The Crap We Put Up With In Airports [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

More proof that the terrorists have won...
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Female 337
Nothing more satisfing than letting one go in a very confined space.
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Male 1,629
Sunday, September 5, 2010 2:59:04 PM
Endure my butt stench. Absolutely hysterical!

Nothing like rippin` one in a crowd.



whats better is when they cant go anywhere to get away, like in an elevator or at the register in a store
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Female 5,222
*items in the bins* hurry HURRY YOU`LL MISS YOUR PLANE D8!!! "wait! your lap top can only be scanned by itself" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
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Male 8
@RFMITCH1: " "
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Male 25,416
Farting on a plane, halarious!
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Male 121
these suck
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Male 454
Endure my butt stench. Absolutely hysterical!

Nothing like rippin` one in a crowd.
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Male 769
Gorgack: "I will never be able to recover from this. I must now sacrifice my firstborn to the gods and beg for appeasement for this mortal sin."

ORRRR..... you could just watch Mallrats - snoogans.
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Female 47
@ spartakitty
they didn`t have time to clean up before the flight and thought we wouldn`t notice. they whipped off the puked on ones and changed in the parking lot. classy
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Female 2,120
@bastrid
...why was the vomit in a bag? o_O
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Male 2,121
Dfaulted wins by default.
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Female 47
Look, I dealt with vomit,pooty underwear,unwashed sex toys,used needles,hatching spiders, and dead smelly animals in bags. Its not all fun and games as a screener
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Female 1,623
"Butt-stench"

I`m gonna use this now
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Male 379
@duffy, don`t be an ass. The proper term is terrorist (FU PC types. They aren`t alleged anything).
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Male 1,918
"Paying to check a bag? This is madness!"
Madness? THIS IS THE AIRPORT!
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Male 5,194
%&$#@! muslims.
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Male 71
lol I`m the impatient guy who stands up no matter where I am.
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Male 2,748
i actually laughed at this... bravo :D
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Male 88
Paying to check a bag? This is madness!
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Male 2,402
Noooooo! You fart on the plane instead and let everyone endure the smell of death!
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Male 4,680
@DanTycoon- It`s true, I`ve never seen mallrats.

I will never be able to recover from this. I must now sacrifice my firstborn to the gods and beg for appeasement for this mortal sin.
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Female 71
The dude`s farting face is just epic win.
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Male 769
Jesus Christ, madluk!
There are just some things you do not mention in public!

I`m so upset that so many people have not seen Mallrats. shame on you...
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Female 533
lol this is so true, except I`ve never had to pay for my bags. ..
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Female 126
LOL this was hilarious :)
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Female 343
Lmao. It`s true.
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Male 740
$25? I went to hawaii this summer and it was $50
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Male 5,190
Haha I loved the last 1.
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Male 2,703
"slab-of-rage: Did he come or what?"

is it sad this is the first thing that came to my mind when reading slab-of-rage`s reply...

just like `in a row?`
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Male 1,429
@RoboPatton wrong on two accounts. Mallrats, and said by Brodie (Jason Lee)
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Male 44
Is that what I need to do, DanTycoon? I need to watch a movie I`m taking a direct quote from? You weren`t even alive when that movie came out, and you`re going to try and school me?
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Male 2,592
what is this "airport" you rich folk speak of?
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Male 30
@Madluk @B3N0C1D3 @gorgack2000 @Vindictive You people really need to watch Mallrats.
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Male 2,424
Slab-of-rage- is quoting a movie. Jay (of jay and silent bob) says that, not sure which movie it was. Dogma or clerks?

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Male 44
slab-of-rage: Did he come or what?
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Male 11
The second bit about the scanner lines struck a very particular chord with me. Not just because my dad insists on packing his silver MacBook Pro with him whenever he flies, but because he does the exact opposite of the comic by making sure he`s the first one in our group to get to go through the metal detector AND TAKING HIS SWEET ASS TIME ABOUT IT MAKING ALL OF US BEHIND HIM RUSH SO THAT WE DON`T SEEM LIKE A BIG FAT FAMILY OF non-nice individualS.
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Male 782
@slab-of-rage Although that story, if in fact true, is of the utmost `LOL`, I`m pretty sure I would just stand up and yell "We`re going to die, who wants to have sex before they go?!". Oh, and hope to god there`s at least one attractive lady to take me up on that offer. Your story would be plan B.
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Male 4,680
@slab-of-rage- That was beautiful. When I have kids I`ll be sure to tell them that story.
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Female 1,077
slab-of-rage

i want you to be telling the truth more than anything.
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Male 769
Hey Calummac, my cousin Walter jerked off on a plane once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it`s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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Male 363
my favorite is the standing up one. the quote is perfect
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Male 122
all of this happens
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Male 394
I`ve never understood why people travel with huge bags. What do they need on a trip, seriously? A IKEA set?
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Male 1,081
Why is everyone so fat?
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Male 133
That`s Biological terrorism!
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Male 341
The most annoying thing is not being able to masturbate on a plane. Thanks a lot Bin Laden
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Female 79
x3 I never have a problem with any of this at the airport!!

Still liked the post, though ^.^
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Male 67
i liked this one
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Male 312
ENDURE IT!
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Male 20,169
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