How Do You Get A Baby To Stop Crying? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Step 1: Get in your time machine...
There are 20 comments:
Female 3,828
Babies arent too bad, im mostly scared of my kid becoming a teenager. how the hell am i going to deal with THAT?

I dont even have kids yet, and im already dreading that part
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Male 379
Get in the time machine and go find a woman that isn`t a bitch, then you can claim your rightful spot in front of the tv with the remote.
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Male 2,841
The faster you shake it the faster it shuts up.
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Male 383
For some reason I read it as "Step 1: get in your washing machine" :/
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Male 25,416
wow
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Female 446
ahhhhhh...the baby crying part of being a parent. Hmmmmm...it just sucks the brains outa you....and you become a zombie for about 4 to 5 months until the little squirt sleeps a full 6 to 7 hour night. Us parents are not a pretty sight when we see each other and look like resurected corpses...but...but...we do make it through that trying time...atleast most of us...lolll Now...about this adolecent thingy...get ready for the ride of your life as a parent..hehehehehe!!!!
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Male 1,222
Hahaha
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Male 24
why not go forward in time to when its not a crying baby lol
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Female 2,352
Or go back and not have sex with the bitch. You could do that instead. :)
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Male 174
Holy mother of God the quality just keeps deteriorating.
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Female 1,181
lol, brilliant.
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Male 886
So a car went out on a test drive at my Father`s dealership today.

I hop in it after to just park it out of the way...and what do I find...condoms and birth control pills.

I told the salesman to call her up and let her know her tic tacs and bubblegum were here in the brown paper bag she left them in.
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Male 137
@SarahofBorg: Thanks for taking the non-sexist-ly sexist view against the woman! :)
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Female 3,562
Oh sure, it`s all his fault, even though she probably knew there wasn`t a condom.
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Female 4,039
Or you could put it in a bucket, give it to some Croatian chick and - - well, you know.
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Male 38
@meepmaker

Are you going to need a DeLorean DMC-12 with that?
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Male 6,694
All thanks to the flux capacitor.
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Male 15,510
Touche
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Female 914
dayum
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Male 20,110
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