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Date: 09/20/10 11:48 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Link: Dear Student: Meet Your New Academic Advisor - It`s gonna be an awesome semester!
  2. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Ahahahaha! The poor dear.
  3. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Marijuana Pepsi? God her parents really didn`t want a child and really took it out on her... You think she would have changed her name....
    Can this be real?
  4. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Wow.
  5. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    How do I enroll?
  6. Profile photo of taelmx
    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    haha, checking that URL now...
  7. Profile photo of FLGM
    FLGM Male 13-17
    14 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Not only that, but Pepsi too.
  8. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    Freakin` corporate hippies......boooooooooo...
  9. Profile photo of Anger
    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    marijuana pepsi eh?
  10. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    If I were her I would have changed my name by now :X
  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Do you think anyone will prank the police and say,"I found Marijuana in U.W.Whitewater School" ?
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Really! sound interesting!
  13. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Could be worse... Clamydia Champagne
  14. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Is she single?
  15. Profile photo of rastaspoon
    rastaspoon Male 30-39
    29 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    I went to UW-Whitewater, and this chick was LEGENDARY! EVERYONE knew about her. Her parents, apparently, as the story goes, named her after their two favorite things. Eff me, she actually got a job!
  16. Profile photo of Xpekt
    Xpekt Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    wasnt there a news post about this chick a long ass time ago? it was about why her mother named her such weird things. i vaguely remember it.
  17. Profile photo of pomokey
    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    in case you think it`s fake... http://bit.ly/78Cnvo
  18. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    I heard all about her from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel newspaper, I think, when she was in graduate school getting a masters degree. This is not fake. She talked about how she did not want to change the name that her parents gave her despite all the ridicule she receives.
  19. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    that`s f*cking awesome.
  20. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    Best name since Chuck Norris
  21. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Someone`s parents were potheads. lol That`s awesome.
  22. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    I love you, Mary Jane.
  23. Profile photo of randasaur
    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    Wow. I`m guessing she`s really come up in the world. Her parents must be so proud... /retarded.
  24. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    she kinda looks like a joint
  25. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Wait, what? her middle name is "Pepsi?" Is she, by chance, related to Frito Pendejo?
  26. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    what are the odds she is married to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
  27. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Well,you`ll never forget her name.
  28. Profile photo of Procyon19
    Procyon19 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    That`s why I love living in Wisconsin!
  29. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Did anyone else notice her second name is Pepsi?
  30. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Marijuana and Pepsi, the two necessities of college.
  31. Profile photo of ketchyshuby
    ketchyshuby Male 30-39
    6 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    yes her name is real her mother named her after her 2 favorite things, i live in the area and its not the first time her name has been in the news
  32. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    I remember hearing a story about someone who didn`t have a name for their kid, and heard something in the hospital they liked, so they used that as the kid`s name. Meconium was the name she chose.
  33. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    @bizzarmind
    I see what you did thar!
  34. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    I almost went to Whitewater too. A few friends are there. Good school besides her name.
  35. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    @ Hedanito
    No.
  36. Profile photo of jimbro
    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    a friend of mine was a doctor at children`s hospital in my home town. he told us the tale of a family with twins who were so grateful to the hospital for naming their children for them:

    Femalea and Maleb (maleeb)

    they were given wrist bands when they were born and they were labeled: female A and male B.
  37. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    Crap! I checked the URL and sure enough, it`s real!
  38. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Awesome.
  39. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    woot i graduated from this college in 2007, schools definitely real but i never met this lady
  40. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    I can understand having morons for parents, but why is she a grown woman and still hasn`t changed her name?
  41. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Why on earth would you not change your name?
  42. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    This has to be fake.
  43. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Her mom musta been one helluva stoner.
  44. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    I was thinking of naming my kid Xbox Porno Patton.
  45. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Well it IS pretty sounding...
  46. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Yeah, and my mom just HAD to name me Kelly. Seriously, if I get a time machine i`ll name myself something cool like this.
  47. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    I think maybe she should just go by Mary-Jane
  48. Profile photo of sqeakii00
    sqeakii00 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    I think my brother pulled this girl over.
  49. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    I remember seeing this lady on the news once because of her name. She really is named that go look it up.
  50. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    middle name Pepsi. How drating perfect is this?
  51. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Yes, somewhere there is a person that totally didm`t see it coming when she named her kid.

    How many people name their children Adolph or, within the last 15 years, Monica?
    Lee Harvey?
    Dick?
  52. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    Seriously?
  53. Profile photo of okami23
    okami23 Female 13-17
    94 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    who the hell names their kid marijuana??
  54. Profile photo of doinitmyway
    doinitmyway Female 70 & Over
    5 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Marijuana pepsi??????? WHY
  55. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    stoner parents!
  56. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I refuse to believe that this is real.
  57. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    She`s real, check this Today show vid out.

    Marijuana Pepsi

    There`s even a sign outside her office that says:
    "Please have a seat here if your are waiting for MARIJUANA"
  58. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Well, it`s spanish for "Mary Jane". She must be proud of the name as she didn`t shorten it to Mary P. Sawyer
  59. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    MrPeabody, Thanks for that link. I would embed the video here if NBC would play nice. But they don`t.
  60. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    My mom is a nurse and she once met a woman who named her daughter a name that was pronounced (FEH-MAL-EH). When my mom commented on how interesting a name it was, the woman said "Oh, the doctors named her that and we liked it so much we kept it."

    When my mother looked at her chart, the baby`s name was "Female".

    I kid you not.
  61. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    It`s like her mother looked around inside the car she was born in, picked out two items laying around, and named her.
  62. Profile photo of Buffie92
    Buffie92 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    LMFAO @ xKiesix! That is too funny!
  63. Profile photo of wellsy57
    wellsy57 Male 50-59
    227 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    I got MrPeabody`s vid up to YouTube, and submited to IAB. It`s kinda interesting. I hope we see it here soon.
  64. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    I am from Wisconsin and UW-Whitewater is well known in the state as the party school. Why is it when I see things about my state they are always embarrassing? Somehow this just doesn`t surprise me.
  65. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer? Did her parents get the chair for unprecedented child abuse by naming her that?
  66. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    @xKiesix - My Aunt works in registration for a big hospital in cali.

    her worst name was "Superman". Yes, one word, first name, "Superman". When she told me that, my love for humanity died forever.
  67. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    I enjoy shooting also!
  68. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    woooooahhah.. girl ur name be crazy
  69. Profile photo of MRmatthew
    MRmatthew Male 13-17
    3 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    typo obviously, she meant shooting up.
  70. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    most awesome name...ever!!

    even better - the middle name. only improvement would be if her last name was Frito-Lay.

    nothing wrong with Wisconsin itellifyou - great party state aeb this guidance counselor!!
  71. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Hahahahaha THIS is why you shouldn`t name your kid while high or drunk
  72. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Wow, that`s some weird name. I mean, who in their right mind would EVER name their kid Pepsi?
  73. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    I knew someone whose name is Pepsi, her two brothers are named Chung Wong and PeeToe.
  74. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    Monika is Spammer.
  75. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    601 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 10:07 pm
    GO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!
  76. Profile photo of FreshKitty
    FreshKitty Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    I go to Whitewater...thanks IAB for making our college look bad.
  77. Profile photo of vw
    vw Female 30-39
    406 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    Marijuana Pepsi, the most precious thing(s) to her parents.
  78. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 12:12 am
    THATS FREAKING PERFECT!!
  79. Profile photo of kreemie
    kreemie Female 18-29
    20 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 1:00 am
    hahahah i actually checked it out and its not shopped!!!
    her parents are dratin cruel people!!!
  80. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 2:15 am
    wow this is what happens when your parents are a bunch of morons.
  81. Profile photo of Manipura
    Manipura Female 18-29
    61 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 2:21 am
    aha ahaha hahahaha
  82. Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    713 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 3:53 am
    i suppose it`s better than `marijuana coke sawyer`
  83. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 5:00 am
    I`m getting old. I read that and thought `Man, I`d love a Pepsi`
  84. Profile photo of Hoofer
    Hoofer Male 18-29
    132 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:04 am
    I only made an account because...I go to this college, and that`s hilarious.
  85. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:37 am
    This is inspiring! With a name like that, I`m sure she comes from a pretty tough background. But she went to school, did her own thing and has what looks to be a pretty good career.

    Good for her :)
  86. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 8:05 am
    @freshkitty....someone`s name doesn`t make your school look bad.
  87. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 8:10 am
    She never smoked the stuff, and prefers orange soda
  88. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:34 am
    hey! i remember this lady! good ol Marijuana...
  89. Profile photo of scromlette
    scromlette Female 18-29
    75 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:40 am
    You would think such an intelligent seeming person would have the sense to legally have their name changed...
  90. Profile photo of Kaylia
    Kaylia Female 18-29
    41 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Who on God`s Earth names their kids that????!!! Did they hate her for not being a boy or something?? Oh wait thats China sorry
  91. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 10:09 am
    kaylia...i wouldn`t doubt it...

    sh*t...imma be pissed if i have a girl...but i won`t ruin her whole life...

    ..she`ll be ruining mine...
  92. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    long ago you could have probably found her parents at a pot rally.
  93. Profile photo of Bleaurgh
    Bleaurgh Male 30-39
    41 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    hockey player is better!!
  94. Profile photo of MMcKay
    MMcKay Male 30-39
    3 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    My wife went to Whitewater with her, her parents named her after their two favorite things
  95. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer. Maybe they thought they`d get something from pepsi out of it
  96. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer...Epic Name and full of Win
  97. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    Actually, there is a post floating around here on I-A-B about Ms. Sawyer.
  98. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    @OmgZelda-I remember that post. Cool lady. Cooler name.
  99. Profile photo of LilJackanape
    LilJackanape Female 60-69
    149 posts
    October 3, 2010 at 12:22 am
    oh yea theres a vid about her further up on iab

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