Tale Of The Tape: Optimus Prime Vs Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Eventually, it"ll all come down to these two...
There are 67 comments:
Female 63
"So if humans can create a self concious robot that can make it`s own choices, than why can`t God make people in the same way?

Optimus Prime, the autobots, Megatron and the decepticons are aliens, humans didn`t make them, they`re from another planet, Cybertron.
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Male 273
what`s this, another anti-christian post??? on I-A-B??? who would have guessed?
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Male 4,793
"So if humans can create a self concious robot that can make it`s own choices, than why can`t God make people in the same way?"

It has something to do with the fact that god doesnt exist.
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Male 599
So if humans can create a self concious robot that can make it`s own choices, than why can`t God make people in the same way?
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Male 127
@ Jade_Phoenix
...HEY! You know, I just BACK-TRACED that.. and since I only had your bloody adorable profile pic of a Kitten to go on, this is the police sketch that the Cyber-Police drew up for me:
Jade_Phoenix, I presume..
After my very first post here on IAB, I`ve already made an adversary. Now that`s gotta be some kinda record, I must be doing something right on the world wide internets! While I`m at it... HAIL OPTIMUS!!! \m/
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Male 756
people people people, everyone KNOWS optimus prime is the father of jesus.
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Male 3
Optimus Prime sounds like John Wayne. lol
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Male 1,357
yay
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Male 25,416
no contest! it was a draw!
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Female 163
Transformers sucks ass.
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Male 170
Optimus Prime > Jesus
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Female 407
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Male 127
Prime vs Christ, the Ultimate Showdown for the planet! Unicron`s on his lunch break, consumes the whole planet, washes it down with the Milky Way.. *Burp! UNICRON FTW!!
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Male 90
Walk n` talk? Aah? Didn`t he try to save innocent ppl and stuff? I think he wins that one :P

Not religious though, Optimus prime would kick Jesus` ass ;)
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Male 187
John Wayne? Nooo.
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Male 3,076
Praise Optimus Prime
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Male 799
@auburn

there were no robots in jesus`s time, there is no recording of him ever raising a hand and removing anything. also, missle cannon>crucifix.
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Male 10,338
Jesus raises hand. Optimus Prime ceases to exist.

Sorry. Had to be done.

I`m a huge transformers fan too. Partial to Megatron myself though. He can destroy a city with his plasma cannon.
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Female 1,623
I would totally follow Optimus` religion
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Male 582
That was sort of funny.

But I am an old school fan so I was into the cartoons. Star Scream (a Decepticon) was great and I loved to hear Sound Wave talk.
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Female 203
Hey sombrero, I`ve heard the same thing about Janet and MJ...I think she got rid of him just make her life easier...oooo too early?
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Male 716
Ever consider that they`re the same person? I mean, have you ever seen them in one place together?
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Male 96
optimus prime should have a religion. it would be called `optimism`. optimus prime 1:1
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Male 2,748
35 year old hippie guy... or a giant alien robot... hmmmmm HMMMMMMM
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Male 71
Once again IAB bashes their Father...He still loves you all...<3
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Male 587
All Hail Optimus!
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Male 43
All Hail Optimus Prime
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Male 40,739
idk, JC can always call his Dad for backup, eh?
Otherwise humourous :)
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Male 331
"Oh my God!" or "Oh my Optimus Prime!"

hmmm, I`m going with the latter.
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Female 1,593
Praise Optimus!
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Male 1,523
@martinikene

Same here! Optimus Prime = God!
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Female 536
I have found my new religion, lol
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Male 306
I`m no longer an atheist, I believe in Optimus Prime from now on! All hail Optimus! :D:D
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Male 5,189
OP FTW.
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Female 798
@wko, it`s still wrong ^_^
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Female 173
"probably like a hippy" ha!
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Male 1,437
So, we should join the Church of Optimus? Would the Lord`s Prayer be replaced with Luke Ski`s "The Ballad of Optimus Prime"?
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Male 1,067
@AtlasOtus,
I see what you did thar :D
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Male 2,688
"combine them and stop the drama. optimus christ."

The world would completely implode at the sheer epicness of this union. No universe could handle it. So if it ever DOES happen, we can thank you, Vindictive, for destroying the universe.
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Male 2,424
Hello, I would like to talk to you about the Transformers of later day Cybertronia.

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Male 417
you`re missing one
Their fans: O.P.- nerdy but somewhat cool
J.C.- God awfully annoying
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Male 2,893
Optimus Prime would sooooo kick Jesus` ass.
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Male 226
wtf?
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Female 1,077
@wko

OVER 9,000,000?! -smashes machine-
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Female 1,077
combine them and stop the drama. optimus christ.
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Male 250
instead of Jehovah`s witness`s, you get optimus prime witness`s who feed you with a ton of transformers memorabilia :P
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Male 554
[quote]Well arguably, Jesus is is like 2,045 years old and counting since he rose from the dead. That would mean he`s still alive.[/quote]
you`re not getting the point cuz that`s still not over 9,000,000...
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Female 121
I`d prefer if people were trying to ram optimus prime down my throat because at leaast he`s entertaining, not all the burn in hell poo you usually get.
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Male 769
I drating hate Michael Bay.
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Male 3,755
IAB takes no pride in their work. It`s almost sad.
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Male 2,796
Every time I say `Optimus`... I make my `O` face.
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Female 798
Well arguably, Jesus is is like 2,045 years old and counting since he rose from the dead. That would mean he`s still alive.
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Male 610
i`m immediately stopping burning sacrifices to Marduk and will instead blend apple products in the name of Optimus
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Male 5,314
i now believe in optimus prime
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Male 1,931
How do you pronounce Pptimus?
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Male 2,868
That last one is the philosophy of certain Christian churches, not necessarily Jesus himself. Even Pope John Paul II said that one need not accept Jesus to find salvation.

Then again, Jesus might easily be just as fictional as Optimus Prime. After watching the film Zeitgeist, I found it fascinating that I had blindly accepted the premise that Jesus must have actually existed, despite never having been a Christian. I hope a similar phenomenon doesn`t happen with Scientology over the next 2000 years.
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Male 17,511
When Jesus returns he will destroy all the war machines on earth. I believe that trumps a bad cgi movie any day.
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Female 1,181
well, he`s a lot more believable then some "son of god" bull$hit. also, we know robots are real, while there is of course no proof whatsoever that anything like a god exists. all hail the transformers.
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Male 1,081
@DavioMagnifi

Optimus Prime ends up saving the world after that jeopardy which was not caused by him.
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Male 4,431
@DavioMagnifi: Jesus only saved those who believe in Him. Optimus saves everyone who is not evil, always, regardless of whether or not we believe in him.

Further, just to discuss logical fallacy, if Jesus saves us all, how could a new Transformers movie put everyone in jeopardy? ;-)
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Male 1,610
with optimus as our new god and we can finally kill michael bay for sacrilege.
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Male 599
ummmm on the success rate, im pretty sure jesus saved every one when he died on the cross, and every time a new transformers movie comes out the world is in jeopardy.
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Female 79
I love it x3

(Although Pptimus Prime? At least it is spelled right in the pic ^.^)
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Male 258
Low blow. Nobody can beat Optimus Prime. Totally unfair.
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Male 21
I put my faith in Ye... Optimus Prime
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Male 70
jesus fails!
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Male 20,903
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