How To Make Mormon Porn [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

All you need are basic Photoshop skills and viola!
There are 70 comments:
Male 1
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Male 185
so sad
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Female 130
tired of seeing fake boobs... *sigh*
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Male 41
@Jui37 Ditto. Do you seriously think that anybody capable of even typing that would seriously think this has anything to do with violas? Is it the Africa thing?
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Female 463
@breadman-I hope to god you were trying (and failing) to be funny.
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Male 113
Sauce,please?
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Male 41
What if you don`t have a viola? Is this still possible?
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Male 1,067
So that`s how you do that! They`ve been all over 4chan for a while now
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Male 5,190
Legggggg.
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Male 2,893
Her leg looks creepy........
Hot though.....
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Male 15,832
I hyper-extended my knee like that once. I spent the next 6 weeks walking with a cane.
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Female 3
My legs hyperextend like hers. It does indeed freak people out sometimes... XD
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Male 225
SO HOT WTF
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Male 234
Is it just me, or is anyone else kinda freaked out by her leg?
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Male 383
@crucible
You must not get out of the house much then :/
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Male 2,121
This is done to perfection in the above post with the bikini chicks.
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Male 703
not as good as in the previous (later?) post with bikini chicks
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Male 1,815
I don`t think women can get hotter than that.
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Female 250
thats so cool
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Female 895
These threads piss me the f*ck off on 4chan
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Female 322
gerry101 - funny.
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Male 2,436
Um... Utah is the largest consumer of porn in the U.S. (lots of Mormons in Utah, ya know). source
So I don`t think they would be turned on by this.
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Male 25,416
but fapping is against mormanism!
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Male 65
Oh and thanks "WhoaHeyDude". Another deposit to the ol` wank bank :D
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Male 65
that makes me horny
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Male 2,868
@splurbyburbl- that link was interesting- I had never heard of "Pashtun sexuality." But it has nothing to do with Islam as an institution. This is a cultural practice that predates Islam- the ancient Greeks did the same thing. The Catholic Church, on the other hand, condemns child molestation while simultaneously remaining complicit in it. They have done this as a matter of policy at the highest levels of the institution for as long as it has been in existence.
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Female 535
What about all the poor Mormons who don`t have Photoshop?!
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Male 2,796
"@splurby
"I see you trolling
I hatin
I see you writin` dirty!"

LOL, I do consider myself a bit of a troll. I like to stir the pot when the mood strikes. It makes for a much more interesting thread sometimes.
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Male 2,796
Some muslims do rape little boys

"What? Are you one of those "all I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11" people? This doesn`t even make sense- especially since the leader in boy-rape among the world`s religions is the Catholic Church."

I was in Afghanistan myself so I can justify my comments. I have seen some shocking behavior from a people whom, before I got there, I thought followed their religion by the letter. I dare say that Catholic priests have nothing on these sick, twisted muslims.
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Female 2,764
How did this turn into another Catholic Discussion?
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Female 1,435
i love this idea and i approve this photoshop tutorial
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Male 133
Denise Milani..model
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Male 842
MOAR!
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Male 667
I want to know who that girl is. Is she like a model? Anybody recognize her?
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Male 10,855
@splurby
"I see you trolling
I hatin
I see you writin` dirty!"
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Female 1,148
I saw that girl in an ad once...
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Male 467
@splurbyburbl

Eh, you`re terribly mistaken. The catholics rape little boys, the muslims throw stones at women.
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Male 2,868
"Well it`s better than Muslim porn. Porn to muslim`s is raping little boys."

What? Are you one of those "all I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11" people? This doesn`t even make sense- especially since the leader in boy-rape among the world`s religions is the Catholic Church.
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Male 89
@splurbyburbl
you probably mean catholic priests
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Male 10,855
ISWYDT!
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Male 2,796
Well it`s better than Muslim porn. Porn to muslim`s is raping little boys.
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Male 2,005
if it where not for the previous pics i would`ve thought she was naked
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Female 1,623
Meh
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Male 170
So Mormons are not allowed to see clothes other than shoes, got it.....? Wth, IAB fails again. This is the day of fail.
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Female 2,764
*claps* awesome comment Gerry... I can always count on you for that :)
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Male 570
i still don`t think any church would sanction that... maybe if it was a little boy the catholics would, but that`s about it...
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Male 6,694
Bubble butt.
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Male 2,441
Interesting
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Male 121
Reptilian
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Male 38,478
"mormon" porn? I only see one girl
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Male 7,123
Viola porn is nasty.

(Damn, I just googled `viola porn` and got 397,000 matches.

I`m not even going near cello.)
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Male 26
It works much better with pictures of girls in bikinis. Here is a link to the "original" mormon who did it...there are some good examples there.

And do not ask me why its on a bodybuilding site...no clue, just found it through google. It`s called "bubbling."

the original "bubbled" pictures
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Male 7,378
Mormons love porn. Utah is the nations number one consumer of porn.
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Male 5,194
>>WTF is wrong with this woman`s left leg??? Your knee is NOT supposed to hyperextend that far....

I think you`re right. At first glance it looked hyperpronate, but it seems to be going back rather than to the side.
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Male 271
except lust is still technically a sin
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Male 178
Yeah, I get that gorgack. But I`m just sayin that Mormons aren`t the only ones against Porn. I guess apparently everything`s funnier if you make it about Mormons
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Male 58
Where does the viola come in?
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Male 163
Damn it,Gorgack, you covered her thumbs.
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Female 9,475
Meh.
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Male 4,680
@HamilTaco- I`m not a huge expert on mormonism but from what I`ve heard they`re not big fans of pornography. The idea of this is that mormons could take a photo of a clothed woman (which is fine) and make it LOOK like she`s naked. However since she`s still got her clothes on then TECHNICALLY they aren`t breaking any mormon rules. Thus, it`s "mormon porn": not porn of mormons, but `porn` which is suitable for mormons.

I may well be wrong on mormon attitudes towards pornography, but I think that`s the idea behind this whole idea, although I`m crap at explaining things. That and it makes for a funny title.

And here`s what I came up with after 10 minutes of awful photoshoppin`.
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Female 2,509
"So technically, you wouldn`t be breaking any religious rules by looking at this photo."

Unless you`re coveting...me want, me want now
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Male 2,688
WTF is wrong with this woman`s left leg??? Your knee is NOT supposed to hyperextend that far....
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Male 178
@gorgack Still has nothing to do with Mormons..?
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Female 149
Misleading title Dx
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Male 4,680
@idiotfilter- Many religions forbid pornography. The idea of this is you can edit a picture so it LOOKS like she`s naked, when really she`s still fully clothed. So technically, you wouldn`t be breaking any religious rules by looking at this photo.
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Male 1,958
Um...what?
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Male 15,510
What a weird pose and body
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Male 2,050
Damn, she has a smoking body.
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Male 3,915
what does this have anything to do with religion? let alone mormons??
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Male 20,153
Link: How To Make Mormon Porn [Pic [Rate Link] - All you need are basic Photoshop skills and viola!
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