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Date: 09/03/10 08:01 AM

20 Responses to How Do You Get A Baby To Stop Crying? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Link: How Do You Get A Baby To Stop Crying? - Step 1: Get in your time machine...
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:20 am
    dayum
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:32 am
    Touche
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:39 am
    All thanks to the flux capacitor.
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    SgtFunny Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:44 am
    @meepmaker

    Are you going to need a DeLorean DMC-12 with that?
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Or you could put it in a bucket, give it to some Croatian chick and - - well, you know.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Oh sure, it`s all his fault, even though she probably knew there wasn`t a condom.
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    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:00 am
    @SarahofBorg: Thanks for taking the non-sexist-ly sexist view against the woman! :)
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:16 am
    So a car went out on a test drive at my Father`s dealership today.

    I hop in it after to just park it out of the way...and what do I find...condoms and birth control pills.

    I told the salesman to call her up and let her know her tic tacs and bubblegum were here in the brown paper bag she left them in.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
    lol, brilliant.
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    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:38 am
    Holy mother of God the quality just keeps deteriorating.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    Or go back and not have sex with the bitch. You could do that instead. :)
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    ACTIONjakson Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    why not go forward in time to when its not a crying baby lol
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Hahaha
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    ahhhhhh...the baby crying part of being a parent. Hmmmmm...it just sucks the brains outa you....and you become a zombie for about 4 to 5 months until the little squirt sleeps a full 6 to 7 hour night. Us parents are not a pretty sight when we see each other and look like resurected corpses...but...but...we do make it through that trying time...atleast most of us...lolll Now...about this adolecent thingy...get ready for the ride of your life as a parent..hehehehehe!!!!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    wow
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    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    For some reason I read it as "Step 1: get in your washing machine" :/
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    The faster you shake it the faster it shuts up.
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:37 am
    Get in the time machine and go find a woman that isn`t a bitch, then you can claim your rightful spot in front of the tv with the remote.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:48 am
    Babies arent too bad, im mostly scared of my kid becoming a teenager. how the hell am i going to deal with THAT?

    I dont even have kids yet, and im already dreading that part

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