Marijuana Pepsi Will See You Now

Submitted by: wellsy57 6 years ago in Funny

Meet the woman we were introduced to earlier this week as well as a few others with kooky names.
There are 52 comments:
Female 75
I love how people laugh about these names and I say to you...do you even know what YOUR name means? I`m sure most of you don`t.
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Male 304
Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit.
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Male 100
Every parent involved in the creation of human beings with these names requires immediate extermination. This is not a joke.
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Female 412
I wanna know what she named her own kid. Probably something normal like Michael or James. XD
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Male 21
Obviously her mom had cotton-mouth...
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Female 126
Marijuana directly translates to Mary Jane.
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Male 15,832
They should have panels of adults at each hospital to say, "No, you can`t give your kid that stupid name. You get one more try, and then we`ll pick a name for you." I bet Latrina wishes there`d been someone to say that to her mom.
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Female 282
my friend and I just watched this, she turned to me and said `I`m going to name my first two boys ponyboy and sodapop.` I mean, good book, but still...lol.
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Male 234
I thought it was M. P. Jackson.
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Male 14
Smoke and a pancake? flapjack and a cigarette? No? Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No?? ...Marijuana and a pepsi? ,

"what was that last one again?, Ill take that"
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Female 3,574
@keetraver hahaha good burn.
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Male 3,076
@Squidden fail!
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Male 34
@Squidden, it mainly means his name is not so funny in German, you know, the language people speak in Germany. But I understand that`s difficult to grasp for you, being american and all.
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Male 19
@Ruthless1990
I`ve been seeing a whole bunch of Euro`s making up some random story and then calling America retarded. Honestly, just blame the person that names their son Doornob. I knew a German guy named Asphuc. That doesn`t mean Germany is a pooty country, it means there is at least 1 strange family there.
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Male 2,893
Gaylord Focker.
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Male 767
i knew a kid growing up named Dwight Power III. his great grandpa was a Klan chief or something...
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Female 3,001
some Americans I know named their children after the first thing they could see or something like that, and they named their daughter Seewave, and their son Doornob. only in America...
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Male 959
Marijuana`s smokin`
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Male 107
Ha, people are really trying to get creative with names now days. I`m glad i got a normal name. Tho i`m not sure if i would complain if marijuana was my first name. "Marijuana jones" ...yea i like that.
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Male 18
i know a chick whose first and last name are stash case
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Male 1,834
lol
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Male 2,506
Crystal Sunshine Turpin Lemons <3
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Male 2,422
I`m glad my quasi-hippy mom didn`t get her way when she tried to give me some stupid Indian name.
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Male 122
gaylord focker?
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Male 541
"Devious"... WOW, way to set your kid up for failure. I mean, if someone stole the teachers favorite glasses, who would be to blame? Angel??
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Female 51
ParasyT, I fully approve of the name Ariadne. ;D
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Male 1,598
I think her parents were just dumb and decided to name here after their 2 favorite things...
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Male 28
My last name is pronounced hockey (not spelled that way) I always thought of naming my child Ice. Then I thought of Michael Paul so his initials would be in every car in the US (MPH). Oh by the way. My nick name was Puck.
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Female 646
There`s a Governor Beveridge in my US History textbook, who was apparently a big promoter of Manifest Destiny. I wonder if that guy`s related to him, can`t be a very common name.
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Male 527
Names like this remind me of that Nicholas Cage SNL skit. "It`s pronounced A-sswip-e!"
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Male 768
The music makes it unwatchable. I can barely hear and it`s annoying.
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Male 25,417
No, thats just wrong!
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Male 14,331
Bring on the apocalypse, she looks cute.
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Male 533
Okay I undestand Marijuana as a name, but why pepsi?

I already know what I will name my first born. If he is male than Wolfe Murdar Evans. If she is female then Ariadne (whatever my wife wants) Evans.
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Male 353
there`s a glimps of hell, even the calming music can`t cover the piercing crying.
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Female 3,574
I already have the middle name for my firstborn sorted out: Danger.
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Male 1,598
Marijuana is a pretty-sounding word, if you ignore the meaning. So is diarrhea.

I`m glad that these people come to terms with their parents being so... I don`t even know what to call it.
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Male 2,441
You look just like a Marijuana Pepsi
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Male 441
Ouu. Tito! Tito`s vodka is amazing! Just saying, totally worth a buy.
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Male 881
Idiocracy! I still can`t find any evidence that the future foreseen in that movie will not true.
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Male 86
....why are people so very retarded?
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Male 30
This is the result of dumb people being allowed to breed. (Facepalmin`, hard status)
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Male 357
tn11, nothing ORIGINATES FROM IAB here. It`s all links. So that means anything here is always found somewhere else first, then linked here.

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Male 2,424
I`m tell`n you now my sons name-

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Watch for it in the news!
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Male 1,587
which came first- the news piece or the IAB post? hmm? They should credit IAB if the news tip came from here.
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Male 3,327
I wonder about MJ Sawyer. Is it "A Boy Named Sue" syndrome? (Johnny Cash wrote a song about a boy named "Sue" who had to be tough because of his name--his father wasn`t going to be around to teach him how to be tough.) If She had been named Mary Jane Sawyer, would she have grown up to be as tough?
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Female 803
I actually like Tigerlilly. It`s cute and it`s only a flower.
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Male 496
I`ve always wanted to change my last name to Aaaaaaa, and then name my child Aaaaaaa, so that their name would be Aaaaaaa A. Aaaaaaa, which would mean that they`d always be first in line. But then I thought, what if they went in reverse alphabetical order...
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Female 9,558
I`m glad to see she doesn`t hate her mom.
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Female 798
Nice to see that even with the jacked up name she still managed to do very well for herself.
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Male 267
why is the music sooo loud
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Male 312
Link: Marijuana Pepsi Will See You Now [Rate Link] - Meet the woman we were introduced to earlier this week as well as a few others with kooky names.
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