Don`t Hug This Man

Submitted by: Noamfer 6 years ago in Funny

He calls it self-defense. We call it a very shrewd way to get his jollies.
There are 34 comments:
Female 22
My self defense coach let me practice the testicles thing on him.....
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Male 30
3/7 of his self defense techniques had to do with grabbing testicles
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Male 480
"Grab the testicals"

"Let`s practice this for a few minutes"

WTF?????? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Tell me I`m not the only one who caught there?
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Male 415
i liked the ending
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Male 5,413
8 seconds in and I`m like WTF!?
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Male 1,834
lol
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Female 682
yup...sexy mugger+me+dark alley= sure, I would grab his balls...lol
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Male 310
"Gimme all your money or I`m going to bear hug the sh*t outta you!

Oh really?"

Great video I`ll be sure to remember it for my next family reunion.
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Male 3,915
i thought this was how all couples hugged...
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Male 84
if he`s squeezing hard enough you aint stepping anywere cos your off the floor and going blue
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Male 554
He didn`t mention "Boxing" the testicles.
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Male 914
Now what I know what to do if I`m attacked by someone with downs syndrome.
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Male 38,480
when I think of all the highly entertaining links I`ve submitted that got rejected... and then I see something like this ... [shakes head]
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Male 236
Does everything this man do involve grabbing testicles?
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Female 9
All of these things are just going to piss the attacker off.
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Female 533
funny, I practice this technique with my boyfriend...
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Male 3,061
whew! for a minute, i thought the nut grab was only a left handed move.
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Female 196
So if the attack/bear hug is coming from behind and the attacker/hugger does not have testicles WHAT WILL I DO THEN?!??! I NEED TO BE ADVISED!!!!
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Male 552
monkey grabs peach

I believe its actually STEALS peach.
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Male 757
heres hoping this is fake
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Male 25,416
Eeek, owe, noone knows to mess with him
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Male 4,793
...monkey grabs peach?
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Male 1,598
If you hug me... MY WRATH SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU!!!!!
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Male 2,893
Loo, loo, loo, I`ve got some apples, loo, loo, loo, you have some too........
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Male 10,855
oww
That instructor is creepier than the hug!
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Male 119
"ol` applesack twist"

That unfortunately sums up the imaginary pain I feel in the crotch while watching this video.
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Male 2,402
Okay students and..... a one
right step testicle squeeze
and..... a two
center step
and..... a three
left step testicle squeeze
and..... a four center step.
Good now repeat.
Now remember when dancing with your partner try not to squeeze too tight the testicles.
Dancing with your partner is not to be painful!
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Male 491
Nothing like the ol` applesack twist to ward off an attack.
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Male 4,680
EverythingIsTerrible is the absolute bomb. One of the best channels on youtube.
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Male 1,505
This is how your creepy local mall Santa gets his rocks off during the offseason.
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Male 7,378
Yeah because you always need a defense against the bear hug bandit.
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Male 589
Now I would like to know how to defend against a punch or a kick.
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Male 4,807
Why is that strangely arousing?
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Male 172
Link: Don`t Hug This Man [Rate Link] - He calls it self-defense. We call it a very shrewd way to get his jollies.
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