Dude, You Have No Quran (The Autotune Remix)

Submitted by: BartBaker 6 years ago Entertainment

Snuck up behind him and took his Quran!
There are 51 comments:
Male 549
@furycradle its the exact same thing, you have rights, we have rights, stay the drat out of my way and do what you want to do with your own life. Taqiyya and Kitman are an essential doctrine in islam, muslims will deceive any chance they get if it means furthering their religion, which is highly political in nature. i will do anything to keep sharia out of this country until the day i die.
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Male 3,894
boo. autotune getting old.
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Male 2,419
"... courtesy of my local news this is what happened..."

because when one news source says another one is making poo up, we should always listen
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Male 1,021
Very repetative and not the good. "I`m backing up" is 100% better
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Male 2,796
"The difference between fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims is that fundamentalist Christians only have a fragment of their former power."

The relevant difference is that one group is currently much more dangerous than the other.
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Male 2,868
The Quo`ran and the Bible both have fcuked up rules that no one in their right mind should follow. In the Christian Bible, God commands banishment for any couple that has sex during the woman`s period (Leviticus 20:18) and decrees that no one shall wear clothes made of more than one kind of fabric (that`s right poly-cotton blends are sinful) (Leviticus 19:19. Just like most Christians no longer follow these rules (even though some of them still vociferously condemn homosexuality based on rules written in the very same book), most Muslims don`t adhere to the more strict and arcane rules set forth in the Quo`ran. The difference between fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist Muslims is that fundamentalist Christians only have a fragment of their former power. I`m sure in his heart of hearts, Pat Robertson longs for the days when he could have burned "witches" alive with impunity.
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Male 12,365
[quote]lying is a bigger sin in islam than pre-marriage sex, or stealing[/quote]

I`m pretty sure you`re wrong.

Bear in mind that the penalty ordered for pre-marital sex in Islam is torture that might be fatal. Rather a big deal. Granted, not all Muslims want the ordered penalty imposed, but it`s there in the qu`ran, a direct order from God.
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Male 17
@oceanbeast...
Spouting hate is not the same as building a community center for a community to meet up... also taqyyia doesn`t exist in Quran, and lying is a bigger sin in islam than pre-marriage sex, or stealing, please don`t spread spiteful propaganda and don`t repeat what others tell you, you have your own brain, make use of it please :)
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Male 582
Well as a Christian I would not like it if someone decided to burn the Bible just to be a tool. But I would like it even less if some bigger tool stole it. The Book belongs to the owner and if they choose to destroy it then it is theirs to destroy regardless of their motive.

The guy on this video is a thief and is too self absorbed to be ashamed of it.
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Female 3,001
thanks for the info omega ferret :)
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Male 5
this sound great high
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Female 23
Omega, sounds like you are a Grisham.
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Male 452
@Tommy2X4

Oh man...if only that were true.
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Male 2,796
"Apparently Splurby thinks the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy when he watches Robin Hood and always cries at the sad ending."

The guy is an ass for no other reason really than wanting to burn a book to gain some sort of public attention/send a message. But, it was still illegal for someone to steal that book. He was at a grill where if it is legal to burn coal or cook things with fire... it is legal to burn paper, i.e. a book.

Only dramatic sensationalization like this can turn a thief into a hero, and someone doing something not at all illegal into a villan. Of course, if the would be burner didn`t advertise his deed, it would not have been news.
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Male 14
Okay IAB Public service announcement time.

I live in Amarillo and this guy is a ass. not because he tried to stop the burning which i don`t particularly care about but because he really was just a thief.

courtesy of my local news this is what happened.

A gentlemen decided to burn a Quran and protesting ensues.

He was going to burn the book at a park on a park grill. A lady before he could do it places her hand on the grill to stall him.

Then a very well spoken second gentlemen conversed with the book burner about how this was wrong yaddah yaddah yaddah.

The guy going to burn the book then decides NOT TO BURN THE BOOK. and hands the lighter to the voice of reason guy.

then pot head up there runs up and snatches the Quran out of his hand and is a hero.

AFTER HE HAD ALREADY BEEN CONVINCED NOT TO BURN THE BOOK! sorry for the long post.

PS. the guy is going to sell the book on E-bay.
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Male 549
"Apparently Splurby thinks the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy when he watches Robin Hood and always cries at the sad ending. "

he should be arrested, everyone should burn a quran if they want to. its just as much our right as it is muslims to build a megaplex mosque in new york. muslims use our own laws against us to further islam, READ ABOUT TAQIYYA READ ABOUT KITMAN. it states in the "infallible" quran that it is a muslims duty to lie and deceive nonbelievers in order to further islam religiously and politically. sharia law is knocking on our doors and we are autotuning a pothead.. dratin disgrace
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Male 2,419
poor pataforce, forced to go to school at a park
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Male 3,472
Clever, cunning and shrewd. Oh, Toider, they buried the last hippie in 1967. Think you might a missed it. Ya, you missed it.
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Male 2,424
Dude, wheres my Quran?

The new comedy staring Ashton Kutcher, and Seann William Scott.
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Male 16
Hey! It`s my city! I went to the school at that park! :D
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 128
The worst thing is the song is quite catchy hehehehe
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Male 452
ugh, hippies...
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Male 469
If I wanted to hear the same lyrics over and over I would have listened to Justin Bieber.
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Female 322
spurlyburbl has a point - if this was the kind of guy who would burn a Koran, why isn`t he the kind of guy who would sue the long haired 70`s guy for stealing it from him? He has video proof, it`s a no-brainer.
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Male 4,547
"Did he get arrested for stealing? And did the guy get his Qur`An back?"

Apparently Splurby thinks the Sheriff of Nottingham is the good guy when he watches Robin Hood and always cries at the sad ending.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I thought it was spelt Karan. Hmm...[/quote]

The correct spelling is in Arabic. Any spelling in any other alphabet and/or language is a transliteration, i.e. an attempt to indicate the pronunciation. So you can get various spellings in various languages and regions, all attempting to replicate the original Arabic pronunciation, which itself varies from place to place.

So you have koran, qu`ran, etc, etc. None of them are really right or wrong and strictly speaking they should be different in different parts of different countries anyway. People in, for example, Edinburgh don`t pronounce the same spelling in the same way as people in, for example, London.
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Male 2,441
Dude, you have no Quran
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Male 648
Dont taze me....wait a min, what is this?
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Female 2,352
Lol I cracked up when I saw this before.
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Male 1,548
autotune sucked, but original was funny.
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Male 2,419
there`s t-shirts now
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Male 67
Heroooo
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Female 3,574
lol these things are way too catchy
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Male 2,419
@lainarae
it`s just an auto tune, you probably saw the real interview already
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Male 295
DUDE!
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Male 12
I would love to meet this dude. I`d smoke him out and make him sing this to me.
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Female 198
I thought it was spelt Karan. Hmm...
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Male 2,796
Did he get arrested for stealing? And did the guy get his Qur`An back?
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Male 258
Check out the slightly unearthly aura round this guy. Now add longer hair, a little beard and some sandals. Second coming of JAYSUS? I think so.
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Male 10,845
@lainarae
trust me it`s safe.
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Male 28
Did this dude just time warp from the 70`s and take his Quran? Very latfh.com worthy.
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Male 3,285
Wow. this was terrible.
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Male 6,694
Pass.
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Male 286
that was actually good in a 6/10 sense.
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Male 15,510
More Autotune
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Male 2,552
Horrible.
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Male 707
didnt like this rmx=/
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Female 21
Im afraid to watch this. Somebody else watch it and tell me if its safe.
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Male 2,670
LOL good one!
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Male 7
Link: Dude, You Have No Quran (The Autotune Remix) [Rate Link] - Snuck up behind him and took his Quran!
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