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Date: 09/09/10 05:01 PM

138 Responses to The Papoose Board: Parenting Fail 101 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Link: The Papoose Board: Parenting Fail 101 - Oh yeah, we see no long-term psychological effects that the Papoose Board might bring in the long run...
  2. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I can actually think of a number of nieces and nephews who would be better off on that board.
  3. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    AKA the "Daddy needs a drink".
  4. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Better then pinning them down and holding them their yourself. At least now you are still free to get a beer and watch TV in peace.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm




    old man Herbert APPROVED !
  6. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    They need one with wheels and a towing leash.
  7. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    This would have been really helpful back when we nailed people to crosses.
  8. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    I`ve actually seen one of these folded up in a doctor`s office... This is a great way to calm your children by restricting their movement and removing any illusion of escape routes.
  9. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    prepare for the insane asylum
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Oh wow...
  11. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Do the nails come included?
  12. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    That will make the kids feel safe. Looking like they`re ready to be water-boarded.
  13. Profile photo of incryosleep
    incryosleep Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I`m ok with this.
  14. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    "adjustable canvas straps with vlecro closures hold PATIENT securely to rigid backboard"
    yeah, totally meant for parents
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    Uh...aren`t you supposed to hold them when they`re scared in order to reinstate the feeling of safety?
  16. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    wait wait...is there a hook so i can hang the kid up? Dont want to be tripping up or anything
  17. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    It`s for use in a doctor`s office or ER. My son had to have stitches in his head when he was little. He would not sit still for the procedure so on the board he went.
  18. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    O_O
  19. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    This is for use during medical procedures. I`m guessing it`s mainly used with children who have serious behavior problems and/or developmental disabilities. I`ve worked with autistic kids in a residential setting who probably needed to be restrained for any kind of medical procedure- this is certainly a lot safer than sedation.
  20. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    I`m assuming this is for emergency use only, If the kid is badly injured and they don`t want him to hurt themselves more.
  21. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Maybe its for seizures?
  22. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    safely immobilize and crucify your child!
  23. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Re-enact the death of our lord, the SAFE way.
  24. Profile photo of thebluenewt
    thebluenewt Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    oh god i remember something similar from when i was little, i had to get a really large sliver taken out of my hand, and they strapped me down on something like that- needless to say I was completely traumatized. To this day i find t hard to go to hospitals.
  25. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    O.O
  26. Profile photo of Tharnambular
    Tharnambular Male 13-17
    71 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    yea I`m thinking its for seizures
  27. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    I`m guessing their aim isn`t to remedy the fear
  28. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    Everyone has it wrong, this product is mainly for posing your children as Jesus.
  29. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    its nerd toddler jesus.
  30. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    @ lincc290 -- Get that spam garbage outta here, If I wanted to buy cheap shoes I`d go to Geppetto`s workshop!
    Now onto the uh, childrens restraining device... Good idea in general for emergencies but I can imagine the conversation in there: "He`s resisting!!" "Strap him in the Papoose Board, where his only escape will be in his own mind!" haha
  31. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    I remember being strapped down in something like that to get stitches in my forehead. Not a big deal really. I just remembered that it was annoying that I couldn`t scratch an itch.
  32. Profile photo of DeadCat
    DeadCat Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    secure a frightened child? that would scare him more... seriously this is worse than the kid leash. kids aren`t pets
  33. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    once child is securely fastened, float him/her down stream
  34. Profile photo of lync3164
    lync3164 Female 30-39
    2 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    it is used for restraining a child for iv`s or other medical procedures...
  35. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    It`s in case of major trauma where the child moving could prove extremely unsafe or life threatening.
  36. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    At a second glance, is it just me or does this kid look like the "Pagemaster" just got Crucified!
  37. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    Gee Ward, do you think we were a little hard on young Hannibal last night?
  38. Profile photo of therealpixie
    therealpixie Female 60-69
    54 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    It`s not for parents. It`s for doctors and other emergency personnel to use when trying to do something like stitch up a lip.
  39. Profile photo of hateonyou
    hateonyou Female 18-29
    38 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    i was put in one of those when i was a kid so they could take my stitches out. i was kicking and screaming like a mad man. not really abuse. necessary.
  40. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    Practicing to be like Jesus!....in a safe way!
  41. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    HAHA HA HA
  42. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    He died for our sins.

    Join the Westboro Baptist Church today! We accept everybody. Honest!
  43. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:23 pm
    I would hang him on the wall.
  44. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Sucks, but they`re worth if if you have a kid who thrashes during stitches or removal of the lego from the nostril (to this day I have no idea how he got it that far up there).
  45. Profile photo of JoexBro
    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Hey you rapists! Try this new product!
  46. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    Buy this now and we will throw in a pentagram for free! Here at Satanalot we have all of your satanic sacrificial needs!
  47. Profile photo of DFWBrysco
    DFWBrysco Male 40-49
    307 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Add a ball gag and I would start a Foundation to put these in every public place that lazy, irresponsible parents allow their hellions to visit.
  48. Profile photo of krieg_fox
    krieg_fox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Hmmmm so thats how you control kids, forget discipline i will do this
  49. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Nidoemo: "Uh...aren`t you supposed to hold them when they`re scared in order to reinstate the feeling of safety?"


    You know, you`d think, but a terrified kid is pretty strong. And sometimes restraining them is all you can do :(
  50. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    It`s a spinal immobilization device for use in hospitals and by ambulance crews.
  51. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Oh, I get it! It`s for when I want to play my xbox! I`m SOOOO getting one of these. Maybe a gag too.
  52. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Cool, I`m going to discipline my future children with crucifixion!
  53. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Buying this tomorrow.
  54. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    So I guess that means no more shooting them with a tranq dart.



    Stupid papoose board.
  55. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    Link to site for purchase please.
  56. Profile photo of rexiebun
    rexiebun Female 18-29
    121 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    way to take the fun out of it, osirisacsend.
  57. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    seriously, as a foster kid, i know how this feels. . . poor little guy
  58. Profile photo of romapenn
    romapenn Female 18-29
    92 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    The E.R. had to put my 4 year old in one of those. He had to get stitches on his face (dog bite) and he was freaking out. It took that thing and 3 big paramedics to keep him down. That`s my boy!
  59. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    I know what I`m bringing with me the next time I need to babysit
  60. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    Wait... You can slide the arm supports down to bind the kid into a spread eagle position????
  61. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:31 pm
    I`m sure this is actually pretty useful
  62. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    now tommy... if you keep crying for a cookie in the grocery store, im gonna take you home and get the terror board...
  63. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    This would be a great tool. Until you actually try and restrain a small child in one.
  64. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    Actually, I believe this is for meant for medical/ambulance use only.

  65. Profile photo of fabbatruffs
    fabbatruffs Male 18-29
    111 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    and hide ya kids, cause they crucifyin errbody up in here
  66. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    OMG - that is really scary!
  67. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    Yes, a papoose board is used for medical procedures. But still how does that look humane?
  68. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    GIVE US BARABAS!!!!!!
  69. Profile photo of Ubersloth
    Ubersloth Female 30-39
    30 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    My brother was born with brain damage and spent the first couple of years of his life getting his head poked and prodded. Consequently he has since had a phobia of anyone messing with his head for any reason. Since he was also epileptic, sedation was a last-resort option because it could interact with his seizure meds. Strapping him down to a papoose board was the only way to keep him still enough for things like dental checkups until he was well into his teens, and even then he still had to have several adults more or less sitting on him while he was strapped down to have a chance of getting his teeth cleaned.
  70. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    because strapping a frightened kid so that they`re completely helpless and immobile will definitely calm them down
  71. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    yeah, I agree with CrakrJak. Kids don`t like to hold still, especially when they`re scared. And if they`re injured they need to hold still. And besides, it says patients...
  72. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    i just use duct tape, which is fine until you have to peel it off, then they get a little whiney.
  73. Profile photo of ACTIONjakson
    ACTIONjakson Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    lol they have the life alert for old people who cant get up and this for kids who cant sit down
  74. Profile photo of Chaotix_404
    Chaotix_404 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Iron Stakes and Crown of Thorns not included. 0_o
  75. Profile photo of
    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:48 am
    I hate children...
  76. Profile photo of Custardface
    Custardface Male 13-17
    94 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:06 am
    My First Straitjacket.(r)
  77. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:16 am
    What`s considered a parenting fail, can also be a paedophile success.
  78. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:54 am
    the kid may get panic attack, not cool
  79. Profile photo of emp357
    emp357 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:55 am
    These are used on injured children who need to be immobilized in order to get stitches, etc. They used to have to put my little brother in one every time. LOL!
  80. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:15 am
    eeek...
  81. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:29 am
    i like the sad look on the kids face. it shows that the thing really works.
  82. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:39 am
    This would make the kid even angrier!!!
  83. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:10 am
    secure ?????? this is will cause a lot of issues when he grow up..
  84. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:32 am
    When I was 4 I hit my head on a kitchen cabinet door and needed stitches to the crown of my head. In the Er I was told to stay still or they`d strap me down like this kid. I decided it was best just to lay still until they were done, I was awake the whole time and luckily the doctor performed the stitching without shaving part of my head.

    At age 8 I needed stitches to my knee, I was calm enough that time that I actually sat up and watched in amazement at the Dr. stitching up my knee.

    For several years after that I wanted to be a doctor. Until I seen a F-15 takeoff from the St.Louis McDonnell-Douglas factory and literally take off straight up, At the end of the runway, And quickly disappear into the sky high above.

  85. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:48 am
    Native Americans did some things that would be frowned upon by todays politically correct soccer moms and Nascar dads. Like when a baby cried the mother would cover the mouth and pinch the nose off. This would teach baby not to cry and give away their position.
  86. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Meh, a good 25 feet of rope and a roll of duct tape would work just as well, and is a lot cheaper.
  87. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:44 am
    when I was little, I had lots of teeth taken out, and this was before they banned putting people to sleep. the second time I went to have one removed, I panicked and tried to flee, but the dentist, his nurse and my mum all held me down (I was screaming and crying at this point) and injected me with aneasthetic until I fell asleep. That poo was scary enough.

    ...all for a tooth!
  88. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:44 am
    _DIY crucifixion kit_

    Is your child claiming to be the King of the Jews? God incarnate? Save time and money on pointless trials and legal costs by crucifying him at home!
    Adjustable, fits any size of blasphemous child. Head strap to secure crown of thorns (crown of thorns not included). All self contained and ready to lift onto a tree.
    (Tombs sold separately)
  89. Profile photo of superbigcat
    superbigcat Male 30-39
    12 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:49 am
    kid would have to be a completely lost cause to need to be wrapped up in one of those.

    it`s otherwise unnecessary.
  90. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:20 am
    Step 1: Frighten the child.
  91. Profile photo of sprinkies
    sprinkies Female 18-29
    172 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:28 am
    i had to be put in one of these when i was little and needed stitches... haha
  92. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:31 am
    INRI
  93. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:46 am
    Step 2: Chuck him off a dam
  94. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:11 am
    well... the special needs base at my school/college has a rubber room... haha
  95. Profile photo of DrChocolate
    DrChocolate Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:27 am
    @bigfatdynamo

    You win one internet sir. Congratulations, I choked on my breakfast.
  96. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:36 am
    You could make a killing selling these to bondage sites.
  97. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Baby Jesus
  98. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Dont make me put you on the board !
  99. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:16 am
    I remember being put into one of those as a child when I had to have a head wound stiched up.
  100. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:24 am
    I`ve known some very hard to control autistic children. Sometimes immobilizing them till they calm down really is the best answer. But having said that, this is still pretty darn creepy.
  101. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Those look like the boards that prisoners lay on for lethal injections...
  102. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:21 am
    What in the hell is that. Looks like something you`d see in a mental institute.
  103. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:49 am
    their not even trying to hide that this is aimed at pedos
  104. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:50 am
    pedo bears new favorite tool........
  105. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Caution: Baby on board
  106. Profile photo of Squircifer
    Squircifer Male 40-49
    49 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:44 am
    it is the newest craze!!! be just like jesus!!! the new insta-cross will allow you to crucify the little basta*ds anytime they would need "divine intervention"... remember Timmy... jesus liked to clean his room.... don`t make mommy get the cross!!
  107. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    "secure a frightened child"

    I betcha he`ll be frightened of YOU if you use it
  108. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    They have some thing just like this in most jails.
  109. Profile photo of PranaDevil
    PranaDevil Male 18-29
    40 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Build up those arms a bit and you can throw him like a plane.
  110. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    for medical purposes, as well as "security" (ie torture to the rest the world) purposes

    To be honest never heard or seen such a device till now, and the above statement is my first impression. The US disregards international treaties left, right and center. What`s to stop them from putting child-soldiers on trial? Oh, wait they are, reference to Omar Kader, a 14 year old kid captured in Afghanistan, and held as an adult, which is in direct violation of the treaties signed, including the US, on protecting and rehabilitating such children.

    But I guess in America, it doesn`t count if their Muslim.

    My apologies for the rant, but this thing is wrong.
  111. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1248 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Good God, it looks like something that belongs in a horror movie.
  112. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    yup thats right, hold them down....they can`t move or fight back.....add a rubberball gag and you have an automatic child-rape board.....sickos....
  113. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Safely immobilize/crucify your kid.
  114. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    for medical purposes, as well as "security" (ie torture to the rest the world) purposes

    To be honest never heard or seen such a device till now, and the above statement is my first impression. The US disregards international treaties left, right and center. What`s to stop them from putting child-soldiers on trial? Oh, wait they are, reference to Omar Kader, a 14 year old kid captured in Afghanistan, and held as an adult, which is in direct violation of the treaties signed, including the US, on protecting and rehabilitating such children.

    But I guess in America, it doesn`t count if their Muslim.

    My apologies for the rant, but this thing is wrong.

    ---

    They`re*
  115. Profile photo of krazylexy
    krazylexy Female 18-29
    19 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    My parents used to request something similar to use on me when I would get shots. I am terrified of needles and it was pretty much the only way they could get me to hold still.
  116. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    i prefer kids on leashes...
  117. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    lol omg
    perfect for making girls STFU
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    This should be in every restaurant except "The Clown" (McDonald`s). The kids can have that one.

    Leave the damn kids at home people!!!
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Spread eagle....?
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    That kid looks like he is about to die for our sins.
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    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Papoose Board: For when you want him to love you "THIS" much.
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    genericuser Female 18-29
    317 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    it`s for pediatric psychiatric facilites. Don`t you see where it says "patient"?
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    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Just add water and he will tell you everything you want to know.
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    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    jesus straps! (for kids)
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 6:49 am
    it`s for pediatric psychiatric facilites. Don`t you see where it says "patient"?

    ^^^^^

    In other word`s it`s for f*cking nutcases!!!
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:18 am
    I can say from experience that while this may be a way to secure a frightened child, it sure as hell doesn`t do anything to make them less frightened. They put me on one of these while putting stitches in my head because I kept trying to kick and bite the doctors.

    Nothing like being strapped to a table while some stranger comes at you with a needle to the face.
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    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Child mostestion station!!
  128. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    I think a better idea is tranquilizers.
  129. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 6:12 am
    ...pedophiles rejoice!...wtf were they thinking?
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    planty Female 30-39
    119 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:44 am
    They used this on my son when he bit through his tongue and had to have 3 stitches. poor little guy.
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    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    spread-eagle...nice job
  132. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    "Shame on you Timmy, didn`t do your homework! You know what the bible says. CRUCIFIXION FOR YOU!!"
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    Aluciel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    makes sense for kids who have seizures, but yeah looking at it from any other point of view...
  134. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Aluciel: You never want to hold someone down during a seizure. They do it in movies but that`s the exact opposite of what you should do.

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    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    optional water boarding kit available
  136. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    I like how a lot of people ignored where it said "patient" and just assumed this was for torture or punishment.
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    beebees0sis Female 18-29
    8 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    im pretty sure its the same deal as a back board... not some punishment
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    youranob Female 18-29
    48 posts
    January 10, 2011 at 1:17 am
    not an actual parenting tool. Most likely in use by the ambulance service.

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