Guess What`s In Your Shampoo? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Pardon us while we vomit in our shower. [Yes, it"s exactly what you think it is.]
There are 67 comments:
Female 116
Yeah, it`s been around forever. It`s not really that weird to me anymore, although i`ve never used it.
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Female 62
haha once i read that i had salvia extract in my shampoo
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Female 27
@temp4comment

I sincerely hope you`re joking.Eeeeww.
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Female 320
Mr Twidget, if you actually handle one, it`s all either squishy or stringy. I could never bring myself to eat mine, but I did ask if they could keep mine for me to poke at and dissect later.

Ah, the perks of working in a hospital...
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Male 795
So that`s where the crunchiness comes from. Exfoliating my ass!
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Female 223
Oh it`s been around forever and it actually feels silky while frothing
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Female 169
Eww Who`s or what placenta do they use
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Male 117
@Daninicki I could have gone my whole life without knowing that now excuse me whil I go puke.
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Female 708
I didn`t see the word "Placenta" at first, and was wondering why Panthenol was so vomit-inducing. I researched it and still couldn`t figure it out. I returned to the page to read the comments and find out, but the word Placenta finally caught my eye like that ugly hooker you were trying to avoid all night, and I couldn`t help but sigh at my stupidity.
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Male 137
Eww!

"What the hell do think people in third world countries use as fertilizer? Miracle Gro?"
What the hell do you think is in Miracle Gro? That`s right, you pay for bags of dirt and poo. It`s not like you can get THAT stuff for free....
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Female 185
Some cultures eat the placenta.
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Male 1,505
"at belunan, yeah, poo is actually devoid of all nutrients. it is waste. placenta is not waste, it is what keeps the baby portected and alive, vital to it`s development. placenta>poo. yup. you`re dumb. get used to it."

We`re not talking about the function the placenta serves while the baby is in it. We`re talking about putting it in shampoo. And, no, poo is not devoid of nutrients. What the hell do think people in third world countries use as fertilizer? Miracle Gro?

/facepalm
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Female 406
Just what I`ve been looking for, placenta shampoo...as smooth as a baby`s!
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Male 39,939
body fluids make the best beauty products.

Anybody want a facial?
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Male 6,693
Placenta huh . I think I will pass on that one.
I`ll just stick to the bull semen shampoo.
Lol.
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Male 2,332
Filthy humans!
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Female 166
Sooo good for the hair (and skin), though.

Sperm is, too. Tell him to aim well, ladies =]
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Female 41
first of all the placentas are clean and second of all they are extracted & synthesized from plants not from humans :)
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Male 6
I always start my day with Placenta shampoo and Umbili-conditioner. My hair`s softer than a baby`s butt, I tell you what!
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Male 2,424
Ahhh man that`s gross... I use this stuff, I never saw that on the label! It`s shampoo! OMG! Been putting it on hot dogs... man, wtf.
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Female 1,324
...lol I like how grossed out a lot of people are getting. The placenta are clean of course and they hold a lot of nutrients (like a lot of people have been saying) because the nutrients pass through them and all that. You can even keep your own to do lots of things with.
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Female 5,222
right on the nail jinxiejae lmao
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Female 98
at belunan, yeah, poo is actually devoid of all nutrients. it is waste. placenta is not waste, it is what keeps the baby portected and alive, vital to it`s development. placenta>poo. yup. you`re dumb. get used to it.
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Female 2,927
notice its mostly the guys getting all prissy squeamish about it.
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Female 447
It is lamb or bovine placenta, not human. Great source of protein for your hair. It is in alot of shampoos. Is everyone going to quit drinking purified water because they use arsenic? Stop eating packaged foods because there are insect and rodent bits included?
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Male 3,076
WTF?!?!?! X-(
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Male 1,505
"this really isn`t that bad, guys...it`s a perfectly natural substance that actually has a lot of nutrients."

So is poo, but I don`t want to handle that either.

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Male 63
Im sorry. Immature or not, I am going to shave my head because of this.
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Female 737
In some cultures, the mother consumes it by either eating or making tea out of it.
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Female 282
placenta? as in....like....placenta?
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Female 1,798
this really isn`t that bad, guys...it`s a perfectly natural substance that actually has a lot of nutrients. i personally wouldn`t use it, but there`s no need to get all immature about it.
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Male 1,370
Oh dear lawdie.
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Male 582
...harsh.
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Male 5,626
"Yeah I saw that a while a go and puked in my mouth."
So, I take it you`ve probably never tried to backtrack the origin of your food...
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Male 4,431
@hiltacular: Thank you, kind Sir. :-)
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Male 213
Yeah I saw that a while a go and puked in my mouth.
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Female 11
I knew this since 8th grade health class. Big woop.
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Female 73
Placenta is actually really good for your hair.
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Female 1,101
@Kerryfairy82 probably horse, I`ve seen it listed on shampoos before, not that I would use them! A little to icky for me!
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Female 1,652
So what? I get hask placenta treatment all the time from hellmart. Works wonders on dry hair.
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Female 2,352
Not a big deal really.
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Female 839
who`s placenta?
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Male 2,748
GuardinGnome... its not whale fat... its whale vomit...
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Female 535
Oh, don`t be so grossed out. That thing was your first roommate for nine months.
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Male 2,548
I agree gardengnome, not to mention that it`s only placental enzymes (proteins) and tons of enzymes derived from disgusting things are already used in the foods we eat...wait, wasn`t I supposed to be trying to make everyone feel better? *shrugs shoulders, walks away*
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Male 1,341
@supersmash
You never actually lived in a placenta.. The placenta is your lifeline that transfers all the nutrients to your body and converts blood.
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Male 2,893
What`s wrong with this exactly?
There`s whale fat in perfume but people still use it..........
Grow a pair you pussies.
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Male 1,011
tch


do you people not have sisters or girlfriends...seen this hundreds of times :P
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Male 3,755
You used to live in one of those.
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Male 4,867
When Robin van Persie was injured last season he underwent `experimental placenta treatment` to help his recovery, not really sure wtf that was...don`t think it really helped either
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Male 1,287
Snail Cream is worse than this.
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Male 161
"Placenta of *what*, exactly?"


Sheep
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Female 533
yeah I`ve definitely seen worse ways people use their placenta. My mom has told me a few stories of how women ask to have their placenta put into a container so they can cook it later on. No joke. They believe that if they eat it they`ll gain all the nutrients back
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Female 4,447
Given the choice between *eating* placenta or shampooing with it...I`d take the shampoo hands down.
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Female 646
I don`t find this that crazy, I`ve seen worse. Placenta anti-aging face cream.
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Male 4,807
And it Tastes like chicken
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Male 552
shouldnt this be "Omgwtf of the day"?
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Male 224
OH GOD
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Female 79
A lot of people use placenta packs to renergize fried hair..after you dye or perm your hair too many times it fries, and becomes straw like and can break at the base as well as anywhere else in a strand. So using placenta packs or shampoo ends up remosturizing it. So you dont lose your hair..Its normally Animal placenta extract.Not actual placenta.
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Male 25,416
Ooooo, nothing wrong with vitamin E, O wait, ewww, ewwww....!
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Male 4,867
...what is this, i don`t even D:
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Female 2,672
mmmm....placenta`s
good for split ends apparently
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Male 2,441
Ewwwwwww
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Female 91
wtf
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Female 463
I wasn`t thinking that at all actually...
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Male 4,431
Placenta of *what*, exactly?
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Male 20,917
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