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Date: 09/09/10 08:03 AM

46 Responses to Fat Guy And The Hostage Standoff [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Link: Fat Guy And The Hostage Standoff - We don`t know much about what went on here, but what we can tell it that it was one of the most awesomest nights ever.
  2. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Look at those abs
  3. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Hes in a wheel chair. How much trouble can he be. I guess he s parked in a regular parking spot.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:08 am
    merry f`n christmas
  5. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Just shoot him.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:29 am
    They though he was a Robot or something
  7. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Who`s the hostage, the fat guy or the wheel chair?
  8. Profile photo of Chinchilla9
    Chinchilla9 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:40 am
    This town has WAY too many stop signs.
  9. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:43 am
    robot: dis-assemble, dis-assemble

    wheelchair: no dis-assemble.
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:50 am
    what`d he do? rob a buffet?
  11. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:56 am
    hes in a wheel chair and he has a prosthetic leg...
    why?
  12. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:59 am
    That`s gotta suck living there, look at it! THREE STOP SIGNS IN A ROW?!?!


    ....madness
  13. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:05 am
    First Contact?
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:18 am
    i would love to see that guy just DESTROYED by rubber bullets and bean bags.....
  15. Profile photo of DexterRiley
    DexterRiley Male 40-49
    21 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
    I think he accidently swallowed a bomb thinking it was a box of Oreos.
  16. Profile photo of sbr
    sbr Male 30-39
    34 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:25 am
    Thats at the Wytheville post office.
  17. Profile photo of KyleD2303
    KyleD2303 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Story here
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:32 am
    I bet he robbed the Dunkin` Donuts across the street from police headquarters
  19. Profile photo of KyleD2303
    KyleD2303 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:33 am
    ...and a better picture.

  20. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:40 am
    hahaha! "Taylor`s only demand was for pizza."
  21. Profile photo of Piechartepic
    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:48 am
    LoL...just-LoL
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:50 am
    kyleD2303`s pic made me lol.
  23. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Yeah what the drat is with all the stop signs?

    It`s like Stop. Stop! STOP!
  24. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    lol that`s a lot of stop signs...
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:32 am
    "He told his hostages he was angry over taxes, Barack Obama and big government."

    %$#&@!!! teabagger.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Nice link duffy.

    Fair and impartial. I like it!
  27. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "Taylor also claimed that he lost his leg in military combat and that his son was killed while serving in the Middle East. The U.S. Attorney’s Office, however, couldn`t find any evidence confirming either claim."
    link

    You know what the #1 cause of leg amputation in America is? Diabetes. Look how fat that lying sack of sh*t is.
  28. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:44 am
    He didn`t rob that Dunkin` Donuts, it was legit...BUT he didn`t get his effin` receipt!! Stop, Stop, STOP or the cream filled gets it!!
  29. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:49 am
    hey it`s mr. plinkett
  30. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:12 am
    "After about nine hours of negotiations, where
    >>>Taylor’s one demand was a pizza<<<..."

    "Taylor – a convicted sex offender with an attempted murder conviction on his record—was >>>ruled competent to stand trial<<< on a string of federal charges.
    He will be sentenced on July 29 in Roanoke."

    I bet he`s a diabetic that forgot to eat or he drank. I really think this guy was shafted and the only thing that should stick is his being in possession of weapons.

    The was similar case here in Dearborn where a dude both drank and did not eat. While at a mall, his erratic behavior caused a disagreement with his wife who then let him drive off alone.
    From there, he ended up running from the police for no reason who shot him to death.
  31. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
    "hey it`s mr. plinkett"

    this
  32. Profile photo of Chinchilla9
    Chinchilla9 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    And all he wanted was a f*cking PIZZA??!!?? You can`t make this stuff up.
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    After some searching, I found the source of this. Source
  34. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    rrriot van!
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    what the!
  36. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    *robotic voice*
    Nobody move, or the big guy gets it!
  37. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    Nothing on the TV that night?
  38. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:27 am
    I swear he`s holding a sausage and not a gun?
  39. Profile photo of GeFeldz
    GeFeldz Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:22 am
    WTF, a fat guy in a wheelchair holding a sausage requires a riot van, lot`s of SWAT and a bomb robot?
    Does he have gas THAT bad, or what?
  40. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 8:20 am
    That`s a pretty dismal looking Main Street.
  41. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:17 am
    This photo is weirder than it first looks. Their are three stop signs on the right meaning there are three cross streets in the photo. The farthest stop sign looks like it is directly in front of the house but that wouldn`t make sense. And look at the left window of the house. If the cops decide to shoot the fat guy, the bullets might hit the person looking out the window.
  42. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Photoshop much?
  43. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    worst shop ever. look at the lighting.
  44. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 12:55 am
    They take sign stealing very seriously over there.
  45. Profile photo of Skillet89
    Skillet89 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Worst photo shop ever. Three stop signs, one street sign right in front of the house. And if they shot the fat guy, as Cartunze said, the bullets would probably hit the person looking out the window.
  46. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    well youse ain`t gettin` a pizza roll!

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