Good News: Your Pizzeria Is Super Popular [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Bad News: Your best customer is Satan.
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Male 15
That`s service.
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Male 167
Full win if the price was $16.66.
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Male 12,365
The actual origin of the phrase "rule of thumb", which predates the feminist propaganda about it by centuries, is the practice by artisans of using their own thumb as a convenient means of measuring distances - literally a rule of thumb rather than a rule of wood or a rule of metal.

Consider the meaning of the phrase - a reasonably accurate guide stemming from experience rather than theory. The connection with a skilled (i.e. experienced) artisan getting a reasonably accurate measurement using their thumb is clear. The connection with beating wives is...?

There was a case, early 1800s IIRC, definitely long after the phrase was invented, in which the enemies of a judge accused him of saying (not in court, i.e. not a ruling) that husbands should be able to do so, but (i) there`s no evidence he did, (ii) it wouldn`t have been law even if he did and (iii) he was ruined by the accusation because beating wives has always been almost universally condemned.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Angilion>
I thought rule of thumb was an ancient law that stated you couldn`t whip your wives or servants with a stick thicker than your thumb.

That`s what me pa use to tell us kids anyway.[/quote]

That`s just the usual feminist historical revisionism. It was made up ~1970. There never was any such law. English law is well documented for a long way back in time, so we can be sure of that. You might see Blackstone`s Commentaries cited as a reference - that is a lie. It isn`t in there.

It works like this:

Premise: Men *want* to oppress women, because men are like that.

Premise: Feminists are the heroes who stop them.

Conclusion: Prior to feminism gaining power, men oppressed women hugely.

So they make stuff up to fit their conclusion in order to fake evidence for their premises, which exist to promote prejudice agsinst men and support for feminism. Standard group politics, just more successful than most
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Male 842
Shouldn`t the star in the pentagram be upside down?
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Female 282
@a1butcher OMFG I SEE IT :O
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Female 11
I call dibs on middle!
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Male 4,807
Angilion>
I thought rule of thumb was an ancient law that stated you couldn`t whip your wives or servants with a stick thicker than your thumb.

That`s what me pa use to tell us kids anyway.
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Male 4,807
If you look real hard, squint your eyes a wee bit and tilt your head to the left... you can kinda make out the IAB logo in the middle.

Naaa never mind, to much work
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Male 12,365
[quote">Angel, the word is ruler, not rule. I know it`s the same word in Spanish, but not in English.[/quote">

It`s now a fairly archaic usage in English, but still correct. Hence, for example, "rule of thumb".

1897 catalogue, look at the bevel protactor prices
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Female 17
I`m certain that Satan would`ve been able to make the servings equal in proportion...
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Male 1,378
LOTS OF SAUSAGE ALL ON ONE SIDE
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Male 599
Notice, Easy on Cheese. Apparently Satan is lactose intolerant.
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Female 2,509
"The people who like crust can eat their crust. Those who don`t want too much can eat the points and that leaves the soft, heavily topped middle to whomever gets it first."

Middle is MINE MINE MINE
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Male 1,364
im surprised the pizza guys knew what a pentagram is
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Male 284
/facepalm. Oh look its this crap again...
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Female 833
applauds geogypsy.
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Male 418
I`d buy two. One cut like a penis and another like a boob. It would be oh so immature.

I wonder how far they would go. Do you think they would cut the pizza into letters. Say I buy four pizza and spell a dirty word, lol!
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Male 2,549
Well, that`s not so bad actually. The people who like crust can eat their crust. Those who don`t want too much can eat the points and that leaves the soft, heavily topped middle to whomever gets it first.

Everyone is happy.

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Female 654
yes its just moronic to repeat over and over again that you dont care..i could give a poo less about your opinions as well, at least his meant something
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Male 1,744
customer is always right, no matter what
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Female 130
ahaha hilarious
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Male 2,748
dude, that`s hilarious, and probably made some employee`s day
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Male 5,190
Looool!
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Female 1,743
lolz. <3
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Female 65
although I pay no particular attention to any one thing...@fuego..I thought that your comment was straight forward, detailed, short and informative.
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Male 3,482
[quote]Angel, the word is ruler, not rule.[/quote]
Nice trolling. I suppose I`ll feed you. You`re my favorite internet dumbass, after all.

One of the MANY definitions of "rule" includes, and I`m gonna quote this...

[quote]any of various devices with a straight edge for guiding or measuring; ruler: a carpenter`s rule[/quote]
Look it up.

Of course, I knew this from working with my step-grandfather in the garage on occasion, and from a teacher who called them rules...

*sigh* Now that I have proven the king of all superiority complexes wrong, I`ll get back on the topic of the post...

Dude, I seriously wanna see if they`ll, like, cut out custom designs or something. I think it`d be awesome to have a pizza cut to look like the face of the Cheshire Cat...
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Male 588
I give them an "A" for effort.

I mean, honestly, I thought no one looked at those special instructions.
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Female 1,264
LOL I`m calling my local pizzeria to see if they can do this for next Equinox.
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Male 1,371
Haha, best pizza place evar.

@Fuego Nobody cares.
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Male 997
Indeed, my pizza hut is going to get some interesting orders now to see how fair will they go. Possible display toppings into a smilee face, cut into octagons hmmm
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Male 363
holy poo fuego, I just dont care.
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Male 533
Wicca.....

But I suppose you could just flip it over.
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Male 1,523
I gotta make one of these funny orders myself. ^^
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Male 137
Fuego: Perception is everything. Maybe the picture is upside down? For all your smarts, you`re not very logical....
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Female 82
I second that, nobody cares dude.
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Male 296
Fuego: nobody cares.
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Male 1,287
Symbolism of pentagrams is very muddled because it has been around for thousands of years and keeps getting reappropriated by new groups. Who is right is pretty much a matter of perspective.

Traditionally, pentacles refer to any talisman or amulet used for magical evocation.

The encircled pentagram or pentacle (as it`s called by Wiccans and other neopagans.


The Sigil of Baphomet. The Hebrew around the circle translates as Leviathan. This is often associated with satanism and black magic.

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Male 1,184
Angel, the word is ruler, not rule. I know it`s the same word in Spanish, but not in English.
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Male 1,067
Cut into 100 slices.
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Male 1,256
I`m doing some serious loling right now.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 4,290
I like that they actually did it. I wonder what else they`re willing to do...

"Cut into equilateral triangles with 1-inch sides. For bonus points, provide a proof that you have maximised the possible number of triangles. From first principles."
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Female 2,120
Mmmm, tastes like hellfire....
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Male 15,510
Geez, its too much to use a rule?
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Female 654
yes
first, thats a pentacle.
and its not satanic, its a magical symbol, you know like witches.
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Male 2,419
and the pentagram IS a symbol of protection, a pentacle isn`t a symbol of any singular thing, pentacles are just amulets with a symbol drawn on it
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Male 2,419
a satanist wouldn`t like that symbol at all, 3 points up to them would mean `yay holy trinity`, that`s why they use the goat`s head with 3 points down
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Male 3,915
<< does not and will not memorize the difference between pentagram and pentacle...

this post kicks Pizzass btw..
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Female 533
haha Pizza Hut never fails to please
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Female 1,623
meh
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Male 494
Newsflash:


Your best customer is not Satan.
It`s a WIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!11!111!!1!oneone

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Female 1,324
hah! Too bad it`s not oriented properly >> -feels like nerd-
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Male 10,339
@angilion:

Someone means Pentacle.

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Female 2,289
i`m studying wicca so hell yeah i`m going to try this
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Female 4,039
Good idea for a Halloween party. Or just if you like devil sh*t.
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Male 169
That actually makes some pretty good slices.
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Male 1,625
lol.
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Male 6,694
Now thats just funny. Now Im hungry.
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Female 1,435
i might try this
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Male 558
or even worse, :::shudder::: hippie witches!
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Male 12,365
A pentagram is a symbol of protection, not of Satan.
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Male 4,680
Reminds me of the time when I ordered a pure bacon pizza. And I got one.

That was the proudest moment of my life.
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Male 20,111
Link: Good News: Your Pizzeria Is Super Popular [Pic] [Rate Link] - Bad News: Your best customer is Satan.
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