Dear Student: Meet Your New Academic Advisor [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

It"s gonna be an awesome semester!
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Female 149
oh yea theres a vid about her further up on iab
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Female 463
@OmgZelda-I remember that post. Cool lady. Cooler name.
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Female 1,593
Actually, there is a post floating around here on I-A-B about Ms. Sawyer.
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Male 712
Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer...Epic Name and full of Win
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Male 258
Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer. Maybe they thought they`d get something from pepsi out of it
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Male 3
My wife went to Whitewater with her, her parents named her after their two favorite things
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Male 41
hockey player is better!!
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Male 282
long ago you could have probably found her parents at a pot rally.
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Male 3,915
kaylia...i wouldn`t doubt it...

sh*t...imma be pissed if i have a girl...but i won`t ruin her whole life...

..she`ll be ruining mine...
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Female 41
Who on God`s Earth names their kids that????!!! Did they hate her for not being a boy or something?? Oh wait thats China sorry
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Female 75
You would think such an intelligent seeming person would have the sense to legally have their name changed...
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Female 668
hey! i remember this lady! good ol Marijuana...
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Female 1,380
@freshkitty....someone`s name doesn`t make your school look bad.
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Female 2,674
This is inspiring! With a name like that, I`m sure she comes from a pretty tough background. But she went to school, did her own thing and has what looks to be a pretty good career.

Good for her :)
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Male 132
I only made an account because...I go to this college, and that`s hilarious.
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Male 5,190
Awww man to have a name like that. The jokes to be had.
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Male 959
I`m getting old. I read that and thought `Man, I`d love a Pepsi`
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Male 714
i suppose it`s better than `marijuana coke sawyer`
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Female 61
aha ahaha hahahaha
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Female 122
wow this is what happens when your parents are a bunch of morons.
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Female 20
hahahah i actually checked it out and its not shopped!!!
her parents are dratin cruel people!!!
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Female 155
THATS FREAKING PERFECT!!
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Female 406
Marijuana Pepsi, the most precious thing(s) to her parents.
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Male 12
I go to Whitewater...thanks IAB for making our college look bad.
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Male 600
GO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 999
Monika is Spammer.
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Female 1,008
I knew someone whose name is Pepsi, her two brothers are named Chung Wong and PeeToe.
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Male 527
Wow, that`s some weird name. I mean, who in their right mind would EVER name their kid Pepsi?
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Female 1,623
Hahahahaha THIS is why you shouldn`t name your kid while high or drunk
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Male 364
most awesome name...ever!!

even better - the middle name. only improvement would be if her last name was Frito-Lay.

nothing wrong with Wisconsin itellifyou - great party state aeb this guidance counselor!!
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Male 3
typo obviously, she meant shooting up.
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Female 1,894
woooooahhah.. girl ur name be crazy
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Male 2,893
I enjoy shooting also!
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Male 2,424
@xKiesix - My Aunt works in registration for a big hospital in cali.

her worst name was "Superman". Yes, one word, first name, "Superman". When she told me that, my love for humanity died forever.
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Male 1,882
Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer? Did her parents get the chair for unprecedented child abuse by naming her that?
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Male 161
I am from Wisconsin and UW-Whitewater is well known in the state as the party school. Why is it when I see things about my state they are always embarrassing? Somehow this just doesn`t surprise me.
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Male 294
I got MrPeabody`s vid up to YouTube, and submited to IAB. It`s kinda interesting. I hope we see it here soon.
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Female 40
LMFAO @ xKiesix! That is too funny!
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Male 795
It`s like her mother looked around inside the car she was born in, picked out two items laying around, and named her.
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Female 448
My mom is a nurse and she once met a woman who named her daughter a name that was pronounced (FEH-MAL-EH). When my mom commented on how interesting a name it was, the woman said "Oh, the doctors named her that and we liked it so much we kept it."

When my mother looked at her chart, the baby`s name was "Female".

I kid you not.
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Male 7,378
MrPeabody, Thanks for that link. I would embed the video here if NBC would play nice. But they don`t.
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Male 347
Well, it`s spanish for "Mary Jane". She must be proud of the name as she didn`t shorten it to Mary P. Sawyer
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Male 1,920
She`s real, check this Today show vid out.

Marijuana Pepsi

There`s even a sign outside her office that says:
"Please have a seat here if your are waiting for MARIJUANA"
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Male 1,067
I refuse to believe that this is real.
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Male 1,357
stoner parents!
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Female 5
Marijuana pepsi??????? WHY
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Female 94
who the hell names their kid marijuana??
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Male 1,625
Seriously?
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Male 5,608
Yes, somewhere there is a person that totally didm`t see it coming when she named her kid.

How many people name their children Adolph or, within the last 15 years, Monica?
Lee Harvey?
Dick?
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Male 373
middle name Pepsi. How drating perfect is this?
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Male 928
I remember seeing this lady on the news once because of her name. She really is named that go look it up.
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Female 4
I think my brother pulled this girl over.
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Male 587
I think maybe she should just go by Mary-Jane
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Female 2,120
Yeah, and my mom just HAD to name me Kelly. Seriously, if I get a time machine i`ll name myself something cool like this.
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Female 1,148
Well it IS pretty sounding...
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Male 2,424
I was thinking of naming my kid Xbox Porno Patton.
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Male 795
Her mom musta been one helluva stoner.
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Male 662
This has to be fake.
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Male 2,034
Why on earth would you not change your name?
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Male 246
I can understand having morons for parents, but why is she a grown woman and still hasn`t changed her name?
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Male 155
woot i graduated from this college in 2007, schools definitely real but i never met this lady
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Female 9,402
Awesome.
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Male 4,746
Crap! I checked the URL and sure enough, it`s real!
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Male 183
a friend of mine was a doctor at children`s hospital in my home town. he told us the tale of a family with twins who were so grateful to the hospital for naming their children for them:

Femalea and Maleb (maleeb)

they were given wrist bands when they were born and they were labeled: female A and male B.
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Male 194
@ Hedanito
No.
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Male 2,441
I almost went to Whitewater too. A few friends are there. Good school besides her name.
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Female 798
@bizzarmind
I see what you did thar!
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Male 3,314
I remember hearing a story about someone who didn`t have a name for their kid, and heard something in the hospital they liked, so they used that as the kid`s name. Meconium was the name she chose.
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Male 6
yes her name is real her mother named her after her 2 favorite things, i live in the area and its not the first time her name has been in the news
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Male 772
Marijuana and Pepsi, the two necessities of college.
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Male 397
Did anyone else notice her second name is Pepsi?
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Male 4
That`s why I love living in Wisconsin!
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Male 3,472
Well,you`ll never forget her name.
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Male 390
what are the odds she is married to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
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Male 2,868
Wait, what? her middle name is "Pepsi?" Is she, by chance, related to Frito Pendejo?
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Male 185
she kinda looks like a joint
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Female 50
Wow. I`m guessing she`s really come up in the world. Her parents must be so proud... /retarded.
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Male 357
I love you, Mary Jane.
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Female 2,352
Someone`s parents were potheads. lol That`s awesome.
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Male 417
Best name since Chuck Norris
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Female 1,181
that`s f*cking awesome.
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Male 3,842
I heard all about her from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel newspaper, I think, when she was in graduate school getting a masters degree. This is not fake. She talked about how she did not want to change the name that her parents gave her despite all the ridicule she receives.
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Male 95
in case you think it`s fake... http://bit.ly/78Cnvo
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Male 134
wasnt there a news post about this chick a long ass time ago? it was about why her mother named her such weird things. i vaguely remember it.
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Male 29
I went to UW-Whitewater, and this chick was LEGENDARY! EVERYONE knew about her. Her parents, apparently, as the story goes, named her after their two favorite things. Eff me, she actually got a job!
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Male 1,455
Is she single?
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Male 126
Could be worse... Clamydia Champagne
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Male 25,416
Really! sound interesting!
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Male 17,512
Do you think anyone will prank the police and say,"I found Marijuana in U.W.Whitewater School" ?
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Female 2,674
If I were her I would have changed my name by now :X
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Male 218
marijuana pepsi eh?
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Male 359
Freakin` corporate hippies......boooooooooo...
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Male 14
Not only that, but Pepsi too.
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Female 247
haha, checking that URL now...
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Male 1,204
How do I enroll?
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Male 594
Wow.
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Male 819
Marijuana Pepsi? God her parents really didn`t want a child and really took it out on her... You think she would have changed her name....
Can this be real?
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Male 904
Ahahahaha! The poor dear.
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Male 19,861
Link: Dear Student: Meet Your New Academic Advisor [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s gonna be an awesome semester!
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