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Date: 09/16/10 07:33 AM

69 Responses to German Soccer Dancers Are Creepy

  1. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Link: German Soccer Dancers Are Creepy - This is exactly why soccer (OK, OK, FOOTball) will never be taken seriously in America.
  2. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:38 am
    A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A video is not a picture.
  3. Profile photo of Dartamis
    Dartamis Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:40 am
    If it wasn`t for the bigscreen display in the background, I would swear this clip was taken from 1975.
  4. Profile photo of Gompers
    Gompers Male 13-17
    59 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Not a pic
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Gah! My eyes!
  6. Profile photo of torisen
    torisen Male 30-39
    40 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Uhhh, Datramis, I`m pretty sure they call that a mirror. It`s what those crazy kids used before big screens. And I`m pretty sure this is indeed from the 70s.
  7. Profile photo of Antithet
    Antithet Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Why if this was posted by a european does it say soccer?
  8. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:53 am
    I`ll take our NFL Cheerleaders any day.
  9. Profile photo of Vanadil
    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:57 am
    "If it wasn`t for the bigscreen display in the background, I would swear this clip was taken from 1975."

    It`s a mirror -_-
  10. Profile photo of Quaribea
    Quaribea Female 40-49
    34 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:02 am
    So this is why I can`t dance. It`s obviously genetic. I`ll just sit on the side and pretend my foot is broken from now on.
  11. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:02 am
    I could have sworn he said "Fart designer" near the beginning when the dancers come out.
  12. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:05 am
    It`s not fair to judge soccer by this clip. But this is why I hate the late 70s to early 80s. Weird, horrible, clothing... weird, horrible, hair... weird, horrible, music.
  13. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:09 am
    I love the way it starts out like a perfectly normal television show, discussing the new Bundesliga jerseys, then right about at the 30 second mark it gets really really weird
  14. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:19 am
    i...watched the whole thing. i don`t know why. i just did.
  15. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:21 am
    "I could have sworn he said `Fart designer` near the beginning when the dancers come out."

    when i first watched it i heard "frankfurter" and "hamburger".
  16. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    Gayest dance moves ever, but some of the girls were kinda hot, so not is bad.
  17. Profile photo of im_smart
    im_smart Male 18-29
    99 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Come on - it was the dratin 70s man. Everyone was on LSD
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Groovy white people getting down!

    who said we can`t dance! ha!
  19. Profile photo of the-x-ray
    the-x-ray Male 30-39
    89 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:40 am
    this video is over 30 years old. remember woodstock ? woodstock was not in germany. ;) guess where they have their influences from.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:49 am
    Guy at 1:49, definitely the winner of this
  21. Profile photo of Cygna
    Cygna Female 18-29
    10 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Hahaha, back when Günther Netzer still had all of his hair! :D
  22. Profile photo of Piechartepic
    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:07 am
    why does it say (PIC)? Fancy-lay off the coffeine
  23. Profile photo of craigarlen
    craigarlen Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:12 am
    guy at 1:34 now works for Geico - "it`s so easy, a caveman can do this dance..."
  24. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:14 am
    1:49 - 2:08 reminded me of Ed Grimley


  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:24 am
    I wish I had moves like that.
  26. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:34 am
    ???????!!!!!!????
  27. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 9:41 am
    i was upset at the extra 2:25 i had to look at this because i thought it was a pic....

    ya gotta love shorts so short it shows the short and curly`s though
  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Oh God, 70s football shorts... SO MUCH THIGH D:
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Who knew pictures can make so much noise...
  30. Profile photo of seetherage
    seetherage Male 18-29
    85 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:12 am
    what are you talking about bob? thats how they still are now a days, unless you live in the US and dress like a G with your arse showing.
  31. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:27 am
    That`s "drating" creepy!! *ahem*
  32. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:46 am
    @Antithet Because the people approving posts can change any detail they so choose. For example, I had a post a while back about how often Family Guy rips off the Simpsons..and my comment was like, proof FG is the worst show on TV..and they changed it to Oh no, say it isn`t so..like I watch that POS show.


    But on to Soccer, I don`t hate it per se..I just hate the people who play it professionally they seem to be always drama queens, faking injuries, etc...Of course this also happens in American Football, which is the sole reason I watch only one sport;

    SUMO!
    -Sumo is on half the year, every odd month they compete
    -Winners get paid, losers GTFO
    -Wrestle injured (not like here, oh twisted toe, off 6 months)
    -Dont get paid stupid amounts of money
    -When any drama happens (recent gambling scandal with baseball), they lose TV contract! So AFAIK there has been no Sumo on Japan TV for a several months now.
  33. Profile photo of luk
    luk Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Oh mein Gott! Das ist ja gruselig :O
    Schöne Grüße aus Deutschland :-)
  34. Profile photo of luk
    luk Male 18-29
    21 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Oh come on ... no special chars? What`s about UTF?
  35. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:27 am
    I`m so glad I was born in 1990 and not the creepy ass 70s or 80s. And I still love soccer even if the Bundesliga used to have these ridiculous dances/ video clips. You wouldn`t know it by the video but the Bundesliga is one of the most physical leagues in the world...But I will stick with the premier league.
  36. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Oh, how flamboyant.
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:45 am
    This reminds me of the movie Die Hard.
    Maybe because............ well, actually I don`t know why..........
  38. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    @Inter237 The decade in which you are born is not the one to watch out for. It`s the decade in which you are a teenager. The people dancing 70`s dances and wearing 70`s clothing were not babies, they were young adults.

    Also kids 20 to 30 years from now will laugh and groan inwardly at what your generation thinks is cool. That`s life. I wouldn`t have it any other way.
  39. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    1:49 - 2:08 reminded me of Ed Grimley


  40. Profile photo of patridiot
    patridiot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    and this is why I don`t dance
  41. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    The most gay thing I`ve seen in weeks.
  42. Profile photo of iasb123
    iasb123 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    I like #8, he doesn`t overdo it.
  43. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    Oh my...
  44. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    "1:49 - 2:08 reminded me of Ed Grimley"

    God, so true!!
  45. Profile photo of Asoutherndra
    Asoutherndra Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    This is just silly, and it is a wonder why soccer is not a hit in the us.
  46. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    lolz at the go go dancers!
  47. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    germans can`t dance
  48. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    L O L
  49. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    sigh
    http://www.youtube com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo
  50. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    That was from ages ago, maybe they dance better now?
  51. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    wow, really?
    its futbol not football.
  52. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    I really want to buy some gushers now.
  53. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    wtf
  54. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Creepy. Germanss.....what`s sad is the rainbow looking one looked the best.
  55. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 1:26 am
    as if soccer was`nt gay enough back in the 70`s
  56. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 2:39 am
    WTF? :-/ that`s just wrong!
  57. Profile photo of s8tan
    s8tan Male 18-29
    90 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 5:12 am
    Omg Americans are dumb. That from the 70`s or something... How did you look in the 70`s???
  58. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:49 am
    o.O
  59. Profile photo of Francakes
    Francakes Female 18-29
    157 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:14 am
    No dudes shaved their legs in the 70`s this is fake. And it looks like those actors from the kids show.
  60. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Their dancing reminds me of the end of the wicker man ... not beacuse they dress colourfully and dance in that too, but because of teh sense of impending doom.

    raven_mac, its only called futbol if you`re speaking Spanish, I can understand people calling it Soccer, but saying it in a different language makes no sense.
  61. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:12 am
    This is totally not fake, I assure you.
  62. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:13 am
    The music is nice, relaxing even. :)
    I liked the multicolor uniform, reminded me of those color-changing popsicles.
  63. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:37 am
    and now on Sprockets it is the time when we dance...
  64. Profile photo of a103276
    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 5:43 am
    This isn`t fake... they`re making suggestions for next seasons jerseys. He`s even describing it for those people with black/white tv.
  65. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    109 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 8:40 am
    hippies
  66. Profile photo of nicodemus
    nicodemus Male 40-49
    81 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    i am FREAKING OUT!!!
  67. Profile photo of naomlette
    naomlette Female 18-29
    8 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    Apparently the 70`s was a terrible decade world wide.
  68. Profile photo of Dexter82
    Dexter82 Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 19, 2010 at 4:40 am
    Wow... that made my day. By the way one of the three men commenting this freak show is the famous former German national Team player Günther Netzer as a young man. In my opinion showing him this stuff would give him a heart attack today.

    Sry for my bad english i am a dumb german oO
  69. Profile photo of JigglyBum
    JigglyBum Female 18-29
    22 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Last guy in white and red/orange... totally did the Carlton dance... haha

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