Fat Cat Squeezes Through The Cat Flap

Submitted by: NotAllowed 7 years ago in Funny

Looks like someone needs to go on a diet.
There are 57 comments:
Male 225
@fromportugal The news I`ve read says European obesity rates are starting to surpass American obesity rates. As usual us Americans do something and the rest of the world tries to follow.
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Male 301
a cat will try to fit its body through any hole it can fit its head into
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Female 463
I love he kinda pokes his head threw before he makes an attempt to go through, like he`s thinking: "Uhh...not so sure about this..ah f*ck it!"
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Male 304
thats a fat cat, i bet his North American and not European.. LOL
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Male 49
oh pmarren. . . I think I actually cried a little bit from laughing too hard. Thank you
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Male 8
Haha awhh, and to add to the humiliation he got his paw stuck on the rug afterwards.
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Male 258
did i or did i not fit??

diet my ass...
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Female 118
aww poor kitty
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Female 61
:( I just wanted someone to stop taping him, and help! Even though he is so cute, animal obesity is very bad!
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Male 256
my god that was frustrating!!! Just help the gd fat cat and get some special formula cat food! F`ker!
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Male 234
Isn`t it amazing how cheap people can be? How they don`t want to spend a few extra bucks so they don`t have to line the cat door with lube.
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Male 2,402
Aww poor kitty. Go get some vasline and line the cat door with some!
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Female 1,008
He sounds so disgruntled at the end.XD
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Male 476
ya fatty!
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Female 322
Don`t you just love these people who film their pets in distress instead of helping them?
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Female 124
Awww man, I thought the text said "Fat Cat SNEEZES through the cat flap." I was thoroughly disappointed.

But still, that kitty was cute, though. Mildly entertaining.
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Male 263
Can I haz Cheezburger? No, goes on a dietz.
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Male 25,416
wow, american cat for sure!
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Male 91
I love pussys :)
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Female 535
Biff. What a suitable name.
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Male 417
@pmarren you should really clean the sand out of your vag today.
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Male 12
B.I.F.F. Bone-idle fat drata
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Male 104
There is so much innuendo in this its unreal
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Male 914
American cat must lay off the hot potckets
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Female 1,435
grip slap grip slap slap griiip slap slap. aww poor kitty they should accommodate for his size! damn humanz
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Male 480
@volsunga: garfield references are never funny
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Male 4,593
I bet that grotesque thing would have made it through a bit faster had I been on the other side of the door with a tazer and a baseball bat.

That disgusting goddam cat would have probably even clogged my wood-chipper.

Cats = Suck
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Male 14
they should have put those fly traps sheets or whatever they`re called on the floor. not a mat.
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Female 4,039
c`mon Davy - it was you, wasn`t it.
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Male 1,547
trying to figure out whether a Garfield reference would be funny or not... probably not...
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Male 1,587
the little kitty that could! alternatively, the sumo kitty who could! the tiny "meows" are adorable tho.
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Female 407
awwwwe i want it
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Male 111
you deserve it, you fatass american cat
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Male 2,004
could have been worst, that cat could have been chased by a horny male cat
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Male 12,138
Prolly bullsh*t, but makes for a good story.

Similar thing happened (apparently) to a friend of my brother`s who went to Spain on vacation. Two buddies, taking a shortcut through a back alley while heading back to the hotel one night. As they were both extremely drunk, one of them decided it would be a great idea to crawl into a clothes bank or dumpster of some kind. Anyways, fella got stuck just like this cat, and couldn`t get in or out, no matter how much his mate pushed or pulled.

So his buddy went to fetch help, and came back some minutes later. Only to find his mate, still stuck in the clothes bank/dumpster, had been vicously raped in the ass.

Yeah, I know, urban legend and all that. But imagine if it were true... ew.

Either that, or his buddy "going to fetch help" did the old "fading away footsteps" thing before turning around, dropping his pants and having some fun.

Hey, what goes in Spain, stays in Spain.
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Male 592
Awww. He`s halfway there and goes all; meow. <3

Cutie. ^. ^
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Female 446
awwwwwwwwwwwwww :3 fat cats are the best cats!
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Male 4,014
Awwww, he was fat!
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Male 2,424
Even our cats are fat! *Cry cry*
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Male 14,331

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Male 6,693
Error. Try again later. Ho hum. . .
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Male 337
No one can help you now!
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Female 233
"We don`t have a cat flap, our cat just sits outside looking sad until we let her in (sometimes if we don`t notice her she starts trying to climb the window :D). "


Cool Story Bro.
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Female 61
that door just gave birth to a cat!
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Male 748
We don`t have a cat flap, our cat just sits outside looking sad until we let her in (sometimes if we don`t notice her she starts trying to climb the window :D).
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Female 4,039
Mmmmmmmmgrrrrttnnnnttt......POP!
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Male 812
That cat didn`t become fat by itself.. This is animal cruelty I tell ya!
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Female 2,509
@seastone

It was a joke. Tongue in cheek.
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Female 612
"Why do they always make these holes to damn small!?"

Because cats are capable of fitting through extremely small spaces. Their collarbones are attached to muscles, not other bones, so they can be expected to fit through any hole the size of their head. Even though that was a ridiculously fat cat, he still fit, didn`t he? Eventually, anyways. If the holes were bigger, there would potentially be other animals coming through who were less desirable, like raccoons.
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Male 594
Fat Kitteh!
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Male 258
did i or did i not fit??

diet my ass...
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Male 15,510
That is the orange version of my girlfriends cat
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Male 3,915
i have a fat orange cat named biffy too!!
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Male 163
Let me guess, the cat is American, right?
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Female 2,509
Why do they always make these holes to damn small!?
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Male 1,505
This would make a great laxative ad.
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Female 525
Link: Fat Cat Squeezes Through The Cat Flap [Rate Link] - Looks like someone needs to go on a diet.
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