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Date: 09/06/10 08:04 AM

72 Responses to Kid Calls 911 for Math Help

  1. Profile photo of vidoaiwa
    vidoaiwa Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Link: Kid Calls 911 for Math Help - 9-1-1 can be helpful at times.
  2. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Isn`t there a fine for something like this. And do parent`s not teach children what 911 is used for anymore? That`s ridiculous!

    To call 911 for any purpose other than to report an emergency could result in criminal penalties. Each state has different penalties for 911 misuse, but in most cases, abuse can lead to jail time and stiff fines.
  3. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:09 am
    old
  4. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
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    September 6, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Smart kid, and at the same time not so smart.
  5. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:15 am
    LOLOLOLOLOL this is epic.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Priceless!!!
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:18 am
    god, i hope this is real. its too cute.
  8. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:20 am
    HAHA!!! That was great!
  9. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:21 am
    (and at least 9-1-1 = 7)
  10. Profile photo of TYROCKS
    TYROCKS Male 13-17
    37 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Man, Policemen are champs. I would be this nice if I was a policeman.
  11. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:22 am
    OMG! That was so dam funny! That is a real "LOL" for sure.

  12. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:24 am
    paha. it wouldn`t have happened if his mother would have helped him in the first place.
  13. Profile photo of 614188
    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:26 am
    i need help on takw away
  14. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:26 am
    XDDD Too good.

    Though, honestly, why the hell can`t the Mom help her son with simple subtraction?
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2010 at 8:27 am
    I guess that is the only way 911 can be helpful
  16. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I love the mom`s reaction. ^^
  17. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Normally I`m not bothered about reposts and old stuff, but this one is sooooooo old and I`m sure it`s probably been on I-A-B a few times before with different annotations.

    Also, the kid is stupid if he thinks that calling 911 for homework help is a good idea.
  18. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:40 am
    "Also, the kid is stupid if he thinks that calling 911 for homework help is a good idea."


    the kid is 4 years old non-nice individual, what the hell are you calling him stupid for. 4 for drat sake.
  19. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:55 am
    His mom couldn`t help with those?
  20. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:00 am
    i love the moms reaction lol ``you said to call if i need help!`` " i didnt mean the police!" rofl
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 6, 2010 at 9:02 am
    It totally makes sense to a 4 year old. "call 911 if you need help" and "do your math, call someone if you need help" .... yeah. Logical.

    hahahahaha
  22. Profile photo of PhantasmFork
    PhantasmFork Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:07 am
    now i can sleep soundly knowing that johnny got help with his math...lmfao
  23. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:17 am
    @kralmir

    Maybe I was kinda harsh, but he should know by 4 that homework is not an emergency and to ask his parents. It`s probably the parents` fault, but you didn`t have to have a go at me like that.
  24. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Cute
  25. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2010 at 9:25 am
    HAHAHA XD I bet they wouldn`t help me with my home work |-(
    @Inter237 maybe she was doing some other thing and he was in a other room...
  26. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:26 am
    Aww that was cute!
  27. Profile photo of darkangel240
    darkangel240 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:35 am
    lol good for the guy being so patient with the kid
  28. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:43 am
    Hahahaha
  29. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Oh crap, that was funny, and so cute!
  30. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:58 am
    LOL @ the ending!!!
  31. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I absolutely hate it when people say "What do you think it is?" Instead of helping. Pisses me off
  32. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Mom sounded a little fake, but yeah....
  33. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Cute, but couldn`t this operators time be better used taking calls from people in burning buildings and at car crashes?
  34. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:09 am
    roflcopter, nice guy
  35. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2010 at 11:17 am
    some help he was. he didn`t give any answers at all.
  36. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Well it isn`t really helping if they give you the answer now is it? That is called doing it for you not HELPING you do it.
  37. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @apj311 you are atleast 13 and you say a 4 year old is stupid? When someone sticks up for the kid and calls you a non nice individual you get upset cause he "came at you like that" REALLY? Maybe stop saying negative things about others and people would have no reason to say negative things about you.
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Only 4 years old and he`s doing 1st grade math problems ?
  39. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 11:55 am
    as in call someone over the phone, or call her for help? if she really expects him to call someone over the phone for a math problem then shes just plains silly.
  40. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    @apj311 you are atleast 13 and you say a 4 year old is stupid? When someone sticks up for the kid and calls you a non nice individual you get upset cause he "came at you like that" REALLY? Maybe stop saying negative things about others and people would have no reason to say negative things about you.
  41. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    ... I started first grade at 4
  42. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    @Luniz82

    Okay, it`s clear that my wording has been slightly ambiguous. I don`t necessarily mean that the kid is stupid, but that it was a stupid act. Most kids that age know what an emergency number is for - that could have been wasting life saving time.

    `Stop saying negative things`? The reason I reacted like that is because I don`t say negative things about people, not because I do it all the time. I know that you shouldn`t be annoyed about stuff on the internet, but I was kinda surprised by the response.

    By the way, I`m 15, but I`m not sure why that matters. I was comparing the kid to other 4 year olds, not someone older.

    There, I`ve restated clearly what I meant, hopefully everyone`s cool with it now. :D
  43. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    i was four when i started grade one also
  44. Profile photo of Sarph
    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    If this isn`t fake, it`s adorable! :D
  45. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    why did this sound perverted to me in the first like 15 seconds? but then it quickly got cute lol
  46. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    "... I started first grade at 4"
    "i was four when i started grade one also"

    huh, I started it at 6, finished it at 7, and graduated high school eleven grades/years later at 18. That`s the standard in my experience.
  47. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    "9-1-1 can be helpful at times."
    Yeah, sat on their arses all day, chatting away on the phone. It`s about time they started pulling their weight.
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    munchlets Male 13-17
    13 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I don`t think the kids mom was even helping him, if you listen till the end, the kid was like "You said if i needed help to call somebody!"
    "I didn`t mean the police!"

    Clearly she`s a bitch and not taking care of her son...
    probably hitting the bottle
  49. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Wow, just wow!
  50. Profile photo of momiki
    momiki Female 30-39
    15 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    This was cute. Fake or not, it was entertaining, especially at the end :)
  51. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    That police didn`t know his math, he didn`t give any answers...lol
  52. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:08 pm
    fake
  53. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    fake and gay
  54. Profile photo of Zolaki
    Zolaki Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Lol I thought it was funny
  55. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    fake.
  56. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
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    September 6, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    lame
  57. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 12:20 am
    Fake or not, sounded damn cute to me. :]
  58. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:21 am
    oh the hell cares if it was fake? it was amusing and was featured on J Leno
  59. Profile photo of deutza92
    deutza92 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:28 am
    it was cute...maybe fake...but cute...:D
  60. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    September 7, 2010 at 4:50 am
    made my day
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    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:44 am
    So cute!! I`m surprised that the cop stayed on the phone with the kid for that long. Maybe it was a slow night lol.
  62. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:48 am
    "Stewart, what did mommy say about calling the policeman!?"
    "Noooo, I don`t wanna say!"
  63. Profile photo of ddaq89
    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 8:04 am
    This is a good example of why our kids are getting dumber by the day. Takeaway`s? I think you mean subtraction. Once again schools are dumbing it down . That is almost as dumb as when someone is doing multiplication tables and says "six times it by 5".
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Whats a brother gotta do to get some answers? Dang !
  65. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
    @ddaq The kid is FOUR YEARS OLD. I`m fairly sure that you wouldn`t have had perfect pronuciation of words and understanding of mathematical terms when you were four; jackass. Cute video :)
  66. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    @ddaq89

    When I first started school and learned to subtract, we didn`t say `minus` or `subtract` we said `take away` and we learned how to do `take aways`. We didn`t learn the correct terms until the next two years or so. And really, he`s only FOUR. How is he supposed to know?
  67. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    That operator is amazing. He deserves a raise.
  68. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Aww, this is old but still cute. The officer should have told the kid to go get marbles or blocks and do the problems physically, that`s what I remember doing as a kid.

    And ddaq89, as some other people have mentioned, the kid is four. When I was first learning subtraction we read 8-3 as "eight take away 3," it`s a pretty common teaching method with really young kids. It`s usually easier to learn that way because then the kids understand that it`s as if they`re "taking away" three objects from a pile of eight.
  69. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:39 am
    LOL that was cute. nice to know theoperator didnt just hang up on him
  70. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
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    September 9, 2010 at 12:57 am
    Bahaha, Mother: "If you ever need help, call the police."
    And he did exactly that.
  71. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 7:34 am
    I`m sure i didn`t get h/w when i was four. I was still at nursey or w.e
  72. Profile photo of beebees0sis
    beebees0sis Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    oh thats too cute.. if only every 9-1-1 call we got was like that :)

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