Fat Guy And The Hostage Standoff [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

We don"t know much about what went on here, but what we can tell it that it was one of the most awesomest nights ever.
There are 46 comments:
Male 120
well youse ain`t gettin` a pizza roll!
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Male 72
Worst photo shop ever. Three stop signs, one street sign right in front of the house. And if they shot the fat guy, as Cartunze said, the bullets would probably hit the person looking out the window.
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Female 535
They take sign stealing very seriously over there.
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Male 107
worst shop ever. look at the lighting.
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Male 221
Photoshop much?
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Male 840
This photo is weirder than it first looks. Their are three stop signs on the right meaning there are three cross streets in the photo. The farthest stop sign looks like it is directly in front of the house but that wouldn`t make sense. And look at the left window of the house. If the cops decide to shoot the fat guy, the bullets might hit the person looking out the window.
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Male 506
That`s a pretty dismal looking Main Street.
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Male 135
WTF, a fat guy in a wheelchair holding a sausage requires a riot van, lot`s of SWAT and a bomb robot?
Does he have gas THAT bad, or what?
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Male 1,067
I swear he`s holding a sausage and not a gun?
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Female 1,048
Nothing on the TV that night?
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Male 137
*robotic voice*
Nobody move, or the big guy gets it!
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Male 25,416
what the!
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Male 2,056
rrriot van!
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Male 17,512
After some searching, I found the source of this. Source
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Female 89
And all he wanted was a f*cking PIZZA??!!?? You can`t make this stuff up.
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Male 10,339
"hey it`s mr. plinkett"

this
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Male 5,608
"After about nine hours of negotiations, where
>>>Taylor’s one demand was a pizza<<<..."

"Taylor – a convicted sex offender with an attempted murder conviction on his record—was >>>ruled competent to stand trial<<< on a string of federal charges.
He will be sentenced on July 29 in Roanoke."

I bet he`s a diabetic that forgot to eat or he drank. I really think this guy was shafted and the only thing that should stick is his being in possession of weapons.

The was similar case here in Dearborn where a dude both drank and did not eat. While at a mall, his erratic behavior caused a disagreement with his wife who then let him drive off alone.
From there, he ended up running from the police for no reason who shot him to death.
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Male 120
hey it`s mr. plinkett
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Male 153
He didn`t rob that Dunkin` Donuts, it was legit...BUT he didn`t get his effin` receipt!! Stop, Stop, STOP or the cream filled gets it!!
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Male 5,194
"Taylor also claimed that he lost his leg in military combat and that his son was killed while serving in the Middle East. The U.S. Attorney’s Office, however, couldn`t find any evidence confirming either claim."
link

You know what the #1 cause of leg amputation in America is? Diabetes. Look how fat that lying sack of sh*t is.
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Male 10,339
Nice link duffy.

Fair and impartial. I like it!
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Male 5,194
"He told his hostages he was angry over taxes, Barack Obama and big government."

%$#&@!!! teabagger.
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Female 533
lol that`s a lot of stop signs...
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Male 10,339
Yeah what the drat is with all the stop signs?

It`s like Stop. Stop! STOP!
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Female 9,402
kyleD2303`s pic made me lol.
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Male 83
LoL...just-LoL
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Male 232
hahaha! "Taylor`s only demand was for pizza."
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Male 55
...and a better picture.

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Male 37,898
I bet he robbed the Dunkin` Donuts across the street from police headquarters
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Male 55
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Male 34
Thats at the Wytheville post office.
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Male 21
I think he accidently swallowed a bomb thinking it was a box of Oreos.
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Male 3,915
i would love to see that guy just DESTROYED by rubber bullets and bean bags.....
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Male 886
First Contact?
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Male 71
That`s gotta suck living there, look at it! THREE STOP SIGNS IN A ROW?!?!


....madness
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Male 833
hes in a wheel chair and he has a prosthetic leg...
why?
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Male 37,898
what`d he do? rob a buffet?
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Female 2,509
robot: dis-assemble, dis-assemble

wheelchair: no dis-assemble.
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Female 89
This town has WAY too many stop signs.
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Male 5,413
Who`s the hostage, the fat guy or the wheel chair?
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Male 15,510
They though he was a Robot or something
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Male 5,194
Just shoot him.
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Female 654
merry f`n christmas
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Male 6,694
Hes in a wheel chair. How much trouble can he be. I guess he s parked in a regular parking spot.
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Male 2,441
Look at those abs
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Male 19,873
Link: Fat Guy And The Hostage Standoff [Pic] [Rate Link] - We don`t know much about what went on here, but what we can tell it that it was one of the most awesomest nights ever.
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