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Date: 09/08/10 12:00 PM

43 Responses to Dogs Of Glory Church Song For Kids

  1. Profile photo of ohserio
    ohserio Female 13-17
    115 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Link: Dogs Of Glory Church Song For Kids - Nothing like instilling the fear of God in children through creepy children`s songs.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Will he also clean up my sh*t behind me?
  3. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    The F...
  4. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Thats really really creepy.
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    How come Jesus hates when girls kiss each other, but somehow goddam crap like that is accepted?
  6. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    You can pause the video at any point and he`ll always have a creepy expression on his face.
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    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    If I could read I`d read the bible because its words are full of water
    wat?
  8. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Pedo dog sings the hits.
  9. Profile photo of jv71
    jv71 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    look its a christian juggalo
    next thing after psyco clowns
  10. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    The only thing worse then getting raped by a dude, is getting raped by a dude with face paint on.
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    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    this is just surreal
  12. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    oh..my..a gawd
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    That is one dog nobody is going to be sad when hes put to sleep
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    "Like a dog looks at his master I will turn my eyes to Jesus.."...?wtf? Does that make me Jesus` bitch?
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    And now I am going to have nightmares.
  16. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Being patronizing like that is an example of pride, which is considered by many Christians to be the first and worst sin.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    no no no, Harooooooo!
  18. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Thanks for the nightmares I-A-B
  19. Profile photo of Isafan
    Isafan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I`m scured.
  20. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    He`s pretty creepy looking
  21. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    i kinda enjoyed it.
  22. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    The leash of love?!
  23. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    D:
  24. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    "The leash of love?!"

    You`re right. That`s S&M and there is NO love in that.
  25. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Sing along folks..."I will sniff my masters butt crack and chew up his holy sandals, then he`ll beat me with a paper for that crap there on the rug. I will lick the peanut butter of his holy rod of goodness, for those video`s on 4chan then he`ll euthanize me promptly for being such a tease." Second verse... much like the first...
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    incryosleep Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    Just another thing that makes me not respect religion even more-_-.
  27. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    September 8, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    how creepy.
  28. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:00 am
    The more things like this I see, the more I realize how scary the Christian church really is, and the more I`m glad I got out of it.
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    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:02 am
    <"Like a dog looks at his master I will turn my eyes to Jesus.....? wtf? Does that make me Jesus` bitch?">

    Yes, that`s exactly what that means.
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    gingerlad95 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:04 am
    welp i think were all going to hell now or possibly the pound idk which
    whatever this guy is being paid i dont think its quite enough
  31. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:21 am
    he looks like glen beck
  32. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Wow.
  33. Profile photo of Lellin
    Lellin Female 13-17
    54 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
    KILL IT WITH FIRE
  34. Profile photo of tazo
    tazo Female 40-49
    31 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    omfg
  35. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    some dogs should just be put to sleep
  36. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    omg when he barks at the end... yikes
  37. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    My dog pisses on the carpet and eats my shoes, but I guess if Jesus wants me to behave like a dog....
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Wow, this makes it sound like a crazy cult more than ever: I will blindly follow Jesus because he promised me a prize.

    Oh, and nothing`s better than a bone.
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    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 9:46 am
    never trust a man dressed as a dog
  40. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    I was strangely mesmerized. I am an atheist but it made me smile. I thought it was cute.
  41. Profile photo of Chadsey
    Chadsey Female 40-49
    9 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    he probably looks better in make up than without
  42. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2374 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:16 am
    I see he opted to omit the verses concerning butt-sniffing and ball-licking. That`s probably for the best.
  43. Profile photo of Rikurep
    Rikurep Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    This is worse than marmaduke

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