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Date: 09/05/10 02:01 PM

119 Responses to Short Kung-Fu Demonstration

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Link: Short Kung-Fu Demonstration - He has been practicing for 30+ years. Do not attempt unless you know what you`re doing.
  2. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    wow i really dont know what to say about that.
  3. Profile photo of Trepped
    Trepped Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    30 years to learn all those terrific moves? I`d say 60 years.! OMG! He`s good...not! What an old failure.
  4. Profile photo of twiztidkitty
    twiztidkitty Female 18-29
    56 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Standby......I think 3:15 was the best part!! I will make sure I don`t try this at home!
  5. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    "Standby."
  6. Profile photo of j_alegarbes
    j_alegarbes Male 18-29
    49 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    3 mins. of pure constipation...awesome.
  7. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    I wouldn`t want to fight him.
  8. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    its funny how comments are disabled on the actual site
  9. Profile photo of gladhatter
    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    "He has been practicing for 30+ years. Do not attempt unless you know what you`re doing."
    I REALLY appreciate the heads up!
  10. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    BLAAHHHH!!!
  11. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    He can block his face like a true master but he can`t block the pop-ups.
  12. Profile photo of gladhatter
    gladhatter Male 50-59
    219 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    BWAAAAGH!!!!!
  13. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    I do pretty much the same thing when I`m sitting on the crappper.
  14. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    Should have spent 30+ years with a speech therapist and bought a pistol.
  15. Profile photo of romanwho
    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Golden.
    His sound effects just make it awesome.
  16. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    "Do you see how I`m hitting my chest?"
  17. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    he sees them....the little flying creatures buzzing about him, that`s what he`s swatting at...must be a hallucinogenic side effect of his Alzheimer`s meds or something..
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Not trying to be funny here, is he actually retarded? Cause then I`d feel bad for laughing at him.
  19. Profile photo of cyborgmonkey
    cyborgmonkey Male 13-17
    95 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    HOLY CRAP! did you see the blood thirsty look he had in his eyes??!!
  20. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Wow, Jameswinnronnrunjunior... you are awesome.
  21. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    if someone can edit a bug spray in his hand, this video wouldn`t look so ridiculous.

    standby.
  22. Profile photo of Kaonin-Kun
    Kaonin-Kun Male 13-17
    49 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Awesomest moves on the whole planet. He is even better than Chuck Norris.
  23. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    That guy is intense!
  24. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    30 years? More like 30 minutes. I was waiting to see if he gave himself a heart attack. THAT would be epic!
  25. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    If you get into a fight you`ll be laughing right up until he eagle claws your genitals.
  26. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    He reminds me of Dwight from "the office".
  27. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    30+ yrs. Yeah in his Mom`s basement
  28. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    @ davymid.. You think that way cause you`re older. Don`t worry, it only gets worse as the years tick by.
  29. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Hahahahaha.....so that`s how you get them in the van when you`ve run out of candy.....stoopid pop-up...
  30. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    High on crack...
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    That was dumb!
  32. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    The kid from the beiber hater video could take him.
  33. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    He reminds me of an overweight middle school kid who just watched to many kung fu movies.
  34. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    you guys are cruel. you shouldn`t make fun of the mentally challenged.
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    all you`re doing is waving your arms and punching.....yourself...

    "right-wing news network"?

    didn`t see that coming...
  36. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Awesome...ly bad.
  37. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    I heard this style of kung-fu can only be mastered by epileptics.
  38. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    Anyone else see Stepbrothers 40 years older?
  39. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    it`s like he possessed with the soul of bruce lee
  40. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    Lessons in self defence: Asperger`s syndrome edition.
  41. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    I am shaking in my bunny slippers.
  42. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    at 2:22 it looks like he`s having a heart attack
  43. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    I`m scared
  44. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Are we there already? Stupid people have gotten to the elderly part of their lives? Its so soon. I`m not prepared for this.
  45. Profile photo of havoc_7
    havoc_7 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    it must be humid.
  46. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1107 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    Someone take him to the hospital I think hes having a stroke lol.
  47. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Slap fight!
  48. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    freakin` idiot. Standby
  49. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    I think this is a cannibal troll attempt. He wrote his description and title in all caps, plus he`s exaggerating his moves and phrases way too much. It has to be fake.
  50. Profile photo of AlexxM1129
    AlexxM1129 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    BBUUUAAAAAAAA!!!!!
  51. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    He could beat some ass
  52. Profile photo of zeebeedee
    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    I`d stay away from him but not cuz of the KungFu
  53. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    he just learns really slowly. and kungfu has a steep learning curve. i felt cheated by the caption though.
  54. Profile photo of donk
    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    I think I actually lost IQ points from watching this video...
  55. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Jesus! That is the oldest Troll baiter yet... or is it?

    In other news, I hope he makes more videos, that wacky old fuqk.
  56. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Either hehas a great sense of humoror he`s a real putz..
    Comments are disabled for many of his vids, though...
  57. Profile photo of fan_of_dirt
    fan_of_dirt Male 18-29
    9 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    is this that ninja sword kid with the pony tails dad?
  58. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Kung-fu = waving your arms around and making silly noises?
  59. Profile photo of i-am-legion
    i-am-legion Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    James Weidngwhider Jr?
  60. Profile photo of taelmx
    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    I could just smell the fail coming...
  61. Profile photo of notkorean
    notkorean Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Blaaargh! XD
  62. Profile photo of Wibble4321
    Wibble4321 Male 40-49
    414 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    Just like Jackie Chan, I think they might be brothers.
  63. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    i keep expecting him to hit the camera.
  64. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
    195 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    I`ve been doing his main move for 30+ years too. I didn`t know it was the "Eagle Claw", I thought it was the "Oh GROSS, I just walked into a huge spider web, ble-argh."
  65. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    Apparently he has not had a proper diet of Chinese herbal medicine.
  66. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    So basically you just wave your arms around, throw random punches and make noises? Wow, it`s just so complicated...
  67. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    I hope this is Auto Tune the news` next project.
  68. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Kung-Fool someone needs to get back on their meds
  69. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    hmmm I expected him to hit something and get hurt... |-(
  70. Profile photo of Purrie
    Purrie Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    I`m going to have to call fake... sorry- but no one just randomly makes a video like this
  71. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:02 am
    this is definitely fake or that guy is retarded. I mean actually retarded not stupid retarded
  72. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:14 am
    He`s waxing on.
  73. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:27 am
    It looks like epileptic constipation.

    30 years to master the art of swatting imaginary bees!

    Seriously!? *facepalm*
  74. Profile photo of PhantasmFork
    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:50 am
    A young grasshopper, you`re kung-fu is exceptional, but my kung-fu is better. (mouth still moving)
  75. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 1:00 am
    30 years of studying kung fu and all he can do is wave his hands around and hit himself? Hell, I`d probably be better in a fight than this guy and I only did kung fu for about a year and a half.

    "notice how I`m covering my face?"
    ...but leaving your stomach, crotch and legs wide open. And at times your solar plexus. The style of kung fu that I learned, one of the first things we learned was how to break someone`s leg (kick to the knee, simple enough) and from what little I could see of him, he`d be completely open to that move.
  76. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 1:30 am
    He looks like my cat playing with string.
  77. Profile photo of johnhgough
    johnhgough Male 40-49
    99 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 1:34 am
    Obviously had all his teeth removed by his sensei
  78. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 2:42 am
    You guys, need to back the f#ck off and give him some credit... it takes a lot of guts to fight off imaginary people like that, and then punch yourself like a loon... then wax imaginary windows.. and.. actually... wtf is wrong with this guy? I`m sorry.. you`re all right. My bad.
  79. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 5:10 am
    i think he dropped a deuce
  80. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 5:28 am
    Aaarrrrrgghhh!!! Yup, that`s how i feel too.
  81. Profile photo of Mashi
    Mashi Female 18-29
    29 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 6:00 am
    wtf, was he catching flies or something? ._.

    when he did those high kicks, I was nervous he might hurt his back.
  82. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 6:39 am
    coming soon to an elderly home near you...
  83. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 6:50 am
    Bleeeeaaaaahhhhh! This sh*t was hard to watch.
  84. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 7:04 am
    Mom! Why did you give Grandpa a webcam?
  85. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Makes me want to watch the new Karate Kid movie again. Although it`s not an instant classic like the old one, and it obviously promotes China (while ignoring the communism); I like it...
  86. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Halfway through when he was beating his chest, was that his rendition of the Maori war dance?
  87. Profile photo of aniahlator
    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Do not attempt to be a freak unless you are trained!
  88. Profile photo of Spam_Man
    Spam_Man Male 30-39
    1 post
    September 6, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Guys isn`t this obvious its the Star Wars kid all grown up!!! You age faster in space....
  89. Profile photo of Handersan
    Handersan Male 18-29
    35 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Stand-by
  90. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:16 am
    "practicing for 30 years" translation: he`s been watching crappy kung fu movies while drinking ensure.
  91. Profile photo of Plesiosaur
    Plesiosaur Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Basically he`s waving his arms around and grunting.
  92. Profile photo of AceRedneck
    AceRedneck Male 13-17
    56 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:38 am
    All I could think of when he was pounding his chest was that scene from Date Night. "This is your home! This is your home!"
  93. Profile photo of agentsarahja
    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:08 am
    hehehehe he looks like he`s been practicing for a girl fight! lol
  94. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:12 am
    sometimes i really cant understand the internet, 4 minutes of some guy waving his arms around and it gets 60 thousand hits on youtube =0
  95. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 10:07 am
    yeah well wow that`s just horrible material art
  96. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:10 am
    ...wat?
  97. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:25 am
    he needs a big "L" on forehead for being a damn loser
  98. Profile photo of WaterGlider
    WaterGlider Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:56 am
    By the way that he sounds, I take it he made this video because he thinks he`s a bad***...he sounds kind of...special?
  99. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    this guy has a lot of videos. you should hear his songs.
  100. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    He looks like my cat scratching the window when it wants to be let inside.
  101. Profile photo of conky
    conky Male 30-39
    24 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    And you go a NINJY-CHOP.

    Remember, kids, don`t go ninjin nobody don`t need ninjin.
  102. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    From the looks of it... 30+ years of experience has taught him that waving his arms around and throwing webs like spider man is a very good way to protect yourself. I think it`ll work.

    `Cause, you know, the criminals will think you`re too stupid to be carrying much money or net-worth anyway...
  103. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    couldn`t do it, had to stop it, too bad.
  104. Profile photo of hellsfinest
    hellsfinest Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    You see kiddies, this is what happens when you learn Kung Fu by mail.
  105. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Of course its real, don`t you recognize senile ape style?
  106. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    SO. CUTE.
    WANT TO HUG.
  107. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    That`s enough for now.
  108. Profile photo of NeoDarkHunt
    NeoDarkHunt Male 30-39
    38 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:09 am
    pathetic lol
  109. Profile photo of ddaq89
    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Yeah, you have to train for 30 years to wave your hands around in circles a few times and make a jabbing motion. DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME.
  110. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 9:19 am
    He`s wearing a wedding ring, or at least a ring on his left ring finger. It`s a shame that he`s already taken.
  111. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 9:22 am
    standby...
  112. Profile photo of black3eman
    black3eman Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    eagle claw? he`s hand`s like \m/
  113. Profile photo of SunThunder
    SunThunder Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    its Basil Marceaux`s brother
  114. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Holy Jesus.
  115. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    brrlrshaahhh
  116. Profile photo of Aseliel
    Aseliel Male 30-39
    37 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Someone should really send an email to the Kung Fu Association and have this guy`s license revoked. My two year old son has better moves than this clown.
  117. Profile photo of BrnishedLily
    BrnishedLily Female 18-29
    75 posts
    October 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    BALUHHHHHH!!! ~giggles~ This is highly amusing.
  118. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 5:10 am
    Rex Kwon Do

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