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Date: 09/17/10 07:32 AM

51 Responses to Dude, You Have No Quran (The Autotune Remix)

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    BartBaker Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Link: Dude, You Have No Quran (The Autotune Remix) - Snuck up behind him and took his Quran!
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2197 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:49 am
    LOL good one!
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    lainarae Female 18-29
    21 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Im afraid to watch this. Somebody else watch it and tell me if its safe.
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:12 am
    didnt like this rmx=/
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Horrible.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:42 am
    More Autotune
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    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:45 am
    that was actually good in a 6/10 sense.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:55 am
    Pass.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Wow. this was terrible.
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    ronin787 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Did this dude just time warp from the 70`s and take his Quran? Very latfh.com worthy.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 9:19 am
    @lainarae
    trust me it`s safe.
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    number696969 Male 30-39
    257 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Check out the slightly unearthly aura round this guy. Now add longer hair, a little beard and some sandals. Second coming of JAYSUS? I think so.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 9:48 am
    Did he get arrested for stealing? And did the guy get his Qur`An back?
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    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 9:57 am
    I thought it was spelt Karan. Hmm...
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    JAWNS Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:07 am
    I would love to meet this dude. I`d smoke him out and make him sing this to me.
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    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:12 am
    DUDE!
  17. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:20 am
    @lainarae
    it`s just an auto tune, you probably saw the real interview already
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 10:36 am
    lol these things are way too catchy
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    Yehia Male 18-29
    67 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Heroooo
  20. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 11:22 am
    there`s t-shirts now
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    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 11:29 am
    autotune sucked, but original was funny.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Lol I cracked up when I saw this before.
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    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Dont taze me....wait a min, what is this?
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Dude, you have no Quran
  25. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    September 17, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    I thought it was spelt Karan. Hmm...

    The correct spelling is in Arabic. Any spelling in any other alphabet and/or language is a transliteration, i.e. an attempt to indicate the pronunciation. So you can get various spellings in various languages and regions, all attempting to replicate the original Arabic pronunciation, which itself varies from place to place.

    So you have koran, qu`ran, etc, etc. None of them are really right or wrong and strictly speaking they should be different in different parts of different countries anyway. People in, for example, Edinburgh don`t pronounce the same spelling in the same way as people in, for example, London.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    "Did he get arrested for stealing? And did the guy get his Qur`An back?"

    Apparently Splurby thinks the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy when he watches Robin Hood and always cries at the sad ending.
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    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    spurlyburbl has a point - if this was the kind of guy who would burn a Koran, why isn`t he the kind of guy who would sue the long haired 70`s guy for stealing it from him? He has video proof, it`s a no-brainer.
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    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    If I wanted to hear the same lyrics over and over I would have listened to Justin Bieber.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    ugh, hippies...
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    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    The worst thing is the song is quite catchy hehehehe
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 17, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    lolz
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    Pataforce8 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Hey! It`s my city! I went to the school at that park! :D
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Dude, wheres my Quran?

    The new comedy staring Ashton Kutcher, and Seann William Scott.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    Clever, cunning and shrewd. Oh, Toider, they buried the last hippie in 1967. Think you might a missed it. Ya, you missed it.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    poor pataforce, forced to go to school at a park
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    "Apparently Splurby thinks the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy when he watches Robin Hood and always cries at the sad ending. "

    he should be arrested, everyone should burn a quran if they want to. its just as much our right as it is muslims to build a megaplex mosque in new york. muslims use our own laws against us to further islam, READ ABOUT TAQIYYA READ ABOUT KITMAN. it states in the "infallible" quran that it is a muslims duty to lie and deceive nonbelievers in order to further islam religiously and politically. sharia law is knocking on our doors and we are autotuning a pothead.. dratin disgrace
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    Omega_Ferret Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Okay IAB Public service announcement time.

    I live in Amarillo and this guy is a ass. not because he tried to stop the burning which i don`t particularly care about but because he really was just a thief.

    courtesy of my local news this is what happened.

    A gentlemen decided to burn a Quran and protesting ensues.

    He was going to burn the book at a park on a park grill. A lady before he could do it places her hand on the grill to stall him.

    Then a very well spoken second gentlemen conversed with the book burner about how this was wrong yaddah yaddah yaddah.

    The guy going to burn the book then decides NOT TO BURN THE BOOK. and hands the lighter to the voice of reason guy.

    then pot head up there runs up and snatches the Quran out of his hand and is a hero.

    AFTER HE HAD ALREADY BEEN CONVINCED NOT TO BURN THE BOOK! sorry for the long post.

    PS. the guy is going to sell the book on E-bay.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    "Apparently Splurby thinks the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy when he watches Robin Hood and always cries at the sad ending."

    The guy is an ass for no other reason really than wanting to burn a book to gain some sort of public attention/send a message. But, it was still illegal for someone to steal that book. He was at a grill where if it is legal to burn coal or cook things with fire... it is legal to burn paper, i.e. a book.

    Only dramatic sensationalization like this can turn a thief into a hero, and someone doing something not at all illegal into a villan. Of course, if the would be burner didn`t advertise his deed, it would not have been news.
  39. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    @Tommy2X4

    Oh man...if only that were true.
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    arime Female 30-39
    23 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    Omega, sounds like you are a Grisham.
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    TheDrew Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 1:42 am
    this sound great high
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 2:01 am
    thanks for the info omega ferret :)
  43. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 2:46 am
    Well as a Christian I would not like it if someone decided to burn the Bible just to be a tool. But I would like it even less if some bigger tool stole it. The Book belongs to the owner and if they choose to destroy it then it is theirs to destroy regardless of their motive.

    The guy on this video is a thief and is too self absorbed to be ashamed of it.
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    FuryCradle Male 18-29
    17 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 5:08 am
    @oceanbeast...
    Spouting hate is not the same as building a community center for a community to meet up... also taqyyia doesn`t exist in Quran, and lying is a bigger sin in islam than pre-marriage sex, or stealing, please don`t spread spiteful propaganda and don`t repeat what others tell you, you have your own brain, make use of it please :)
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 10:11 am
    lying is a bigger sin in islam than pre-marriage sex, or stealing

    I`m pretty sure you`re wrong.

    Bear in mind that the penalty ordered for pre-marital sex in Islam is torture that might be fatal. Rather a big deal. Granted, not all Muslims want the ordered penalty imposed, but it`s there in the qu`ran, a direct order from God.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    The Quo`ran and the Bible both have fcuked up rules that no one in their right mind should follow. In the Christian Bible, God commands banishment for any couple that has sex during the woman`s period (Leviticus 20:18) and decrees that no one shall wear clothes made of more than one kind of fabric (that`s right poly-cotton blends are sinful) (Leviticus 19:19. Just like most Christians no longer follow these rules (even though some of them still vociferously condemn homosexuality based on rules written in the very same book), most Muslims don`t adhere to the more strict and arcane rules set forth in the Quo`ran. The difference between fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims is that fundamentalist Christians only have a fragment of their former power. I`m sure in his heart of hearts, Pat Robertson longs for the days when he could have burned "witches" alive with impunity.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 5:29 am
    "The difference between fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims is that fundamentalist Christians only have a fragment of their former power."

    The relevant difference is that one group is currently much more dangerous than the other.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Very repetative and not the good. "I`m backing up" is 100% better
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:03 am
    "... courtesy of my local news this is what happened..."

    because when one news source says another one is making poo up, we should always listen
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:42 am
    boo. autotune getting old.
  51. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:33 am
    @furycradle its the exact same thing, you have rights, we have rights, stay the drat out of my way and do what you want to do with your own life. Taqiyya and Kitman are an essential doctrine in islam, muslims will deceive any chance they get if it means furthering their religion, which is highly political in nature. i will do anything to keep sharia out of this country until the day i die.

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