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Date: 09/22/10 06:00 AM

31 Responses to Honest ESRB Ratings

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Link: Honest ESRB Ratings - What the ESRB rating really says about a game.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 6:48 am
    Here`s my Ratings...

    I - INTERESTED
    A - Actually paid attention a little bit
    B - BORED
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 7:34 am
    boo. boring and unimaginative. overly strident.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Writer of that is some bias person against video games, obviously. I guess I`d much rather be playing the game than complaining about them, though.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 7:34 am
    I agree with this chart. I never understood why they gave the Halo games an M rating.
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    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 7:51 am
    "Here`s my Ratings...

    I - INTERESTED
    A - Actually paid attention a little bit
    B - BORED "


    I think I see what you did there..
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I want that minute of my life back...
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I rate that article an A on the Gerry1of1 scale
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    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 8:53 am
    I enjoyed that article...
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:06 am
    I know this is completely unrelated, but DrProfessor your avatar is absolutely amazing.

    Thought I`d share that.
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    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:34 am
    That link had so much potential...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 10:37 am
    Why does E+10 rating even exist? It`s for EVERYONE but NOT if you`re under a certain age? wtf!
    The first few were dull, but the M and AO were pretty spot-on.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:07 am
    Rated M: for METAL!!!!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:14 am
    The person who wrote this obviously has some kind of issues with gamer nerds. And for TRUE gamers, games are NOT all about blood, profanity and sexual themes. A true gamer appreciates the gameplay and polish. A TRUE gamer can tell when a developer slacked on the gameplay to make some other ridiculous aspect (i.e. blood physics, or gore) stand out *coughcough Gears of War coughcough*...
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
    I didn`t know there were E10+ or AO ratings.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:52 am
    wow, looks like very few of us were actually entertained by this. sorry IAB.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 11:59 am
    A TRUE gamer can tell when a developer slacked on the gameplay to make some other ridiculous aspect (i.e. blood physics, or gore) stand out *coughcough Gears of War coughcough*...
    Thank you! Somebody else who thinks Gears sucked because they focused so much on "OH LOOK, THERE`S CHAINSAWS! AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE!" over making a decent f*cking shooter...
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    I`m guessing the person who wrote this doesn`t play videogames.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    They`re doing their best to be funny and relevant, but it just doesn`t work out.
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    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Dumb article is dumb. Why is this categorized under "funny?" It kinda just pissed me off. What an ignorant view of video games.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Such high expectations for humour, so disappointed by the result!
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I know I`ve seen funny sh*t on Dorkly why pick the least funny thing you could find?
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    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Laaame... ((Not you Cobrakiller but whoever created this damn "list")) Well said Taylor_Stone --- I think whoever made this list probably didn`t get that NES they wanted for Christmas back in `85 and since then they devoted the rest of their lives to bashing all things fun in the land of video games. Somebody get that poor bastard a Nintendo Zapper & Duck Hunt.. STAT!
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    No way StaR_Beast... We need to start him off easy... 2 buttons may be a little too difficult. Get this guy an Atari 2600 and a black and white tv with mono sound... He has to work his way up the ladder just like the rest of us.
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    polybius Male 18-29
    76 posts
    September 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    Wow I can`t believe never heard about this site before, but I have to agree with many here, there are way better stuff than this.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 5:05 am
    I`m gonna take a wild guess that the guy who wrote this doesn`t play video-games of any kind at all.
    So in a way, he just called himself a loser.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 5:40 am
    I think Jack Thompson wrote those
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    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 5:40 am
    @ Taylor_Stone -- Agreed! He needs to earn that color tv, and game save-ability from Legend of Zelda.. The button/joystick of the Atari 2600 shall be his weapon and this, his Battlefield...



    Maybe then he`ll know what a true gaming abomination really is! I`m just hoping this whole ratings list was just some big retarded joke gone completely sideways and that there really isn`t some loser out there who spent all that time bashing video games.
    Maybe his wife left him for an Atari Jaguar.. That might uncover his hatred for pixelated awesomeness, haha
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 10:06 am
    agreed with GuardinGnome...

    obviously has no idea about video games...

    you haven`t seen awesome until you have blown the head off of Locust in Gears Of War

    you haven`t had fun until playing Wii with your whole Family

    You haven`t played competitively or cooperatively with you friends until you`ve played Halo

    Play a game, bring friends...have a drating blast
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    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:32 am
    I don`t get it. So whatever rating a game has it`s crap. I think this is a covert operation of some videogame hating maniacs. Probably some wooden Toy producers or something like that.
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    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
    304 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    I was not amused.

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