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Date: 09/28/10 02:01 PM

39 Responses to Thailand Pizza Shops Leave Nothing To Chance [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Link: Thailand Pizza Shops Leave Nothing To Chance - We like the added value of that last choice...
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    I`ll take 3 slices of no slice please.

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    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
    120 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Well, if you don`t want one, the lack of it is free? odd
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    £1 a slice seems expensive for Thailand. Maybe it`s in one of the major cities...

    MAYBE it`s not charging for the slice of pizza, maybe it`s charging for the very act of slicing it! - I mean, 0 slices = 0 pieces = free - although since they don`t slice it, you can`t have it.

    It makes sense, 0 slices = free.

    Cheese is easy to slice through = cheapest

    Pepperoni or ham/ pineapple take some real expert slicing/ more strength... hence the higher price! :-)
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    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Hey this is in Thailand
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Cheese is easy to slice through = cheapest

    Pepperoni or ham/ pineapple take some real expert slicing/ more strength... hence the higher price!

    ---

    Here I am thinking that the extra ingredients are the extra cost, not cutting it. Silly me.
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Who eats Hawaiian anyway? Isn`t that the one with pineapple? Gross.
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    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    @beternal
    If that were the case, don`t you think there would be charges based on the NUMBER of slices, not just based on the ingredients they`re slicing?
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    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    that`s like $2 a slice. I thought asia was suposed to be less expensive.
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    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    @TheSharpest: pineapple on pizza is super delicious.

    @GullCull: asia is not china

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    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Hawaiian is the friggin best...with like 3 packs of chili seeds.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    "... one with pineapple? Gross..."
    Pineapple, Pepperoni, double Cheese.
    Ambrosia...

    Or the Anti-Life Equation but, anyway, it`s freakin` tasty!
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    So you say, "Baht I don`t want any pizza."
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    nachoseller Male 13-17
    45 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    pineapple on pizza is delicious its the ham that gets me
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Pineapple, cherries and cheese. Best pizza ever.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Ummm ok.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    They should have "no food" as an choice on every menu. You know, just to keep the option open for people.
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    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Who needs slice anyway....I`d rather have a Crush....yeah..I know...im stoopidly weird
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    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    lerie! Yes! I thought I was the only person who put cherries and pineapple on my pizza. Bless your soul.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Lerie and viggsy arent special anymore
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    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    well would you look at that...no slice is the least expensive!
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    xRazer Male 13-17
    40 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    "Yes please, I would like no slice"; "Alright that`ll be 0 Bahts"; "Okay! Goodbye!"
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    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    Thank you, menu, for the clarification.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    butts
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    My friend bought a pizza at a Pizza Hut in Thailand and it was just bread and some crappy sauce. No cheese because he didn`t specifically ask for it.

    The next day, that same guy at a skewer and a half of pig testicles before he figured out what he was eating.

    Ah, good times.
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    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Well, this way you can order something and not feel bad about using their restroom.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    should stand in line, think for a long time, and order the `no slice to go`
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    lolz
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    I want half of a no slice, please.

    OH SHI-
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    i got this buy none get none free no slice coupon
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:33 am
    i really hope they put that there because someone actually asked
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 6:49 am
    I`ll take 1 no slice, keep the change.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 6:56 am
    No, I thinks it`s the context:
    If you have no Baht, you get no slice.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 7:35 am
    Wait - if I don`t get a slice of pepperoni pizza, is it the same price as if I don`t get a slice of cheese pizza?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Now I must have pizza for lunch.
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    dennishender Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 9:34 am
    Stupid Thailand. Watchhhhh out is a tsunami!!!
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 12:03 am
    49 baht?! That`s expensive! You can get fried chicken, a spring roll, a pork stick and a banana shake for 50THB from the street carts. Most meals in restaurants run from 30-100THB. Although "western" foods are always way more expensive.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 1:36 am
    I wouldn`t have baht that pooty pizza, even if was reasonably priced...

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