Science Of Dancing (The `Good` Dancer)

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago Science

Scientists have discovered that this dance will get you laid...
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Female 914
I`m sure the scientists that came up with this haven`t been laid yet. and no, I wouldn`t lay anyone doing this dance.
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Female 463
I`m pretty sure that I`d much rather do the `bad` dancer than this fellow...
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Female 64
...Ellen?
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Female 1
this actually works when you play it with Rod Stewart`s `Do Ya Think I`m Sexy?`. :P
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Female 509
lol @givechase
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Male 1,371
Uh...how?
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Female 535
I`ll do this mating dance the next time I see my girlfriend then.
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Male 58
I can do that
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Male 2,893
Good?
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Female 412
If that is the "good dancing" video I wonder what the "bad one is like"... looks like a dad dance!
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Female 255
Yeah...except this study is only relative to UK men and women, since that is who was studied. Lemme know when you get a world-wide study.
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Male 5,190
Looks funny to me.
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Male 6,694
Meh.
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Male 1,678
Are these `scientists` aware that cancer has yet to be cured?
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Male 15,510
In Southamerica that wouldnt be considered a good dancer, more like a idiotic dancer
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Male 54
i suspect the scientist give out such info hoping to increase their own chances of getting some action while sheeple go about flailing arms and legs like that.

But of course...
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Male 7,585
not really a good dancer either
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Male 588
So lots of fast movement and arm flailing...

*gets notebook and writes down tips.*
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Female 4,039
Is somebody actually funding this research?
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Male 5,413
Yeah, laid out on the ground and curb stomped.
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Male 533
This definitely looks like something the guy from Friendly Fires would do.
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Female 27
I think they switched the labels for the videos... I don`t think this is very good at all.
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Male 2,121
This is not some computer nerd making a CGI man dance, they filmed guys dancing, turned the into animations of the same CGI figure so the only difference would be the dance and got women to rate their attractiveness. The dance here is the resulting "best" dance.
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Male 2,868
This is EXACTLY how I dance and it gets me laid constantly.
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Male 6,737
If I ever danced like this I would expect someone to punch me.
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Female 455
This is about the study.
This isn`t just an animation made up by some computer nerd, it`s the movements of real men dancing, recorded using 12 cameras and then converted into this format to be rated by women.
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Male 2,796
"I swear that is the dance from the Mad world by Tears for fears!"

Good name drop. Love that song and video...
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Male 1,091
People who make animations shouldn`t tell people how to dance...
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Male 25,416
really, no mr suave! interesting!
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Male 205
Source? May be related to the work of this guy.
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Male 1,083
...laid at a gay club.
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Male 400
Why did this post remind me of that Funky cold Medina song?
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Female 406
That dance will get you laid....by who exactly??
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Male 64
@Fairienyte
That is because Tears for Fears knew how to get laid prior to science.
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Female 12
Oh god, it drating works.
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Male 394
Technoviking!
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Female 146
I swear that is the dance from the Mad world by Tears for fears!
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Male 193
Scientists who don`t know how to make non-retarded animations? Why is this crap posted here in the first place?
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Male 9,306
"gay?"

IT`S ALL POLYGONS YOU DOLT! *swats repeatedly with newspaper*
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Female 1,963
Really though? I must say that I would assume that any guy dancing like this is a bit of a douche.
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Male 353
that model must have severe BO, just look at the way he uses his arms.
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Male 2,748
awww yeaaa!!! he`s got some mooooves!!
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Male 29
rave dance
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Male 1,184
That "dance" is more likely to get someone shot in the face.
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Male 1,958
Um...what?
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Female 2,927
the running man? seriously? the rest meh, not awful but not all that.
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Male 113
splurbyburbl

U jelly?
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Female 24
The article that goes with this study is on yahoo. read it yesterday made me laugh.
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Male 576
Three stars? How about - ???
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Male 2,796
How is this at all scientific? I see a pixelated, amaturish digitial animation loosely depicting how a human may want to dance. If one were to wish to do a real study on effective dancing, I have a hard time believing that this was the best media aid to use as an example.
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Male 316
I think I`d rather stay on the sidelines and get phone numbers.
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Male 2,344
I imagine locking your elbows up is actually bad.

I think I`ll stick to my Soulja Boy and Dougie, thank you.
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Female 351
I tend to stay away from guys who dance
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Female 236
Um.. that is not good dancing nor is it sexy.
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Male 558
I`m suddenly reminded of Napolean Dynamite...
Vote for Pedro.
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Female 126
I don`t understand >_<

That dance looks completely spastic , how is it supposed to get anyone anything other than thrown out of the bar?
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Male 1,054
straight cgi men can`t dance either.
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Female 838
gay?
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Male 768
"Arm movements to a minimum? This gimp`s flailing his arms about like he`s having a seizure compared to the other gimp... I`m confused!"
Maybe they got `em mixed up..
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Male 7,933
And then I hit my dougie
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Male 731
You wanna get girls?

Dance like this.
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Female 1,043
why are the good ones always gay?
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Female 1,264
This video is awesome if you watch it with electronic music in the background. XD

@lapajara
Me too!
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Male 582
You know half the chicks taking the test were like `I`m totally going to say the dorkiest dance gets me hot` just for fun. I mean come on.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I just watched this on Daily Planet today. They said that females are more attracted to guys who use their hips and neck a lot while dancing, and keep the arm movements to a minimum. [/quote]
Arm movements to a minimum? This gimp`s flailing his arms about like he`s having a seizure compared to the other gimp... I`m confused!
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Female 117
I wish this was a gif.
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Male 8
The "Good" Dancer`s a Gay Dancer.
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Male 108
I humbly suggest that you cite a source, sir.
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Female 1,589
I just watched this on Daily Planet today. They said that females are more attracted to guys who use their hips and neck a lot while dancing, and keep the arm movements to a minimum.
They recorded guys dancing, then turned them to avatar form to get rid to the physical attractiveness, so then the women can decide whice dance they liked best.
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Female 99
lol wut
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Male 4,867
that mofo dun stole my moves
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Male 332
made on blender?
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Male 242
Best. Post. Ever.
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Female 2,695
i was expecting something much better than this >_>
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Male 29
Unpossible
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Male 38
umm what?
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Male 7,378
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