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Date: 09/14/10 04:02 PM

35 Responses to Don`t Hug This Man

  1. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Link: Don`t Hug This Man - He calls it self-defense. We call it a very shrewd way to get his jollies.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Why is that strangely arousing?
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Now I would like to know how to defend against a punch or a kick.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    Yeah because you always need a defense against the bear hug bandit.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    This is how your creepy local mall Santa gets his rocks off during the offseason.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    EverythingIsTerrible is the absolute bomb. One of the best channels on youtube.
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    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Nothing like the ol` applesack twist to ward off an attack.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Okay students and..... a one
    right step testicle squeeze
    and..... a two
    center step
    and..... a three
    left step testicle squeeze
    and..... a four center step.
    Good now repeat.
    Now remember when dancing with your partner try not to squeeze too tight the testicles.
    Dancing with your partner is not to be painful!
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    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    "ol` applesack twist"

    That unfortunately sums up the imaginary pain I feel in the crotch while watching this video.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    oww
    That instructor is creepier than the hug!
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Loo, loo, loo, I`ve got some apples, loo, loo, loo, you have some too........
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    If you hug me... MY WRATH SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU!!!!!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    ...monkey grabs peach?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Eeek, owe, noone knows to mess with him
  15. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    heres hoping this is fake
  16. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    monkey grabs peach

    I believe its actually STEALS peach.
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    Moosh Female 18-29
    196 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    So if the attack/bear hug is coming from behind and the attacker/hugger does not have testicles WHAT WILL I DO THEN?!??! I NEED TO BE ADVISED!!!!
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    whew! for a minute, i thought the nut grab was only a left handed move.
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    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    funny, I practice this technique with my boyfriend...
  20. Profile photo of FBGM
    FBGM Female 18-29
    9 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    All of these things are just going to piss the attacker off.
  21. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    Does everything this man do involve grabbing testicles?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    when I think of all the highly entertaining links I`ve submitted that got rejected... and then I see something like this ...
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    Now what I know what to do if I`m attacked by someone with downs syndrome.
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:46 am
    I would grab a mans balls if he hugged me like that....
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:41 am
    He didn`t mention "Boxing" the testicles.
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    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 11:28 am
    if he`s squeezing hard enough you aint stepping anywere cos your off the floor and going blue
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    i thought this was how all couples hugged...
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    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    "Gimme all your money or I`m going to bear hug the sh*t outta you!

    Oh really?"

    Great video I`ll be sure to remember it for my next family reunion.
  29. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    yup...sexy mugger+me+dark alley= sure, I would grab his balls...lol
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    lol
  31. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 7:20 am
    8 seconds in and I`m like WTF!?
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    September 18, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    i liked the ending
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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    "Grab the testicals"

    "Let`s practice this for a few minutes"

    WTF?????? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Tell me I`m not the only one who caught there?
  34. Profile photo of DeRob
    DeRob Male 18-29
    30 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    3/7 of his self defense techniques had to do with grabbing testicles
  35. Profile photo of JigglyBum
    JigglyBum Female 18-29
    22 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:36 am
    My self defense coach let me practice the testicles thing on him.....

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