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Date: 09/02/10 09:01 AM

70 Responses to How To Make Mormon Porn [Pic

  1. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:23 am
    what does this have anything to do with religion? let alone mormons??
  2. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:27 am
    Damn, she has a smoking body.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:30 am
    What a weird pose and body
  4. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Um...what?
  5. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:31 am
    @idiotfilter- Many religions forbid pornography. The idea of this is you can edit a picture so it LOOKS like she`s naked, when really she`s still fully clothed. So technically, you wouldn`t be breaking any religious rules by looking at this photo.
  6. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:33 am
    Misleading title Dx
  7. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:36 am
    @gorgack Still has nothing to do with Mormons..?
  8. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:36 am
    WTF is wrong with this woman`s left leg??? Your knee is NOT supposed to hyperextend that far....
  9. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:42 am
    "So technically, you wouldn`t be breaking any religious rules by looking at this photo."

    Unless you`re coveting...me want, me want now
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:52 am
    @HamilTaco- I`m not a huge expert on mormonism but from what I`ve heard they`re not big fans of pornography. The idea of this is that mormons could take a photo of a clothed woman (which is fine) and make it LOOK like she`s naked. However since she`s still got her clothes on then TECHNICALLY they aren`t breaking any mormon rules. Thus, it`s "mormon porn": not porn of mormons, but `porn` which is suitable for mormons.

    I may well be wrong on mormon attitudes towards pornography, but I think that`s the idea behind this whole idea, although I`m crap at explaining things. That and it makes for a funny title.

    And here`s what I came up with after 10 minutes of awful photoshoppin`.
  11. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:54 am
    Meh.
  12. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Damn it,Gorgack, you covered her thumbs.
  13. Profile photo of mrbenn
    mrbenn Male 30-39
    58 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Where does the viola come in?
  14. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Yeah, I get that gorgack. But I`m just sayin that Mormons aren`t the only ones against Porn. I guess apparently everything`s funnier if you make it about Mormons
  15. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:07 am
    except lust is still technically a sin
  16. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:15 am
    >>WTF is wrong with this woman`s left leg??? Your knee is NOT supposed to hyperextend that far....

    I think you`re right. At first glance it looked hyperpronate, but it seems to be going back rather than to the side.
  17. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Mormons love porn. Utah is the nations number one consumer of porn.
  18. Profile photo of adamdrinks
    adamdrinks Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:30 am
    It works much better with pictures of girls in bikinis. Here is a link to the "original" mormon who did it...there are some good examples there.

    And do not ask me why its on a bodybuilding site...no clue, just found it through google. It`s called "bubbling."

    the original "bubbled" pictures
  19. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6965 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Viola porn is nasty.

    (Damn, I just googled `viola porn` and got 397,000 matches.

    I`m not even going near cello.)
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:36 am
    "mormon" porn? I only see one girl
  21. Profile photo of RFMITCH1
    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Reptilian
  22. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Interesting
  23. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Bubble butt.
  24. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:10 am
    i still don`t think any church would sanction that... maybe if it was a little boy the catholics would, but that`s about it...
  25. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:14 am
    *claps* awesome comment Gerry... I can always count on you for that :)
  26. Profile photo of u_jesse_u
    u_jesse_u Male 18-29
    170 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:29 am
    So Mormons are not allowed to see clothes other than shoes, got it.....? Wth, IAB fails again. This is the day of fail.
  27. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Meh
  28. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:40 am
    if it where not for the previous pics i would`ve thought she was naked
  29. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    September 2, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Well it`s better than Muslim porn. Porn to muslim`s is raping little boys.
  30. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:59 am
    ISWYDT!
  31. Profile photo of polar_bear
    polar_bear Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    @splurbyburbl
    you probably mean catholic priests
  32. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    "Well it`s better than Muslim porn. Porn to muslim`s is raping little boys."

    What? Are you one of those "all I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11" people? This doesn`t even make sense- especially since the leader in boy-rape among the world`s religions is the Catholic Church.
  33. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    @splurbyburbl

    Eh, you`re terribly mistaken. The catholics rape little boys, the muslims throw stones at women.
  34. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    I saw that girl in an ad once...
  35. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    @splurby
    "I see you trolling
    I hatin
    I see you writin` dirty!"
  36. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    I want to know who that girl is. Is she like a model? Anybody recognize her?
  37. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    MOAR!
  38. Profile photo of WhoaHeyDude
    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    Denise Milani..model
  39. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    i love this idea and i approve this photoshop tutorial
  40. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    How did this turn into another Catholic Discussion?
  41. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Some muslims do rape little boys

    "What? Are you one of those "all I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11" people? This doesn`t even make sense- especially since the leader in boy-rape among the world`s religions is the Catholic Church."

    I was in Afghanistan myself so I can justify my comments. I have seen some shocking behavior from a people whom, before I got there, I thought followed their religion by the letter. I dare say that Catholic priests have nothing on these sick, twisted muslims.
  42. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    "@splurby
    "I see you trolling
    I hatin
    I see you writin` dirty!"

    LOL, I do consider myself a bit of a troll. I like to stir the pot when the mood strikes. It makes for a much more interesting thread sometimes.
  43. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    What about all the poor Mormons who don`t have Photoshop?!
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    @splurbyburbl- that link was interesting- I had never heard of "Pashtun sexuality." But it has nothing to do with Islam as an institution. This is a cultural practice that predates Islam- the ancient Greeks did the same thing. The Catholic Church, on the other hand, condemns child molestation while simultaneously remaining complicit in it. They have done this as a matter of policy at the highest levels of the institution for as long as it has been in existence.
  45. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    that makes me horny
  46. Profile photo of zhdapleeblue
    zhdapleeblue Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Oh and thanks "WhoaHeyDude". Another deposit to the ol` wank bank :D
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    but fapping is against mormanism!
  48. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    Um... Utah is the largest consumer of porn in the U.S. (lots of Mormons in Utah, ya know). source
    So I don`t think they would be turned on by this.
  49. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    gerry101 - funny.
  50. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    These threads piss me the f*ck off on 4chan
  51. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    thats so cool
  52. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    I don`t think women can get hotter than that.
  53. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    not as good as in the previous (later?) post with bikini chicks
  54. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    This is done to perfection in the above post with the bikini chicks.
  55. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    @crucible
    You must not get out of the house much then :/
  56. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Is it just me, or is anyone else kinda freaked out by her leg?
  57. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    SO HOT WTF
  58. Profile photo of ArgyleOfSock
    ArgyleOfSock Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    My legs hyperextend like hers. It does indeed freak people out sometimes... XD
  59. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:34 pm
    I hyper-extended my knee like that once. I spent the next 6 weeks walking with a cane.
  60. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    Her leg looks creepy........
    Hot though.....
  61. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:42 am
    So that`s how you do that! They`ve been all over 4chan for a while now
  62. Profile photo of breadman
    breadman Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:12 am
    What if you don`t have a viola? Is this still possible?
  63. Profile photo of jg0nz
    jg0nz Male 18-29
    113 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Sauce,please?
  64. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    @breadman-I hope to god you were trying (and failing) to be funny.
  65. Profile photo of breadman
    breadman Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    @Jui37 Ditto. Do you seriously think that anybody capable of even typing that would seriously think this has anything to do with violas? Is it the Africa thing?
  66. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    tired of seeing fake boobs... *sigh*
  67. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    so sad
  68. Profile photo of davidschiff
    davidschiff Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 12, 2015 at 12:09 am
    for best porn sites, click here

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