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Date: 09/22/10 10:00 AM

41 Responses to No One Likes M. Night Shyamalan — NO ONE!

  1. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    Link: No One Likes M. Night Shyamalan -- NO ONE! - Finally! A movie by him we want to see!
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:07 am
    So true, I could hardly laugh.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:09 am
    "Your career`s been dead the whole time"

    LMAO! This was great!
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Devil SUCKED!
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    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:17 am
    @pixiechick81
    Are you SURPRISED?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:17 am
    I`ll admit, I`d see it.
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:19 am
    I died at the end. "Did you even SEE `The Happening`? I mean...Trees? Really?"
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:34 am
    After "Signs" his movies began to suck.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:40 am
    @CrakrJak: Dude, Signs sucked too. All it the movie had going for it were sudden loud noises that startled everyone in the theater, and the fact that you hadn`t seen the aliens, so your imagination took over. Then he showed the aliens. Then the movie became poo.
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:54 am
    that was awesome
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:59 am
    >>After "Signs" his movies began to suck.

    No, it was WITH "Siqns" that his movies sucked, because "Siqns" SUCKED. "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable" were his two good movies.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:59 am
    @CrakrJak
    I agree, Signs was a half-decent movie.
    The rest just sucked major ass.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:00 am
    At least his movies are better than Uwe Boll`s relentless piles of crap... (In defense, Uwe Boll`s first Bloodrayne movie was good...)
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:13 am
    He should change his name to "M. Night Avoidthismovieatallcosts...malan."
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:27 am
    taylor_stone
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    1471 Posts Wednesday, September 22, 2010 11:00:23 AM
    At least his movies are better than Uwe Boll`s relentless piles of crap... (In defense, Uwe Boll`s first Bloodrayne movie was good...)
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    They are? Every single film that he`s made was terrible. Sixth sense was average at best. The only thing that saved it was haley joel osment.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:28 am
    To add to that, the reason his movies fail, is because he is soley reliant on a "twist" to win an audience over. The problem with that is his entire story lacks, so its obvious well in advance.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:39 am
    That was pretty dratin` funny. But I have to admit- I liked The Happening.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    September 22, 2010 at 11:51 am
    M. Night Shamalamadingdong sucks. He got lucky on The Sixth Sense and almost ruined it with the cheesy Ghost like ending.
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    yea lately theyve lacked, devil was drating scary though, hes still got some talent yet
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    @sbeelz, I wouldn`t spread that around

    just kidding...but seriously, don`t
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Best movie review ever - my boss said "I took my son to see The Happening last night. Ya, it`s not happening."
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    What is it with creepy monster people and eating cameras? They`re really not that tasty.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    The Unbreakable and Sixth sense are his master pieces, the rest are just refill
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I was a fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    I will never forgive M. Night Shyamalan.
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    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    @Jasonbobdude- But have you seen this?!?!

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    You might not like him, but when he is sitting in his mansion, i dont think he stresses!
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    @Baalthazaq
    I loved Airbender. I still watch it. I wanted to cry because of the movie. He is a rat bastard for what he did to it.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Concerning avatar:
    I know there was about an hour of film they put on the cutting room floor. I think they should have left it in. at least then the airbender fans would not hate him as much.
    might still hate him; but not as much.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    At this point, I think if he is going to make another movie, He should leave his name off the title, Use a different monicker or something.

    His name just drives people away from buying a ticket, Especially when there are multiplexes with 6 or more other movies to see.
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    TxTnViolence Male 30-39
    197 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    I knew he sucked when I saw Unbreakable. More like Unwatchable.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Does anyone here miss the good ol` days?

    His only success then he dove straight into the crapper.
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    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    I liked Signs because they wore foil hats. And Joaquin Pheonix yelled at that kid in spanish. That was it.
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    I like M. Night. I get him. I don`t get why people think his movies are bad. o.0
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    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    M. Night Shymalan has done good movies... I love ... well most of them. In my opinion The Happening and The Village were both good movies.
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    BalenWest Male 40-49
    22 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    After seeing THE HAPPENING, I not only wanted my ten bucks back, but the two hours of my life as well! He then became Shamalama-ding-dong to me. Sorry to be ugly, but the dude just lost his way!
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    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Dayum best collegehumor vid ever!
  37. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    I just heard of something rather hilarious about Shyamalan`s latest catastrophe.
    Read this first and then read this.
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 3:40 am
    I have respect for Uwe Boll, though...he`s wasting Nazi war money...all his movies come at the cost of the German government, and he wants them to tank. Shamalamadingdong is a hack who thinks he`s Alfred Hitchcock.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 9:17 am
    lol....what a funny video....

    ...i like his movies...

    i don`t see why anyone isn`t at least satisfied with cool special effects and seeing something new....
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:06 am
    hahaa Cajun247, its so true, no Brit could take that film seriously.
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    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 7:20 am
    I liked a few of his films. This was very funny... oh yh and what the hell was with The Happening??

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