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Date: 09/15/10 03:32 PM

56 Responses to Disturbing Batman McDonalds Toy

  1. Profile photo of weeray
    weeray Male 18-29
    141 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
    Link: Disturbing Batman McDonalds Toy - If you think this is bad, imagine what the Robin action figure does.
  2. Profile photo of sawdusty
    sawdusty Male 40-49
    491 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    fap fap fap fap fap
  3. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    "People-am-bored".
  4. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    lmfao
  5. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    woah... that`s messed up. what were the designers going for here anyways? i imagine if you put a little sandwich in his hand he could be very enthusiastically eating his BLT?
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Palin can handle way more!

  7. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Danah danah danah, dahna danah danah danah danah FAP MAN!!
  8. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    why do I have a feeling Robin`s head bobs back and forth?
  9. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    @ElMustache

    You sir, win this thread.
  10. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    *skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet*
  11. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    LOL My kids have one of those and my older boys showed me that. :)
  12. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    The Joker squirts and has a satisfied grin and a raised fist.
    No lie.
  13. Profile photo of psychoti
    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    @edana42

    His head doesn`t bob back and forth. He just squats and rises, riding the batpole.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36659 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    big WHACK attack
  15. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    have you seen ronald?....thats disturbing!
  16. Profile photo of irbord
    irbord Male 18-29
    33 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    im suprised the tarzan toy`s company hasn`t sued them for copyright LOL
  17. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    FAPMAAAAAAN!
  18. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    wow
  19. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    i actually went to mickey ds today and got two of these. one for me & my younger brother.
    didnt notice that it could do that until now
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    wait till you see what robin does!
  21. Profile photo of XShikamaruX
    XShikamaruX Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    how low does mcdonalds sink to get attention?!
  22. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    Surprisingly relevant:
  23. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    Must have been designed by Jocelyn Elders.
  24. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    FAPMAN NANANANANANANA FAPMAN!!
  25. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Must have been designed by Jocelyn Elders.
    LMAO. I`m one of the few 20-year-olds who actually gets that joke.
  26. Profile photo of ThreeEdge
    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
    59 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    I am going to McDonald`s tomorrow to get a Happy Meal... and request Batman XD I want a jerking off Batman!!
  27. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    191 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    I saw this the day they came out. I was wondering how long it would take to get here.
  28. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    @ElMustache-

    You win free internets x 100 + super bonus points. flawless victory.
  29. Profile photo of BalenWest
    BalenWest Male 40-49
    22 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Hmm. I guess when Robin isn`t around, you gotta do what you gotta do!
  30. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    Must have been designed by Jocelyn Elders.

    LMAO. I`m one of the few 20-year-olds who actually gets that joke.

    "Elders is best known for her frank discussion of her views on sensitive issues such as drug legalization and distributing contraception in schools."

    No, Wikipedia, that`s not what she`s best known for.
  31. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    Not at the table Batman.
  32. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    I`m actually very surprised that I`m the first one to say that.
  33. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    POW!! Right in the kisser
  34. Profile photo of camael
    camael Female 18-29
    48 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    Yeah I figured this out when I bought a happy meal a couple months ago, only took about 10 seconds of playing with it to come to this conclusion.
  35. Profile photo of PoopNoodle
    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    September 15, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    Nice....
  36. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:06 am
    who the drat invented this toy?
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 12:08 am
    When Robin is away the Batman will play (Joker laugh)
  38. Profile photo of jsatan
    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:42 am
    Toys like this have always moved that way, nothing new. What`s new if all your dirty minds, lol. :P
  39. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 1:56 am
    I thought the same thing when my little girl got it.I showed her Mom and got THAT LOOK.
  40. Profile photo of hairyshyt
    hairyshyt Male 30-39
    217 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:34 am
    Happy ending meal.
  41. Profile photo of Quinny
    Quinny Male 18-29
    24 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 3:01 am
    I think he`s suppose to have a weapon in his hand, oh see what I did there lol
  42. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 6:53 am
    LOL ... my son has one of those at home. I didn`t even know it did anything.
  43. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:03 am
    Fap man!
  44. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:16 am
    wow thats new. not
  45. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 7:25 am
    XD win!
  46. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:25 am
    Gotta do something when your not fighting crime.
  47. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:33 am
    @duffy Then you also know she was a HUGE advocater of masturbation.
  48. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Quick Fapman to the pedomobile!
  49. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    I showed this my boyfriend and he summed it up in four words... "Is that another one?"
  50. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    hail to cajun247
    Made me laugh out loud
  51. Profile photo of greguire
    greguire Male 18-29
    85 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    wow, i work at that poohole and now i`m sad i haven`t discovered this hahahaha
  52. Profile photo of sausage1
    sausage1 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    @cajun247
    comment of the week
  53. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    What did you expect? Batman is just another guy ain`t he.
  54. Profile photo of ROK9
    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 16, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    nice
  55. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    September 17, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Bat-Glue!
  56. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 19, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    Theres a tarzan figure that does this while yelling at the same time...

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