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Date: 09/13/10 01:49 PM

76 Responses to Docking A Ship And Failing Spectacularly At It

  1. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    Link: Docking A Ship And Failing Spectacularly At It - Bit of a tight squeeze isn`t it, cap`n?
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    September 13, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    idiots
  3. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    September 13, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Joseph Hazelwood found a new job?!?
  4. Profile photo of Ogen
    Ogen Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    The fail boat has arrived.
  5. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    That cost SOMEone a crap-ton of money.
  6. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Ahhh.. That will buff out.
  7. Profile photo of GeFeldz
    GeFeldz Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Posted by Ogen:
    "The fail boat has arrived."
    Too true
  8. Profile photo of agurney
    agurney Male 50-59
    10 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Actually it was perfect .. it`s a scrapyard, they run ships ashore for breaking.
  9. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Lol @ the workers moving swiftly away once they realise what`s about to happen.
  10. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    One of those amazing Indian breaking yards. It goes in as a ship and comes out as raw material for frypans, woks and Mahindras.
  11. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    this is... pretty old... I think I saw it at least a year ago...
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Call it fail all you want but that captain sure won that bet
  13. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    September 13, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Looks like it is going int a boat junkyard or something.
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Im calling fake on this one!
  15. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    And then the Captain runs up to the bow and yells:

    "YOUR SHIPMENT OF FAIL HAS ARRIVED!!!"
  16. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    September 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    They`re ship breakers - they are going to scrap that ship and this is how they set up to do it.
  17. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Judging on the fact that the workers seemed unsurprised and unmoved...I`ma say that was supposed to happen. But that was freaking epic.
  18. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Of course he has to turn the camera around so those watching can see his surprised face.

    And the ship fit just fine I don`t see what the big deal is.
  19. Profile photo of McDuff73
    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    I`m fairly sure this is an area in India where they break large ships right there on the beach.
  20. Profile photo of ArielLynn
    ArielLynn Female 18-29
    8 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Looks like a Family Guy moment.
  21. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    Well there goes his no claims.
  22. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    Jean-Luc Picard is NOT amused!
  23. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Dammit, who let Keanu Reeves on board?
  24. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    reminded me of the Jurassic Park film where the boat does a similar thing.
  25. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    "quick grab a camera this jackass has no idea what he`s doing!"
  26. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Fail boat has arrived.
  27. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    September 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    They won`t be laughing when the T-Rex gets released from the hold.
  28. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    matbe that was the objective. could be a scrap ship and thats the most fun way to get it on shore...
  29. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    isnt there a facility in india where they basically ram ships into a sandbar or beach and scrap them?
  30. Profile photo of DDJay
    DDJay Male 30-39
    40 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    Like a glove.
  31. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    umm... go go gadget tank treads?
  32. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    Sorry sir, but you`re going to need to purchase two seats on this plane.
  33. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Twot twot, alarm going on as the capt walks away
  34. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    isnt it a ship breaking yard in india?...he got it just right if it is
  35. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    yeah judging by the two ruined ships adjacent, I would guess that it`s a bone yard.
  36. Profile photo of jamil
    jamil Male 13-17
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    September 13, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    HAHAH that`s in Mauritius, Thats the flag flapping in the breezes of fail
  37. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    You`re good...you`re good...you`re good. :->
  38. Profile photo of donjobs
    donjobs Male 18-29
    68 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    like a gelove!
  39. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    A little touch-up paint and your good to go.
  40. Profile photo of Phinocio
    Phinocio Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Your shipment of fail has arrived.
  41. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    The guy`s mocking, satisfied laugh at the end sealed the deal. He said what we were all thinking.
  42. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    I wonder what you say to the captain after that happens...
  43. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    Oh, why hello there, BP :)
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    I saw this movie! Then, after it crashes into the dock the dinasours jump off and eat half of San Diego! fun!
  45. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    This is likely to be, Either the ship breaking yard at Gadani, Pakistan or perhaps Chittagong, Bangladesh.
  46. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    Looks like he did a mighty fine job to me.
  47. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    easy... easy.. there we go
  48. Profile photo of rhinoster
    rhinoster Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Cap - "..No parking again?"
    Wife - "No look there`s plenty of room right there."
  49. Profile photo of DARTHCHADLY
    DARTHCHADLY Male 30-39
    16 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    No, not Jurassic Park, it when Peter and the Giant Chicken fight in Family Guy.
  50. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Speed 2


    I love me some Sandra Bullok but that movie sucked
  51. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    Helmsman "Captain I really don`t thin-"
    Captain "Keep going."
    Helmsman "But, sir there isn-"
    Captain "Keep going."
    *Screech-crunch-crash*
    Captain "Keep going"
  52. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    This video if of a Metal Scrap Shipyard in India, normally this is how initially a mid-size ship is broken.
  53. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 11:39 pm
    That`ll be Alang, in India.
  54. Profile photo of Asuban
    Asuban Female 18-29
    107 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:02 am
    That looks so fun! I want to do that too! Alang, here I come!
  55. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2010 at 1:47 am
    That`ll buff out.
  56. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 1:59 am
    Cap`n, that spot`s compact only.
  57. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 2:16 am
    you`re doing it wrong.
  58. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 3:26 am
    .....um...

    what?
  59. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    September 14, 2010 at 4:33 am
    To everyone who says "It`s a boneyard for scrapping ships".

    So what? Isn`t that awesome anyways?
  60. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:16 am
    Always blame the captain; never the con.
  61. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 5:55 am
    LIKE A GLOVE!
  62. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:27 am
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    binarystarr
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    165 Posts Tuesday, September 14, 2010 5:55:27 AM
    LIKE A GLOVE!



    like a mitten
  63. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:42 am
    that`s virgin tight
  64. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:46 am
    Thats what happens when you come in hot !
  65. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Put an iceberg there and it would`ve been Titanic rerun.
  66. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 9:33 am
    waiting for johnny depp to step off the bow
  67. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:41 am
    I hope it wasn`t in the US.

    "waiting for johnny depp to step off the bow"

    lol!
  68. Profile photo of collinh
    collinh Male 18-29
    22 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 11:53 am
    If you ask me it looks like a salvage yard, as evidenced by the half chopped up boats that this barge jams itself between. I`m guessing that they don`t really care about the damage, they probably want to squeeze as many ships into as little beach front as they can.
  69. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    woman drivers.. geez, what can ya do?
  70. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 2:45 am
    isnt it a ship breaking yard in india?...he got it just right if it is
  71. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:07 am
    The look on the guy`s face at the end says it all.
  72. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    Just some fun in a ship breaking yard,they made it on purpose i think.
  73. Profile photo of FieldoDreams
    FieldoDreams Male 18-29
    14 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    Like a Glove!
  74. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 8:09 am
    aaaand perfect!
  75. Profile photo of nerocon
    nerocon Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:48 am
    yar, its a ship graveyard.. they did it on purpose.
  76. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Hahah wow

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