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Date: 09/07/10 01:01 PM

87 Responses to Real Life Disney Princesses [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Link: Real Life Disney Princesses - This is how they`d look if they were designed with a little reality.
  2. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    wtf?
  3. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    Looks like the work of one of those fat fetishists on DA.

    (I`m not knocking all of DA. There`s some awesome artists on there. However, there are also a LOT of weirdos).
  4. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Yuck
  5. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Jasmine looks like she`s about to drop a deuce if ya know what i mean...
  6. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwww!
  7. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    sexy
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    They should have shown Jasmin`s tramp stamp.
  9. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    I don`t get it.
  10. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    A little bit more reality is needed, I don`t see any excessive body hair or sweat stains.
  11. Profile photo of Vi
    Vi Female 18-29
    52 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Ew, no.
  12. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    Or if they were painted by Fernando Botero

    Botero`s work
  13. Profile photo of reddye
    reddye Male 13-17
    56 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    NOT JASMIN!!!
  14. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Looks like a glandular problem.
  15. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    They should have shown Jasmin`s tramp stamp.
    nice i bow to you lol


    im sure this is another fat american joke
  16. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    While I`m all for making disney characters look more like "real women" and less like idealized cartoons, I think this one goes too far the other way.

    In no way do I believe these "realistic" depicitions are reflective of the women I see from day to day.
  17. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Uhhh... Snow White better save some of them funky Poison Apples for the Orchard if you know what I mean..
    :-O OM NOM NOM!!!
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Real life Disney princess are all American?
  19. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    BBW FTW
  20. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Jasmine`s wig seems to be sliding off...
  21. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    "american" disney princesses.
    JK! don`t hate the player.
  22. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Looks like they shop at walmart as well.
  23. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Some dayyyy my prince will come...with a tub of Ben and Jerry`s! Hahaha...

    But really, this reminds me of that one artist who painted obese women, I can`t remember his name but he was one of "the masters" of the arts.
  24. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    D:
  25. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I bet they love Twilight
  26. Profile photo of doriansilver
    doriansilver Male 18-29
    56 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Meh. It`s more just how they would look if they were fat.
  27. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    noooooo not jasmine!!
  28. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    So real means fat? I would have thought that real would mean a variety of sizes. Oh well. Decent drawings anyway, I guess.
  29. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    you ruined jasmine you ass
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    eeek,......
  31. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    why so fat..
  32. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    The wicked witch of the west got them. "I`m meellllting! Mellllltinnggggg...."
  33. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    why are they all saggy and fat? so in reality all girls are saggy and fat?
    nay...
  34. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Well, in certain periods of history, it was considered more attractive to be fatter, but I think this is a little bit beyond the ideal of even those times. And not all of these women are supposed to be from the Medieval/Renaissance period.
  35. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Well... if they were all Americans then yea.
  36. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    "...and the handsome prince carried her off with a crane and low-loader, and they lived happily ever after (until one day she rolled over during the night and crushed the poor bugger flat!)"
  37. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    ... `Realistic`?
    Maybe all girls aren`t skinny and cute like in the Disney films, but that`s a bit of overcorrection, don`t you think?
  38. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    "Well, in certain periods of history, it was considered more attractive to be fatter..."

    Then we learned the words "No fat chicks."
  39. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    And the prince decided f*ck it and didn`t rescue the princess.
  40. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Yes... because everyone in real life is obese...
  41. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Reality? Uh, I`m a size for and last time I checked, I was real o_O

    Being a real woman does not mean you have to be a size 20. Sorry to disappoint all you fat chicks trying to put down us skinnier girls.
  42. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    They wouldn`t be THAT fat............
    Come on now.
  43. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    How is this reality? They would not be as skinny as Disney wishes them to be, true, but there are other factors that are not taken into consideration with these pictures.
  44. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    "Sorry to disappoint all you fat chicks trying to put down us skinnier girls. "

    oh I`m sorry that for every 50 pages of skinny girls, internet sights full of skinny girls, t.v full of skinny girls we have one picture of big disney princess and you take offence.
  45. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Funny picture... stupid caption and title, probably created to create a meaningless discussion.
  46. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    well not all of them are princess` but i think in reality, theyd be fat because princess` tended to live a life of laziness and luxury.
  47. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Well, at least they didn`t insinuate that Rapunzel - stuck up in that tower - would be a whale.

    Still, fetish material is usually way less realistic than Disney material, you know?
  48. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    fixed

  49. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    idk, Snow White was "the fairest in all the land" eh? And Cinderella wouldn`t be fat because her mean family starved her.

    That said, the human TOOTHPICKS Disney is so fond of presenting as role models for girls are unhealthy and... just wrong!
  50. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    vv Lolz @phoneybone! Get that burka down past her ankles!! Brazen hussey! lolz!
  51. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    10,000 points for phoneybone.
  52. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    McDonalds in Far Far Away...
  53. Profile photo of Dr_Banzai
    Dr_Banzai Male 30-39
    7 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    Sans magnanimous... oh pitty...
  54. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    5cats:

    i LIKE them showing super skinny girls.
    skinny girls are attractive.
    i dont want to encourage those fatties.
    they need to know they are ugly.
    maybe it will make them stop eating McDs.
  55. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    @Holly69,
    It`s not about someone thinking that drawing fat Disney princesses would help anybody in any way, it`s about the subtitle claiming that to be a reality. You may not like the toothpicks b/c it`s not realistic but neither is this.

    And regarding your profile pic, how can you vomit a rainbow, that`s just ridiculously silly, get rid of it!
  56. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Uh...why?
  57. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    If this were realistic: Jasmine would be in a burka, Snow White in a coma ward, Cinderella would have been moved through child protection years before her story took place, and Belle would have called an abuse hotline.
  58. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    Snow White thought `Why would I want an apple? I sing and my dinner comes to me!`
  59. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    aaaaaaand how is this anymore realistic?

    i personally think sender02`s scenarios are much better than this one.
  60. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    Utterly stupid. Drawing them morbidly obese is NOT more realistic them drawing them fairly trim. The drawer had some serious problems with accepting the image of the princesses that we see today.
  61. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    I also agree with sender02`s version. This one is stupid.
  62. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    "If this were realistic: Jasmine would be in a burka"

    Burqa:
    The one not even allowed in Mecca? That one?
    The one that has it`s afghan origins in 1996?
    You think a 1300s CHINESE(Look it up) princess would be wearing one? Even taking the Disney Arab version?

    Your "realism" and reality need a conversation.
  63. Profile photo of tws8631
    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    dumb post
  64. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    @howlingwolf
    The artist never said this drawing was more realistic, it was iab/whoever from iab that posted it. Most likely whoever drew this was simply curious, or has a chubby girl fetish.
  65. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Seriously, 85% of Muslim Women don`t follow a culture which covers the face, they wear a Hijab.

    Amongst that remaining 15%, only ~5% of that 15% wear a Burqa.

    This is assuming 100% of Muslims follow the traditions they are from. Which they don`t.

    Seriously, for drat sake. This is like talking about clogs as the national dress of Christianity.

    This is why the ban is completely out of proportion in places like Belgium: "Only around 30 women wear this kind of veil in Belgium, out of a Muslim population of around half a million." Source.
  66. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:57 pm
    Interesting note: go here to see a list of current royal families. Run a Google image search on any of them. I did a smattering of random families, none returned fat princesses, mostly slim, some very attractive, but none fat. In particular, the Queen of Jordan. Nice.
  67. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:06 am
    someones got their burqa in a twist today
  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:11 am
    lol
  69. Profile photo of imjussayin
    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:33 am
    lmao
  70. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:01 am
    ha
  71. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:19 am
    Sick in mouth
  72. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:20 am
    Is this what they look like after they marry the prince?
  73. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:03 am
    they`d all still get it.
  74. Profile photo of romanwho
    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Reminds me of Twilight fans
  75. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    EWWWWW!!!! Flabby funbags! NOOO!
  76. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    what is Cinders DOING?
  77. Profile photo of banjo10
    banjo10 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    more like american princesses
  78. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    @romanwho: Hey, don`t insult all fatties like that! >:|

    XP
  79. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    @ eskimo9...wow, she really is beautiful!! I guess when I think queen i think of a much older lady.
  80. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    Botero would be proud
  81. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:10 am
    wow, since when is every girl in america fat???

    $100 says a fat chick drew this
  82. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:37 am
    BOOMERS!
    Seriously, what happened. What Ariel too?
  83. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    "real women" come in all sizes. :/ They`re not all fat, and they`re not all skinny.
  84. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 5:24 am
    @ForAllThSin Every person in America is fat. So yes, that includes you. £100000000000000000000000 says your retarded.
  85. Profile photo of squoggle
    squoggle Female 18-29
    158 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Um.. this doesn`t make any sense
  86. Profile photo of sylphies
    sylphies Female 18-29
    282 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    drawn by a fat chick who`s in denial that men like this much meat on bones.
  87. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    no fat chicks!

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