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Date: 09/02/10 09:02 AM

58 Responses to Fat Cat Squeezes Through The Cat Flap

  1. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Link: Fat Cat Squeezes Through The Cat Flap - Looks like someone needs to go on a diet.
  2. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:13 am
    This would make a great laxative ad.
  3. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Why do they always make these holes to damn small!?
  4. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Let me guess, the cat is American, right?
  5. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:21 am
    i have a fat orange cat named biffy too!!
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:28 am
    That is the orange version of my girlfriends cat
  7. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:29 am
    did i or did i not fit??

    diet my ass...
  8. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:35 am
    Fat Kitteh!
  9. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:38 am
    "Why do they always make these holes to damn small!?"

    Because cats are capable of fitting through extremely small spaces. Their collarbones are attached to muscles, not other bones, so they can be expected to fit through any hole the size of their head. Even though that was a ridiculously fat cat, he still fit, didn`t he? Eventually, anyways. If the holes were bigger, there would potentially be other animals coming through who were less desirable, like raccoons.
  10. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:39 am
    @seastone

    It was a joke. Tongue in cheek.
  11. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:52 am
    That cat didn`t become fat by itself.. This is animal cruelty I tell ya!
  12. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Mmmmmmmmgrrrrttnnnnttt......POP!
  13. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:58 am
    We don`t have a cat flap, our cat just sits outside looking sad until we let her in (sometimes if we don`t notice her she starts trying to climb the window :D).
  14. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:06 am
    that door just gave birth to a cat!
  15. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:25 am
    "We don`t have a cat flap, our cat just sits outside looking sad until we let her in (sometimes if we don`t notice her she starts trying to climb the window :D). "


    Cool Story Bro.
  16. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:32 am
    No one can help you now!
  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Error. Try again later. Ho hum. . .
  18. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:42 am

  19. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Even our cats are fat! *Cry cry*
  20. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Awwww, he was fat!
  21. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:04 am
    awwwwwwwwwwwwww :3 fat cats are the best cats!
  22. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:24 am
    Awww. He`s halfway there and goes all; meow. <3

    Cutie. ^. ^
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:34 am
    Prolly bullsh*t, but makes for a good story.

    Similar thing happened (apparently) to a friend of my brother`s who went to Spain on vacation. Two buddies, taking a shortcut through a back alley while heading back to the hotel one night. As they were both extremely drunk, one of them decided it would be a great idea to crawl into a clothes bank or dumpster of some kind. Anyways, fella got stuck just like this cat, and couldn`t get in or out, no matter how much his mate pushed or pulled.

    So his buddy went to fetch help, and came back some minutes later. Only to find his mate, still stuck in the clothes bank/dumpster, had been vicously raped in the ass.

    Yeah, I know, urban legend and all that. But imagine if it were true... ew.

    Either that, or his buddy "going to fetch help" did the old "fading away footsteps" thing before turning around, dropping his pants and having some fun.

    Hey, what goes in Spain, stays in Spain.
  24. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:36 am
    could have been worst, that cat could have been chased by a horny male cat
  25. Profile photo of fabbatruffs
    fabbatruffs Male 18-29
    111 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:38 am
    you deserve it, you fatass american cat
  26. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:53 am
    awwwwe i want it
  27. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:59 am
    the little kitty that could! alternatively, the sumo kitty who could! the tiny "meows" are adorable tho.
  28. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 11:59 am
    trying to figure out whether a Garfield reference would be funny or not... probably not...
  29. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    c`mon Davy - it was you, wasn`t it.
  30. Profile photo of floppydisk35
    floppydisk35 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    they should have put those fly traps sheets or whatever they`re called on the floor. not a mat.
  31. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    I bet that grotesque thing would have made it through a bit faster had I been on the other side of the door with a tazer and a baseball bat.

    That disgusting goddam cat would have probably even clogged my wood-chipper.

    Cats = Suck
  32. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    @volsunga: garfield references are never funny
  33. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    grip slap grip slap slap griiip slap slap. aww poor kitty they should accommodate for his size! damn humanz
  34. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    American cat must lay off the hot potckets
  35. Profile photo of heresjonny
    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    There is so much innuendo in this its unreal
  36. Profile photo of cA7d09
    cA7d09 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    B.I.F.F. Bone-idle fat drata
  37. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    @pmarren you should really clean the sand out of your vag today.
  38. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    Biff. What a suitable name.
  39. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    I love pussys :)
  40. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    wow, american cat for sure!
  41. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Can I haz Cheezburger? No, goes on a dietz.
  42. Profile photo of HoneyPunch
    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
    124 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Awww man, I thought the text said "Fat Cat SNEEZES through the cat flap." I was thoroughly disappointed.

    But still, that kitty was cute, though. Mildly entertaining.
  43. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    Don`t you just love these people who film their pets in distress instead of helping them?
  44. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    ya fatty!
  45. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    He sounds so disgruntled at the end.XD
  46. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    Aww poor kitty. Go get some vasline and line the cat door with some!
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm
    I love animal obesity ^_^
  48. Profile photo of SwayzeCrazy4
    SwayzeCrazy4 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Isn`t it amazing how cheap people can be? How they don`t want to spend a few extra bucks so they don`t have to line the cat door with lube.
  49. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    my god that was frustrating!!! Just help the gd fat cat and get some special formula cat food! F`ker!
  50. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:34 am
    :( I just wanted someone to stop taping him, and help! Even though he is so cute, animal obesity is very bad!
  51. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:59 am
    aww poor kitty
  52. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:26 am
    did i or did i not fit??

    diet my ass...
  53. Profile photo of PsiloSilence
    PsiloSilence Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:26 am
    Haha awhh, and to add to the humiliation he got his paw stuck on the rug afterwards.
  54. Profile photo of TastyNuggetz
    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    oh pmarren. . . I think I actually cried a little bit from laughing too hard. Thank you
  55. Profile photo of FromPortugal
    FromPortugal Male 18-29
    304 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    thats a fat cat, i bet his North American and not European.. LOL
  56. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    I love he kinda pokes his head threw before he makes an attempt to go through, like he`s thinking: "Uhh...not so sure about this..ah f*ck it!"
  57. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    a cat will try to fit its body through any hole it can fit its head into
  58. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 8:26 am
    @fromportugal The news I`ve read says European obesity rates are starting to surpass American obesity rates. As usual us Americans do something and the rest of the world tries to follow.

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