Elephant Does Whatever The Hell It Wants [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Well, this seems as good a time and place as any...
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Male 1,299
I think that elephant is pissing milk.
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Female 238
oh he pooed tooo... eww.
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Male 97
LOL, Glad I didn`t have to walk him that day on the street.
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Male 97
I need to change from saying "Gotta pee like a racehorse" to "Gotta pee like a stray elephant!"
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Female 1,236
Look...he avoids getting it on his feet (paws?). Not his first trip to the public urintation circus, I see.
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Male 3,076
damn you know you really need(ed) to go when this happens
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Male 838
Yeah. You go ahead and tell him he can`t pee there. I wanna see that.
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Male 5,413
GO MAN GO!
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Female 354
The only thing people are commenting on is how gross it is that an elephant is excreting bodily waste in the middle of a street.

Why the HELL is the Elephant in the street to BEGIN with?
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Male 1,678
My mate got lifted for peeing in public before but this elephant gets off? Cops have such double standards somethimes.
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Female 876
and he tries to protect his legs like "oh pee musn`t touch my legs, because, jeez that`s so disgusting eeeww"

"sir, if you know that`s disgusting, why do you poo and pee all over the street?"

"well, the streets belong to those filthy creatures what you call "hoomin", aren`t they? i think hoominz are already disgusting, so... why not huh? lol"
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Male 41
go elephant!
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Male 3,915
man....he don`t give a F0CK!
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Male 6,693
Bathroom must have been full.
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Male 558
"I`m the BOSS."
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Male 4,867
how can someone mention rule 34 while looking at that...
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Male 703
i`m guessing the elephant is female, if it were male, it would have its leg c.ocked, filling up a phone booth or mailbox.
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Male 1,197
when u gota go, u gota go
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Female 2,927
"That is some flow!!!! Imagine your face/head being right there?!?"

You sir, have problems.


rule 34
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Male 400
Now that`s alot of pee
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Female 8,115
Well, at least he is outside. Lets face it- your average W.C couldn`t handle the flow.
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Male 178
What?!?! Like you`re going to ARGUE with the elephant not to do that?
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Female 1,329
If you give an elephant a drink of water, it will most definitely need to pee.
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Female 533
yep, I think I just puked a little
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Female 404
aw the elephant just had to go
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Male 768
He came buckets.
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Male 25,416
wow, just wow!
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Female 355
theres a person standing in front of him, you can see his legs/feet...
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Male 12
Natural result of "Bathrooms for Customers Only"
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Female 1,623
Could somebody pass the eye bleach please?
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Male 1,834
ooooooh gross
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Female 299
oooooommmmmgggggggg
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Male 40,247
why is there an elephant roaming around downtown whereever?
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Male 4,014
gross
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Male 2,619
it looks like beer.

apart from the huge turd-nuggets beside it
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Male 1,196
that is like a waterfall of urine
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Male 120
I wouldn`t want to be the one to clean up after that big fella.
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Male 117
One word...Yummy.
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Male 236
"That is some flow!!!! Imagine your face/head being right there?!?"

You sir, have problems.
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Male 1,081
The title/picture combination cracked me up!
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Male 7,839
well hell, are you going to stop him?
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Male 476
That is some flow!!!! Imagine your face/head being right there?!?
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Male 833
LIKE A BOSS!
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Female 1,593
that is some bull... i mean ele.. nevermind

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Actually, if the offending elephant were male, it would be correct to say bull.
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Female 2,927
when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Male 310
This + video of elephant searching through the other`s non-nice individual for a snack = me having no more respect for elephants.
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Male 41,116
That`s just nasty!
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Male 122
that is some bull... i mean ele.. nevermind
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Female 9,584
brb, I`m going to wash my eyes out.
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Female 95
I just Ga-vomited
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Male 1,625
What was seen can never be unseen.
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Male 1,598
not what i really wanted to see while eating.
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Female 4,447
D=
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Male 10,855
yikes
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Male 2,056
OKAY OKAY IM F*CKING BLIND NOW! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!
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Male 127
Er... would it be in bad "taste" to say all I need is to hold a bowl of dry cereal under there and I`m ready to rock breakfast?!
" I-cant-believe-it`s-not-Milk "
*For the record I just threw up a little in my mouth after typing that haha :S
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Male 15
Ew.
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Male 2,441
Oh my god that is horrible
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Male 21,006
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