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Date: 09/15/10 03:31 PM

108 Responses to For The English: Subtle British Humour [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of brucie222
    brucie222 Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    Link: For The English: Subtle British Humour - Now would any kind English person explain the joke in this sign? Thank you.
  2. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    hehehehe
    bell end.
  3. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    Lol - The end of a willy!
  4. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    tip o` the dick
  5. Profile photo of Smileyguy1
    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    From what I`ve read it mean the glans penis, i.e. the head.
  6. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    LMAO. The `bell end` is the slang term for the head of penis (looks abit like a bell if you think about it). Also a commonly used insult "you`re such a bell end" or "hes a f00king bell end". This is in no way subtle. I have to find this place!!
  7. Profile photo of DutchShoes
    DutchShoes Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    its the knob or the tip of the penis cute kiddies joke
  8. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    A bell end is the head of a penis. A knob head.
  9. Profile photo of seeeeaaaaaan
    seeeeaaaaaan Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    bell end = dick head
  10. Profile photo of reallyrose
    reallyrose Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    A bell end is the end of the penis. Looks like a bell, see?
  11. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Yup! Bellend is a slang name for the end or head of the penis. We are so classy.
  12. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    I think more people should explain in case people don`t understand.
  13. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Sure thing tainteddeity. The bell end is the glans of the penis.
  14. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    bell end is slang for the glans penis, the bulbous bit at the end. see the song by the darkness: "christmas time - dont let the bells end..."
  15. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    Lets see if I got this straight: bell end is the end of the penis, right?
  16. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    that joke was mad foggy.
  17. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    hahaha nice. I`m in America and I got that
  18. Profile photo of brucie222
    brucie222 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    This was my post, found the sign in the Lake District, however, Bell End just had a church at the end of it!
  19. Profile photo of Antithet
    Antithet Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    It`s what you call someone like Glenn Beck or Bill o`Reilly. Jeb end also works
  20. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    they call the bit above a chickens arse the `parsons nose`
  21. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Antithet is a bloody nutter.
  22. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    "that joke was mad foggy."

    Hahaha, I have never witnessed this usage of the word "foggy". I thank you.
  23. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Hehehe. There`s also a place in the Orkneys that`s called Twatt. That`s pretty funny too.
  24. Profile photo of Thechris477
    Thechris477 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    its where foreigners go
  25. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Is everyone pretending to not be totally sure of what this means or is it just me that has definitely heard this term before?
  26. Profile photo of nvizzle
    nvizzle Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    the end of penis looks like a bell.
  27. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    I shall attempt to import more of your humerous slang to this side of the pond.
  28. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    so....no one is going to explain the joke?

    fantastic...
  29. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    wow...a british d*ck joke and it gets 4 stars?

    ridiculous....2 stars*
  30. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    extremely subtle
  31. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Robert_D if you step outside the city you will realise the rest of us still are British. At the very least Ontario and eastwards(excluding Quebec) Your attempts are futile. We got this joke miles before you did.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    lols at the lame post!
  33. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    @Caretta

    I think the term "foggy" was supposed to be a spinoff of the "Foggot" post a few days back.
  34. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    I giggled. Tee hee! It says bell end!
  35. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Penis joke
  36. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
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    September 15, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    I believe that`s the same as a mushroom head on your peen.
  37. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Hehe, reminds me of the darkness christmas song....
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Peynis.
  39. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    September 15, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Is that why we call it a "Ding-Dong" state side? Because our English benefactors used the term Bell End?

    I am learn good histories.
  40. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    I always guess dick joke and I am right half the time. :3
  41. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    "I am learn good histories."

    lol
  42. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    heh... bell end
  43. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    September 15, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    lol.... penis
  44. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    hehehe
  45. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 12:13 am
    *CHORTLE*
  46. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 12:50 am
    haha!
  47. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:51 am
    haaa!
  48. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:09 am
    Awesome.
  49. Profile photo of Mr_Pedo_Bear
    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:32 am
    We had a teacher called Mr Bell , scouser to boot, Can guess what he got called he would get terrorised in lessons lol
  50. Profile photo of cher-boy
    cher-boy Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:55 am
    hahahahahaha! drating brill mahn! gd times!
  51. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:13 am
    HAHAHAHA... I don`t get it.
  52. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 3:06 am
    lol, bell end. And yes, it means the same thing in Australia.
  53. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 3:09 am
    seeing this reminded me of my year 8 music teacher, miss bell. we NEVER once made the bell end joke, only "miss, the bell`s gone" and various ringing jokes.

    a wasted oppertunity :(
  54. Profile photo of conky
    conky Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 3:11 am
    *sI am a racist!s*
  55. Profile photo of conky
    conky Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 3:12 am
    Gotta be kidding??????

    would giggles have worked better?

    bastard mean person drat poo mouldy pissflaps.
  56. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 3:20 am
    Who`s a bell end?
  57. Profile photo of CoolerThanMe
    CoolerThanMe Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 3:41 am
    The word Bell End means the end of a mans beast.
  58. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 4:20 am
    Conky, try snicker next time, I typed the same thing and remembered the filter.
  59. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 4:22 am
    for once, almost all "european" (aka british) comments
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 4:25 am
    lol i had to google but im giggling now.
  61. Profile photo of greggpethers
    greggpethers Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 5:08 am
    shouldnt YOU be standing there?
  62. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 5:19 am
    @CoolerThanMe
    It`s funny that you refer to it as a "beast."
  63. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 5:23 am
    Yeah, someone should be standing to the left :P
  64. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 5:24 am
    Ha
  65. Profile photo of GHudston
    GHudston Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 5:36 am
    It`s hardly subtle! To a british person it might as well be a sign that says "COCK" on it.
  66. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 6:28 am
    I PMSL.
  67. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 6:44 am
    hahahahaha can`t believe this is an actual place.
  68. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    September 16, 2010 at 7:01 am
    Knob
  69. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:09 am
    nooo way
  70. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Come someone explain to the dumb American what is going on?
  71. Profile photo of Lizzy_girl
    Lizzy_girl Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 7:36 am
    GOD I CAN`T BELIEVE THERE`S A PLACE LIKE THIS XDDDDDDDDDD
  72. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 7:49 am
    lol me neither!!!

    (i have no idea what them europeans are talking about)
  73. Profile photo of deadpulse
    deadpulse Female 18-29
    61 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:58 am
    Ha brilliant. For all you americans out there `Bell End` means er basically penis or rather the head of one.
  74. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    September 16, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Hahaha. :D
  75. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2010 at 8:21 am
    It would be even better (in a puerile sI am a racist!ing kind of way) if Bell End was on Lord Hereford`s Knob.


    It`s a real place name.
  76. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:22 am
    the bishops mitre
  77. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 8:23 am
    ohhh i get it now, mushroom tip
  78. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 8:27 am
    I did not know that.
  79. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    XD
  80. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:28 am
    little red riding hood
  81. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
    captain scarlets helmet
  82. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Damn, caught out by IAB`s moronic and annoying censorship and lying again.

    Obviously, I did not write what IAB has falsely attributed to me. That`s the lying part, as lying is part of IAB official policy.

    The moronic part is that IAB is *still* using the simplest possible form of censorship, a totally indiscriminate substring text search. Those are such a joke that they were laughed out of existence everywhere else in the mid 90s.

    Referring to a kind of laughter most commonly associated with rude double entendres and other such childish humour (think Beavis and Butthead) is not racist.

    Hey IAB, here`s a dictionary!

    It`s common business practice to think twice before slandering your customers.
  83. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
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    September 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
    don`t expect the admins to filter through the thousands of comments for racist slurs. just relax, nobody`s stealing your human rights
  84. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 9:45 am
    @angillion:

    I clicked that link, and apparently, "sI am a racist!" does not have a definition lol.
  85. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
    When playing Cranium with my friend once, I had to draw bellbottoms for her to guess, and one of her guesses was `bellend!` screamed as loud as she could. We couldn`t continue the game because we were laughing too hard...
  86. Profile photo of sinisterspid
    sinisterspid Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 9:46 am
    purple helmet
  87. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 9:48 am
    I do agree with Angilion though.

    I can say nigga all day, but if I replace the a with an er, I am a racist apparently.

    Even if the letter string n-i-g-g-e-(you get the drift) is embedded in another word. It`s not really a good form of censorship.

    It should be done with flags. If something is offensive, the users flag it, and the mods review. If it is indeed racist, or offensive, delete/ban.
  88. Profile photo of CC911
    CC911 Female 30-39
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    September 16, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Its a good thing 45 people told us what it means cause I just wasnt getting it... being American and all.
  89. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2010 at 11:14 am
    <sn1ggering>You all get "bell end".</sn1ggering>



  90. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    I wonder if a bunch of dicks live there.
  91. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 16, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    @angillion:

    I clicked that link, and apparently, "sI am a racist!" does not have a definition lol.

    Ah, yes. IAB won`t even allow a link to the definition.

    Even AOL managed better after looking completely stupid by banning all of its customers from seeing any reference to a town in England. Which IAB won`t allow me to name.

    I wouldn`t mind so much if IAB just blanked out stuff with its moronic filter. That would be crap, but not as offensive as changing people`s posts and passing IAB`s changes off as the person`s own words.
  92. Profile photo of mikesex
    mikesex Male 60-69
    120 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Just an address in England; Leeds United Football Club home ground.
    Lot of old english place names predate smutty humour but there are also roostershutt Lane and Pratts Bottom if you`re really into suchlike.
  93. Profile photo of mikesex
    mikesex Male 60-69
    120 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    Filter active; for rooster read ****!
  94. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
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    September 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Hardly subtle...
  95. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    A Bellend is another word for forskin. I know beacuse an English person called me it once...
  96. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    "A Bellend is another word for forskin. I know beacuse an English person called me it once..."
    It means jed head, actually.
  97. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    oh no a rude word
  98. Profile photo of felixtheboat
    felixtheboat Male 60-69
    3 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    no no no look at the shape at the end
  99. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2010 at 12:59 am
    Imagine the shape of a bell.

    A bell end is the head of a penis.
  100. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2010 at 2:35 am
    the bell end is a 7x7 square foot room filled with smarties
  101. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2010 at 5:34 am
    bellend is the head of your dick the part where the jap eye is
  102. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2010 at 6:08 am
    Haha XD Love it
  103. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    September 17, 2010 at 6:38 am
    It`s for when you reach the end of a bell pepper. The British have a special dump for that, usually on the outskirts of town, leeward of the prevailing winds.
  104. Profile photo of Wiggle1111
    Wiggle1111 Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Purple Headed Yogurt Warrior.
  105. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2010 at 7:37 am
    Hahaha. :D
  106. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
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    September 20, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    aww now i get it..ew

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