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Date: 09/23/10 10:52 AM

52 Responses to Marijuana Pepsi Will See You Now

  1. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    250 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Link: Marijuana Pepsi Will See You Now - Meet the woman we were introduced to earlier this week as well as a few others with kooky names.
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
    why is the music sooo loud
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Nice to see that even with the jacked up name she still managed to do very well for herself.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
    I`m glad to see she doesn`t hate her mom.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
    I`ve always wanted to change my last name to Aaaaaaa, and then name my child Aaaaaaa, so that their name would be Aaaaaaa A. Aaaaaaa, which would mean that they`d always be first in line. But then I thought, what if they went in reverse alphabetical order...
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I actually like Tigerlilly. It`s cute and it`s only a flower.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:32 am
    I wonder about MJ Sawyer. Is it "A Boy Named Sue" syndrome? (Johnny Cash wrote a song about a boy named "Sue" who had to be tough because of his name--his father wasn`t going to be around to teach him how to be tough.) If She had been named Mary Jane Sawyer, would she have grown up to be as tough?
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    tn11 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 11:51 am
    which came first- the news piece or the IAB post? hmm? They should credit IAB if the news tip came from here.
  9. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    I`m tell`n you now my sons name-

    Xbox Porno Patton

    Watch for it in the news!
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    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    tn11, nothing ORIGINATES FROM IAB here. It`s all links. So that means anything here is always found somewhere else first, then linked here.

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    DeRob Male 18-29
    30 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    This is the result of dumb people being allowed to breed. (Facepalmin`, hard status)
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    NoxasRisen Male 13-17
    86 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    ....why are people so very retarded?
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Idiocracy! I still can`t find any evidence that the future foreseen in that movie will not true.
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    Ogen Male 18-29
    441 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Ouu. Tito! Tito`s vodka is amazing! Just saying, totally worth a buy.
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    You look just like a Marijuana Pepsi
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Marijuana is a pretty-sounding word, if you ignore the meaning. So is diarrhea.

    I`m glad that these people come to terms with their parents being so... I don`t even know what to call it.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    I already have the middle name for my firstborn sorted out: Danger.
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    there`s a glimps of hell, even the calming music can`t cover the piercing crying.
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    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Okay I undestand Marijuana as a name, but why pepsi?

    I already know what I will name my first born. If he is male than Wolfe Murdar Evans. If she is female then Ariadne (whatever my wife wants) Evans.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Bring on the apocalypse, she looks cute.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    No, thats just wrong!
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    The music makes it unwatchable. I can barely hear and it`s annoying.
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    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Names like this remind me of that Nicholas Cage SNL skit. "It`s pronounced A-sswip-e!"
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    There`s a Governor Beveridge in my US History textbook, who was apparently a big promoter of Manifest Destiny. I wonder if that guy`s related to him, can`t be a very common name.
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    CzarElad Male 40-49
    28 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    My last name is pronounced hockey (not spelled that way) I always thought of naming my child Ice. Then I thought of Michael Paul so his initials would be in every car in the US (MPH). Oh by the way. My nick name was Puck.
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    I think her parents were just dumb and decided to name here after their 2 favorite things...
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    Fated Female 30-39
    51 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    ParasyT, I fully approve of the name Ariadne. ;D
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    kummi90 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    "Devious"... WOW, way to set your kid up for failure. I mean, if someone stole the teachers favorite glasses, who would be to blame? Angel??
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    sleepyjoey Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    gaylord focker?
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    I`m glad my quasi-hippy mom didn`t get her way when she tried to give me some stupid Indian name.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    Crystal Sunshine Turpin Lemons <3
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    lol
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    Degopimp Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:36 am
    i know a chick whose first and last name are stash case
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    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:37 am
    Ha, people are really trying to get creative with names now days. I`m glad i got a normal name. Tho i`m not sure if i would complain if marijuana was my first name. "Marijuana jones" ...yea i like that.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:53 am
    Marijuana`s smokin`
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 3:20 am
    some Americans I know named their children after the first thing they could see or something like that, and they named their daughter Seewave, and their son Doornob. only in America...
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:40 am
    i knew a kid growing up named Dwight Power III. his great grandpa was a Klan chief or something...
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Gaylord Focker.
  39. Profile photo of Squidden
    Squidden Male 13-17
    19 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:12 am
    @Ruthless1990
    I`ve been seeing a whole bunch of Euro`s making up some random story and then calling America retarded. Honestly, just blame the person that names their son Doornob. I knew a German guy named Asphuc. That doesn`t mean Germany is a pooty country, it means there is at least 1 strange family there.
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    keetraver Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:52 am
    @Squidden, it mainly means his name is not so funny in German, you know, the language people speak in Germany. But I understand that`s difficult to grasp for you, being american and all.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:57 am
    @Squidden fail!
  42. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 7:15 am
    @keetraver hahaha good burn.
  43. Profile photo of LetsDrink
    LetsDrink Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Smoke and a pancake? flapjack and a cigarette? No? Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? No?? ...Marijuana and a pepsi? ,

    "what was that last one again?, Ill take that"
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    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    I thought it was M. P. Jackson.
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    my friend and I just watched this, she turned to me and said `I`m going to name my first two boys ponyboy and sodapop.` I mean, good book, but still...lol.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    They should have panels of adults at each hospital to say, "No, you can`t give your kid that stupid name. You get one more try, and then we`ll pick a name for you." I bet Latrina wishes there`d been someone to say that to her mom.
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    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Marijuana directly translates to Mary Jane.
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    deadlysporks Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    Obviously her mom had cotton-mouth...
  49. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 6:36 am
    I wanna know what she named her own kid. Probably something normal like Michael or James. XD
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    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Every parent involved in the creation of human beings with these names requires immediate extermination. This is not a joke.
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    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:04 am
    Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit.
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    BrnishedLily Female 18-29
    75 posts
    October 17, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    I love how people laugh about these names and I say to you...do you even know what YOUR name means? I`m sure most of you don`t.

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