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Date: 09/08/10 10:01 AM

100 Responses to Epic Koi Is Gonna Be Good Eating, Maybe [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Link: Epic Koi Is Gonna Be Good Eating, Maybe - HOLY CARP!
  2. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Gonna need a superball for that one.
  3. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:20 am
    That thing looks heavier than 30lbs.
  4. Profile photo of Mirokufan
    Mirokufan Male 13-17
    77 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:22 am
    That fish looks like it could kill me with just it`s tail...O.O
  5. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:28 am
    I hope he didn`t kill it. That fish would be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to a collector.
  6. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:29 am
    *FLUSH* ...... "MOM wait he`s not really dead"
  7. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Magicarp!
  8. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:38 am
    Magicarp uses Splash
  9. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Holy giant goldfish. I want a bunch of those. Alive and in a clear pond.
  10. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:54 am
    LOL
    SPLASH
  11. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:56 am
    "Rapheal got an even bigger shock when, after training his newfound carp to fight animals, it transformed into a huge blue sea serpent. The animal then proceeded to swallow his owner alive and rampaged in Japan before being killed by godzilla."
  12. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:56 am
    He needs to evolve it into a Gyarados asap.
  13. Profile photo of DraxxorT
    DraxxorT Male 18-29
    78 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:04 am
    To those who are comparing this fish to a Pokémon: it`s spelled M-a-g-i-k-a-r-p. With a "k." I know this is nit-picky, but that doesn`t make it less true.
  14. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:07 am
    DraxxorT-
    THANK YOU :D
  15. Profile photo of Trochaos
    Trochaos Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Doesn`t his right fingers seeems too small than normal??
  16. Profile photo of Trochaos
    Trochaos Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:08 am
    oohh i mean left :D
  17. Profile photo of jv71
    jv71 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:15 am
    gorgack2000 "Rapheal got an even bigger shock when, after training his newfound carp to fight animals, it transformed into a huge blue sea serpent. The animal then proceeded to swallow his owner alive and rampaged in Japan before being killed by godzilla."

    FTW
  18. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:26 am
    Get the oil ready cause its time to have a fish fry !
  19. Profile photo of InvaderTiger
    InvaderTiger Female 18-29
    55 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:29 am
    ... is that his knee down there? And what`s up with his right hand? Those are some seriously massive fingers.
  20. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:32 am
    MMMMMmmmm. Tastes like how an aquarium smells.
  21. Profile photo of crashgirl88
    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:34 am
    It`s BEAUTIFUL!!
  22. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Wow, it looks fake! No, I`m not that person calling photoshop, it just looks so unreal, doesn`t it?
  23. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:41 am
    throw it back! throw it back!
  24. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:43 am
    his drating left hand(right side for us) is huge and there is no way his torso can bend that way considering where his knee is (you can see it right under his stupid huge ass fingers)

    someone enlarged the damn fish but didn`t remove the fingers first. and added that random guys head. normally i enjoy a good shop but this one got so little effort put in that it just pisses me off.
  25. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:43 am
    That fish is freaky looking. o.o

  26. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:44 am
    Hahahaha! Yeah. So many things wrong, so little time....
  27. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:48 am
    you should have seen the one that bit the bait before this one. It was 5 times as big with even nicer colours. Too bad it got away.
  28. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Did somebody get tired of their goldfish and flush it?
  29. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Looks fake..........
  30. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    it looks like an inflatable toy.
  31. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    i call shenanigans
  32. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Fake.......he could not hold that..fish flop and are slippery...gotta hold em by the gills!
  33. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    IF it is real that thing is worth a ton of cash, alive.
  34. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    Darn, the poster beat me to "Holy Carp!"
  35. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!!?!
  36. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    "Fake.......he could not hold that..fish flop and are slippery...gotta hold em by the gills!"

    Not to mention it`d still probably be pretty wriggly at that point.
  37. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    Maybe I will let my mom put that in her backyard pond with her other koi
  38. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Damn! I`ve caught sea bass that were about that size. They put up a hell of a fight. And yes, lukgeezy. You can hold them like that.
  39. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Koi catching dude is kinda hot.
  40. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    i read about this earlier...the frenchie threw it back in the water after posing for the pic
  41. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Hot guy+awesome ass fish= I am in love???
  42. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    wwwoooooooooooo, thats big.
  43. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Awesome
  44. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    @ManicRapture

    FIGH YOU FOR THEM :3
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I need a bigger fishbowl
  46. Profile photo of SealTears
    SealTears Female 13-17
    12 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Holy carp indeed! That`s terrifying!
  47. Profile photo of Arsis
    Arsis Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    "A wild Magikarp appeared!"
  48. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    woah woah woah woah woah......there`s no way that`s 30 lbs! i`m calling BS!

    ...it`s probably 47.5 and he was just being modest...
  49. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    @Arsis
    Release it, it takes forever to train it :/
  50. Profile photo of Draygg
    Draygg Male 13-17
    32 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    TRAIN IT TO LEVEL 20 AND GET A GARADOS :D
  51. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    now that`s a goldfish, or is it golden fish?
  52. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    THats insame but its true!
  53. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    I swear those things are worth some serious money when they`re regular size?
  54. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Damn... Magikarp is lookin beastly!
  55. Profile photo of rickpat
    rickpat Male 13-17
    30 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Dray its level 30
  56. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    holy carp!
  57. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    for someone holding such a large fish he isn`t even struggling
  58. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    That`s some goldfish, I`d keep it as a pet
  59. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Looks... fake to me.
  60. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    CoffeeDiiva - It`s only 30 pounds.
  61. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I think I have one of those in my fish tank.
  62. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Looks fake to me too, justeazy. Can any say where it`s from?
  63. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    Fake. Totally fake. I could go on and on about all the ways this is fake.
  64. Profile photo of mathgirl12
    mathgirl12 Female 13-17
    117 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    nothing that large only weighs 30 lbs.
  65. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    this`d be cool if it was real
  66. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    What the fuuuu....
  67. Profile photo of FauxFox
    FauxFox Male 18-29
    71 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    I believe it, just look at these mofos sunfish
  68. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Yeah I also think it´s fake, but if not, he better be putting it back in the water. Those things can get you a fortune when they´re small and have beautifull. This oney HUGE. I don´t what the japanese are going to pay for that.
  69. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Magikarp!
  70. Profile photo of DanteChief
    DanteChief Female 13-17
    100 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    How is that thing not beating the s#*! out of him if it`s so real?
  71. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    fish can get big, it`s totally possible
  72. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    is it wrong that I`m not even focusing on the fish but rather how hot the man who is holding it is?
  73. Profile photo of TheLemur
    TheLemur Male 18-29
    98 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    It then immediately turned into this
  74. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Raphael uses Master Ball. It is super effective!
  75. Profile photo of snidwid
    snidwid Male 13-17
    117 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    I would train it till it evolved into Garados
  76. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    @KittenCereal: Nope, I was too.
  77. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Snidwid, good luck with that man. Splash sucks dong.
  78. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    His fingers seem to be really large... I hate to say it... shopped?
  79. Profile photo of mee2
    mee2 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    Naw, not shopped. Look at it`s back fin...
  80. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    It`s only 30 lbs?
  81. Profile photo of Rheaonon
    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    Koi can get huge, but good eating? no, not at all, this compaired to a good yellow fin tuna is like a hotdog compaired to a good t-bone or filet minon
  82. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    damnit someone already jumped on a magikarp joke...
  83. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    Holy Toledo! There are a few collectors who would pay a couple of grand in the Asian market for such.
  84. Profile photo of ruez
    ruez Male 18-29
    113 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:01 am
    @DanteChief
    yes, it`s effing big, but the guy wont be hurt at all, or anyone for that matter, because apparently -

    But nothing happened!
  85. Profile photo of god_zito
    god_zito Male 18-29
    11 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:14 am
    Is that a pokemon???
  86. Profile photo of Golden1
    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:18 am
    @KittenCereal
    You beat me to that comment!
  87. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Koi eat you!
  88. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:11 am
    This would be worth a small fortune to koi breeders. Although orange is not a sought after colour, the size is just amazing.
  89. Profile photo of Lizamaphone
    Lizamaphone Female 18-29
    35 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:04 am
    I hate to be the one to call "shopped" but...

    do his fingers look unnaturally big to anyone else?
  90. Profile photo of haru0_0san
    haru0_0san Female 18-29
    43 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:37 am
    Fake
  91. Profile photo of weallshineon
    weallshineon Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    IT`S A SCAM!
    I knew he looked familiar!
  92. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    His face just said
    "Good fishing today brah"
  93. Profile photo of Lilou88
    Lilou88 Female 18-29
    112 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    OMG Magikarp!
  94. Profile photo of TadnJess
    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    Carp can get that big. But they are muck dwellers and bottom feeders leading to very poor tasting meat. Also, being as stated above the amounts of heavy metals (mercury, arsenic, nickle ect..) in this fish`s fat would probably make it inedible anyway. Probably should just get it mounted and sell it to a rod shop.
  95. Profile photo of pyrrhios
    pyrrhios Male 30-39
    185 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    fake.
  96. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    @weallshineon- hyperlink FAIL.
  97. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    now make it turn into garados!!
  98. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Magikarp, use splash attack!
  99. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Giant. Goldfish.

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