Insane Clown Posse & Juggalo Island

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

It"s like watching the Nature Channel or something...
There are 119 comments:
Male 61
Damn people its just music let people listen to what they want without hearing about how much you hate it and want to "drop bombs on the juggalos" or whatever, I know freedom of speech and everything but why is it when someone doesnt like a style of music they have to attack whoever likes that style and say their stupid and white trash?? If you dont like the music dont listen to it. Whoop Whoop JUGGALO 4 Life
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Female 3,598
just because all rednecks like country music, does not mean that all people that like country music are rednecks... correlation?
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Male 37
Trash, Trash, Trash...
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Female 374
Wow. That was dumb.
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Male 367
Its like Kid Rock joined Kiss or something.
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Male 734
Wait, did he just say he wanted to stick his dick in my "hot dog" bun? I didn`t know he swung that way.

I can`t imagine anything more terrifying than an island full of people who think magnets are magical.


@taylor_stone Would like like a sticker for your accomplishments? It`s scratch `n sniff.
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Male 225
Spider, yes, I am allowed. Just because ICP and Eminem had a dispute doesn`t mean I have to hate Eminem or ICP. The dispute is over and they made up.
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Male 876
Nice to see KMK and Tech in there.
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Male 2,688
"merch has absoutley nothing to do with it, whatsoever."

Then I guess you can call me a juggalo, then... :)
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Male 2,688
"Well in all honestly a stick could get 100% on every test in high school. Go to college, take some Organic Chemistry and Advanced Calculus and get back to us."

Then about 90% of my high school was dumber than a stick. My class was the first to take the MCAS testing (before it actually counted for something) and I was one of the only 2 people in my entire school to NOT completely fail it. Between the two of us, I had the higher score. The first MCAS test contained a lot of content that was more college teachings, and I STILL scored 85%. I used to go to bed reading encyclopedias and dictionaries as a kid. It was the only thing that would make me sleep. I gained an acute knack for info retention because of it.
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Female 1,380
@taylor_stone merch has absoutley nothing to do with it, whatsoever. Majority of us don`t give a drat how much merch someone has or how much money they spend on the music.
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Male 246
Well in all honestly a stick could get 100% on every test in high school. Go to college, take some Organic Chemistry and Advanced Calculus and get back to us.
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Male 2,688
I`ve been an ICP fan (again, not quite a Juggalo since it appears that the purchase of merchandise is required for this title) ever since Great Milenko came out. If listening to ICP means my IQ is lower than that of the average person, then perhaps someone should explain why I scored nothing but 100%s on tests in high school and aced all my finals while never studying a single day in my life and still being the biggest pothead in my class.

I listen to just about everything. I was taught to have an open mind and accept that all things have something worth liking about them. I`ve really yet to find any particular TYPE of music to hate fully. There is always a few examples of good writing or good presentation to be found somewhere in the genre. The only one I have found that I dislike more than any other is today`s Pop music, only because the writing is so weak and lacks any soul.

*steps down from soapbox*
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Female 79
my husband is a juggalo, and listens to em, johnny cash, frank zappa and any damn thing he wants.
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Male 243
So much white trailer trash in one spot......

Man, it`s like a family reunion I wasn`t invited to :(
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Male 589
Please keep posts short enough to read before I get bored. I get bored very easily. I meen fo relz, the reason i found this website is because I was bored once. If I was bored once it stands to reason that I have been bored before and that I will be bored again. But some people might argue that bordeom is in the eye of the beholder. to those people I say: "I forgot what I was talking about!"
This is boring.
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Female 1,380
@spider_sol it`s not like Juggalos all conspire to hate people. ICP and Em had their beef...it was BETWEEN THEM. a Juggalo can listen to any music they want.
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Male 1,451
travis, are you allowed to listed to Juggalo music and Eminem? I thought Juggalos hated him...

And kingpong, he never said listing to certain music makes you smart. It`s the correlation you are missing. Many smart people don`t listen to pooty music like ICP.
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Male 246
Can someone answer me though? Why are juggalos the most defensive of any other group of people? Are they actually mentally retarded? It`s almost as if I were to go outside wearing a giant hat in the shape of a penis and get angry and start crying when people point and laugh.
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Male 639
Exhumed, stfu please. Musical taste has no effect on intelligence. I`m sure you consider yourself intelligent, as do I, I`m consistently placed in the top percentile on various standardized tests. But I digress, first problem with your argument is that there are multiple types of intelligence, while Juggalos as a whole may lack in "classical" intelligence, there are multiple other intelligences for them to excel. And on your point about grammatical errors, do you honestly care, or are you just a huge d0uche and need to feel superior to somebody? This is a forum on I-A-B not an English paper. All evidence supports the latter. Feel free to disprove my hypothesis.
P.S. "first grader" should be hyphenated due to the fact that neither word can stand on its own as a complete noun, unlike red car, in which red is an adjective and car is the subject. I`m fairly certain you do not actually care about grammar and are just a huge tool, so I feel the need to call you
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Female 38
@Exhumed I consider myself to be an "average" fan of both ICP and classical music and I would also consider myself fairly intelligent.

I wish that Juggalos and Juggalettes would stop acting like dumb asses because they give the rest of us bad names.
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Male 225
Exhumed, I happen to be a fan of classical music and jazz. I also happen to be a fan of ICP. I never said I was smart, I didn`t try to look smart.. I typed that like I usually type, at least I don`t spell like "Dis, i meen fo relz, lookn @ tis typ of typn givs me a hedache." Don`t think I listen to crap music because I listen to a band not everyone enjoys.. I keep an open mind about music, why can`t you?
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Male 1,218
This is the first time I`m grateful that the audio doesn`t work on my browser.
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Female 850
good. theyve all gathered together on one island.... now drop the bombs!!!
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Male 712
I just dig the video...and the song...and that`s all I have to say on it
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Male 52
Travis, despite your claims, I have not once read a post defending Juggalos that did not contain at least one spelling error, and I`m not counting capitalization. "Juggalos" does not have an apostrophe in it, and it`s clear from your sentence structure, which resembles that of a first grader making his best effort to write a short essay, that you were trying your hardest not to sound like an idiot.

I hate to break it to you, but the sad truth is that the music you listen to can sometimes provide clues to your level of intelligence. Just for the sake of argument, let`s just look at extremes. Do you really think that your average ICP fan is likely to be as intelligent as your average fan of jazz or classical? I don`t think so either.
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Male 246
Are you juggalos serious? You dress up in clown make up and `rebel` against society then get all upset and emotional when ridiculed? Do what you want, but really? This isn`t the expected consequence? Grow some testicles.
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Male 225
Ok, you can like the music you like, so why not let us listen to the music we like? You might not like Country, but others do. You might not like Rock, but some people do. I hate rap, other than Juggalo stuff and Eminem. Can`t we all just listen to the poo we want to? I like this music, and so what if you don`t? Not all Juggalo`s are idiots, you can find idiots in any genre of music. So why don`t we just shut the hell up and listen to the music that we like to listen to?
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Male 36
Oh man, "Miracles" is the funniest drating thing I`ve heard in months. It`s got so many layers of funny I don`t even know where to begin.

If it was an intentional parody/comedy act it would`ve been ignored. Since it`s an attempt to capture the wonderment that might be experienced by a child in the presence of said "miracles", it`s drating golden. comic. genius.

Reminds me of R. Kelly`s "In the Closet". The first few episodes anyway, before he realized he was making a comedy, not a drama.



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Male 1,882
BRITT566, YOU ARE TAKING THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY.

lrn2sarcasm, damn.
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Female 2,289
It`s just so sad...

like I said before... everyone in this forum has something about them that a round of people somewhere in this world, will hate, and will want to ship them off to a deserted island... to be nuked.

but I guess that`s not okay, right? when it comes to you personally?
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Male 338
It`s like putting lepers on an island to die with their own kind. This is a great idea, as long as there is no way for them to make it back to the rest of the world.
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Male 1,002
"You have two choices. This song, or Miracles.
Which do you pick?"
I would will myself to stop living
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Male 1,002
This confirms what I`ve been thinking all along - ICP is Smash Mouth in clown makeup.
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Male 1,313
Serial slaughterin`? Seriously? Anyone would hear that fat f#cking freak coming from a mile away.

jabberwock, i`d pick this song.. and then bash my head into something until i died from internal bleeding.
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Male 244
I hear their next song is a cover of afternoon delight
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Male 2,688
@jabberwock83

This one... At least it has a fun message of partying and summer fun. Miracles was just lousy in general.
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Female 2,352
Part of me want`s to ask some old friends of mine that were Jugglaos in HS what they think of this poo but I don`t want be a dick. XD
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Male 120
Poll Question: You get trapped on Juggalo Island, tied down. They are going to play ONE icp song on constant repeat through headphones you can`t get off. You have two choices. This song, or Miracles.
Which do you pick?
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Male 2,591
@GhettoNinja: Why are you a diehard fan of whatever group you listen to? Even if you aren`t diehard or passionate about your music, nobody is on here bashing your music tastes or calling you pathetic. But I am calling you pathetic, not because of your music likes and dislikes, but because you`ve made a douchebag statement calling others douchebags who did nothing except like a genre of music. You my friend, are the pathetic idiot douchebag.
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Male 282
when butterball derps, he derps hard!
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Male 4,680
Thankfully it later turned out that Juggalo Island was located in the middle of a nuclear weapon test site.
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Male 2,229
at the threat of being captain obvious, this is bad, really, really bad.
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Male 3,076
WTF that`s even worst than her
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Female 1,190
wtf, was that ron jeremy?!
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Male 886
How effing pathetic are the ICP and their "diehard" fans?

Do they use lead based face paint or were they just born idiots and douchebags?
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Male 354
Damn, they got Ron.
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Male 3,915
2:48...Tech n9ne ftw!

yeah...you can`t go from chopping off heads and raping hos to hanging easy on and island....you just sacrifice any credibility(and there wasn`t much to start) that you had....

...although...if this was the first song they ever made....i would probably listen to them...

...it`s a shame they`re all deutschbags though
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Male 819
I was never into ICP, but at least I used to respect them for being semi-hardcore.... this is just... gay....
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Male 2,688
Ha... All the people hatin`.... No one with a sane mind can watch this and not think "Wow... Its a bunch of people on an island having fun with cookouts beaches, concerts, and shiit..." Anyone who sees this and something to criticize needs to loosen up and learn how to just let go and have a good time... Its a party, either get in and join the fun or stay the fuuck outside...
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Male 30
There`s actually a ton of these dweebs where i`m from. They all suck. None of them have the slightest clue what good weed is and every time they get invited to a party 3 beer n 2 shots in n they start vomitting n blacking out. half the chick are fat and the other half don`t know how to give head
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Female 668
so, so many white people.
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Male 11
i could listen to it but it was wayy to scary to watch!
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Male 4
Kinda becoming a bit more easy listening every new song they come out with.
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Male 677
I think they should have an island, Funded by th US government. and when theyre all on it, we nuke the motherf*cker.
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Male 29
It`s like children`s music, but with cuss words.
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Male 28
To me, Juggalos look like they all are meth addicts, or like they huff spray paint.
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Male 695
dratin` islands, how do they work?
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Male 2,552
Since when did ICP become Smash Mouth?
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Male 59
Ron Jeremy, how does that work?
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Female 282
not bad...I like how happy it sounds...

lmfao, I`m weird
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Male 5,189
Lame hahahaha.
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Male 1,357
just reminds me of the double rainbow song. You know why.
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Male 49
you know, the interesting thing here is this: these guys have made millions of dollars doing exactly what they want to do, how they want to do it. where other people whine about their place in life and whatever, these guys made it on their own terms. regardless of the musical quality, lyrical maturity, or lack thereof... they will always have more money than you. hate them all you wish... they made it and will be remembered a while after they are gone... maybe.
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Female 1,148
"got your girlfriend starin`"

more like cowering.
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Male 1,091
This sucks so bad...
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Female 447
OMG I would probably puke if i saw the fat one in a speedo
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Male 394
Retarded people are retarded.
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Female 406
Not good at all
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Female 1,380
@rakoonhat for real....this poo is getting old, aren`t you guys tired of us by now?!?! give it a rest lol.
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Male 179
are they totally retarded for irony or do they do it effortlessly?
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Male 174
I used to really, really hate these guys. Don`t get me wrong though, their music is awful lol. I still don`t understand how singing about slaughter and murder works with their policy of accepting all people, but they`re just a bunch of people trying to have a good time.

Definitely a bunch of weirdos, but a bunch of weirdos having fun and minding their own business none the less. If we`ve got a spare island laying around we should definitely hand it over. I don`t want this music occupying the same piece of land as me.

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Male 2,688
I`m a bit of a fan, but not enough to call myself a juggalo. (I don`t spend ridiculous amounts of money on merchandise) I think they`re funny, and I like their message of acceptance (even though it takes the form of violent lyrics against the typically bigotted and unaccepting people). But entertainment is entertainment... Different people have different tastes, and its not a direct evidence of lifestyle or personality. I`m a computer nerd who was the smartest kid in my class, and I got picked on for it. ICP has a message of "Join our family... We`ll accept you for just being yourself." My friends who are also fans range from poor to rich, black to white, goth to thug... Its all about equal love and respect for fellow human beings, no matter what race, religion, color, or creed they may associate with...
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Female 1,798
@ osiris:

frankly, even though her presentation may not have been the best, britt566 sounds a lot more mature than some of the other people on this site. she at least realizes that it`s not always funny to make fun of others just because they don`t conform to the "norm." a lot of older people on this site should listen to her and take a hint.
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Male 25
Thats a lot of fat rednecks... not to mention the fugly women dancing around in bikinis *shivers*
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Male 582
MMFCL!
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Male 1,196
I don`t like their music but they seem pretty cool other than that.
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Male 25,416
No no nooo... not cool
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Female 654
oh my god...spare me...
im so sick of seeing these people..can we move back the gingers now or someone else..bigfoot is more appealing and attractive...drat
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Male 3,058
They can have an island. In fact they can have an entire city if they`d like. I just won`t be visiting or spending my money there.

@ Britt566: So it`s okay for you to post a comment telling people not to post comments that YOU don`t like?

Typical teenage girl logic... "I`ma hate on you because you`re a hater"...

For the record:

ICP sucks.
Juggalos suck.
Joseph Bruce ("Violent" J) sucks.
Joseph Ustler (Shaggy 2 Dope) sucks.
Juggalo Championship Wrestling sucks.
Dark Carnival sucks.
Teenage girls getting huffy about sh*t that doesn`t concern them suck.
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Male 48
give them their own island :D
then they would all go there and we would just blow it up
yay problem solved :)
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Male 31
Rage... some one take out the white trash
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Female 53
I couldn`t make it past the first minute
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Female 1,380
lol...ya`ll are crazy.
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Female 387
Weak.
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Male 292
KILLLL..... MEEEE......
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Male 2,796
To do list:

-Destroy all churches
-nuke vatican city
-nuke mecca
-nuke juggalo island
-finally be able to sleep well
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Male 2,424
@ElMustache- Agreed
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Male 2,893
Crowd of the highest people in the world right there man..........
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Female 2,120
Fcuking good music, how does it work?
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Male 2,591
i actually do not like this song.. or any of they`re new soft ass shiznit.. guess thats what happens to rappers as they enter in to their over the hill 40 year old phase.. soft
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Female 2,289
"britt566, u mad?"

am i mad? no. ...maybe

EVERYONE should die if this is the case. Cause EVERYONE has SOMETHING in them that is going to tick the SH*T off of a round of people somewhere in this world, and no one can ever do anything right. It`s just impossible.

my fourth post. I`m going over board, i know, and i apologize.
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Male 1,882
britt566, u mad?
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Female 2,289
sorry for the triple post, but seriously.

pick a group of people you don`t like, and tell them to die.

i mean
child molesters = should die
rapists = should die
killers = should die
abusers = should die
group of people who i find uninteresting and stupid = should die??
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Female 2,289
i`m sorry if I offend, but I am just so damn sick of seeing the constant bashing of these people. They don`t make music for your hearing. They do this music for their fans hearing.... you seriously just post this shet to make sure everyone still hates them

and the world keeps turning
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Female 2,289
STOP posting shet about them, if this is uninteresting to you...

It`s sickening the lengths you people will go to in describing what you would like to do to someone who happens to not look like what you are used to seeing.

It`s like you post this sh*t JUST to rant about them.

Aliens, come down here and destroy us all please!!
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Male 85
yes please. go to your own island juggalos and juggalettes. go there en masse and preferably during hurricane season, and you will all drown. thanks.
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Male 1,882
"This is a wonderful idea! Ship them all off to their own island. Separate them from the rest of the breeding population. And then, NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED."

Fix`d.
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Male 1,598
"F*ckin` islands? How do they work?"
Answer: A series of tubes.
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Male 904
LMFAO @ zombunny!
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Male 5,194
The two ICP guys: Bore and Dumb.
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Female 547
This doesn`t look like an island, it looks like a white-trash bayou.
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Male 904
Wait... Black juggalos?!? That isht might have just broken the way my mind makes generalizations.
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Female 196
I do not enjoy ICP`s music but that island looks wicked, WICKED fun.

I don`t know what the drat you all are talking about.
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Male 154
dont worry, we all wish juggalos had there own special island to.
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Male 6
the only thing worse than wiggers is clown wiggers
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Male 7,833
other than the juggalos, that seems like pretty good time.
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Female 2,525
F*ckin` islands? How do they work?
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Male 2,592
This is an awesome idea. strand them all on an island and then bomb the hell out of it.
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Male 2,056
F*cking magnets
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Male 4,807
Sir Ronald Jermey had a cameo? Sweet
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Female 735
yes, please send them away.
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Male 67
I support the idea of sending them all to their own island!
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Male 272
the anthropological value of this item is incommensurable
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Male 5,314
kill them. kill them with fire, immediately.
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Female 200
Gross
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Female 737
Wtf Ron Jeremy?
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Male 1,625
This is a wonderful idea! Ship them all off to their own island. Separate them from the rest of the breeding population. And then, just hope cannibalism sets in.
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Male 20,916
Link: Insane Clown Posse & Juggalo Island [Rate Link] - It`s like watching the Nature Channel or something...
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