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Date: 09/04/10 09:04 AM

50 Responses to The Crap We Put Up With In Airports [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Link: The Crap We Put Up With In Airports - More proof that the terrorists have won...
  2. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:40 am
    ENDURE IT!
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    psykoboy264 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:46 am
    i liked this one
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    riathrift Female 18-29
    79 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:52 am
    x3 I never have a problem with any of this at the airport!!

    Still liked the post, though ^.^
  5. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:56 am
    The most annoying thing is not being able to masturbate on a plane. Thanks a lot Bin Laden
  6. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:01 am
    That`s Biological terrorism!
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Why is everyone so fat?
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    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:26 am
    I`ve never understood why people travel with huge bags. What do they need on a trip, seriously? A IKEA set?
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    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:27 am
    all of this happens
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:39 am
    my favorite is the standing up one. the quote is perfect
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Hey Calummac, my cousin Walter jerked off on a plane once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it`s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:04 am
    slab-of-rage

    i want you to be telling the truth more than anything.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:23 am
    @slab-of-rage- That was beautiful. When I have kids I`ll be sure to tell them that story.
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @slab-of-rage Although that story, if in fact true, is of the utmost `LOL`, I`m pretty sure I would just stand up and yell "We`re going to die, who wants to have sex before they go?!". Oh, and hope to god there`s at least one attractive lady to take me up on that offer. Your story would be plan B.
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    Samen28 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:38 am
    The second bit about the scanner lines struck a very particular chord with me. Not just because my dad insists on packing his silver MacBook Pro with him whenever he flies, but because he does the exact opposite of the comic by making sure he`s the first one in our group to get to go through the metal detector AND TAKING HIS SWEET ASS TIME ABOUT IT MAKING ALL OF US BEHIND HIM RUSH SO THAT WE DON`T SEEM LIKE A BIG FAT FAMILY OF non-nice individualS.
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    Madluk Male 30-39
    44 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:49 am
    slab-of-rage: Did he come or what?
  17. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    September 4, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Slab-of-rage- is quoting a movie. Jay (of jay and silent bob) says that, not sure which movie it was. Dogma or clerks?

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    DanTycoon Male 13-17
    30 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:55 am
    @Madluk @B3N0C1D3 @gorgack2000 @Vindictive You people really need to watch Mallrats.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    what is this "airport" you rich folk speak of?
  20. Profile photo of Madluk
    Madluk Male 30-39
    44 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Is that what I need to do, DanTycoon? I need to watch a movie I`m taking a direct quote from? You weren`t even alive when that movie came out, and you`re going to try and school me?
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1323 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    @RoboPatton wrong on two accounts. Mallrats, and said by Brodie (Jason Lee)
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    "slab-of-rage: Did he come or what?"

    is it sad this is the first thing that came to my mind when reading slab-of-rage`s reply...

    just like `in a row?`
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    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    $25? I went to hawaii this summer and it was $50
  24. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Lmao. It`s true.
  25. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    LOL this was hilarious :)
  26. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    lol this is so true, except I`ve never had to pay for my bags. ..
  27. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Jesus Christ, madluk!
    There are just some things you do not mention in public!

    I`m so upset that so many people have not seen Mallrats. shame on you...
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    Smurficle Female 18-29
    71 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    The dude`s farting face is just epic win.
  29. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    @DanTycoon- It`s true, I`ve never seen mallrats.

    I will never be able to recover from this. I must now sacrifice my firstborn to the gods and beg for appeasement for this mortal sin.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Noooooo! You fart on the plane instead and let everyone endure the smell of death!
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    JohnnyBoy50 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Paying to check a bag? This is madness!
  32. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    i actually laughed at this... bravo :D
  33. Profile photo of Tharnambular
    Tharnambular Male 13-17
    71 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    lol I`m the impatient guy who stands up no matter where I am.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    %&$#@! muslims.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    "Paying to check a bag? This is madness!"
    Madness? THIS IS THE AIRPORT!
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    @duffy, don`t be an ass. The proper term is terrorist (FU PC types. They aren`t alleged anything).
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    "Butt-stench"

    I`m gonna use this now
  38. Profile photo of bastrid
    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    Look, I dealt with vomit,pooty underwear,unwashed sex toys,used needles,hatching spiders, and dead smelly animals in bags. Its not all fun and games as a screener
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:24 am
    Dfaulted wins by default.
  40. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 10:35 am
    @bastrid
    ...why was the vomit in a bag? o_O
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    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 11:06 am
    @ spartakitty
    they didn`t have time to clean up before the flight and thought we wouldn`t notice. they whipped off the puked on ones and changed in the parking lot. classy
  42. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Gorgack: "I will never be able to recover from this. I must now sacrifice my firstborn to the gods and beg for appeasement for this mortal sin."

    ORRRR..... you could just watch Mallrats - snoogans.
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    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Endure my butt stench. Absolutely hysterical!

    Nothing like rippin` one in a crowd.
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    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    these suck
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    Farting on a plane, halarious!
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    PsiloSilence Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    @RFMITCH1: " "
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:33 am
    *items in the bins* hurry HURRY YOU`LL MISS YOUR PLANE D8!!! "wait! your lap top can only be scanned by itself" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Sunday, September 5, 2010 2:59:04 PM
    Endure my butt stench. Absolutely hysterical!

    Nothing like rippin` one in a crowd.



    whats better is when they cant go anywhere to get away, like in an elevator or at the register in a store
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    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Nothing more satisfing than letting one go in a very confined space.

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