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Date: 09/09/10 12:04 PM

66 Responses to Kid Writes Letter To Lazy, Pathetic Dad [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Link: Kid Writes Letter To Lazy, Pathetic Dad - If you`re a parent, or just plan on becoming one, never be on the receiving end of this letter.
  2. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Poison Ivy... the early years?
  3. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    I wonder what the kid would do to him
  4. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    haha they started writing in green but changed their mind.
  5. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    wonder what he`ll do?
  6. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    omg. that`s a bit scary.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    "Kid Writes Letter To Lazy, Pathetic Dad"
    Either that or this kid is a spoiled brat who kicked up a huge fuss about not being allowed to go to the zoo or something similar. Kids DO exaggerate a lot when they`re angry.
  8. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    He could at least spell television right.
  9. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Wow, if that doesn`t make you feel like a crapbag parent I dunno what will!
  10. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    or I will stab you in the chest while you sleep.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Nature?? Sounds like this kid asked his Dad to stop watching tv to save the planet.
  12. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    indoctrination of the youth leads to environmental freaks... the future of G8 summit protesters
  13. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    "haha they started writing in green but changed their mind. "

    1. They? how do you figure one kid is plural?

    2. Perhaps it is to emphasize that one should "never put nature aside".
  14. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    ...creepy.
  15. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Razordragon- Yes, because you aced all your spelling quizzes in second grade...
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    TKD, "they" as in not sure of gender.
  17. Profile photo of T-Marley
    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    "I am warning you"

    Time for an ass whipping.
  18. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Dad: "That wimp couldn`t catch a ball if his li..."
    *pfft! Pfft-pfft!*
    Jenny: *unscrews silencer* "I warned you, motherf@cker!"
  19. Profile photo of freebee
    freebee Female 30-39
    72 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    I agree. poor kid probably just wanted Daddy to go outside and play with him. I bet he lives in Texas and had to deal with Hermine. I never turn my kids down when they ask me to go outside.
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    Boomsie Female 18-29
    252 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    TKD: 1. Nobody knows what gender the kid is.
    2. The green pen was clearly running out,
    and they`ve had to go over it again.

    ...Please don`t pick at peoples comments, it`s not nice!
    (Although if the kid did want to highlight the nature thing it seems kinda creepy! maybe they were just being a bit....scary?) xx
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Aww, I remember my 1st scaring for life *shudders*.
  22. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1217 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    The added touch of the black flower gives it a certain something.
  23. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    You go, kid.

    Beyond the nitpicking and realize his use of `warning` is typical of a kid with limited vocabulary and frustrated with his dad. He probably gets `warned` a lot at home and it never ends in any real horror.

    What`s interesting is that he wrote a note to Dad instead of saying it to him. Means (a) he`s hurt enough to express himself about it and (b) he doesn`t have the courage to openly confront his dad about his (the dad`s) boorishness.

    Kid probably just wanted to interact and nature was a convenient subject (maybe go outside and pick flowers). Dad blew him off for the teevee. Sad. When you have kid/kids, turn off the f-ing teevee and be a part of their lives. In return you`ll get more love than you can ever imagine.
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    you go kid, burn the house down
  25. Profile photo of iamboredtooo
    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    From the childish handwriting i assume they author is pre-teen. For a child so young to be `warning` an adult in that way suggests they have been raised with no respect for their parents, no understanding of their own vulnerability as a weak, dependent child, and with just a hint of narcississm. However, the token spelling mistake and the use of crayons to infantalise the message just makes it all too good to be true. compare the penmanship of the formation of the letters with the confident steadier hand of the green border...so either on screwed family or another internet fake. im not sure.
  26. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Screw nature.
  27. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Screw TV for that matter.
  28. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Ah...the internet. Making psychoanalysts of us all!

    I seriously doubt it`s something as profound as you guys made it out to be, jeff and iamboredtoo.
    Good point about turning off the tv, however, jeff.
  29. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @iamboredtoooo
    "...no understanding of their own vulnerability as a weak, dependent child..."

    That came off as REALLY creepy.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Kill Bill!
  31. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    "Kids say the darndest things."

    Other day our 4 year-old asked my wife "Mom, do you play with yourself all day while I`m at school?"
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Hey guys wanna watch some tv?
  33. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    @JeffBeau
    Did you tell the 4-year old that yes, she does - or did you lie? (as usual, your tiny penis doesn`t cut it)
  34. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    "You burned my feelings" seems to be pretty... I don`t know, poetic or metaphorical for a little kid.

    There`s something really creepy about this, and whoever this Dad is, I`d also advise him to never put nature aside for television either...
  35. Profile photo of 555geo666
    555geo666 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    "or i will smash your face with a hammer"
  36. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    aww what a smart little kid!!! stupid dad...
  37. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    kid needs his ass kicked.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    awwww
  39. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    haha this is a warning. he got burned.
  40. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I think this child will grow up to be a terrifying psycho
  41. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    RoboPatton`s got it right!! lol Pamela Isley is that you?!
  42. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    mmmmmm. tttttvvvvvvv......
  43. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    This kid sounds threatening
  44. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    looks like this creepy kid will be spending a lot more time at grandmas... or in the basement... i would be scared
  45. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    you burned my feelings? ha, aww
  46. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    He didn`t put it aside, he completely destroyed it. And he`ll do it again. Kid, get your revenge stick out!
  47. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    Awww, I`d feel so bad if I was that dad... burned the kids feelings? Heh, could grow up to be an author or poet with expressions like that :P
  48. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Kids are crazy. I never want to be on the bad side of one.
  49. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    if a child can articulate the english language like that... i`d be scared what he could do with bamboo slivers and duct tape
  50. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Poor little tree hugging kid doesn`t realize tv is more important
  51. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    I think the restraining papoose will be out in THAT household tonight!
  52. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:23 am
    But what can the kid do if he`s.... GROUNDED!
  53. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:29 am
    punctuation fail!
  54. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:59 am
    1/10
  55. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:21 am
    @Number43
    Grammar fail!
  56. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:48 am
    Bet he`s called Damien
  57. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Bet he`s called Damien

    ---

    Or Jesus or Angel.

    Children with these names are hellions.
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    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    @SPARTAKITTY
    kids ARE physically weaker than adults, AND dependent on their parents. people who don`t understand their own limits are those who get themselves into serious trouble. i don`t really see what`s creepy about acknowledging that. its the way the world works. You knew that right?

    of course, you can PRETEND the world doesn`t work like that if you like...you can pretend that everyone is always respected regardless of whether they can physically or intellectually defend their position. you can PRETEND that everyone a person will meet in their life will put up with that person`s shiznit...or, like me, you can hope kids instead learn some humility and learn which battles to fight and equally, when to shut their mouth because they dont have the capacity to back up their sassy mouth. get me now? not creepy - just the way the world is. sorry about that.
  59. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 12:28 am
    1) He got "burned" today.
    2) He sounds slightly murderous with his "I`m warning you".
    3) What a lazy kid, he didn`t even finish the green outlining of the words!
  60. Profile photo of Diablo-Gio
    Diablo-Gio Male 18-29
    56 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 4:40 am
    @GiveChase I`m assuming the green outline was for pure emphasis on the warning NEVER PUT NATURE ASIDEEEE!!!!!!!!!
  61. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Wow. Super passive agressive kid.
  62. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Oh, come on!!! How come nobody knows an EMO love letter when they see it.
  63. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2211 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Little Damien is angry!
  64. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    i wrote a letter like that once... and was laughed at
    bad parents, really.
  65. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    Damn kid. I really wanna know what they did...

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