Nothing But The Blood

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in Funny

Sorry, metal fans - this song isn"t quite what you"d expect from the title.
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Female 75
I guess godly blood is white...
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Male 60
Lol, after going to church for years (don`t anymore, thanks internet) it means that when he died for your sins that his blood flowing was the sign that he was dead which means he saved your sin. Make sense? As much as it can? lol
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Male 415
so if we sin, we have to go out, kill jesus and bathe in his blood?
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Female 374
I thought this video was going to be akin to Spike Can Dance except with an aspie black guy.
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Male 815
Am i the only one that thought a little awkward the black guy saying "makes me white as snow"?


and that`s a very weird religion, man...i mean, they`re talking about being purified with the dude`s BLOOD...damn! lol

(im not trolling)
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Female 3
@Ozmose, you`re right, it would suck if people could make laws for everyone based on their religions. Imagine what they`d try to do to marriage and social rights for gay people...

Oh wait. I think it`s time to pull out your assault rifle.
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Male 382
When I saw the black guy in the red shirt in the still image before play, I really thought the video was going to take a different direction...
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Male 5,413
That`s....very vampire/Cannibalistic like
....OH YEAH
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Male 450
This is why the founders created the separation of church and state. The day christian fundamentalists are allowed to create religious laws, my assault rifle will be working overtime.
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Male 1,834
lame
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Male 14
Christian Vampires! Blood of Jesus, makes them white as snow...and able to go in the sunlight!
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Male 94
Flow of the blood of jesus? could be the lyrics to a metal band. just a christian one . NAILED! DEAD! RISEN! it does exist which makes me lol.
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Male 17,512
jr1: Studies show that religious people give more, Not just money, but personal time as well.

Who Really Cares - NYT
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Female 682
hard core, bro...
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Male 530
Seeing an African=American singing "precious is the flow that makes me white as snow" makes me wonder if religion is the mother of all discrimination.
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Male 452
@jr1 - In defense of religious institutions, many are a veritable force for humanitarian activities. Atheism, on the other hand, has no comparable social service structure to speak of. Give credit where it is due.
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Female 151
@jr1
Except for the fact that some atheists I know don`t give a crap about being kinder to other people, hence the whole "I am my own God" belief. Not that I`m defending Christians but some Atheists need to stop thinking they`re so much better than everyone else.

In the end, most Christians and Atheists are normal, average people (not extremists) just like any other religion or belief. People need to stop having rooster fights about which one is better.
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Male 10,338
@robopatton:

It`s Crips lol.
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Male 10,338
That was METAL!
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Male 1,106
This is supposed to be geared toward Kinder through 3rd graders. This phenominon is similar to what happens when your mom tries to rap. It would be better if she just stuck to her folk, hippie music.
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Male 71
@fattpill
Apart from the fact that nobody to date has been able to prove the existence of god one way or the other. And most Atheists don`t care about god because they focus more on humans and the good we can do by ourselves and for our fellow man. If only Christians did that a little instead of focusing on how evil us atheists are the world would be a nicer place.
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Male 6,694
I dont think I will be buying this CD.
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Male 256
@crakrjak: you don`t need to give a theology lesson. Jesus healed a mans hand on the sabbath and all the priest cared about was what day he did it on even though they would rescue one of their on animals from a pit. They didn`t care who he was they only cared about themselves. Thats what the constant for atheist is they only care for them selves not what God has to Offer. You could definately prove to them that God is real and they still would not believe.
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Male 812
This sounds strangely weak. Like the kids don`t even want to be there.
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Male 52
Spice Girls ft. Snoop Dog
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Female 4,039
The blood of Christ is wine - that`s some precious flow in my book.
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Male 194
I find it strange that to be pure and clean they need to be white as snow. What does colour have to do with it? Racist video is racist.
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Male 71
So the only thing that can make you whole is to drain Jesus of all his blood and pour it all over you..... nice.
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Male 41
faggotry
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Male 275
the whole time I was imagining that bit in The Shining when all that blood pours out of the lift. Also, every time they said "flow" I thought of those panty liner ads where they say "maxi pads for those days when you have heavier flow".
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Male 3,076
WHAT?????? the blod of jesus!?! i thought they were talking about the bloods(the gang)and I thought they were a bit young to be in gangs WTF!?!
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Male 11
WTF...jesus...no you cant do this kind of things
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Male 2,424
Hmm, dude in a red shirt, video titled "Nothin but the Blood"... I thought he was gonna rap about blastin Crypts.
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Male 17,512
Nidodemo: [quote]STOP CALLING ME FAT! *runs out of the room crying*[/quote]

»» Facepalm ««
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Male 9,305
"It`s figurative people, Please quit being obtuse. "

STOP CALLING ME FAT! *runs out of the room crying*
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Male 168
well, at least the waves were kinda nice. soul
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Male 32
I grew up being forced to listen to these corny Jesus songs and they were unbearable enough; but i think they should draw a line at attempting to incorporate "Cool Rap beats from an actual black guy".
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Male 1,548
Nothin` but the Crips...
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Male 1,526
WTF. Why would you want to be showered in the blood of some (if he existed) cool bro from the middle east,that got tortured and nailed to a drating cross? kids are drated up, want to munch on his liver so you can poo rainbows?
Why not sing about the men in power who killed an innocent man. Now that would teach values.
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Female 612
When sung in its traditional format, I like this song a lot better. Not one of my favorites even then, but I feel like so many people ruin old songs just to make them kid-friendly...
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Male 5,194
The two white girls jump in the sack with the black guy because they feel embarrassed over the whole "makes me white as snow" thing. The white guy (operating the camera) finds out and realizes there`s no God after all.
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Female 1,356
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sorry Jesus
jesus: `bout time!
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Male 15,510
That explains allot of why the church is what it is nowadays
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Male 2,419
@Ruswut
nobody names a chick Jesus, you have to go find a Mexican and bathe in his blood
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Male 17,512
DuckBoy87: I was wondering if anyone was going to catch that... It was unintentional, I`d hit the `post reply` button and realized it right after.
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Male 1,266
Soooo... jesus needs to menstrate all over us?
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Female 59
What do you mean? Blood is SO metal!
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Female 1
Haha. No way.
The summer after fourth grade, I moved to a new town. My parents wanted my brother and I to meet kids before school, so my parents made us go to every single VBS that the town`s churches were having, because they were free. One of them was called Lava Lava Island. This is one of the songs we had to learn during that week at VBS. I really can`t believe this. I remember thinking how ridiculous it was back then, too.
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Male 53
this just makes me sad... and "blood makes them white as snow" ? i mean i know they dont like evolution, but come on! simply biology should be doable even for fanatics.
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Male 772
To be honest, this COULD be a metal song :D Time to get busy...

PS: What is it with these people that makes them think they need to use the LIFEBLOOD OF THEIR SAVIOUR RAINING DOWN UPON THEM to cleanse their sins?!?! That`s really disturbing!
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Male 699
why do the kids get the green screen but the dude doesn`t?
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Female 533
this is probably as bad as getting rick rolled
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Male 3,531
Crakr, good pun there.

Vein/vain on a post about blood.
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Male 1,021
Nothing But The Blood of other religions makes Muslims happy
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Male 343
im a christian, and i think this is dratting retarded... heres some ear bleach: Stone sour Say you`ll haunt me
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Male 3
wasnt this in jesus camp?
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Male 49
I LOLed at the !:00 mark where the black dude sad "it makes me white as snow"...but i know it`s metaphoric, so yeah....
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Male 1,744
woooooooowwww, did not see the religious tone coming
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Male 25,417
No, no nooo......
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Male 757
i thought this was going to be a cheezy rap video about the bloods... BZUP!
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Male 53
black girl singing "that makes me white as snow" at 0:32. I lol`d.
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Male 17,512
Delos: Apparently, I have to because it seems IAB is mostly populated by heathens. Hehehehe.
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Male 205
Isn`t the purpose of IAB entertainment? There are nut-jobs on every side, and if we can enjoy poking a little fun at them, why not?

Also, why -DO- you have to?
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Male 17,512
Good answer, pui. Sometimes the effort does seem in vain.
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Male 17,512
Why do I have to give a mini theology tutorial here in IAB, Every time a Christian video makes an appearance ?

Geesh.
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Female 3,574
[quote]Please quit being obtuse.[/quote]
That is definitely more than you can ask of most people IAB and online in general lol.
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Male 552
....
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Male 33
@han5nah

ME TOO!!! lmao
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Male 39,248
what do they sing on those precious heavy flow day?
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Male 17,512
a1butcher: `whiter than snow` refers to the color of a spotless lamb, One without blemish. The Jews once sacrificed lambs to God as a burnt offering, To absolve them of sin.

Jesus was sent by God to be the `spotless lamb`, The sacrifice to pay for everyone`s sins.
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Female 735
The black guy rapping "...that makes me white...!" made me laugh. Cause he is black. Haaa.
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Male 158
The second I heard "sin" I shut the poo off.
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Male 17,512
I`m surprised at the number of people here that took this literally.

It`s figurative people, Please quit being obtuse.
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Male 4,807
Morbid.. yes
Catchy.. no
white a snow??
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Male 49
I didn`t know that Christianity advocates ritualistic human sacrifice. I learned something today ^_^
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Male 272
soheone should make a metal version of this
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Male 1,222
2 of them are gonna be preagnant at the age of 15, guess which ones
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Male 2,056
BLOODY HELL
LITERALLY

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Male 310
Only in Christianity could you sing about rubbing a man`s blood all of yourself to cleanse yourself.
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Male 1,625
Christianity is a little morbid aint it?
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Female 798
Is it sad that I`ve heard the non-hip-hop version of this song before?
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Male 5
Oh, yeah! Wine! A lot of wine!
That will surely make you whole again and give you another perspective of life :-D
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Male 205
"Oh! Precious is the flow, that makes me white as snow"?? Someone needs to explain a couple of things to these kids...
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Female 3,574
Okay?
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Male 9,305
OH GOD MY EARS! THEY BURN!
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Female 1,894
yes oh precious blood of jesus wash over me!!! AHH not literally jezuzz
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Male 2,551
Link: Nothing But The Blood [Rate Link] - Sorry, metal fans - this song isn`t quite what you`d expect from the title.
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