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Date: 09/03/10 07:00 AM

76 Responses to Odd Product Of The Day: The Oral Light [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Link: Odd Product Of The Day: The Oral Light - This has got to be a joke novelty gift, right?
  2. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:13 am
    tell me that it isn`t real, please.
  3. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:13 am
    wow.
  4. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:15 am
    waste of money
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:16 am
    Always something new.
  6. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:17 am
    Yeah, it`s impossible to see down that cave.
  7. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:19 am
    I wonder how to introduce this into the bedroom "Honey, I brought a light that attaches to my head so I can see what I`m doing when I go down on you"

    Don`t think that would be very sexual. Rofl.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:19 am
    I have better luck when they can`t see
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:20 am
    What ever gets you off.
  10. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:22 am
    I normally don`t have a problem. Do enough people have this problem that a product was made to remedy it? Jeez!
  11. Profile photo of GeniusSolar
    GeniusSolar Male 13-17
    158 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Umm.
    Wat.
  12. Profile photo of aprilkayyy
    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Yeah I`m hoping it`s a gag gift, but you never know. If it isn`t a gag gift... well, it looks like it`d just get in the way.
  13. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:35 am
    ROTFLMAO! I`m just picturing buying this for someone in my secret santa pool...
  14. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:37 am
    If you use your eyes more than you feel your partners` body language, you`re doing it wrong.

    Thus: fail product.
  15. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:45 am
    aprilkayyy
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    22 Posts Friday, September 3, 2010 7:34:09 AM
    Yeah I`m hoping it`s a gag gift, but you never know. If it isn`t a gag gift... well, it looks like it`d just get in the way.
    _________________________________

    it`s only a gag gift if they`re fishy.
  16. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:47 am
    4-U BOTH

    ahahah
  17. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:52 am
    sweet free batteries
  18. Profile photo of soupkid
    soupkid Male 30-39
    264 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:06 am
    4-U Both? I`m thinking, if SHE needs one while going down on him, he has a size issue.
  19. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:20 am
    no thank you. i have lights on the ceilings.
  20. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:24 am
    REPOST
  21. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:24 am
    With the light, if you get bored, you can read your Kindle.
  22. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:28 am
    o_O has she had sex so many times its become a cave and he plans on going exploring in it ?
  23. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:29 am
    for when you`re with a butter face and need to turn off the light?
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:36 am
    That is how they exploit every single aspect of sex
  25. Profile photo of DeadDisco
    DeadDisco Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:05 am
    He`s doing it wrong.....
  26. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:09 am
    Or you could join the rest of the adult world and leave the lights on in the room.
  27. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:27 am
    aren`t your eyes usually closed during the act? whadda ya need a light for?
  28. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4887 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:34 am
    WIN! for free batteries included i mean
  29. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:48 am
    What do they think vaginas are? Caves?
  30. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:48 am
    "aren`t your eyes usually closed during the act? whadda ya need a light for?"

    I can`t speak for other guys, but I don`t close my eyes...
  31. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:51 am
    <!waits for the "gag gift" reference to spawn 7 pages of cheese>

  32. Profile photo of PantisMantis
    PantisMantis Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 3, 2010 at 10:06 am
    @I-IS-BORED.....Why the hell are you going down on a butterface man?
  33. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Lmao, If you`re doing it right you`re looking up past her tummy, between her breasts & looking for that O face. Useless product,......unless you`re filming.
  34. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Why the hell would you want to see it? It looks like an axe wound!
  35. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:42 am
    they call it bumping uglies for a reason.
  36. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:51 am
    guy goes to the Doctor says "Everyone tells me I look like poo but I feel great".Doctor says" better look in the book","hmm,looks great / feels like poo..no", turns page, "looks like poo / feels like poo, no that`s not right". turns page "Aha here we go. Looks like poo / feels great, I`ve got it...you`re a vagina."
  37. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:17 am
    LOL Pipedream!
  38. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Imagine living in China,and your life amounted to producing this poo.
  39. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:36 am
    aw eww no thankyou
  40. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    if you need a little mini light to find your way around during sexytiems at night... it being dark probably isn`t your problem
  41. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    "Why the hell would you want to see it? It looks like an axe wound!"

    Axe wounds don`t have clitorises. Axe wounds don`t have inner, and outer labia.

    Like seriously--that joke isn`t even old (well, it is); it`s inaccurate, and clearly comes from an era where men didn`t even know a pussy from an non-nice individual.

    *sigh*
  42. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    I said A S S H O L E. F UCK the filter.
  43. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Why is there even a f ucking filter anyway? It`s so easy to side-step, and we practically have had porn on here.
  44. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Highly unnecessary.

    Seriously just try going down on someone wearing that you`d get laughed out of bed.
  45. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    And to think all these years I`ve just been duct taping a flashlight to the side of my head
  46. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Do you really need a light for that?
  47. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Hehe - made by pipedream.
  48. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    really, do u want to see everything down there!
  49. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    @sawdusty-You just made me entire day with that. LOL!
  50. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "And to think all these years I`ve just been duct taping a flashlight to the side of my head"
    ---

    I love your comment so much LOL
  51. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Reminds me of the Blake Edwards movie "Skin Deep."
  52. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    That`s definitely real. Pipedream is a popular sex toy product and one that I highly recommend to people. This particular product is pretty stupid, though. o.O
  53. Profile photo of saruh_bebop
    saruh_bebop Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    doin some excavating baby!!! you would look like a freakin coal miner with that on.. wtf.
  54. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Yawn. More like a reading light. If you`re to stupid to need this lighting to find your target then there is no help for you....lollz
  55. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Yeah, hotdog they have some good products
  56. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Many prefer to do it with the lights off. :)
  57. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    The darker the better...you want to be hunting around blindly trying to find the right spots by touch alone
  58. Profile photo of jeebsnonyx
    jeebsnonyx Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    cave spelunking equipment..lmfao
  59. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Oh for crying out loud! What`s next - a flashing X marks the spot?
  60. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    "Oh for crying out loud! What`s next - a flashing X marks the spot?"
    I`ll get to work on that...
  61. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    for the unforseen bats in the cave
    8-)
  62. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Or buy two pairs of night vision goggles. Works great if you don`t mind your girlfriend looking like a 50`s b-movie monster.
  63. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    If you can`t find his peen in the dark then you might want to go to a different club tomorrow night.
  64. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Oh for crying out loud! What`s next, vagina fish oil rub? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm
    this is one someone random comes in and says they`ll make it
    cuz vagina + the smell of fish
    ohhmygoshh
  65. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    "ooo yeah baby I`m feelin it..."
    "oh yeah.. let me just get out my oral sex light real quick... let me just get... the earpiece.. on... theerrre we go... now lets do this"
  66. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    there is somone use his brain to create this stupid and unnecessary machine if we can call it a machine
  67. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:20 am
    This will solve all my problems.Dodging the teeth is easy now!
  68. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Great idea!!!! I love to see what I`m eating!!! ;-)
  69. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Reminds me of the screwdriver with the flashlight on it.
    "NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU`RE SCREWING IN THE DARK!"
  70. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    His obviously doesn`t work as she`s still got panties on.
  71. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    don`t enter deep, dark forests without your flashlights people
  72. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    The sad part is that I know a guy that this would probably benefit
  73. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:21 am
    or you can just leave the lights on.
  74. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    if you need a light, you ain`t doing it right.
  75. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:45 am
    LOL
  76. Profile photo of haru0_0san
    haru0_0san Female 18-29
    43 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    I`ve seen this at a novelty store. I laughed so hard. I asked my bf if he wanted it. He said "I`m not exactly sure women`s. . . .areas go that deep. OMG does it?"
    XD LMAO!

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