Disturbing Batman McDonalds Toy

Submitted by: weeray 6 years ago Funny

If you think this is bad, imagine what the Robin action figure does.
There are 55 comments:
Female 198
Theres a tarzan figure that does this while yelling at the same time...
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Male 371
Bat-Glue!
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Male 1,834
nice
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Female 406
What did you expect? Batman is just another guy ain`t he.
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Male 83
@cajun247
comment of the week
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Male 85
wow, i work at that poohole and now i`m sad i haven`t discovered this hahahaha
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Male 1,360
hail to cajun247
Made me laugh out loud
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Female 718
I showed this my boyfriend and he summed it up in four words... "Is that another one?"
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Male 10,845
Quick Fapman to the pedomobile!
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Male 2,085
@duffy Then you also know she was a HUGE advocater of masturbation.
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Male 6,694
Gotta do something when your not fighting crime.
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Female 9,402
XD win!
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Female 2,027
wow thats new. not
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Male 440
Fap man!
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Male 417
LOL ... my son has one of those at home. I didn`t even know it did anything.
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Male 24
I think he`s suppose to have a weapon in his hand, oh see what I did there lol
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Male 217
Happy ending meal.
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Male 23
I thought the same thing when my little girl got it.I showed her Mom and got THAT LOOK.
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Male 256
Toys like this have always moved that way, nothing new. What`s new if all your dirty minds, lol. :P
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Male 3,076
who the drat invented this toy?
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Male 400
Nice....
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Female 48
Yeah I figured this out when I bought a happy meal a couple months ago, only took about 10 seconds of playing with it to come to this conclusion.
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Male 2,748
POW!! Right in the kisser
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Male 599
I`m actually very surprised that I`m the first one to say that.
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Male 599
Not at the table Batman.
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Male 5,194
[quote]Must have been designed by Jocelyn Elders.

LMAO. I`m one of the few 20-year-olds who actually gets that joke.[/quote]

"Elders is best known for her frank discussion of her views on sensitive issues such as drug legalization and distributing contraception in schools."

No, Wikipedia, that`s not what she`s best known for.
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Male 22
Hmm. I guess when Robin isn`t around, you gotta do what you gotta do!
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Male 2,424
@ElMustache-

You win free internets x 100 + super bonus points. flawless victory.
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Female 191
I saw this the day they came out. I was wondering how long it would take to get here.
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Female 59
I am going to McDonald`s tomorrow to get a Happy Meal... and request Batman XD I want a jerking off Batman!!
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Male 2,440
[quote]Must have been designed by Jocelyn Elders.[/quote]
LMAO. I`m one of the few 20-year-olds who actually gets that joke.
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Female 448
FAPMAN NANANANANANANA FAPMAN!!
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Male 2,085
Must have been designed by Jocelyn Elders.
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Male 4,680
Surprisingly relevant:
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Female 7
how low does mcdonalds sink to get attention?!
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Male 25,416
wait till you see what robin does!
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Female 221
i actually went to mickey ds today and got two of these. one for me & my younger brother.
didnt notice that it could do that until now
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Male 1,378
wow
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Male 2,440
FAPMAAAAAAN!
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Male 33
im suprised the tarzan toy`s company hasn`t sued them for copyright LOL
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Male 877
have you seen ronald?....thats disturbing!
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Male 37,888
big WHACK attack
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Male 198
@edana42

His head doesn`t bob back and forth. He just squats and rises, riding the batpole.
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Male 552
The Joker squirts and has a satisfied grin and a raised fist.
No lie.
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Female 91
LOL My kids have one of those and my older boys showed me that. :)
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Male 1,240
*skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet*
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Male 310
@ElMustache

You sir, win this thread.
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Female 2,509
why do I have a feeling Robin`s head bobs back and forth?
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Male 1,625
Danah danah danah, dahna danah danah danah danah FAP MAN!!
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Female 798
Palin can handle way more!

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Female 3,598
woah... that`s messed up. what were the designers going for here anyways? i imagine if you put a little sandwich in his hand he could be very enthusiastically eating his BLT?
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Male 282
lmfao
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Female 430
"People-am-bored".
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Male 491
fap fap fap fap fap
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Male 141
Link: Disturbing Batman McDonalds Toy [Rate Link] - If you think this is bad, imagine what the Robin action figure does.
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