Flies: They Suck At Jokes [Pic]

Submitted by: Naz14 7 years ago in Weird

Especially when it comes to poop.
There are 87 comments:
Female 320
I would break rule 2 if I said again what I think of fatninja. Either contribute or don`t.
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Male 325
I can vouch for fatninja. I`ve watched Fatninja`s career with great interest. And typically, his posts are 2-3 words. Often with an exclamation mark. And coupled with the picture of the surprised kitty-cat, it`s funny. Like, there`ll be a gross picture, and then there`s the surprised kitty-cat, and it says, "That`s gross!"

I like these posts. They make me laugh. So, fatninja ftw!
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Female 1,236
Poop AND vomit in one cartoon? You`ve outdone yourself IAB!
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Male 127
Oh man, scrolling down I can tell I missed something probably even funnier than the post itself -- Kinda like flipping channels and just missing the end of some ghetto paternity test on Maury. Thanks Fatninja01, haha
Oh! And this cartoon is pretty funny too!
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Male 99
lmao what the phucks going on..

oh..hmm.. i see.. well ive come to the conclusion that i should be made a moderator, due to the sheer badassery of my personality, and im "awesome man!, awesomer than most!"
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Male 3,076
haha the cartoon was funny as hell but the comments was much more entertaining!
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Male 25,416
Message to 5Cats: I have so many posts because i actually respond to every post that gets aired here except games. I have been on IAB for 4 years now! so thats how i get so many posts, i didnt just have a general banter on allot of posts, seriously search the older posts you will find my name in there
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Male 703
Also, how many people on here are on during the workday? I`m just doing some quick maths on FatNinja`s comment times, seems to be ~10.30am and 3.30pm AusTime I think?
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Male 703
Haha awesome how FatNinja can go nuts in the first (15?) comments, then bail for a while and when he returns, the conversation is still about him! Thread crimes DO pay!
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Male 25,416
Alright well that being said, internet trolling is only good if its contructive, that was a pathetic attempt! glad the mods saw the humour in it! have fun!
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Male 25,416
ALright, lets get it straight it was nothing insulting and nothing of any real importance it was merely being the first post then realising noone what posting i then decided to carry on and kinda got carried away with the moment, as no one else had posted, i was not stopping any arguements and merely creating my own form of entertainment when i was bored, Thus IAB was a venture to the unknown and amusing, now most people were not offended by the large amount of posts and the little knock knock joke was amusing. Im a bit annoyed they deleated the Im first post, post. But at least they left the I love IAB, SO full of lols with that. Now Pmarren, i understand i was taking the attention away from you and its quite viable, its the internet it will happen, TO assume firsty i have a sister and then secondly im engaging in acts of that nature is so pathetic. ITs really shows how much of a little child you really are, Its not internet trolling if its so blatent and irrelavant!
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Male 3,915
fatninja!! i missed you! oh you and your midnight return!
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Male 25,416
Hey it wasnt anything offensive, just general banter! o stopped tho!
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Male 11
Haha, I hope he tipped the delivery boys
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Male 7,830
madest, im with you, green is the sh*t.
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Male 5,189
Id prefer green too. Not for the power just greens a better color. xD
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Male 3,915
fraction of comments about pic: 5/70

lol...oops....5/71

i wish my name was green...then i would be happy forever!
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Male 599
i lol`ed
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Female 1,571
Haha, yes :)
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Female 3,598
and BTW the cartoon was funny as hell haha!
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Female 3,598
Mods take things so seriously... :-D
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Male 838
Ok, I wanna know how many different types of drugs went in to the making of this cartoon.
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Male 1,598
I like what you did there
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Female 1,329
In retrospect Fatninja was brilliant. He came in, stirred things up, and left pretty damn near quiet. He is most definitely a ninja in that regard.
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Male 5,413
Haha yummy
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Male 4,807
Oh, and just wait til Fatninja comes back from where ever he is and sees what he has done.

The bastard!!
(opps, I just broke rule #2)
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Male 7,378
Don`t forget Fancy`s Assistant!
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Male 4,807
I personally think green is one hell of a color.
It really stands out.

So far I think I`ve only seen Madest and cobra in green.
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Male 2,688
I agree madest... But maybe its not close enough to Christmas to go pulling out the green red motif just yet.
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Female 2,120
Oh god, that was horrible.
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Male 7,378
I don`t want to be red. I like being green. But to think that my color somehow diminishes my contribution is absurd, they`re not paying attention.
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Male 2,238
You got it, butcher. :)

And yeah Baal, that seems like a fair, logical way to do things. Pretty colours! :D
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Male 4,546
I think we should mod people based on their positions in this conversation so that they go red/green/red/green all the way through.
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Male 15,510
*grabs popcorn*
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Male 4,546
This conversation has a much bigger red + green : blue ratio to the usernames than most.
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Male 4,807
Madest.. I think what trp is getting at is kinda like a "bored meeting or a CEO conference"

The regulars in any industry do not need to be part of managements decision making, however, this is a kick a$$ thread.
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Male 2,238
Because you aren`t a site mod. We always give new mods a bit of time in the seat to see what they are made of, and to see whether or not we`ve made a bad decision in bringing them in. Then they get upgraded to site mods.
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Male 7,378
yeah well why don`t I have access to site mods?
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Male 2,238
[quote] segregated back water area where we`re not considered equals.[/quote]
How is that? Your opinion holds just as much weight as mine, or any of the other mods, in the place you`re refering to.
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Male 7,378
No I think the people like reading this. I commented here to keep this post alive. You want to take this to the "proper place" but the proper place is a segregated back water area where we`re not considered equals.
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Male 2,238
So, you`d rather I delelted the post? Or just left it unanswered? You mentioned it, I replied.
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Female 1,329
I do believe I found my favorite post of the day!
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Male 7,378
...and you point that out in the forums.
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Male 2,238
And that concern of yours will be discussed, Madest. But in the proper place. Not out in the forums.
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Male 7,378
I think fatninja should be elevated to mod status. We need someone here early to counter the true spammers.
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Male 2,238
Baal, good job.

To all those asking why his posts were deleted, its first posting and spamming all rolled into one. If I was in Baal`s position, I would have given Mr. Ninja at least a week off. That`s how first posters are usually treated.

I guess he`s lucky Baal saw it first :)
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Female 51
I thought rule #4 was "anonymous is legion"... :P
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Male 2,056
i have no idea what any of the rules are
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Male 4,807
#4 = don`t ask about the rules beyond #3
(I`m pretty sure of that)
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Male 4,546
You know what. I`m curious what the room thinks rules #4 through 20 are?
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Male 1,452
gorgack is as funny as putting your family dog to sleep
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Male 1,587
this is a fantastic comment thread. Now, to understand it...
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Male 4,807
Now I`m really really curious about #4-#20 ?

Thank god it`s slow at work today. This is the most fun I`ve had in the comment section in a long long time!!

I heart IAB !
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Male 40,739
Hey, fatninja1 didn`t get those 8226 posting by doing them one at a time, eh?
The comments are funnier than the cartoon :) I love IAB!
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Male 4,546
I hate this job....


Gradde: Yeah I giggled too.
Butcher: 2 is personal attacks. :P
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Male 3,915
lol a1butcher...

lol at the comment page and

LOL AT THE PIC!

sheesh...having Fatninja involved in some sort of IAB scandal is like hearing that nice teacher you had in grade school got arrested.....or the retarded kid down the block...
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Male 4,680
FATNINJA FOR IAB MODERATOR
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Male 4,807
Baal>
"It is actually rule #1 of minor offences.
Mass messaging is #3."

Now I`m really curious about what #2 is?
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Male 628
The irony of it all, fatninja`s posts were deleted for there him putting too many posts, and the majority of the posts since have been about his posts. The whole thing was completely pointless!!! lol
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Male 2,552
>Baal
Wait, so deleting "First!"-posts is the "first" rule of minor offences here?

*snickers*
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Female 3,001
LOL the comments were way funnier than the actual post, brilliant :D
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Female 9,572
wtflol.
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Male 225
lol, awesom
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Male 122
i`m confused
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Male 1,547
Let the mod war commence!
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Male 7,830
wow, none of these comments are about the comic. way to steal the spotlight fatninja.
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Male 4,807
I love IAB !
I love fatninja too !!
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Male 2,229
Drama on IAB comment board? Well I`ll be...
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Male 4,546
Madest:
"First!" posts are *always* deleted when spotted.

It is actually rule #1 of minor offences.
Mass messaging is #3.

If Fatninja thinks I made a mistake, he`s free to email me, as are you.
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Male 39,904
@Stelly shhhhhhhhhh! dont` tell them. it`ll drive Madest crazy to NOT know!
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Male 317
lol they left the "I love IAB!" comment...

If anyone wants to know, it was about 15 posts in a row saying random things but nothing vulgar, including a knock knock joke (every line as a separate post), and a post complaining about not being a mod.
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Male 1,043
Why would`nt Fatninja`s behaviour be unnacceptable?:S
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Female 3,726
OK...I guess I`ll never say "I love IAB"...wow
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Male 7,378
Baal, There was no reason to delete his comments. Save the mod actions for spammers please.
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Male 566
dang i missed it
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Male 6,693
Now thats just nasty. What did I miss with the whole fatninja thing ?
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Male 7,378
Why were his comments deleted?
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Male 39,904
@Fatninja01 - good drugs last night?
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Male 4,546
Fatninja: You`re lucky someone is about to delete your post chain before one of the strict mods notices. :P

Maybe go sit on the naughty step for a while. :P
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Male 47
it apers fat ninja was bored and now he isnt well done IAB another statisfied customer.
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Male 4,593
Hey fatninja, Shut the f*ck up and go screw your sister some more.
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Male 707
NEVER STOP FATNINJA01!!! NEVER
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Male 7,378
How is it not acceptable?
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Male 535
.... WTF Fatninja?
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Male 533
How is Fatninja`s behavior acceptable? Mods?
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Male 25,416
I love IAB!
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Female 1,571
Link: Flies: They Suck At Jokes [Pic] [Rate Link] - Especially when it comes to poop.
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