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Date: 09/28/10 06:01 AM

87 Responses to Flies: They Suck At Jokes [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:28 am
    Link: Flies: They Suck At Jokes - Especially when it comes to poop.
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:12 am
    I love IAB!
  3. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:24 am
    How is Fatninja`s behavior acceptable? Mods?
  4. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:25 am
    .... WTF Fatninja?
  5. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:35 am
    How is it not acceptable?
  6. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:37 am
    NEVER STOP FATNINJA01!!! NEVER
  7. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:40 am
    Hey fatninja, Shut the f*ck up and go screw your sister some more.
  8. Profile photo of BuzzKillingt
    BuzzKillingt Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:48 am
    it apers fat ninja was bored and now he isnt well done IAB another statisfied customer.
  9. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:52 am
    Fatninja: You`re lucky someone is about to delete your post chain before one of the strict mods notices. :P

    Maybe go sit on the naughty step for a while. :P
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:53 am
    @Fatninja01 - good drugs last night?
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Why were his comments deleted?
  12. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
    Now thats just nasty. What did I miss with the whole fatninja thing ?
  13. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:02 am
    dang i missed it
  14. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Baal, There was no reason to delete his comments. Save the mod actions for spammers please.
  15. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:10 am
    OK...I guess I`ll never say "I love IAB"...wow
  16. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:12 am
    Why would`nt Fatninja`s behaviour be unnacceptable?:S
  17. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:15 am
    lol they left the "I love IAB!" comment...

    If anyone wants to know, it was about 15 posts in a row saying random things but nothing vulgar, including a knock knock joke (every line as a separate post), and a post complaining about not being a mod.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:18 am
    @Stelly shhhhhhhhhh! dont` tell them. it`ll drive Madest crazy to NOT know!
  19. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Madest:
    "First!" posts are *always* deleted when spotted.

    It is actually rule #1 of minor offences.
    Mass messaging is #3.

    If Fatninja thinks I made a mistake, he`s free to email me, as are you.
  20. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Drama on IAB comment board? Well I`ll be...
  21. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:00 am
    I love IAB !
    I love fatninja too !!
  22. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:08 am
    wow, none of these comments are about the comic. way to steal the spotlight fatninja.
  23. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Let the mod war commence!
  24. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:54 am
    i`m confused
  25. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:00 am
    lol, awesom
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:07 am
    wtflol.
  27. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:10 am
    LOL the comments were way funnier than the actual post, brilliant :D
  28. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:18 am
    >Baal
    Wait, so deleting "First!"-posts is the "first" rule of minor offences here?

    *snickers*
  29. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:31 am
    The irony of it all, fatninja`s posts were deleted for there him putting too many posts, and the majority of the posts since have been about his posts. The whole thing was completely pointless!!! lol
  30. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
    Baal>
    "It is actually rule #1 of minor offences.
    Mass messaging is #3."

    Now I`m really curious about what #2 is?
  31. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:03 am
    FATNINJA FOR IAB MODERATOR
  32. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:06 am
    lol a1butcher...

    lol at the comment page and

    LOL AT THE PIC!

    sheesh...having Fatninja involved in some sort of IAB scandal is like hearing that nice teacher you had in grade school got arrested.....or the retarded kid down the block...
  33. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:24 am
    I hate this job....


    Gradde: Yeah I giggled too.
    Butcher: 2 is personal attacks. :P
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31764 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Hey, fatninja1 didn`t get those 8226 posting by doing them one at a time, eh?
    The comments are funnier than the cartoon :) I love IAB!
  35. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Now I`m really really curious about #4-#20 ?

    Thank god it`s slow at work today. This is the most fun I`ve had in the comment section in a long long time!!

    I heart IAB !
  36. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:35 am
    this is a fantastic comment thread. Now, to understand it...
  37. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:45 am
    gorgack is as funny as putting your family dog to sleep
  38. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    You know what. I`m curious what the room thinks rules #4 through 20 are?
  39. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    #4 = don`t ask about the rules beyond #3
    (I`m pretty sure of that)
  40. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    i have no idea what any of the rules are
  41. Profile photo of Fated
    Fated Female 30-39
    51 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    I thought rule #4 was "anonymous is legion"... :P
  42. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Baal, good job.

    To all those asking why his posts were deleted, its first posting and spamming all rolled into one. If I was in Baal`s position, I would have given Mr. Ninja at least a week off. That`s how first posters are usually treated.

    I guess he`s lucky Baal saw it first :)
  43. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    I think fatninja should be elevated to mod status. We need someone here early to counter the true spammers.
  44. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    And that concern of yours will be discussed, Madest. But in the proper place. Not out in the forums.
  45. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    ...and you point that out in the forums.
  46. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1216 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I do believe I found my favorite post of the day!
  47. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    So, you`d rather I delelted the post? Or just left it unanswered? You mentioned it, I replied.
  48. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    No I think the people like reading this. I commented here to keep this post alive. You want to take this to the "proper place" but the proper place is a segregated back water area where we`re not considered equals.
  49. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    segregated back water area where we`re not considered equals.
    How is that? Your opinion holds just as much weight as mine, or any of the other mods, in the place you`re refering to.
  50. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    yeah well why don`t I have access to site mods?
  51. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Because you aren`t a site mod. We always give new mods a bit of time in the seat to see what they are made of, and to see whether or not we`ve made a bad decision in bringing them in. Then they get upgraded to site mods.
  52. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Madest.. I think what trp is getting at is kinda like a "bored meeting or a CEO conference"

    The regulars in any industry do not need to be part of managements decision making, however, this is a kick a$$ thread.
  53. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    This conversation has a much bigger red + green : blue ratio to the usernames than most.
  54. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    *grabs popcorn*
  55. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    I think we should mod people based on their positions in this conversation so that they go red/green/red/green all the way through.
  56. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    You got it, butcher. :)

    And yeah Baal, that seems like a fair, logical way to do things. Pretty colours! :D
  57. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    I don`t want to be red. I like being green. But to think that my color somehow diminishes my contribution is absurd, they`re not paying attention.
  58. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Oh god, that was horrible.
  59. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I agree madest... But maybe its not close enough to Christmas to go pulling out the green red motif just yet.
  60. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I personally think green is one hell of a color.
    It really stands out.

    So far I think I`ve only seen Madest and cobra in green.
  61. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Don`t forget Fancy`s Assistant!
  62. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Oh, and just wait til Fatninja comes back from where ever he is and sees what he has done.

    The bastard!!
    (opps, I just broke rule #2)
  63. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Haha yummy
  64. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1216 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    In retrospect Fatninja was brilliant. He came in, stirred things up, and left pretty damn near quiet. He is most definitely a ninja in that regard.
  65. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    I like what you did there
  66. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Ok, I wanna know how many different types of drugs went in to the making of this cartoon.
  67. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Mods take things so seriously... :-D
  68. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    and BTW the cartoon was funny as hell haha!
  69. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Haha, yes :)
  70. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    i lol`ed
  71. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    fraction of comments about pic: 5/70

    lol...oops....5/71

    i wish my name was green...then i would be happy forever!
  72. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    madest, im with you, green is the sh*t.
  73. Profile photo of zombees
    zombees Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    Haha, I hope he tipped the delivery boys
  74. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    Hey it wasnt anything offensive, just general banter! o stopped tho!
  75. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    fatninja!! i missed you! oh you and your midnight return!
  76. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    ALright, lets get it straight it was nothing insulting and nothing of any real importance it was merely being the first post then realising noone what posting i then decided to carry on and kinda got carried away with the moment, as no one else had posted, i was not stopping any arguements and merely creating my own form of entertainment when i was bored, Thus IAB was a venture to the unknown and amusing, now most people were not offended by the large amount of posts and the little knock knock joke was amusing. Im a bit annoyed they deleated the Im first post, post. But at least they left the I love IAB, SO full of lols with that. Now Pmarren, i understand i was taking the attention away from you and its quite viable, its the internet it will happen, TO assume firsty i have a sister and then secondly im engaging in acts of that nature is so pathetic. ITs really shows how much of a little child you really are, Its not internet trolling if its so blatent and irrelavant!
  77. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Alright well that being said, internet trolling is only good if its contructive, that was a pathetic attempt! glad the mods saw the humour in it! have fun!
  78. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Haha awesome how FatNinja can go nuts in the first (15?) comments, then bail for a while and when he returns, the conversation is still about him! Thread crimes DO pay!
  79. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 28, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    Also, how many people on here are on during the workday? I`m just doing some quick maths on FatNinja`s comment times, seems to be ~10.30am and 3.30pm AusTime I think?
  80. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 2:53 am
    Message to 5Cats: I have so many posts because i actually respond to every post that gets aired here except games. I have been on IAB for 4 years now! so thats how i get so many posts, i didnt just have a general banter on allot of posts, seriously search the older posts you will find my name in there
  81. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 2:55 am
    haha the cartoon was funny as hell but the comments was much more entertaining!
  82. Profile photo of RubixCuban
    RubixCuban Male 18-29
    99 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 9:04 am
    lmao what the phucks going on..

    oh..hmm.. i see.. well ive come to the conclusion that i should be made a moderator, due to the sheer badassery of my personality, and im "awesome man!, awesomer than most!"
  83. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:15 am
    Oh man, scrolling down I can tell I missed something probably even funnier than the post itself -- Kinda like flipping channels and just missing the end of some ghetto paternity test on Maury. Thanks Fatninja01, haha
    Oh! And this cartoon is pretty funny too!
  84. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Poop AND vomit in one cartoon? You`ve outdone yourself IAB!
  85. Profile photo of Howler81
    Howler81 Male 30-39
    320 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    I can vouch for fatninja. I`ve watched Fatninja`s career with great interest. And typically, his posts are 2-3 words. Often with an exclamation mark. And coupled with the picture of the surprised kitty-cat, it`s funny. Like, there`ll be a gross picture, and then there`s the surprised kitty-cat, and it says, "That`s gross!"

    I like these posts. They make me laugh. So, fatninja ftw!
  86. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 2:21 am
    I would break rule 2 if I said again what I think of fatninja. Either contribute or don`t.

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