Driving And Texting: Not Advised [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

Neither is texting and driving with deployed airbags. Amiright?
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Male 117
@deepdarkshar
I once had a dream like that:)...but with a fat chick:(
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Female 27
deepdarkchar

That was way too much f`ing information.
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Male 1,313
Be safe like JoexBro. He doesn`t drive and text. He`s too busy giving his male passenger road head, mwahahahaha... uhm.. er.. yeah....
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Male 25
I think she is f---ing gorgeous, I would get them puppies out then slip off her drawers and suck out her guts.
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Male 11
lol since when was this a america england problem, u do realise shes driving on the USA side so why is that our problem, get over it and accept that most of the world hates the USA.
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Male 3,915
hello hello!
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Male 321
All for England!! Dammit I am in the wrong country. And JoexBro.. he didn`t say anything about the war... and I dunno why you felt you had to bring it up. He was simply saying he hadn`t seen anyone doing it. and I agree... I am a cyclist and I almost get hit all the time by people on their dam blasted cell phones!!!
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Male 557
mikeado: just because your lame ass isnt texting because no one texts you doesnt mean a lot of other people arent doing it in your country. Stop trying to empower england man, you guys lost in 1776 give it up already!
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Male 541
hot!"
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Male 25,416
wow, really! i would hate to recieve a message, it would be like "hi sdaff rfegager ajojole , did you getrg thaalt?"
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Female 203
Hah if they ain`t txting they`re making calls. Just as bad...
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Male 2,159
All jokes aside, text-driving is 8 times more dangerous than drink-driving, IIRC. Thankfully I`ve never seen anyone in the UK doing it. It`s careless and completely removes your attention from the road.

It`s a text, it can wait. That`s the point of a text.
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Male 6,693
motor boattt !!!!!
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Male 292
Personally I Dont find this woman or her crumb catchers attractive in the least.
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Male 28
oh come on the car is not even moving
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Male 5,194
DON`T MOVE THE CAMERA! Is my hair hiding my double-chin rolls of fat from that angle? Good. Take the pic.

Texting: "I want two bacon double super king giant megaburgers, a malted milkshake with icecream and donuts, cheese fries with extra cheese and ice cream and donuts, and half a roasted cow with bacon barbecue cheese sauce."
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Male 21
What a handy shelf to put things on
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Male 478
what a minger
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Female 854
You know half of what`s in her bra is just side fat...lol
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Male 3,285
... what phone....
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Male 807
Hungry, hungry hippo
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Male 151
My...face...needs....pillow.....

*murbllellbllellbelllebblblelblebl*
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Male 561
@CrakrJak, I hope big tits save my life some day.
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Male 561
distractions kill more people than drunk driving
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Male 17,511
I read a story about a Bulgarian woman whose large breast implants acted like an airbag and saved her from serious injury.
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Female 302
@korahn
I don`t know if you`re in Ontario, but that`s exactly why it`s illegal here now.
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Male 1,439
We actually had a car accident nearby a few weeks ago because of texting and driving - no boobs though. Passenger, a few injuries, driver dead.
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Male 169
They don`t count if you`re a fat-drat
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Male 2,690
Funny thing is I know a girl that looks freakishly similar...
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Male 1,067
No one seems to like this girl?
I feel like I should say something nice just incase she comes on this site. I should, but I`m not going to.
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Male 123
drat, her arms are thicker than my legs.
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Female 115
She is in a parking space, I am sure. And it doesn`t look like texting. Maybe a vid or something. Not sure though.
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Male 2
...why would the car next to her have its mirrors retracted if not both cars are parking in a parking lot? mmmh...
And these bags are not even looking good...plus she`s a little obese...or...one could say she`s having pretty solid upper arms. Must be an american i think.
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Female 204
What is up with all of these spams lately?
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Male 214
She can`t even see the keyboard... how is she texting? ;-)
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Female 149
Sorry, but when I see boobs THAT big, I only think 2 words.....

Back. Pain.

OUCH.
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Male 3,369
Aren`t there laws regarding posting pictures of my wife without my permission?
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Female 406
Yeah, not advised...she might accidentally drop her phone in there and lose it forever
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Male 5
Sorry I can`t text.
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Male 59
:D
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Male 1,196
i don`t think she can even see her phone.
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Female 259
Sorry I can`t text. I can`t see past the horizon of my boobays.
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Male 712
Boobies!
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Female 535
her ARMS! her face doesn`t even look fat but her arrrmmmsss what
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Female 2,352
Aww look she can barely see over those blubber-bags.
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Male 269
looks more like a game than texting...
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Male 2,441
Fat boobs don`t count
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Male 364
That is a passable slump buster, that is what that is...
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Male 39,920
looks like she`s sitting still in a parking lot
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Female 2,674
There is such a thing as too much boob. I`m scared I`d get lost in there.

Side note: That`s a damn good bra... ladies, amiright?
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Male 422
Too bad she has a big fat gut and fat arms....There is always a catch with big tits :(
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Male 1,357
Doesn`t count. Shes fat. check the arm.
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Female 247
DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN!!
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Male 3
ew thats soooo gross why would anyone want that
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Male 5,189
Can she see it oO
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Male 1,834
daaaaaayummm
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Male 391
WANT.
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Male 363
oh f**k off you haters.
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Male 37
Not that that fact means anything to anyone except me
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Male 37
OMG!!! I have that phone.
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Male 3,058
Wow... I`m sorry to say this, but her upper arms look like they`re nearly as big as my thighs.

That being said, I`d probably still do her.
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Female 850
watch the road stupid whore!
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Male 1,197
i think she is just looking at her boobs
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Male 15,510
Look at the size of her arms
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Male 7,378
[quote]There`s a certain ratio belly / boobs ratio she exceeds.[/quote]
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Indeed.
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Male 2,841
Awesome.
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Male 2,344
Yeah, but look at her gut. There`s a certain ratio belly / boobs ratio she exceeds.
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Male 255
Photoshop implants?
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Female 3,562
When your arms are as wide as your tits are big, you`re fat. But still, she`d be a c or d cup at normal weight.
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Female 85
That`s a huge b*tch.
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Female 1,623
Does she really see the phone?
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Female 302
Her nipples must look like bologne slices...
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Male 41
How can she see over those?
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Female 533
jeez how does she sleep?? or even breathe with those things
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Male 177
ya she`s fat! look at those arms!
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Male 491
"I wonder if she`s fat?"

Look at her arm, or she`s a weight lifter
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Female 282
oh my gosh those are huge. I wonder if she`s fat?
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Male 1
who the hell was looking at the phone - something got in my way. I wish she was texting me ! ! As I reply, "yes, you can come over...i dont mind booty calls!"
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Male 561
wow. fat chick texting in a parked car......
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Female 4,447
Holycrap!
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Male 2,893
@RoboPatton
Don`t forget to bring your towel!
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Male 325
Trees are visibly close. Second car to the left also visible through a parallel car`s window. She`s clearly parked.
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Male 795
You mean driving and eating 500 hamburgers not advised?
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Male 1,625
Booobies!
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Male 2,424
I suddenly feel the urge to go motor boating
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Male 216
TwITPIC!!
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Male 188
That can not be comfortable!

Look at those rings cutting into her fingers.
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Male 2,591
mmmm fat chick bewbs
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Male 417
How does she see?
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Male 272
jaysus!
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Male 1,793
Faked she can`t even see her phone... mmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Male 165
how can she even see her phone???
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Male 136
uareright
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Male 20,911
Link: Driving And Texting: Not Advised [Pic] [Rate Link] - Neither is texting and driving with deployed airbags. Amiright?
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