weren`t so... I don`t know. Gay? Ridiculous? I can`t even think if the proper term to derive this.
All because they made it look so stupid, I have to wrap a blanket around my face.
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Female 150
Haha, thats why muslims/islamic wear those!
secret plan to convert non-muslims=fail
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Male 2,424
If I saw somebody putting this on in the plane I would preemptively tackle them and start looking for a bomb.
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Male 25,416
Cant believe someone felt it necessary to invent this!
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Male 20
If I see someone wearing this, I will punch them in the face. For real.
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Male 1,256
Why dont they just combine this and the snuggie to make one all-powerful napping blankie device?

THE SNUGGZIE NAPPER
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Male 2,056
this wouldn`t work for me, i breath through my mouth when i sleep, not my nose
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Male 15,510
Islamic people did it first!
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Female 1,043
look like an arab housewife wherever you go!
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Female 2,695
i think these would be good for car rides and planes and trains and whatnot, but anywhere else you`re just asking to be mugged
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Female 85
Not that this is a surprise, but they have those in japan. Secondly, i think i`d use one on a rode trip. Especially if i was driving. VROOOM
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Male 683
Here is the preliminary model. The nose part came later.
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Male 5,194
You can wear a Snazzy, a Snuggy, AND a Cami Secret, but your ass will still be hanging out.
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Female 535
Just become Islamic and you can have a snazzy napper with you EVERYWHERE YOU GO!
Though, unlike the commercial states, planes might not like you. Stupid planes and their nap prejudice.
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Male 440
No seat belt was worn in the car. For shame snazzy napper sellers!
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Male 1,378
FOAR ALLAAAAAAAHH
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Male 27
Wait this wasn`t a joke?
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Male 6,694
Seems like a great way to get robbed.
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Female 2,764
"Soooooooo convient"

I hate when they make us look like donkeys to sell their product

"oh man. I don`t know how to sleep back here because the light is so great." *flail arms hopelessly*
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Male 3,894
Repetition and insistence: that`s how facts are made.

Fact: The Snazzy Napper is SOOO convenient.
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Female 4,447
I thought burqa too.
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Male 1,091
Islamic fashion finally finding its way into the western world :-P
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Male 293
A Burqua for lazy women, FTW!
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Male 397
Like they would let you on an airplane with that.
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Male 226
56 you can`t tell me those people arent even going to look at her. That`s what the old ones are for. What desperate people think of to make money.
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Female 251
Is this for real!?
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Male 10,339
LOL BURQUA!
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Male 417
people will always buy stupid sh*t
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Male 112
Link: The Snazzy Napper [Rate Link] - Perhaps one of the worst things since The Snuggie.
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