Odd Product Of The Day: The Oral Light [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

This has got to be a joke novelty gift, right? [Sorta NSFW]
There are 76 comments:
Female 43
I`ve seen this at a novelty store. I laughed so hard. I asked my bf if he wanted it. He said "I`m not exactly sure women`s. . . .areas go that deep. OMG does it?"
XD LMAO!
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Female 4,086
if you need a light, you ain`t doing it right.
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Male 840
or you can just leave the lights on.
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Male 577
The sad part is that I know a guy that this would probably benefit
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Female 877
don`t enter deep, dark forests without your flashlights people
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Male 1,067
His obviously doesn`t work as she`s still got panties on.
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Male 2,893
Reminds me of the screwdriver with the flashlight on it.
"NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU`RE SCREWING IN THE DARK!"
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Male 644
Great idea!!!! I love to see what I`m eating!!! ;-)
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Male 441
This will solve all my problems.Dodging the teeth is easy now!
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Female 430
there is somone use his brain to create this stupid and unnecessary machine if we can call it a machine
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Female 130
"ooo yeah baby I`m feelin it..."
"oh yeah.. let me just get out my oral sex light real quick... let me just get... the earpiece.. on... theerrre we go... now lets do this"
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Male 225
Oh for crying out loud! What`s next, vagina fish oil rub? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm
this is one someone random comes in and says they`ll make it
cuz vagina + the smell of fish
ohhmygoshh
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Male 256
If you can`t find his peen in the dark then you might want to go to a different club tomorrow night.
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Male 4,680
Or buy two pairs of night vision goggles. Works great if you don`t mind your girlfriend looking like a 50`s b-movie monster.
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Female 654
for the unforseen bats in the cave
8-)
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Male 5,624
"Oh for crying out loud! What`s next - a flashing X marks the spot?"
I`ll get to work on that...
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Female 1,048
Oh for crying out loud! What`s next - a flashing X marks the spot?
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Female 11
cave spelunking equipment..lmfao
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Male 506
The darker the better...you want to be hunting around blindly trying to find the right spots by touch alone
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Male 440
Many prefer to do it with the lights off. :)
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Female 91
Yeah, hotdog they have some good products
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Female 446
Yawn. More like a reading light. If you`re to stupid to need this lighting to find your target then there is no help for you....lollz
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Female 25
doin some excavating baby!!! you would look like a freakin coal miner with that on.. wtf.
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Female 673
That`s definitely real. Pipedream is a popular sex toy product and one that I highly recommend to people. This particular product is pretty stupid, though. o.O
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Male 5,624
Reminds me of the Blake Edwards movie "Skin Deep."
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Female 2,289
"And to think all these years I`ve just been duct taping a flashlight to the side of my head"
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I love your comment so much LOL
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Female 463
@sawdusty-You just made me entire day with that. LOL!
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Male 25,417
really, do u want to see everything down there!
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Male 155
Hehe - made by pipedream.
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Female 9,557
Do you really need a light for that?
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Male 491
And to think all these years I`ve just been duct taping a flashlight to the side of my head
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Female 2,352
Highly unnecessary.

Seriously just try going down on someone wearing that you`d get laughed out of bed.
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Male 2,306
Why is there even a f ucking filter anyway? It`s so easy to side-step, and we practically have had porn on here.
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Male 2,306
I said A S S H O L E. F UCK the filter.
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Male 2,306
"Why the hell would you want to see it? It looks like an axe wound!"

Axe wounds don`t have clitorises. Axe wounds don`t have inner, and outer labia.

Like seriously--that joke isn`t even old (well, it is); it`s inaccurate, and clearly comes from an era where men didn`t even know a pussy from an non-nice individual.

*sigh*
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Male 769
if you need a little mini light to find your way around during sexytiems at night... it being dark probably isn`t your problem
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Female 314
aw eww no thankyou
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Male 113
Imagine living in China,and your life amounted to producing this poo.
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Male 234
LOL Pipedream!
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Male 163
guy goes to the Doctor says "Everyone tells me I look like poo but I feel great".Doctor says" better look in the book","hmm,looks great / feels like poo..no", turns page, "looks like poo / feels like poo, no that`s not right". turns page "Aha here we go. Looks like poo / feels great, I`ve got it...you`re a vagina."
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Male 163
they call it bumping uglies for a reason.
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Male 163
Why the hell would you want to see it? It looks like an axe wound!
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Male 566
Lmao, If you`re doing it right you`re looking up past her tummy, between her breasts & looking for that O face. Useless product,......unless you`re filming.
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Male 1
@I-IS-BORED.....Why the hell are you going down on a butterface man?
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Male 188
<!waits for the "gag gift" reference to spawn 7 pages of cheese>

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Male 2,688
"aren`t your eyes usually closed during the act? whadda ya need a light for?"

I can`t speak for other guys, but I don`t close my eyes...
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Female 718
What do they think vaginas are? Caves?
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Male 5,147
WIN! for free batteries included i mean
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Female 2,509
aren`t your eyes usually closed during the act? whadda ya need a light for?
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Male 4,745
Or you could join the rest of the adult world and leave the lights on in the room.
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Male 91
He`s doing it wrong.....
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Male 15,510
That is how they exploit every single aspect of sex
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Male 2,419
for when you`re with a butter face and need to turn off the light?
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Male 519
o_O has she had sex so many times its become a cave and he plans on going exploring in it ?
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Male 2,670
With the light, if you get bored, you can read your Kindle.
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Male 293
REPOST
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Male 1,083
no thank you. i have lights on the ceilings.
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Male 264
4-U Both? I`m thinking, if SHE needs one while going down on him, he has a size issue.
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Male 450
sweet free batteries
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Male 1,378
4-U BOTH

ahahah
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Male 592
aprilkayyy
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
22 Posts Friday, September 3, 2010 7:34:09 AM
Yeah I`m hoping it`s a gag gift, but you never know. If it isn`t a gag gift... well, it looks like it`d just get in the way.
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it`s only a gag gift if they`re fishy.
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Male 137
If you use your eyes more than you feel your partners` body language, you`re doing it wrong.

Thus: fail product.
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Male 72
ROTFLMAO! I`m just picturing buying this for someone in my secret santa pool...
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Female 34
Yeah I`m hoping it`s a gag gift, but you never know. If it isn`t a gag gift... well, it looks like it`d just get in the way.
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Male 158
Umm.
Wat.
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Male 2,552
I normally don`t have a problem. Do enough people have this problem that a product was made to remedy it? Jeez!
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Male 6,694
What ever gets you off.
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Male 39,538
I have better luck when they can`t see
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Male 169
I wonder how to introduce this into the bedroom "Honey, I brought a light that attaches to my head so I can see what I`m doing when I go down on you"

Don`t think that would be very sexual. Rofl.
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Male 226
Yeah, it`s impossible to see down that cave.
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Male 6,694
Always something new.
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Female 137
waste of money
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Male 2,056
wow.
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Male 233
tell me that it isn`t real, please.
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Male 20,825
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