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Date: 09/08/10 12:01 PM

64 Responses to Good News: Your Pizzeria Is Super Popular [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    Link: Good News: Your Pizzeria Is Super Popular - Bad News: Your best customer is Satan.
  2. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Reminds me of the time when I ordered a pure bacon pizza. And I got one.

    That was the proudest moment of my life.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    A pentagram is a symbol of protection, not of Satan.
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    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    or even worse, :::shudder::: hippie witches!
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    i might try this
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    Now thats just funny. Now Im hungry.
  7. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    lol.
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    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    That actually makes some pretty good slices.
  9. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Good idea for a Halloween party. Or just if you like devil sh*t.
  10. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    i`m studying wicca so hell yeah i`m going to try this
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    @angilion:

    Someone means Pentacle.

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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    hah! Too bad it`s not oriented properly >> -feels like nerd-
  13. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Newsflash:


    Your best customer is not Satan.
    It`s a WIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!11!111!!1!oneone

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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    meh
  15. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    haha Pizza Hut never fails to please
  16. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    << does not and will not memorize the difference between pentagram and pentacle...

    this post kicks Pizzass btw..
  17. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    a satanist wouldn`t like that symbol at all, 3 points up to them would mean `yay holy trinity`, that`s why they use the goat`s head with 3 points down
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    and the pentagram IS a symbol of protection, a pentacle isn`t a symbol of any singular thing, pentacles are just amulets with a symbol drawn on it
  19. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    yes
    first, thats a pentacle.
    and its not satanic, its a magical symbol, you know like witches.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Geez, its too much to use a rule?
  21. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Mmmm, tastes like hellfire....
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    I like that they actually did it. I wonder what else they`re willing to do...

    "Cut into equilateral triangles with 1-inch sides. For bonus points, provide a proof that you have maximised the possible number of triangles. From first principles."
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    lolz
  24. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    I`m doing some serious loling right now.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Cut into 100 slices.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Angel, the word is ruler, not rule. I know it`s the same word in Spanish, but not in English.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Symbolism of pentagrams is very muddled because it has been around for thousands of years and keeps getting reappropriated by new groups. Who is right is pretty much a matter of perspective.

    Traditionally, pentacles refer to any talisman or amulet used for magical evocation.

    The encircled pentagram or pentacle (as it`s called by Wiccans and other neopagans.


    The Sigil of Baphomet. The Hebrew around the circle translates as Leviathan. This is often associated with satanism and black magic.

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    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Fuego: nobody cares.
  29. Profile photo of MissTokyo
    MissTokyo Female 18-29
    82 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I second that, nobody cares dude.
  30. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Fuego: Perception is everything. Maybe the picture is upside down? For all your smarts, you`re not very logical....
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I gotta make one of these funny orders myself. ^^
  32. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Wicca.....

    But I suppose you could just flip it over.
  33. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    holy poo fuego, I just dont care.
  34. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Indeed, my pizza hut is going to get some interesting orders now to see how fair will they go. Possible display toppings into a smilee face, cut into octagons hmmm
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Haha, best pizza place evar.

    @Fuego Nobody cares.
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    LOL I`m calling my local pizzeria to see if they can do this for next Equinox.
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    I give them an "A" for effort.

    I mean, honestly, I thought no one looked at those special instructions.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    Angel, the word is ruler, not rule.
    Nice trolling. I suppose I`ll feed you. You`re my favorite internet dumbass, after all.

    One of the MANY definitions of "rule" includes, and I`m gonna quote this...

    any of various devices with a straight edge for guiding or measuring; ruler: a carpenter`s rule
    Look it up.

    Of course, I knew this from working with my step-grandfather in the garage on occasion, and from a teacher who called them rules...

    *sigh* Now that I have proven the king of all superiority complexes wrong, I`ll get back on the topic of the post...

    Dude, I seriously wanna see if they`ll, like, cut out custom designs or something. I think it`d be awesome to have a pizza cut to look like the face of the Cheshire Cat...
  39. Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    although I pay no particular attention to any one thing...@fuego..I thought that your comment was straight forward, detailed, short and informative.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    lolz. <3
  41. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    dude, that`s hilarious, and probably made some employee`s day
  42. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    ahaha hilarious
  43. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    customer is always right, no matter what
  44. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    yes its just moronic to repeat over and over again that you dont care..i could give a poo less about your opinions as well, at least his meant something
  45. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    Well, that`s not so bad actually. The people who like crust can eat their crust. Those who don`t want too much can eat the points and that leaves the soft, heavily topped middle to whomever gets it first.

    Everyone is happy.

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    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    I`d buy two. One cut like a penis and another like a boob. It would be oh so immature.

    I wonder how far they would go. Do you think they would cut the pizza into letters. Say I buy four pizza and spell a dirty word, lol!
  47. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:41 am
    applauds geogypsy.
  48. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:09 am
    /facepalm. Oh look its this crap again...
  49. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:20 am
    im surprised the pizza guys knew what a pentagram is
  50. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:46 am
    "The people who like crust can eat their crust. Those who don`t want too much can eat the points and that leaves the soft, heavily topped middle to whomever gets it first."

    Middle is MINE MINE MINE
  51. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Notice, Easy on Cheese. Apparently Satan is lactose intolerant.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    LOTS OF SAUSAGE ALL ON ONE SIDE
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    savapenne Female 18-29
    17 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I`m certain that Satan would`ve been able to make the servings equal in proportion...
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    [quote">Angel, the word is ruler, not rule. I know it`s the same word in Spanish, but not in English.[/quote">

    It`s now a fairly archaic usage in English, but still correct. Hence, for example, "rule of thumb".

    1897 catalogue, look at the bevel protactor prices
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    If you look real hard, squint your eyes a wee bit and tilt your head to the left... you can kinda make out the IAB logo in the middle.

    Naaa never mind, to much work
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Angilion>
    I thought rule of thumb was an ancient law that stated you couldn`t whip your wives or servants with a stick thicker than your thumb.

    That`s what me pa use to tell us kids anyway.
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    AndeAnd56 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    I call dibs on middle!
  58. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    @a1butcher OMFG I SEE IT :O
  59. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    Shouldn`t the star in the pentagram be upside down?
  60. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Angilion>
    I thought rule of thumb was an ancient law that stated you couldn`t whip your wives or servants with a stick thicker than your thumb.

    That`s what me pa use to tell us kids anyway.

    That`s just the usual feminist historical revisionism. It was made up ~1970. There never was any such law. English law is well documented for a long way back in time, so we can be sure of that. You might see Blackstone`s Commentaries cited as a reference - that is a lie. It isn`t in there.

    It works like this:

    Premise: Men *want* to oppress women, because men are like that.

    Premise: Feminists are the heroes who stop them.

    Conclusion: Prior to feminism gaining power, men oppressed women hugely.

    So they make stuff up to fit their conclusion in order to fake evidence for their premises, which exist to promote prejudice agsinst men and support for feminism. Standard group politics, just more successful than most
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:01 am
    The actual origin of the phrase "rule of thumb", which predates the feminist propaganda about it by centuries, is the practice by artisans of using their own thumb as a convenient means of measuring distances - literally a rule of thumb rather than a rule of wood or a rule of metal.

    Consider the meaning of the phrase - a reasonably accurate guide stemming from experience rather than theory. The connection with a skilled (i.e. experienced) artisan getting a reasonably accurate measurement using their thumb is clear. The connection with beating wives is...?

    There was a case, early 1800s IIRC, definitely long after the phrase was invented, in which the enemies of a judge accused him of saying (not in court, i.e. not a ruling) that husbands should be able to do so, but (i) there`s no evidence he did, (ii) it wouldn`t have been law even if he did and (iii) he was ruined by the accusation because beating wives has always been almost universally condemned.
  62. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Full win if the price was $16.66.
  63. Profile photo of Rikurep
    Rikurep Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    That`s service.

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