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Date: 09/10/10 10:02 AM

41 Responses to Florida Bomb Squad Blows Up Cuddly Toy Pony

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Link: Florida Bomb Squad Blows Up Cuddly Toy Pony - Way to go, Florida--you make the rest of America look like geniuses (even Kentucky).
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    sewhitlock5 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:13 am
    poor, poor pony. I wish It showed the childrens reaction to the pony exploded. It would be pretty sad if that pony was some little girls birthday present that their mom or dad dropped of for her. lol
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:28 am
    When the government are the ones blowing up children`s toys you know the terrorists have won...
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:31 am
    If you have ever seen the actions of a group of chimpanzees finding a snake in a tree... that is exactly what this reminds me of.
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I understand that you can "never be too careful" but I think this proves otherwise.
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:16 am
    if i were bomb squad i`d blow random poo up too, but i live in florida, so that`s apparently not saying much.
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    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:19 am
    f**k you too eugenius, what`s wrong with kentucky?
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    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
    71 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:22 am
    You know they totally just wanted to explode something ridiculous. It was soo cuuuute :3
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:36 am
    Why chance it and besides we get to blow s**t up!
  10. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Blow that sh*t up!
  11. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:41 am
    you just know that guy in the bomb suit felt like an ass walking up to blow the beejeezus out of the pony.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:45 am
    it blowed up real good, lol!

    Poor kid will never leave any of her toys unattended again, I`m betting.
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:49 am
    And now they owe some child a new toy. Hopefully no kids saw that; seeing Mini Mr. Ed blown to pieces could be traumatizing.
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    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    wow! indeed
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    SKULLMAN Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Officer: Sir, we have a situation.

    Captain: What is it?

    Officer: There`s a toy pony in the street near a school. We think some crazy person has planted a bomb in it! What should we do?

    Captain: No, WE are gonna blow it up. NOBODY BLOWS UP TOY PONIES BUT US GODDAMMIT!!
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Awesome!
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    poor pony
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    IT`S OFFICIAL !!!... AMERICAS PARANOID!!!...

    too many bombsquaders on high alert together with boredom will lead to colateral damage and friendly fire...don`t say we didn`t warn ye!
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    Woo I live in Orange county :D My county`s bomb squad is pro, blowing up stuffed animals :3
  20. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    I like when they show the ripped up corpse after blowing it up and someone had tagged in red around it so it looks even more gruesome.
  21. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    What the f-ck is up with Florida? There`s always something with them.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Hmmm...cuddly pony toy, elementary school within walking distance....

    ITS A BOMB >:D
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    WOOOOW!
  24. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    yet if it was a bomb and it blew 5children to kingdom come it would have been a stupid decision to not blow it up.

    there are 2 reasons why it can be there. a kid left it there, or its left as lure for kids by a psychopath. there are 2 things you can do, ignore it or blow it up.

    blow it up and if it`s nothing you look stupid
    blow it up and if it`s a trap people just got spared the same fate as that horse
    ignore it and if it`s nothing everything is fine
    ignore it and if it`s a drating trap you get to scrape pieces of child off of everything instead of just a toy horse

    they can only choose the ignore or not part. and looking at the 2 outcomes each of the decision that can be made has, i think this was the best.

    i hope everyone that mocks what happened here dies or gets maimed for life when something else got ignored and turned out to be a goddamn bomb.
    bloody idiots.
  25. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    kralmir, should everything get blown up just in case its a bomb?
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Wait what? Blow up an explosive!? Whaaat? Surely that would... because it`s....REALLY!?
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Serving the public interest, nothing for the police to be ashamed of.
  28. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    This does seem pretty stupid, but its better safe than sorry. There was a pipe bomb found by a child in a primary school over here a few days ago, so you never really know what some people are capable of.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    Awww. poor pony!
  30. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    That was awesome, the bomb squad probably just wanted to spice up the day.
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    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Did they really think someone would put an explosive device in the middle of a cul-de-sac?
    even if the horse was packed full of C-4 the blast radius would not have reached the sidewalk. This is a victory for whoever put the horse there.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    wtf? why are we suddenly hating on Kentucky.
  33. Profile photo of aprilkayyy
    aprilkayyy Female 18-29
    34 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    Personally, I think it`s better safe than sorry. A pony in the middle of the road, with visible `wires` hanging from the belly? There ARE sick people out there. Besides, it was pretty awesome.
  34. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    What did My Little Pony ever do to you :(
  35. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    Oh, holy hell...
    When I take my girlfriend to the airport at the end of the month, I`m going to leave my ancient Teddy Ruxpin in the garage, with the battery compartment open.
  36. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    Well, we had some spare C-4, so...
  37. Profile photo of ds99
    ds99 Male 40-49
    13 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I.E.D. - Improvised Explosive Destrier. LOL.
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    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Hmm... In our town near a local restaurant they called in the bomb squad to come look at a cylindrical thing they found on the ground next to a dumpster. They didn`t blow it up, but finally determined it was a flashlight.........
  39. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Mother-"billy! it`s time to come eat dinner!!"
    Billy- "AwWW mom i was playin with my pony!!"
    Mother- "you can play with your pony later now move it!!"

    Billy- "Where`s my pony?"
  40. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 12:15 am
    Well wait a second if you were a criminal wouldn`t it be a good idea to put it next a elementary school and disguise it like that? Plus it did look kind of suspicious sitting in the middle of the street, a place where a child would not be playing with it...
  41. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Gumby never DID like Pokey very much!

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