German Soccer Dancers Are Creepy

Submitted by: Wellzee 6 years ago in Funny

This is exactly why soccer (OK, OK, FOOTball) will never be taken seriously in America.
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Female 22
Last guy in white and red/orange... totally did the Carlton dance... haha
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Male 1
Wow... that made my day. By the way one of the three men commenting this freak show is the famous former German national Team player Günther Netzer as a young man. In my opinion showing him this stuff would give him a heart attack today.

Sry for my bad english i am a dumb german oO
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Female 8
Apparently the 70`s was a terrible decade world wide.
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Male 81
i am FREAKING OUT!!!
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Female 108
hippies
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Male 174
This isn`t fake... they`re making suggestions for next seasons jerseys. He`s even describing it for those people with black/white tv.
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Male 275
and now on Sprockets it is the time when we dance...
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Male 9,306
The music is nice, relaxing even. :)
I liked the multicolor uniform, reminded me of those color-changing popsicles.
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Male 107
This is totally not fake, I assure you.
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Male 1,678
Their dancing reminds me of the end of the wicker man ... not beacuse they dress colourfully and dance in that too, but because of teh sense of impending doom.

raven_mac, its only called futbol if you`re speaking Spanish, I can understand people calling it Soccer, but saying it in a different language makes no sense.
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Female 157
No dudes shaved their legs in the 70`s this is fake. And it looks like those actors from the kids show.
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Female 316
o.O
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Male 90
Omg Americans are dumb. That from the 70`s or something... How did you look in the 70`s???
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Male 3,076
WTF? :-/ that`s just wrong!
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Male 561
as if soccer was`nt gay enough back in the 70`s
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Male 2,690
Creepy. Germanss.....what`s sad is the rainbow looking one looked the best.
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Male 1,834
wtf
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Male 2,424
I really want to buy some gushers now.
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Male 303
wow, really?
its futbol not football.
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Female 406
That was from ages ago, maybe they dance better now?
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Male 266
sigh
http://www.youtube [dot] com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo
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Female 404
L O L
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Male 1,054
germans can`t dance
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Male 25,416
lolz at the go go dancers!
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Male 2
This is just silly, and it is a wonder why soccer is not a hit in the us.
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Male 516
"1:49 - 2:08 reminded me of Ed Grimley"

God, so true!!
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Female 2,674
Oh my...
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Female 2
I like #8, he doesn`t overdo it.
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Male 491
The most gay thing I`ve seen in weeks.
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Male 118
and this is why I don`t dance
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Male 1,287
1:49 - 2:08 reminded me of Ed Grimley


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Male 440
@Inter237 The decade in which you are born is not the one to watch out for. It`s the decade in which you are a teenager. The people dancing 70`s dances and wearing 70`s clothing were not babies, they were young adults.

Also kids 20 to 30 years from now will laugh and groan inwardly at what your generation thinks is cool. That`s life. I wouldn`t have it any other way.
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Male 2,893
This reminds me of the movie Die Hard.
Maybe because............ well, actually I don`t know why..........
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Female 535
Oh, how flamboyant.
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Male 2,441
I`m so glad I was born in 1990 and not the creepy ass 70s or 80s. And I still love soccer even if the Bundesliga used to have these ridiculous dances/ video clips. You wouldn`t know it by the video but the Bundesliga is one of the most physical leagues in the world...But I will stick with the premier league.
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Male 21
Oh come on ... no special chars? What`s about UTF?
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Male 21
Oh mein Gott! Das ist ja gruselig :O
Schöne Grüße aus Deutschland :-)
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Male 1,011
@Antithet Because the people approving posts can change any detail they so choose. For example, I had a post a while back about how often Family Guy rips off the Simpsons..and my comment was like, proof FG is the worst show on TV..and they changed it to Oh no, say it isn`t so..like I watch that POS show.


But on to Soccer, I don`t hate it per se..I just hate the people who play it professionally they seem to be always drama queens, faking injuries, etc...Of course this also happens in American Football, which is the sole reason I watch only one sport;

SUMO!
-Sumo is on half the year, every odd month they compete
-Winners get paid, losers GTFO
-Wrestle injured (not like here, oh twisted toe, off 6 months)
-Dont get paid stupid amounts of money
-When any drama happens (recent gambling scandal with baseball), they lose TV contract! So AFAIK there has been no Sumo on Japan TV for a several months now.
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Male 321
That`s "drating" creepy!! *ahem*
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Male 85
what are you talking about bob? thats how they still are now a days, unless you live in the US and dress like a G with your arse showing.
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Female 9,496
Who knew pictures can make so much noise...
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Male 4,290
Oh God, 70s football shorts... SO MUCH THIGH D:
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Male 3,915
i was upset at the extra 2:25 i had to look at this because i thought it was a pic....

ya gotta love shorts so short it shows the short and curly`s though
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Male 373
[pic] ???????!!!!!!????
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Male 38,774
I wish I had moves like that.
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Male 1,287
1:49 - 2:08 reminded me of Ed Grimley


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Male 72
guy at 1:34 now works for Geico - "it`s so easy, a caveman can do this dance..."
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Male 83
why does it say (PIC)? Fancy-lay off the coffeine
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Female 10
Hahaha, back when Günther Netzer still had all of his hair! :D
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Male 15,510
Guy at 1:49, definitely the winner of this
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Male 89
this video is over 30 years old. remember woodstock ? woodstock was not in germany. ;) guess where they have their influences from.
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Male 38,774
Groovy white people getting down!

who said we can`t dance! ha!
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Male 99
Come on - it was the dratin 70s man. Everyone was on LSD
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Male 2,085
Gayest dance moves ever, but some of the girls were kinda hot, so not is bad.
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Male 1,083
"I could have sworn he said `Fart designer` near the beginning when the dancers come out."

when i first watched it i heard "frankfurter" and "hamburger".
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Male 1,083
i...watched the whole thing. i don`t know why. i just did.
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Male 3,842
I love the way it starts out like a perfectly normal television show, discussing the new Bundesliga jerseys, then right about at the 30 second mark it gets really really weird
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Male 1,106
It`s not fair to judge soccer by this clip. But this is why I hate the late 70s to early 80s. Weird, horrible, clothing... weird, horrible, hair... weird, horrible, music.
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Male 198
I could have sworn he said "Fart designer" near the beginning when the dancers come out.
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Female 34
So this is why I can`t dance. It`s obviously genetic. I`ll just sit on the side and pretend my foot is broken from now on.
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Male 151
"If it wasn`t for the bigscreen display in the background, I would swear this clip was taken from 1975."

It`s a mirror -_-
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Male 6,694
I`ll take our NFL Cheerleaders any day.
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Male 41
Why if this was posted by a european does it say soccer?
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Male 40
Uhhh, Datramis, I`m pretty sure they call that a mirror. It`s what those crazy kids used before big screens. And I`m pretty sure this is indeed from the 70s.
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Male 4,594
Gah! My eyes!
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Male 59
Not a pic
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Male 26
If it wasn`t for the bigscreen display in the background, I would swear this clip was taken from 1975.
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Male 904
A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A video is not a picture.
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Male 126
Link: German Soccer Dancers Are Creepy [Rate Link] - This is exactly why soccer (OK, OK, FOOTball) will never be taken seriously in America.
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