Dogs Of Glory Church Song For Kids

Submitted by: ohserio 6 years ago Weird

Nothing like instilling the fear of God in children through creepy children"s songs.
There are 43 comments:
Male 15
This is worse than marmaduke
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Male 2,670
I see he opted to omit the verses concerning butt-sniffing and ball-licking. That`s probably for the best.
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Female 9
he probably looks better in make up than without
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Female 359
I was strangely mesmerized. I am an atheist but it made me smile. I thought it was cute.
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Male 151
never trust a man dressed as a dog
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Male 1,451
Wow, this makes it sound like a crazy cult more than ever: I will blindly follow Jesus because he promised me a prize.

Oh, and nothing`s better than a bone.
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Female 375
My dog pisses on the carpet and eats my shoes, but I guess if Jesus wants me to behave like a dog....
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Female 130
omg when he barks at the end... yikes
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Male 3,619
some dogs should just be put to sleep
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Female 31
omfg
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Female 54
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Male 1,106
Wow.
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Male 1,364
he looks like glen beck
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Male 67
welp i think were all going to hell now or possibly the pound idk which
whatever this guy is being paid i dont think its quite enough
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Female 261
<"Like a dog looks at his master I will turn my eyes to Jesus.....? wtf? Does that make me Jesus` bitch?">

Yes, that`s exactly what that means.
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Female 261
The more things like this I see, the more I realize how scary the Christian church really is, and the more I`m glad I got out of it.
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Male 840
how creepy.
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Male 18
Just another thing that makes me not respect religion even more-_-.
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Male 532
Sing along folks..."I will sniff my masters butt crack and chew up his holy sandals, then he`ll beat me with a paper for that crap there on the rug. I will lick the peanut butter of his holy rod of goodness, for those video`s on 4chan then he`ll euthanize me promptly for being such a tease." Second verse... much like the first...
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Male 1,598
"The leash of love?!"

You`re right. That`s S&M and there is NO love in that.
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Male 730
D:
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Female 735
The leash of love?!
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Male 206
i kinda enjoyed it.
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Male 1,598
He`s pretty creepy looking
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Male 243
I`m scured.
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Female 798
Thanks for the nightmares I-A-B
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Male 25,416
no no no, Harooooooo!
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Male 1,054
Being patronizing like that is an example of pride, which is considered by many Christians to be the first and worst sin.
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Male 1,931
And now I am going to have nightmares.
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Male 37,914
"Like a dog looks at his master I will turn my eyes to Jesus.."...?wtf? Does that make me Jesus` bitch?
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Male 15,510
That is one dog nobody is going to be sad when hes put to sleep
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Female 654
oh..my..a gawd
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Male 119
this is just surreal
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Male 976
The only thing worse then getting raped by a dude, is getting raped by a dude with face paint on.
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Male 23
look its a christian juggalo
next thing after psyco clowns
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Male 1,625
Pedo dog sings the hits.
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Male 362
If I could read I`d read the bible because its words are full of water
wat?
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Male 4,680
You can pause the video at any point and he`ll always have a creepy expression on his face.
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Male 4,594
How come Jesus hates when girls kiss each other, but somehow goddam crap like that is accepted?
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Male 554
Thats really really creepy.
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Male 594
The F...
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Male 12,138
Will he also clean up my sh*t behind me?
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Female 115
Link: Dogs Of Glory Church Song For Kids [Rate Link] - Nothing like instilling the fear of God in children through creepy children`s songs.
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