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Facebook Really Needs Comma Check [Pic]

That”s some grandpa you have there, Robby.

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Date: 09/29/10 09:49 AM

104 Responses to Facebook Really Needs Comma Check [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19250 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 9:56 am
    Link: Facebook Really Needs Comma Check - That`s some grandpa you have there, Robby.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Considering how freakin bad his spelling is already, I`m guessing Robby has already survived a few commas.
  3. Profile photo of FuryCradle
    FuryCradle Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
    he didn`t only need a comma but also to remove the a before man
  4. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9308 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
    Oh wow.
  5. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
    No comma necessary, public sex and gay sex were both on his bucket list. The man`s runnin` out of time. He`s gotta mix some things if he wants to get everything in.
  6. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAHAHAHAHAa BBBABAAHAHAHA!!!!!
  7. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
    I HATE when people talk like a dipsh*t. Really, I mean, how hard is it to type the whole fxcking word out correctly.
  8. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:06 am
    hahahaha
  9. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:07 am
    ha ha ha
  10. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:08 am
    lmao

    coma=comma

    too funny
  11. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:09 am
    lemon partyy yay
  12. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Bahahahahahaha
  13. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
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    September 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Even if he used a comma, how is "drating a man" an expression?
  14. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Wow, Robby`s an idiot.
  15. Profile photo of Star_Beast
    Star_Beast Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:12 am
    Let him go Mason, it`s more dramatic that way.. :O
  16. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:14 am
    im starting to wonder if some of these are staged
  17. Profile photo of RickDagless
    RickDagless Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:14 am
    this is too retarded to be real, funny though
  18. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 10:15 am
    I can`t work out what it should be. It sounds wrong wherever I put the comma!
  19. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:17 am
    I agree with bataleon27. I`m not sure what it would be, even with a comma in. :/
  20. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:18 am
    @bataleon its supposed to be "dratin` A!, man; tonight..."
  21. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:18 am
    it should be, "I have to watch him. dratin-a man, tonight is gonna suck."
  22. Profile photo of westycuffs
    westycuffs Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 10:39 am
    No amount of commas are going to be any help here.

    You need an apostrophe.
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    34223 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:45 am
    Yeah, have to figure some are staged, they`re just so... obvious?
  24. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 10:57 am
    sounds like he`s joining in... he mentions he`s gonna suck... what a considerate young man
  25. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:01 am
    are people really this stupid?
    apparently, they are.
  26. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:05 am
    this has to be fake.
  27. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2034 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Robby`s a drating retard.
  28. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:31 am
    wow robby, you should have stayed in school
  29. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:36 am
    I think I might`ve dated a Robby. They`re pretty to look at.
  30. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:42 am
    It`s too bad Robby`s grandpa was dying and not Robby himself.
  31. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:45 am
    uh.. how does the comma help? where does it go?
  32. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:52 am
    ...Stay in school, kids!
  33. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5094 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:54 am
    Oh... my...
  34. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 11:56 am
    @mts2457: Observe, the status rewritten with punctuation:

    At the hospital and my grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. F***in-a, man, tonight is gonna suck.
  35. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    At the hospitel, n my granpa is still sick, n i have to watch him, dratin a man tonite is gunna suck

    @mts2457: I see what you mean....he`s just an idiot.
  36. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    OR:

    At the hospitel n my granpa is still sick, n i have to watch him dratin a man tonite, its gunna suck
  37. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    it probably would suck having to watch your grandpa screw a man
  38. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I dated a blonde just like this in high school. Just like beccab86 said. OMG she was so fine. Just bumb as a box of hammers.
  39. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    for those of you who don`t know, it should look like

    "f*ckin a, man tonite is gonna suck"

  40. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Yeah who cares. Basically these people need to go back to school or die.
  41. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    why is it people`s intelligence seems to decrease proportionally with facebook usage? or do you think its just genes... hmmm prob genes.
  42. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    sounds to me Robby is not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
  43. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Just goes to show, with a name like mts2457, you`d think you weren`t a scumbag.
  44. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I am unwillingly visiting the facility of the ill and I have the unjust responsibility of monitoring my parental unit`s father as he has sexual encounters with another male in my presence. This evening is expected to be highly unpleasant.
  45. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    At least Mason didn`t recommend grandpa needs a semi-colon!
  46. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah omfg I actually PMSL!!!
  47. Profile photo of ViiZedek
    ViiZedek Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    oh...wow... i tohught i knew some dumb people...after seeing this, i think i was wrong.
  48. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17512 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    That gave me a good laugh for a few minutes. :-)
  49. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    I am always afraid of going into a comma and never comming out
  50. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    The emotional stress is screwin wit hisf*ckin mind bro f
    *ckin a man sure would be hard for him man.
  51. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    haha is this for real?
  52. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    bahahahahaha XD
  53. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    hahaha this is mad funny
  54. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    this one deserves two:
  55. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    I`m going to remember this everytime I put a comma in a sentence.
  56. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    hahahaha this is pretty funny i must say.
  57. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    @cajun247 could not have said it any better myself...
  58. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Epic facelpalm time!
  59. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    @ Taylor: Could you make your picture just a wee bit bigger, I can`t see it!

    Thanks!
  60. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
  61. Profile photo of ruy-guy
    ruy-guy Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    putting a comma there wouldnt change anything?
  62. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    ...this just makes me really depressed.
  63. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    robbie is a tard
  64. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Facebook: Keeping priorities straight
  65. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Sometimes I wonder what the world looks like to people like this.
  66. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    @ruy-guy

    Yes it would, it sounds like he`s saying "F*cking a man", but if there was a comma, it would be "F*ckin A, man". Note the pause...
  67. Profile photo of nachoseller
    nachoseller Male 13-17
    45 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    retard
  68. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    This is pure gold.
  69. Profile photo of zombees
    zombees Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Lucky he didn`t tell him a period would help here,

    Robbie: How would grandpa be dratin a man if he`s on his period?
  70. Profile photo of Flying_cow_
    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
    120 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    LOL!!! Ah, I`m always surprised how much humor I get from the stupidity of others...
  71. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Robby is obviously an English professor
  72. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    WOw, thats just difficult!
  73. Profile photo of Chidori-san
    Chidori-san Female 18-29
    105 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    It was funny when I was trying to correct his grammar after reading Mason`s comment, but it became hilarious when I read Robby`s reply.
  74. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2427 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    I hope Robby doesn`t breed.
  75. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    God bless America.
  76. Profile photo of Reedman
    Reedman Male 13-17
    28 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I`d like to meet Robby. Then punch him in the face several times.
  77. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    This was hilarious. Then it got more hilarious. Almost like the "my goatee isn`t stupid" guy.
  78. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3563 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Anyone who says "F*ckin a" and then "man" and doesn`t realize how they change when put together deserves the hilariously low respect they don`t even know they`re getting.
  79. Profile photo of DogSoldier
    DogSoldier Male 18-29
    87 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    One can short of a six-pack...the cheese slid of his cracker a looong time ago.

    Someone bless America..
  80. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2148 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    I think this is fake, but I won`t point that out because I am not a buzzkill.
  81. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    that was drating brilliant, the status was funny enough and the comments made it. fake or not still awesome
  82. Profile photo of Tirassi
    Tirassi Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    Wow. Couldn`t breathe there for a second. Fake or not, it was funny.
  83. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    LOL @ Eldavo... lol
  84. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    lol oh wow his response is the rare exception for a grammar error
  85. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
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    September 29, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    I hate when people write in that ghetto style. I automatically assume it is a person of limited intelligence.
  86. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 29, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    LOL
    SOO FAAAKE BUT SOO FUNNNYY lol!!
  87. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    @SCfan- That`s not an unreasonable assumption. I generally assume the same thing when a person doesn`t know the difference between a comma and a coma.
  88. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    September 29, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    Robby dumb.
  89. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 4:47 am
    ahahahahahah. i hope this is real :`)
  90. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    438 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 5:14 am
    I helped my friend Jack off his horse.
    I helped my friend Jack, off his horse.
  91. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:18 am
    quack_stud - that`s the example for capitalisation. Not a comma.

    I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.
    I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.
  92. Profile photo of Kaylia
    Kaylia Female 18-29
    41 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 7:11 am
    @mykeUK

    When speaking that phrase its a matter of commas....You don`t say "capitol U and capitol J" when speaking
  93. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
    if ii was Robby`s grand pa.. this is not the idiot i`d want watchin me lol (kinda makes yu wanna put unnecessary commas in places lol)
  94. Profile photo of fuad119
    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Sadly Robby is a dumbass...
  95. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Kaylia....we are obviously talking about reading words....can you hear me saying this right now? you better not be...because i`m not saying it...i`m typing it...and you`re reading it....now stop it!.

    ...seriously it`s getting weird...it`s not like i`m going to put anything interesting at the end of this post.......okay i might....or might not....the point is if you`re still reading...Snape kills Dumbledore
  96. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    September 30, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    reminds me of the old "woman without her man is nothing"
  97. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    September 30, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    stop using the term `f*cking a` and you will realise that everything just works (:
  98. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 12:38 am
    Robby is so stupid
  99. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    October 1, 2010 at 12:53 am
    I hope someone put Robby into a comma.
  100. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
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    October 1, 2010 at 5:59 am
    I wonder what`s it`s like in a comma?
  101. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
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    October 1, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Poor grammar. Poor spelling. Uses the term "F**king A".

    Public education at its finest.
  102. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    October 1, 2010 at 11:40 am
    At least being in a comma is better than being on a period.
    Ba-dum-tshh.
    I`m sorry. ._.
  103. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    October 6, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    I hope Robby has to help his uncle Jack off a horse next week.
  104. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm

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