No Nonsense Divorce Lawyer Tells It Like It Is

Submitted by: KidGixxer 6 years ago Funny

If you ever get a divorce and hate your soon-to-be ex-spouse as much as we think you will, call this guy.
There are 24 comments:
Female 1,236
He`s just taking advantage of the opportunities created by dumb-asses marrying idiots for all the wrong reasons. I can`t blame him one bit, but neither could I stand him for a second.
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Male 83
"Should being in a good marriage really take a lot of effort?"

Dang it - was happy being a lurker and resisted signing up for months until I saw this...

Yeah, a good marriage does take lots of effort - that`s why they are good. See, a marriage is kind of like a house. If you don`t do the dishes, mop, clean the fridge, replace the light bulbs, pay the utilities, and so on and so forth... well, your house will just turn to s---... kinda like a marriage.

Then again, this assumes you don`t marry someone you can`t stand. That happens a lot because people think `oh, they will change once we are married`.

@Gerry1of1 - my wife and I are of a slightly different ilk. We think you should apply for a marriage license and then if you are still together after 2 years, then you are married. In other words, no marriage benefits right away and freedom to split without penalty beforehand.
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Male 6,694
This dude just gets paid !
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Male 1,299
He seems like the type of guy that keeps a dungeon and solicits sex from craigslist.
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Male 703
I would never hire a lawyer who sounds so much like Vince from ShamWow, just less enthusiastic about his job.
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Male 11,740
I`d hire him.
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Male 253
@K0ttin_K0b: "*sigh* None of those f*ckheads, or their spouses, even try. I hate people."
Should being in a good marriage really take a lot of effort?
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Male 25,416
Cool, hes like an honest lawer they actually exist!
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Female 98
*sigh* None of those f*ckheads, or their spouses, even try. I hate people.
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Female 59
I love this guy!
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Male 1,451
Damn, I wanna get married just so I can call this guy up.
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Male 2,056
Offtopic: ROK9, is that an actual gibson flying V?
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Female 3,001
damn, i hate divorce, its sucky for all involved
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Male 1,834
LOLZ
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Female 448
Damn you KidGixxer!!! You beat me to the link. =/
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Female 9,402
Only in Florida.
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Female 1,515
Lol I think this guy`s bitter about his own failed marriage(s)?
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Male 558
of *course* it`s Florida, of *course* it is...
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Male 37,888
I think marriage contracts should have expiration dates like every other contract. Like 3 or 5 years with an option to renew. If you don`t it`s just over.... no mess no fuss.

but why get married at all? Save time and find some bitch who hates you then buy her a house
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Male 15,510
Needs more personality!
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Male 880
DivorceEZ is now Divorce Deli. He has some lovely packages available for under $400.
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Male 237
lol Florida
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Male 594
Hope hes around when I need a divorce in 10 years.
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Male 182
Link: No Nonsense Divorce Lawyer Tells It Like It Is [Rate Link] - If you ever get a divorce and hate your soon-to-be ex-spouse as much as we think you will, call this guy.
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