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Date: 09/30/10 08:02 AM

24 Responses to No Nonsense Divorce Lawyer Tells It Like It Is

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    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:00 am
    Link: No Nonsense Divorce Lawyer Tells It Like It Is - If you ever get a divorce and hate your soon-to-be ex-spouse as much as we think you will, call this guy.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Hope hes around when I need a divorce in 10 years.
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    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:21 am
    lol Florida
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:30 am
    DivorceEZ is now Divorce Deli. He has some lovely packages available for under $400.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Needs more personality!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:42 am
    I think marriage contracts should have expiration dates like every other contract. Like 3 or 5 years with an option to renew. If you don`t it`s just over.... no mess no fuss.

    but why get married at all? Save time and find some bitch who hates you then buy her a house
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 9:15 am
    of *course* it`s Florida, of *course* it is...
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Lol I think this guy`s bitter about his own failed marriage(s)?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Only in Florida.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Damn you KidGixxer!!! You beat me to the link. =/
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 11:42 am
    LOLZ
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 11:58 am
    damn, i hate divorce, its sucky for all involved
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Offtopic: ROK9, is that an actual gibson flying V?
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Damn, I wanna get married just so I can call this guy up.
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    vkdee Female 30-39
    59 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    I love this guy!
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    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    *sigh* None of those f*ckheads, or their spouses, even try. I hate people.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Cool, hes like an honest lawer they actually exist!
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    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    @K0ttin_K0b: "*sigh* None of those f*ckheads, or their spouses, even try. I hate people."
    Should being in a good marriage really take a lot of effort?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    I`d hire him.
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    I would never hire a lawyer who sounds so much like Vince from ShamWow, just less enthusiastic about his job.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 12:14 am
    He seems like the type of guy that keeps a dungeon and solicits sex from craigslist.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 7:16 am
    This dude just gets paid !
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    verbosity Male 30-39
    83 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    "Should being in a good marriage really take a lot of effort?"

    Dang it - was happy being a lurker and resisted signing up for months until I saw this...

    Yeah, a good marriage does take lots of effort - that`s why they are good. See, a marriage is kind of like a house. If you don`t do the dishes, mop, clean the fridge, replace the light bulbs, pay the utilities, and so on and so forth... well, your house will just turn to s---... kinda like a marriage.

    Then again, this assumes you don`t marry someone you can`t stand. That happens a lot because people think `oh, they will change once we are married`.

    @Gerry1of1 - my wife and I are of a slightly different ilk. We think you should apply for a marriage license and then if you are still together after 2 years, then you are married. In other words, no marriage benefits right away and freedom to split without penalty beforehand.
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    He`s just taking advantage of the opportunities created by dumb-asses marrying idiots for all the wrong reasons. I can`t blame him one bit, but neither could I stand him for a second.

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