The Oatmeal: Literally

Submitted by: bobhub600 6 years ago Funny

This is literally true... see what I did there?
There are 80 comments:
Female 8
ugh lazerdude, don`t hate on ALL americans, they might be hard to find but there actually are some smart americans...
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Male 74
"Well, Americans are gay. Plus retarded. And lazy. Don`t forget obese. Retarded, lazy, obese and gay Americans. I think we should ship them all to a different planet. Preferably the sun. Americans, ask an English person to explain this too you. Thanks."

You silly, the sun isn`t a planet.
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Male 1,244
"Well, Americans are gay. Plus retarded. And lazy. Don`t forget obese. Retarded, lazy, obese and gay Americans. I think we should ship them all to a different planet. Preferably the sun. Americans, ask an English person to explain this too you. Thanks."

Yeah... I wish I was at least Canadian...
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Female 246
yes! pink rainbow gay-roller, do your job and i`ll say "job well done"
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Male 221
Well, Americans are gay. Plus retarded. And lazy. Don`t forget obese. Retarded, lazy, obese and gay Americans. I think we should ship them all to a different planet. Preferably the sun. Americans, ask an English person to explain this too you. Thanks.
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Female 337
I literally died with laughter... oh wait?
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Male 3,076
haha I almost piss...oh wait I literally pissed my pants
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Male 35
It`s commonly used as hyperbole. How many friends do you think you`d make saying, "Do you realize you just suggested that you heard a joke that was so funny it caused a large urine stain to appear on your pants."? The Oatmeal is awesome and the gayroller looks way more fun than it should be, but move on people.
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Male 1,164
This literally made me type on my keyboard and comment on it. Literally.
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Male 159
woohoo, more girls to drat
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Male 769
The only way the Gayroller could have been funnier is if one of the gay fellas was holding a `Freedom` sign like the gay pirates in Arrested Development.
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Male 275
unfortunately, I-IS-BORED, yes.
I must admit, though, that it is pretty funny to imagine the scene when a girl says something like: "I literally died when I saw the dress she was wearing." Aaargh, zombie!
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Male 2,419
yes literally means you are being literal, is this really necessary?
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Female 4,376
I laughed at the last one so much.
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Male 271
lol, the gayroller, brilliant
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Female 43
So happy we finally raised the money for that Gayroller!!!
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Male 3,915
i hate people who use literally to mean figuratively...it`s literally completely frustrating...
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Male 211
gayroller ftw
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Male 174
"Our Anti-Homoing missiles will take care of that Gayroller."

I literally Rofl`d. No wait... i didn`t. But it`s still pretty funny!
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Male 639
Multikill.
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Male 2,893
Our Anti-Homoing missiles will take care of that Gayroller.
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Male 985
So epic
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Male 959
This happens all the time in sports commentary.

`Liverpool are literally on fire tonight`
`He literally blew him away with that shot`
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Male 151
"i am literally going to bitch-slap the next person that uses the term `epic` to describe some mind numbing event."

I`d love to see that, it`d be epic!
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Male 109
meh
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Male 561
i am literally going to bitch-slap the next person that uses the term `epic` to describe some mind numbing event.
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Male 914
Oh god I literally busted a nut laughing at this.
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Male 696
I knew it!
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Female 654
id like to see that actually
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Male 324
Okay stonewar, I`ve got to know what 300-year-old example of this you`re citing. I`ve always figured misusing literally came about with sportscasters on ESPN. "He`s literally carried the whole team on his back, this season!" etc.
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Male 255
The word epic is literally not epic anymore.
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Male 76
This literally made me laugh.
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Female 169
*sigh* Literally has been slang for adding emphasis to a statement for over 300 year. Pointing out that someone is using literally "incorrectly" Literally makes you an azzhole.
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Female 53
ahahaha
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Male 914
wow, iab sure is gay today...(see what i did there?)
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Male 342
"Someone needs to stop the gayroller"

Silly canadian. NO ONE CAN STOP THE GAYROLLER!!
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Female 282
BUAHAHAHA. I get mad at people all the time for using literally incorrectly. It bothers the shiz outta me.
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Female 3,696
I figuratively have seizures of joy when I think about a world without them.

ahahha!
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Female 3,696
Well @IssatheFiend you need to find a nice, patient, preferably dominant type lady to take you by the hand and...well, you`ll figure it out :D
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Male 36,410
@Salted_Eggs just step up to the gay-auger... bring your own lube tho.
vv @BobSacamano Two things: 1) it`s OK to agree with their `right to speak`, but still HOPE & PRAY that God "calls them to heaven" like, soon!
And 2) there`s a lot worse than that here at IAB, I suggest you put some thicker skin on! lolz!
vv @ShadowVamp, nice link! There was another excellent one there too: Alternative Energy
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Male 235
Someone needs to stop the gayroller
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Female 2,352
I literally laughed out loud at the gayroller.

How do I come to possess a gayroller?
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Male 774
I would turn gay just to ride in a gayroller.
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Female 165
That. Is. Awesome.
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Male 286
well it does have pretty colors.
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Female 2,120
I want a gayroller.
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Male 699
roflcopter
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 27
@ 8BitHero
XD
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Male 5,413
...well, that comment messed up.
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Male 5,413
I`m like the gayroller.
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Female 362
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Male 6
funny how it`s ok for you to say you are thankful someone is dead, but if someone says they don`t agree with you, it`s wrong. You should be the only one with free speech, right?
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Female 448
I literally lol`d.
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Male 749
I`m so glad that the Oatmeal explains grammar and word meanings, hopefully fewer people will be making silly mistakes. :D
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Male 2,868
I`m literally glad Jerry Falwell is dead, and I literally hope that Fred Phelps and Pat Robertson die soon. Literally. I figuratively have seizures of joy when I think about a world without them.
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Male 6,694
Watch out for that gay auger.
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Male 1,587
I know this bugs the hell out of me too. and 5Cats... that "auger" puts a totally different idea into my head... I literally died a little inside... hehe see what I did there?
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Male 2,440
[quote]Gays are most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being they can destroy marriages, the military, society itself.[/quote]
Powerful... and stylish.
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Male 134
Gays are most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being they can destroy marriages, the military, society itself.
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Male 36,410
I`m in fear of the gay steamroller!
But I`m far MORE afraid of the "gay auger"!


Eeek!
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Male 794
i have seen the gayroller, literally
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Male 358
I saw the gayroller going down the street, it was right in front of the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile.
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Male 1,196
I love this. This is my biggest pet peeve.
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Male 552
I literally lol`d.
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Female 302
Creabhain, you win.

God bless The Oatmeal and their pretentious know-it-all-isms.
Although, I did find their take on Twilight to be amusing...
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
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Male 3,431
I literally laughed my ass off. Seriously, how do I reattach this thing...?
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Male 1,505
lol@ the gayroller
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Female 1,623
I laughed the most about the Gayroller thing... does that show up in the parade?
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Male 129
i have littarly gone out to by a gayroller!
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Male 4,594
LOL @ "Gayroller"
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Female 2,509
Robin "Sparkles" Scherbatsky literally needs one of these signs!
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Male 440
It literally never occurred to me that people did not use that word correctly. Wait, now thanks to this cartoon, it has. My first statement is no longer true.
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Female 2,674
Those crazy homos and their gayroller... there`s no stopping them.
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Female 1,578
I literally love this post.
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Female 3,574
lol "gayroller"
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Male 15,510
Ha ha, is kind of sad when you have to give that kind of explanations...
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Male 5,314
wat
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Female 9,402
XD Gay Steamroller.
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Male 964
Link: The Oatmeal: Literally [Rate Link] - This is literally true... see what I did there?
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