Facebook: More Creepy Family Affairs [Pic]

Submitted by: MrSilk 6 years ago Funny

One of the many reasons not to add your mom to Facebook.
There are 69 comments:
Female 8
Clearly there`s no such thing as getting remarried.
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Male 7
I didnt know you had to put in your real name on a facebook profile ....
I also didnt know that people can change their last names ...
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Male 1
lol fake and gay all the last names are different )-|
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Male 10
LOL. oviously not, I think YOU`RE 50 and that YOURE deprived of sex! ;-)
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Male 221
How can you post that on facebook? For hundreds of people to see! She`s probably like 50 and deprived of sex.
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Female 8
Wow, we actually broke 40k. Win.
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Male 10
Sorry 18+ only ;-)
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Male 117
I want in.
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Male 699
trollololol?
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Male 10

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Male 6
Nothing to see here folks. Move along!
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Male 422
@Piepig
Maybe she has to get up at 5:30? Is that why she said hopefully she`ll get a good night sleep? Of course now the pieces are coming together!(Trolling intended)
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Male 1,523
Why does she say 5:30 is coming fast, when she posted it at 9:50? o.o
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Female 857
And I always thought it was so the kid could keep things hidden from the parent... looks like now it`s the other way around
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Male 137
And the best part is I got molested out of this!

Wait... what?
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Male 3,915
again.....this is why i told my mom to her face that i will not accept her friend requests and never intend to so don`t ask...
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Female 8
All we need now is my mother.
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Male 10
Its a reunion on IAB! I`m bring everyone together?? :-p
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Male 37,914
and a spoiler button
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Female 587
I always wondered if the people "featured" on Failbook ever see themselves on other sites.
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Male 6,694
Moms gotta get some too.
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Male 5,094
Jos10, Corduroy89, tell your mom she`s internet famous, and say hi from me.
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Female 8
I`m assuming it was Tyler who put this up. Thanks for letting me know to change my privacy settings before I was e-mailed with a dozen random PMs on my Facebook account, you douche lol.
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Female 8
OMG, Josten, we made it onto IAB! LMAO, this is why you`re my brother. Mom was good for something entrtaining, after all :D
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Male 4,290
Wait... Jos10 the IAB member = Josten who can`t unsee this?

Hi five your dad from me mate.
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Male 1,067
My mum just puts loads of unfunny alcohol references and power packs for some treasure island game
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Male 2,424
What they really need is a fake facebook where moms can go.

It will look like real facebook, and for a fee, a representative can post things pretending to be you, to help maintain the illusion. Mom will be happy on fake facebook.

Meanwhile, on real facebook, you can post about bubble butts and sticky weed, and never wish to unsee moms sexual habbits.
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Male 6
Love you, mom ;)
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Male 599
They DO already have a dislike button... it`s called getting rid of friends. I`m sure if you un-friend your own mother she might get the idea.
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Female 3,828
they seriously DO need a dislike button
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Female 5,222
uh..
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Female 533
come on this wasnt even that bad. I mean it`s not like she went into great detail or anything
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Male 351
"Hah exactly why I do not add my parents, albeit I hope that this doesn`t happen in the first place."


honestly? i intend to still be drating 40, hopefully 80years from now. just because the children are bastards(I`m looking at you here) doesn`t mean i have to stop having a life to please them.
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Male 2,441
Hah exactly why I do not add my parents, albeit I hope that this doesn`t happen in the first place.
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Male 312
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 5,608
@MauserTM
I kept looking at her breast like she was food. It freaked them out...
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Male 1,222
So CodeJockey, why again did your parents leave you?
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Male 182
Sorry Ginnie must be remarried. her new last name is "Nichols"
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Male 182
Looks like the McLamb`s are all there. Ginnie, Josten and Courtney.
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Male 5,608
Sorry guy, I was an orphan so, I probably can`t appreciate it the same way but, I find it really funny that people won`t accept the idea that sometime their dad may actually ass-ram their mom and she`ll like it.
Perhaps it`s that, as an outsider, I can see the actual source of Courtney`s statement is that she had just imagined being in Ginnie`s place (on top of Dad,) and now feels guilty for it.
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Female 117
Add tyler adle and ginnie nichols to such lists
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Male 5,608
Ginnie: "So, there I was at a party and...
...I was so high... ...I ended up in a back room.
I had a guy in each orifice at the safe time... ...the third time I came, I blacked out but, they
just kept banging away until I came too, came and
blacked out again... ...I was covered in spunk...
...my rear was sore for two days... God! That was
so much fun! So, Courtney, that`s how you were
born."

Courtney: "*Long inhale then, exhale through nose* F*ck you, Mom."
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Female 117
i have found Lizziey Jones... Courtney McLamb and Josten McLamb
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Male 25,416
wow, so wrong!
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Male 907
Hello Tyler Adle.
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Male 3,756
Lizziey Jones is right.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I`m sorry, IAB. I love you :) Use me! My body is your comedic vessel! [/quote]
Dude, sounds like your dad already used your mom`s body as a ves... nah, we`ll give you a break - embarrassing enough thanks to your "buddy" Tyler there!
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Male 205
How many people called "just to chat" over the next 30 minutes, and how many actually stopped by? Because, oh, no, they didn`t see that post!
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Male 325
Lizziey is clearly a Jones. Not blurry enough.
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Male 2,748
lol... i will never add my parents...
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Female 316
The only people who would be oogied out by this are the ones not getting any themselves...or they`re extremely prudish and frigid. Get over it! Jeez!
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Male 10
LOL, we can now enjoy being memes! btw, we can put me out there too www.facebook.com/tyleradle
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Male 6
NO! F U! F U IAB! You`ve ruined my life! I`m leaving the country and changing my name!

I`m sorry, IAB. I love you :) Use me! My body is your comedic vessel!
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Male 12,138
Don`t worry about it Jos, we`re all friends here. And it`s not THAT emabrassing, with any luck this`ll stay below 40,000 hits.
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Male 6
Well...emmmmbarrassing. When you said you`d add this I took it as more of a..."haha wouldn`t it be cool if we did this but actually NOT do it."
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Male 10,845
Geez when you put it that way:
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Female 2,352
Facebook all over-shares and stupidity.
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Male 10
LOL! This one is mine! (I`m the guy saying LOL!!)
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Male 10
LOL! T
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Male 1,378
AHHAHAHAHAHHA FACEBOK HAHAHAHA
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Male 2,796
I forgot... parents are not allowed to have sex anymore.
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Female 1,101
Mh, strange that it`s the kids complaining about their Moms obscene Facebook posts and not the other way around!
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Male 4,807
Why do kids get all uppity bout this kind of stuff...

*thinks of his mum and dad*

oh yea
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Male 294
Ahh Facebook. Brings out the true you.
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Male 976
lizziey Jones... I can read that name clearly.
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Female 1,148
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,652
My aunts do this and my cousin facebooks while intoxicated. I should start keeping screenshots.
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Male 2,549
They`re mean, I`m glad that they`re not mine.
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Male 10
Link: Facebook: More Creepy Family Affairs [Pic] [Rate Link] - One of the many reasons not to add your mom to Facebook.
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