Short Kung-Fu Demonstration

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 7 years ago in Funny

He has been practicing for 30+ years. Do not attempt unless you know what you"re doing.
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Female 934
Rex Kwon Do
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Female 75
BALUHHHHHH!!! ~giggles~ This is highly amusing.
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Male 37
Someone should really send an email to the Kung Fu Association and have this guy`s license revoked. My two year old son has better moves than this clown.
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Female 1,894
brrlrshaahhh
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Female 535
Holy Jesus.
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Male 97
its Basil Marceaux`s brother
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Male 18
eagle claw? he`s hand`s like \m/
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Male 212
standby...
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Female 347
He`s wearing a wedding ring, or at least a ring on his left ring finger. It`s a shame that he`s already taken.
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Male 168
Yeah, you have to train for 30 years to wave your hands around in circles a few times and make a jabbing motion. DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME.
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Male 38
pathetic lol
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Male 411
That`s enough for now.
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Female 399
SO. CUTE.
WANT TO HUG.
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Male 305
Of course its real, don`t you recognize senile ape style?
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Male 63
You see kiddies, this is what happens when you learn Kung Fu by mail.
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Female 3,598
couldn`t do it, had to stop it, too bad.
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Male 3,482
From the looks of it... 30+ years of experience has taught him that waving his arms around and throwing webs like spider man is a very good way to protect yourself. I think it`ll work.

`Cause, you know, the criminals will think you`re too stupid to be carrying much money or net-worth anyway...
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Male 24
And you go a NINJY-CHOP.

Remember, kids, don`t go ninjin nobody don`t need ninjin.
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Female 412
He looks like my cat scratching the window when it wants to be let inside.
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Female 159
this guy has a lot of videos. you should hear his songs.
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Male 15
By the way that he sounds, I take it he made this video because he thinks he`s a bad***...he sounds kind of...special?
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Male 2,229
he needs a big "L" on forehead for being a damn loser
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Female 803
...wat?
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Male 3,619
yeah well wow that`s just horrible material art
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Male 151
sometimes i really cant understand the internet, 4 minutes of some guy waving his arms around and it gets 60 thousand hits on youtube =0
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Female 124
hehehehe he looks like he`s been practicing for a girl fight! lol
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Male 56
All I could think of when he was pounding his chest was that scene from Date Night. "This is your home! This is your home!"
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Female 11
Basically he`s waving his arms around and grunting.
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Male 1,451
"practicing for 30 years" translation: he`s been watching crappy kung fu movies while drinking ensure.
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Male 35
Stand-by
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Male 1
Guys isn`t this obvious its the Star Wars kid all grown up!!! You age faster in space....
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Male 65
Do not attempt to be a freak unless you are trained!
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Male 588
Halfway through when he was beating his chest, was that his rendition of the Maori war dance?
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Male 4,004
Makes me want to watch the new Karate Kid movie again. Although it`s not an instant classic like the old one, and it obviously promotes China (while ignoring the communism); I like it...
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Male 418
Mom! Why did you give Grandpa a webcam?
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Male 2,868
Bleeeeaaaaahhhhh! This sh*t was hard to watch.
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Male 1,569
coming soon to an elderly home near you...
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Female 29
wtf, was he catching flies or something? ._.

when he did those high kicks, I was nervous he might hurt his back.
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Male 5,189
Eheheheheheheh.
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Female 406
Aaarrrrrgghhh!!! Yup, that`s how i feel too.
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Male 1,237
i think he dropped a deuce
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Male 1,313
You guys, need to back the f#ck off and give him some credit... it takes a lot of guts to fight off imaginary people like that, and then punch yourself like a loon... then wax imaginary windows.. and.. actually... wtf is wrong with this guy? I`m sorry.. you`re all right. My bad.
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Male 99
Obviously had all his teeth removed by his sensei
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Male 178
He looks like my cat playing with string.
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Male 509
30 years of studying kung fu and all he can do is wave his hands around and hit himself? Hell, I`d probably be better in a fight than this guy and I only did kung fu for about a year and a half.

"notice how I`m covering my face?"
...but leaving your stomach, crotch and legs wide open. And at times your solar plexus. The style of kung fu that I learned, one of the first things we learned was how to break someone`s leg (kick to the knee, simple enough) and from what little I could see of him, he`d be completely open to that move.
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Male 168
A young grasshopper, you`re kung-fu is exceptional, but my kung-fu is better. (mouth still moving)
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Male 1,108
It looks like epileptic constipation.

30 years to master the art of swatting imaginary bees!

Seriously!? *facepalm*
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Male 795
He`s waxing on.
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Male 1,196
this is definitely fake or that guy is retarded. I mean actually retarded not stupid retarded
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Male 109
I`m going to have to call fake... sorry- but no one just randomly makes a video like this
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Male 3,076
hmmm I expected him to hit something and get hurt... |-(
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Male 561
Kung-Fool someone needs to get back on their meds
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Male 441
I hope this is Auto Tune the news` next project.
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Female 1,623
So basically you just wave your arms around, throw random punches and make noises? Wow, it`s just so complicated...
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Male 2,402
Apparently he has not had a proper diet of Chinese herbal medicine.
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Male 195
I`ve been doing his main move for 30+ years too. I didn`t know it was the "Eagle Claw", I thought it was the "Oh GROSS, I just walked into a huge spider web, ble-argh."
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Male 336
i keep expecting him to hit the camera.
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Male 454
Just like Jackie Chan, I think they might be brothers.
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Female 12
Blaaargh! XD
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Female 247
I could just smell the fail coming...
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Male 6
James Weidngwhider Jr?
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Female 2,120
Kung-fu = waving your arms around and making silly noises?
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Male 9
is this that ninja sword kid with the pony tails dad?
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Female 999
Either hehas a great sense of humoror he`s a real putz..
Comments are disabled for many of his vids, though...
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Male 2,424
Jesus! That is the oldest Troll baiter yet... or is it?

In other news, I hope he makes more videos, that wacky old fuqk.
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Male 103
I think I actually lost IQ points from watching this video...
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Male 64
he just learns really slowly. and kungfu has a steep learning curve. i felt cheated by the caption though.
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Male 613
I`d stay away from him but not cuz of the KungFu
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Male 2,441
He could beat some ass
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Male 37
BBUUUAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Male 352
I think this is a cannibal troll attempt. He wrote his description and title in all caps, plus he`s exaggerating his moves and phrases way too much. It has to be fake.
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Male 1,287
freakin` idiot. Standby
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Male 2,033
Slap fight!
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Male 1,252
Someone take him to the hospital I think hes having a stroke lol.
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Male 17
it must be humid.
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Male 325
Are we there already? Stupid people have gotten to the elderly part of their lives? Its so soon. I`m not prepared for this.
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Male 316
I`m scared
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Male 353
at 2:22 it looks like he`s having a heart attack
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Female 535
I am shaking in my bunny slippers.
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Male 4,680
Lessons in self defence: Asperger`s syndrome edition.
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Male 417
it`s like he possessed with the soul of bruce lee
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Male 730
Anyone else see Stepbrothers 40 years older?
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Male 450
I heard this style of kung-fu can only be mastered by epileptics.
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Male 1,625
Awesome...ly bad.
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Male 3,915
all you`re doing is waving your arms and punching.....yourself...

"right-wing news network"?

didn`t see that coming...
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Male 39,531
you guys are cruel. you shouldn`t make fun of the mentally challenged.
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Male 575
He reminds me of an overweight middle school kid who just watched to many kung fu movies.
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Male 23
The kid from the beiber hater video could take him.
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Male 25,417
That was dumb!
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Male 106
High on crack...
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Male 359
Hahahahaha.....so that`s how you get them in the van when you`ve run out of candy.....stoopid pop-up...
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Male 4,807
@ davymid.. You think that way cause you`re older. Don`t worry, it only gets worse as the years tick by.
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Male 491
30+ yrs. Yeah in his Mom`s basement
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Male 2,593
He reminds me of Dwight from "the office".
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Male 2,121
If you get into a fight you`ll be laughing right up until he eagle claws your genitals.
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Female 316
30 years? More like 30 minutes. I was waiting to see if he gave himself a heart attack. THAT would be epic!
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Male 1,341
That guy is intense!
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Male 49
Awesomest moves on the whole planet. He is even better than Chuck Norris.
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Male 1,083
if someone can edit a bug spray in his hand, this video wouldn`t look so ridiculous.

standby.
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Male 2,796
Wow, Jameswinnronnrunjunior... you are awesome.
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Male 95
HOLY CRAP! did you see the blood thirsty look he had in his eyes??!!
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Male 12,138
Not trying to be funny here, is he actually retarded? Cause then I`d feel bad for laughing at him.
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Female 682
he sees them....the little flying creatures buzzing about him, that`s what he`s swatting at...must be a hallucinogenic side effect of his Alzheimer`s meds or something..
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Male 926
"Do you see how I`m hitting my chest?"
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Male 119
Golden.
His sound effects just make it awesome.
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Male 3,477
Should have spent 30+ years with a speech therapist and bought a pistol.
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Male 206
I do pretty much the same thing when I`m sitting on the crappper.
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Male 219
BWAAAAGH!!!!!
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Male 72
He can block his face like a true master but he can`t block the pop-ups.
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Male 1,548
BLAAHHHH!!!
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Male 219
"He has been practicing for 30+ years. Do not attempt unless you know what you`re doing."
I REALLY appreciate the heads up!
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Male 2,056
its funny how comments are disabled on the actual site
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Male 469
I wouldn`t want to fight him.
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Male 49
3 mins. of pure constipation...awesome.
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Male 1,256
"Standby."
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Female 56
Standby......I think 3:15 was the best part!! I will make sure I don`t try this at home!
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Male 21
30 years to learn all those terrific moves? I`d say 60 years.! OMG! He`s good...not! What an old failure.
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Male 355
wow i really dont know what to say about that.
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Male 2,551
Link: Short Kung-Fu Demonstration [Rate Link] - He has been practicing for 30+ years. Do not attempt unless you know what you`re doing.
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