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Date: 09/10/10 08:01 AM

42 Responses to Looks Like You Had One Too Many Last Night [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:37 am
    Link: Looks Like You Had One Too Many Last Night - `Honey, I can explain everything.`
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Well she was never good at parking
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Well, ya see honey. Its like this. It wasnt my fault. See, um. Jeff uhh, he said that he needed to go to the bathroom see. Well there was . . . What!??? No ! I only had 2 beers. I swear. Ok well 3 but thats not the point. See, Jeff said that when the sptippers, I mean the waitress at the cafe. What glitter ? No. I said Im sorry. Its not Jeff`s fault. See cause there was this dog. Ran right out in front of us. It was night and the dog was black see. And umm. I swear. Ok, 4 beers but thats all. Who? Jeff? Oh, he was smashed. See cause thats why I was driving. Well first Jeff was driving but then I got sober so then we switched. Like I say. Jeff was ham boned. Well we were going to replace the door any way. What? I told him it was cool to sleep on the couch. Im not cleaning it up. He did it. Make him clean it up. Im sorry baby. You know I love you. I`ll make it up to you. Oh no. After last night I won`t be hanging out with him any more. See cause,... I know. Every time. I know. See,but...
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I bet a chick was driving.
  5. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:48 am
    Tornado aftermath?
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Nice one meepmaker, I enjoyed reading it.
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    555geo666 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:00 am
    @ osirisascend:

    we`re not in kansas anymore...
  8. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:23 am
    man, i hate when that happens.
  9. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:06 am
    asian drivers...
  10. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:35 am
    You can never have one too many.......
    Maybe 10 too many, but not one.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:49 am
    holy... how... how exactly would that work????
  12. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:55 am
    I did that with a car once... except it was one of those small battery operated barbie cars... and i was 5
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:58 am
    How did you manage THAT exactly?
  14. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1246 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    How does that even happen?!
  15. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    "You can never have one too many.......
    Maybe 10 too many, but not one."

    Oh yes, yes you can.

    One too many can be the difference between whether you keep your food in your stomach or in the anywhere else.
  16. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    I think I know how it worked... His car fell off the top of an airplane flying overhead, hit the garage door, and landed on it`s back.
  17. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    GuardinGnome you`re kidding right?
    One beer/shot can always send you over the edge.
    Just like 1 menthol cig sends me over the edge.
  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    "Like a glove" - Ace Ventura
  19. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    @CrakrJak i completely forgot about that LOL
  20. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    The car was just trying to do a back-flip. And failed. It was drunk.
  21. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    @CrakrJak That was the first thing to enter my head
  22. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    HOW?
  23. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    ...But I can never explain this.
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    cool!
  25. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    I need the back story.
  26. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    This is like that one post with the pressure cooker lid...

    I can`t stop laughing because, every time I look at it, my mind screams "HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HAPPEN?!"

    I love my fairly normal life. It makes the strange things that much funnier.
  27. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Note to self; don`t set the electric car-jack to "supersonic"
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    lol!

    must have been a really good night
  29. Profile photo of sabio
    sabio Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    "I need the back story."

    A woman got into a car and BAM!
  30. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    back to the future gone wrong
  31. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Yep, its a woman car.
  32. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    Is that a cat lying there? talk about random spots for cat naps!
  33. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:42 pm
    "Usually, kitty like to nap next the warm, inner sidewalls."

    Kitty: *Looks up the still spinning tires...* "F*ck it." *Plops down on the spot...*
  34. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 12:17 am
    On Friday, September 10, 2010 9:23:06 PM ryski_59 said:
    Is that a cat lying there? talk about random spots for cat naps!
    It was him!! He drove the car! He fainted on impact.
  35. Profile photo of durdikkimeng
    durdikkimeng Male 50-59
    748 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 6:10 am
    Don`t laugh. I`ve done something very similar.
  36. Profile photo of Skillet89
    Skillet89 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:42 am
    I did nothing! It was the cat`s doing!
  37. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 11:46 am
    durdikkimeng- HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PULL THAT??
  38. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    No one EVER suspects the cat...
  39. Profile photo of ds99
    ds99 Male 40-49
    13 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Coming home from work and spots cat in drive. Swerves sharply sending car into a barrel roll and hitting the garage door. Cat looks up and says "meh" and goes back to sleep. Backstory solved. FTW.
  40. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    KITTY!!!
  41. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    159 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 6:43 am
    I always suspect the cat...
  42. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    damn cat

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