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Date: 09/28/10 06:03 AM

61 Responses to Man Dreams Through His Self-Portrait Tattoo [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:12 am
    Link: Man Dreams Through His Self-Portrait Tattoo - A guy can dream, right?
  2. Profile photo of Oliv3rP
    Oliv3rP Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:09 am
    he doesnt have a penis
  3. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:22 am
    Holy cow, that is one of the worst tattoos I`ve ever seen, both in artistic terms and subject matter o.O
  4. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:23 am
    lolz
  5. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:24 am
    lots of lolz
  6. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:36 am
    His friends must call him "Dickless"
  7. Profile photo of BuzzKillingt
    BuzzKillingt Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:43 am
    that tattoo is appalling the artist should be arrested for assult or criminal dammage or something, failing that cut his damn hands off so he cant ever tattoo again. im seriosly hoping for his sake is just a permanant marker or sommin.
  8. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:50 am
    What an idiot.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:52 am
    maybe the tatto was better before he got so fat and stretched it out?
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:59 am
    Each girl is named because this is actually a tattoo of him and his daughters
  11. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:04 am
    I think those are his retarded daught.. oh wait a minute..
  12. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:05 am
    dammit Gerry, you beat me to it, and i didn`t realize it until i posted it, lol
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:17 am
    sorry Ripper. I get complaints about being too quick all the time. mostly in bed.
  14. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Nothing quite like a good ole prison tat.
  15. Profile photo of srwilde
    srwilde Male 30-39
    60 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:03 am
    The man in the tat has no penis. What`s he going to do with those girls?
  16. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:05 am
    ... he dreams about being with `girls` with names like `Mo`?
  17. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:11 am
    lol
  18. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:43 am
    It looks like Renaissance era art...
  19. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Maybe he`s a polygamist and those are his wives. Did nobody else think of this? I`m ashamed of all of you.
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:06 am
    "The man in the tat has no penis. What`s he going to do with those girls?"

    I was just thinking that.
  21. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:14 am
    I bet he`s the type that thinks strippers actually like him...
  22. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:38 am
    dream the dream kinda guy
  23. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Anyone else notice each one has their name on it?
  24. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:02 am
    "It looks like Renaissance era art... "
    More like something you`d find scrawled in the lascaux cave system.
  25. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Looks like he lost one hell of a bet.
  26. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:27 am
    he has no penis
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Why`d he put names on the girls? In case he forgets? lolz! He can`t read them anyhow...
  28. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:57 am
    I drew better than than in the 8th grade.
  29. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    That`s a very bad tat right there
  30. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Terrible drawing, everyone is deformed.
  31. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    the clown has NO PENIS
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    The 40 year old virgin
  33. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Wow dude... seriously?
  34. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    ... why doesn`t he have a penis?
  35. Profile photo of k8lin
    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    The irony of it is that this tattoo just shows how desperate he probably is, but it`s probably one of the (many!) things that will keep him from getting laid...
  36. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    He has a penis he just tucked between his legs...it`s shy.
  37. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    damn that`s a crappy looking tattoo
  38. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Did a 4 year old draw that?
  39. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    ... why doesn`t he have a penis?

    Any guy who would have that tattoo on his back doesn`t have a dick.
  40. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    All I have to say is, Jail will do this to you.
  41. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    what is this i don`t even...
  42. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    He should be grateful he can`t see it, but then again, he should never take his shirt off, ever, for anything. He should shower with his shirt on.
  43. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    With that tattoo he should have no problem making this a reality. With all the money he saved by not having it done by a professional, he should have plenty left to pay for four hookers.
  44. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Dude.


    Sweeeet.

    Duuuuude.

    Sweeeeeeettttttt.
  45. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    He has a VERY large penis, or very poorly drawn leg.
  46. Profile photo of Viggsy
    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Those chicks are covered in acne.

    Oh, wait.
  47. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    He wants to clone a chick three times and nail all four of them?
  48. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    That is the worst f`in tattoo evar.
  49. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    looks like something i`d see on deviantart.
  50. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    what`s he gonna do with them, he`s got no wang in dreamworld?
  51. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    he`s a lot skinnier in his self-portrait....
  52. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:13 am
    F U C K T A R D.
  53. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:26 am
    haha
  54. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Is that...did he NAME them???
  55. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    And where`s his weiner??
  56. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    "Self-portrait" implies he did it himself. I assume everyone has already noticed that it`s on his back, so my question is... uhh... what?
  57. Profile photo of floydy
    floydy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:16 am
    I`m pretty sure in that dream of his, he had a penis..
  58. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 9:11 am
    funniest thing about all this.. yu gotta b 18 to even look at this penis-less pic
  59. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 11:34 pm
    that is a poorly done tattoo... -.- I can just hear it now.. "Daddy, what`s that on your back?"
  60. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    i dont care how bad it looks i see this guy as a hero

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