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Date: 09/28/10 08:01 AM

87 Responses to Officials Baffled Over Guy`s Bizarre Suicide [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:27 am
    Link: Officials Baffled Over Guy`s Bizarre Suicide - Not to judge a book by its cover, but we have an idea as to why he jumped...
  2. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Like rainclouds in the skyyyyy! We can fly, we can fly, we can...fall?? :-(
  3. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:07 am
    (Or is it reindeer...been a while since I`ve seen the film)
  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7469 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:12 am
    i guess he lost his happy thought
  5. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
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    September 28, 2010 at 8:12 am
    When you survive it`s not considered suicide.
  6. Profile photo of bmg09
    bmg09 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:18 am
    did he forget to think happy thoughts?
  7. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:20 am
    Oh come on really? Was he in the suit at the time? insert fairy dust joke here___________
  8. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:27 am
    that`s not suicide...
  9. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:29 am
    This is media for ya... some kid tries to commit suicide, so they find a picture of him in a Halloween costume to run with the article.
  10. Profile photo of Xdementia
    Xdementia Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:30 am
    how the hell did he survive a dive from the 39th..? could he really be peter pan ?
  11. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2010 at 8:37 am
    But when you survive, it`s not legal, drips. (In some states.) Also, they`ll arrest you even before you try if they notice you.
  12. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Mabey he was trying to fly.
  13. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:54 am
    The news paper must be trying to finish the job by posting that pic!
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:03 am
    *facepalm*
  15. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:04 am
    im pretty sure that should say attempted suicide.
  16. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Pixie dust fail
  17. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:35 am
    39th floor - "I can fly!!!"

    15th floor - "Oh $*&#! No, I can`t!"
  18. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:47 am
    He found out Tinker Bell was cheating on him and then he snorted pixie dust.
  19. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:50 am
    My Mum told me that I once tried jumping out my bedroom window when I was four, pretending I was Tinkerbell :/
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
    And nothing of value was lost.
  21. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Attempted Suicide. I guess we can ask the guy.
  22. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Im pretty sure i know why he jumped tbh. If your thick, look how hes standing.
  23. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Yeah he survived his jump
  24. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Lazerdude, I never realized that people who stood with arms akimbo are more susceptible to attempting suicide (sarcasm)...or maybe he`s standing like that because that`s how Peter stands.


  25. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:34 am
    *stand
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32805 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:50 am
    He survived! What a total loser!!!
  27. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:09 am
    This is a pretty drating stupid post. Its funny when it happens to someone else, right? Not you`re brother or your friend or someone you care about? Let`s all laugh our asses off at this kid.
  28. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:23 am
    "*stand"

    What?
  29. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:32 am
    @Sharpest..In exchange for stood...I started writing the first sentence in past tense then switched to present.
  30. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:34 am
    That`s just harsh...
  31. Profile photo of Squidden
    Squidden Male 13-17
    19 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:39 am
    TV Remote, why don`t you hike up your skirt, pull out your tampon, grow a pair of balls and stop being an internet hero?
  32. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Uh. He`s an actor. Obviously he was in the play peter pan. Duh.
  33. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    That took me a while.
  34. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3237 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    I like how at right under the title is says "72 people like this"
  35. Profile photo of laramiedax
    laramiedax Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    if you read the article, he survived... you cant survive suicide... it was an attempt
  36. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    I thought Peter Pan could fly?
  37. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    He never grew up is why
  38. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Today I am going to fly.
  39. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Could be he was taking that whole "I`m Peter Pan and I can fly" bit a little too far.
  40. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Long way down.
  41. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Hey, thats not suppose to be how the Peter Pan story ended
  42. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    He didn`t clap hard enough :l
  43. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Squidden go back to /b/ dumbass.
  44. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    attempted suicide*
  45. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Tink didn`t give him enough dust, apparently.
  46. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    he didn`t believe
  47. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    i wonder if he was flaming all the way down?
  48. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    One of the lost boys must`ve broken up with him.
  49. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    @lazerdude, "If your thick"....sweet, sweet irony
  50. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Yup. He didn`t believe hard enough.
  51. Profile photo of strangersdk
    strangersdk Male 18-29
    33 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Wow, way to fail all of the first comments. Of course he drating believed hard enough, he survived a jump from 39 drating stories. Before you make your pooty jokes, read the article.
    Now, go jump off of the 39th floor of a building and we`ll see if YOU survive you dumb mean persons.
  52. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I do believe in Fairies.
  53. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    LOL I can`t possibly imagine what happened.
  54. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Well, it`s obvious he thought he had more pixie dust than he really had. I mean, I know I`ve ran out at inconvenient times myself... Not a 39 story building... You need to double-check this stuff, people.
  55. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    is it bad that upon seeing the peter pan costume my first thought was that he tried to kill himself because of society repressing his homosexuality, and not that he believed that he could fly?
  56. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    I do believe in Fairies. I do I do!
  57. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    smigbaafm, i did too.
  58. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    *raises hand*
    I KNOW I KNOW!!!
  59. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    @smigbaafm I thought the exact same thing and then I realized the (lame) joke.
  60. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    suicide, peter pan, happy thoughts...bah i know there`s a joke in there somewhere i just can`t put it together.
  61. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    I call shockingly depressing. If he was trying to make a point, he succeeded (that simply believing is not enough).
  62. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    wow, thats just a crazy insenuation!
  63. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    A little too much ecstasy ya think?
  64. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:44 am
    couldn`t they find a better picture? not only did he fail, but he got a peter pan picture in the news ouch awkward |-X
  65. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 5:10 am
    "A little too much ecstasy ya think?"

    Don`t be ridiculous. If he was on ecstasy the headline would have been `Ecstasy forced man to jump from window`.

    Remember, Drugs make people kill themselves. Not to be confused with stupid people kill themselves.
  66. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 7:25 am
    The mystery will always remain...oh well, he`s at a better place now. Never Never Land...Ranch.
  67. Profile photo of Simcoe
    Simcoe Male 30-39
    126 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Um, why don`t they just ask him!! It was not a suicide, THE GUY SURVIVED! Read the article.
  68. Profile photo of xecutenkill
    xecutenkill Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 8:12 am
    In case you didn`t read the article.....he survived.
  69. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 9:43 am
    fancy once again ur posts suck just like you
  70. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    yea homeboy didn`t die, therefore it`s not exactly a suicide.
  71. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    OMFG!! That picture, huh guys? you HAD to use that particular picture???
  72. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    what the fk IAB. even if he did live what the hell are you doing making a joke out of it. thats so lame. low. scum of the earth type thing to do. there are really some things u jus shouldnt fk around with.
  73. Profile photo of megan_v
    megan_v Female 18-29
    16 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    right, so just because a guy dresses as a slightly effeminate character for Halloween automatically leads to him trying to kill himself because he is gay. This is incredibly narrow-minded and rude.
  74. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    you guys are retarded, it has nothing to do with saying he`s gay... what could peter pan do? FLY YOU STUPID dratS, FLY!
  75. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Peter Pan has traditionally been played by a woman.
  76. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    there are really some things u jus shouldnt fk around with.

    ...and for you that thing would be a keyboard.
  77. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    It`s said that someone`s opinion of another person is judged in the first 3 seconds we meet that person, and the rest of the time after that is trying to fit that person into that opinion. But it`s very sad when we go so far as to make light of someone`s suicide as an extension of that.

    Way to go IAB, way to go.
  78. Profile photo of beaugus
    beaugus Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 30, 2010 at 12:06 am
    I think that in light of the recent rash of teen suicides this post is in very poor taste and should be removed. Do the right thing I-A-B or I and my friends will have to stop visiting your site and inform your advertisers why. Suicide is NEVER a laughing matter, and to insinuate that beeing different legitimizes the taking of ones own life is sending a terrible message and is socially responsible.
  79. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 2:38 am
    hm. looks like an onion parody.
  80. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:06 am
    Stop trolling beaugus.
  81. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:38 am
    Think happy thoughts dude!

    Seriously though people, reading is good for you, it stops you from being a fking fk-tard.
  82. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    I agree, beaugus. It`s kind of in poor taste... I think we could be a little more sensitive at this point in time.
  83. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Agree`d. It just happened, and you`re making fun of it? :/
  84. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:24 am
    beaugus, he survived. Point moot.
  85. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:25 am
    Says so in the very first paragraph.
  86. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    i laughed as soon as i saw this...i guess ill see him in hell since gays dont go to heaven

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