Man Dreams Through His Self-Portrait Tattoo [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

A guy can dream, right?
There are 61 comments:
Male 90
i dont care how bad it looks i see this guy as a hero
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Female 238
that is a poorly done tattoo... -.- I can just hear it now.. "Daddy, what`s that on your back?"
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Female 40
funniest thing about all this.. yu gotta b 18 to even look at this penis-less pic
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Male 2
I`m pretty sure in that dream of his, he had a penis..
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Male 2,148
"Self-portrait" implies he did it himself. I assume everyone has already noticed that it`s on his back, so my question is... uhh... what?
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Female 1,236
And where`s his weiner??
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Female 1,236
Is that...did he NAME them???
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Male 3,076
haha
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Male 554
F U C K T A R D.
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Female 4,086
he`s a lot skinnier in his self-portrait....
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Male 703
what`s he gonna do with them, he`s got no wang in dreamworld?
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Male 1,360
looks like something i`d see on deviantart.
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Male 117
That is the worst f`in tattoo evar.
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Male 310
He wants to clone a chick three times and nail all four of them?
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Male 5,190
Ahahaha...haha...ha
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Male 180
Those chicks are covered in acne.

Oh, wait.
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Male 348
He has a VERY large penis, or very poorly drawn leg.
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Male 2,619
Dude.


Sweeeet.

Duuuuude.

Sweeeeeeettttttt.
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Male 2,868
With that tattoo he should have no problem making this a reality. With all the money he saved by not having it done by a professional, he should have plenty left to pay for four hookers.
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Male 2,085
He should be grateful he can`t see it, but then again, he should never take his shirt off, ever, for anything. He should shower with his shirt on.
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Female 3,598
what is this i don`t even...
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Male 838
All I have to say is, Jail will do this to you.
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Male 840
[quote]... why doesn`t he have a penis?[/quote]

Any guy who would have that tattoo on his back doesn`t have a dick.
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Female 259
Did a 4 year old draw that?
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Male 1,598
damn that`s a crappy looking tattoo
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Male 117
He has a penis he just tucked between his legs...it`s shy.
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Female 302
The irony of it is that this tattoo just shows how desperate he probably is, but it`s probably one of the (many!) things that will keep him from getting laid...
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Female 354
... why doesn`t he have a penis?
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Male 5,413
Wow dude... seriously?
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Male 15,510
The 40 year old virgin
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Male 1,378
the clown has NO PENIS
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Male 1,081
Terrible drawing, everyone is deformed.
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Female 1,623
That`s a very bad tat right there
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Female 1,148
I drew better than than in the 8th grade.
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Male 36,558
Why`d he put names on the girls? In case he forgets? lolz! He can`t read them anyhow...
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Female 627
he has no penis
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Male 1,505
Looks like he lost one hell of a bet.
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Male 4,680
"It looks like Renaissance era art... "
More like something you`d find scrawled in the lascaux cave system.
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Female 91
Anyone else notice each one has their name on it?
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Male 784
dream the dream kinda guy
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Male 153
I bet he`s the type that thinks strippers actually like him...
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Female 9,403
"The man in the tat has no penis. What`s he going to do with those girls?"

I was just thinking that.
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Male 4,793
Maybe he`s a polygamist and those are his wives. Did nobody else think of this? I`m ashamed of all of you.
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Male 537
It looks like Renaissance era art...
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Male 807
lol
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Male 2,419
... he dreams about being with `girls` with names like `Mo`?
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Male 60
The man in the tat has no penis. What`s he going to do with those girls?
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Male 6,694
Nothing quite like a good ole prison tat.
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Male 37,914
sorry Ripper. I get complaints about being too quick all the time. mostly in bed.
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Male 1,311
dammit Gerry, you beat me to it, and i didn`t realize it until i posted it, lol
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Male 1,311
I think those are his retarded daught.. oh wait a minute..
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Male 37,914
Each girl is named because this is actually a tattoo of him and his daughters
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Male 37,914
maybe the tatto was better before he got so fat and stretched it out?
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Male 4,290
What an idiot.
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Male 47
that tattoo is appalling the artist should be arrested for assult or criminal dammage or something, failing that cut his damn hands off so he cant ever tattoo again. im seriosly hoping for his sake is just a permanant marker or sommin.
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Male 4,594
His friends must call him "Dickless"
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Male 25,416
lots of lolz
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 772
Holy cow, that is one of the worst tattoos I`ve ever seen, both in artistic terms and subject matter o.O
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Male 32
he doesnt have a penis
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Male 19,888
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