Epic Koi Is Gonna Be Good Eating, Maybe [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

HOLY CARP!
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Male 65
Giant. Goldfish.
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Male 312
Magikarp, use splash attack!
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Male 257
now make it turn into garados!!
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Male 842
@weallshineon- hyperlink FAIL.
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Male 185
fake.
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Male 147
Carp can get that big. But they are muck dwellers and bottom feeders leading to very poor tasting meat. Also, being as stated above the amounts of heavy metals (mercury, arsenic, nickle ect..) in this fish`s fat would probably make it inedible anyway. Probably should just get it mounted and sell it to a rod shop.
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Female 112
OMG Magikarp!
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Female 2,120
His face just said
"Good fishing today brah"
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Male 15
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Female 43
Fake
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Female 35
I hate to be the one to call "shopped" but...

do his fingers look unnaturally big to anyone else?
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Female 250
This would be worth a small fortune to koi breeders. Although orange is not a sought after colour, the size is just amazing.
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Female 509
Koi eat you!
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Female 123
@KittenCereal
You beat me to that comment!
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Male 11
Is that a pokemon???
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Male 113
@DanteChief
yes, it`s effing big, but the guy wont be hurt at all, or anyone for that matter, because apparently -

But nothing happened!
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Male 2,402
Holy Toledo! There are a few collectors who would pay a couple of grand in the Asian market for such.
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Male 191
damnit someone already jumped on a magikarp joke...
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Male 363
Koi can get huge, but good eating? no, not at all, this compaired to a good yellow fin tuna is like a hotdog compaired to a good t-bone or filet minon
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Male 348
It`s only 30 lbs?
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Male 20
Naw, not shopped. Look at it`s back fin...
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Female 737
His fingers seem to be really large... I hate to say it... shopped?
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Male 236
Snidwid, good luck with that man. Splash sucks dong.
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Male 5,189
Just read this is the new paper last night. I pictured the fish a little smaller. That`s crazy.
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Female 452
@KittenCereal: Nope, I was too.
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Male 117
I would train it till it evolved into Garados
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Female 1,593
Raphael uses Master Ball. It is super effective!
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Male 98
Female 956
is it wrong that I`m not even focusing on the fish but rather how hot the man who is holding it is?
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Male 699
fish can get big, it`s totally possible
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Female 100
How is that thing not beating the s#*! out of him if it`s so real?
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Male 291
Magikarp!
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Male 107
Yeah I also think it´s fake, but if not, he better be putting it back in the water. Those things can get you a fortune when they´re small and have beautifull. This oney HUGE. I don´t what the japanese are going to pay for that.
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Male 71
I believe it, just look at these mofos sunfish
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Male 1,371
What the fuuuu....
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Female 94
this`d be cool if it was real
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Female 117
nothing that large only weighs 30 lbs.
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Female 709
Fake. Totally fake. I could go on and on about all the ways this is fake.
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Female 318
Looks fake to me too, justeazy. Can any say where it`s from?
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Male 795
I think I have one of those in my fish tank.
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Male 722
CoffeeDiiva - It`s only 30 pounds.
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Male 137
Looks... fake to me.
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Female 857
That`s some goldfish, I`d keep it as a pet
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Female 1,604
for someone holding such a large fish he isn`t even struggling
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Male 965
holy carp!
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Male 30
Dray its level 30
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Male 1,598
Damn... Magikarp is lookin beastly!
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Male 1,067
I swear those things are worth some serious money when they`re regular size?
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Male 25,417
THats insame but its true!
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Male 2,229
now that`s a goldfish, or is it golden fish?
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Male 32
TRAIN IT TO LEVEL 20 AND GET A GARADOS :D
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Female 2,120
@Arsis
Release it, it takes forever to train it :/
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Male 3,915
woah woah woah woah woah......there`s no way that`s 30 lbs! i`m calling BS!

...it`s probably 47.5 and he was just being modest...
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Male 15
"A wild Magikarp appeared!"
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Female 12
Holy carp indeed! That`s terrifying!
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Male 15,510
I need a bigger fishbowl
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Female 299
@ManicRapture

FIGH YOU FOR THEM :3
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Female 1,623
Awesome
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Male 1,357
wwwoooooooooooo, thats big.
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Female 682
Hot guy+awesome ass fish= I am in love???
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Male 233
i read about this earlier...the frenchie threw it back in the water after posing for the pic
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Female 375
Koi catching dude is kinda hot.
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Male 1,625
Damn! I`ve caught sea bass that were about that size. They put up a hell of a fight. And yes, lukgeezy. You can hold them like that.
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Male 2,441
Maybe I will let my mom put that in her backyard pond with her other koi
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Male 812
"Fake.......he could not hold that..fish flop and are slippery...gotta hold em by the gills!"

Not to mention it`d still probably be pretty wriggly at that point.
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Male 1,043
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!!?!
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Male 151
Darn, the poster beat me to "Holy Carp!"
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Male 554
IF it is real that thing is worth a ton of cash, alive.
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Male 606
Fake.......he could not hold that..fish flop and are slippery...gotta hold em by the gills!
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Female 2,927
i call shenanigans
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Female 1,043
it looks like an inflatable toy.
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Male 2,893
Looks fake..........
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Male 7,378
Did somebody get tired of their goldfish and flush it?
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Male 275
you should have seen the one that bit the bait before this one. It was 5 times as big with even nicer colours. Too bad it got away.
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Male 4,745
Hahahaha! Yeah. So many things wrong, so little time....
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Female 2,352
That fish is freaky looking. o.o

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Male 351
his drating left hand(right side for us) is huge and there is no way his torso can bend that way considering where his knee is (you can see it right under his stupid huge ass fingers)

someone enlarged the damn fish but didn`t remove the fingers first. and added that random guys head. normally i enjoy a good shop but this one got so little effort put in that it just pisses me off.
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Female 2,509
throw it back! throw it back!
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Female 798
Wow, it looks fake! No, I`m not that person calling photoshop, it just looks so unreal, doesn`t it?
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Female 200
It`s BEAUTIFUL!!
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Male 1,815
MMMMMmmmm. Tastes like how an aquarium smells.
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Female 55
... is that his knee down there? And what`s up with his right hand? Those are some seriously massive fingers.
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Male 6,694
Get the oil ready cause its time to have a fish fry !
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Male 23
gorgack2000 "Rapheal got an even bigger shock when, after training his newfound carp to fight animals, it transformed into a huge blue sea serpent. The animal then proceeded to swallow his owner alive and rampaged in Japan before being killed by godzilla."

FTW
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Male 3
oohh i mean left :D
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Male 3
Doesn`t his right fingers seeems too small than normal??
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Female 1,190
DraxxorT-
THANK YOU :D
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Male 78
To those who are comparing this fish to a Pokémon: it`s spelled M-a-g-i-k-a-r-p. With a "k." I know this is nit-picky, but that doesn`t make it less true.
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Male 2,424
He needs to evolve it into a Gyarados asap.
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Male 4,680
"Rapheal got an even bigger shock when, after training his newfound carp to fight animals, it transformed into a huge blue sea serpent. The animal then proceeded to swallow his owner alive and rampaged in Japan before being killed by godzilla."
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Male 225
LOL
SPLASH
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Female 4,039
Holy giant goldfish. I want a bunch of those. Alive and in a clear pond.
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Male 2,700
Magicarp uses Splash
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Male 368
Magicarp!
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Male 953
*FLUSH* ...... "MOM wait he`s not really dead"
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Male 762
I hope he didn`t kill it. That fish would be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to a collector.
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Male 77
That fish looks like it could kill me with just it`s tail...O.O
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Male 10,855
That thing looks heavier than 30lbs.
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Male 212
Gonna need a superball for that one.
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Male 20,829
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