Crazy Candidate 1

Submitted by: typh01d 6 years ago in

At least this man wasn"t apathetic.
There are 49 comments:
Male 3,631
Wow, I`d hate to get trapped on a drunk bus with this guy..
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Male 1,625
He knows his audience loves their wrestling.
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Female 2
Oh man that was hilarious!
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Male 166
i think he tried to hold up thirteen fingers lol, "who the **** said that?!?!... THANK YOU!!!!!" BWAAAHAHHAA!!!
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Male 27
sanderson that was hilarious
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Male 451
I don`t think he`s commited,I think he SHOULD be commited. Ah,republicans,what would I laugh at without them?
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Male 134
is it just me or does it look like a grown up version of the "Gingers do have souls" kid? with dyed hair of course lol.

i know you people agree with me! :p
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Male 2,424
Who is this guys campaign manager, Joseph Goebbels?

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Male 6
Sounds like someone is thrice married, and lives in a van down by the river....
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Male 47
"What you see of me tonight is what everyone outside those doors is going to get over the next 4 years!!"

Something tells me he didn`t get that nomination.
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Male 125
You would think that he`d know his favourite quote by heart.
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Male 47
Sounds like someone did some drugs before going on stage. The whole time you`re expecting him to do one of three things:
A) Pass Out
B) Jump out the window behind him
C) Pull a gun and/or hulk out on the audience

If i was in that crowd I`d be scared out of my wits to think that this man walks around without a straitjacket.
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Male 306
What the hell, this guy is too committed.
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Female 91
and I don`t do coke!
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Female 387
Omg, I didn`t know Patrick Warburton was running treasury!
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Female 798
I`m assuming he`s going for a forceful and assertive style but honestly comes off as sort of a whiny bitch on the verge of crying.
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Male 104
I want to follow this guy around and yell "Seig Heil!" at his speeches.
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Male 2,005
madness?
THIS!
IS!
POLITICS!!
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Male 47
"And a master`s degree in COMmUNICaTION!!"
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Male 516
There were probably always crazies like this, we just never saw them. Thank you, youtube!!
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Male 2,506
"Come through swinging"
"Both barrels guns loaded"
:\ Idk i-a-b...
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Male 812
This is politics.
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Male 12,138
No Handys you`re right, I did not. Besides, not being completely serious. Just that this guy reminded me of Glenn Beck`s famous meltdown on air that time - I *know* not all Republicans are aggressive, was being a little facetious (maybe even mischievous ;-))
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Male 2,402
@davymid
I guess you never seen southern Democrats in action. Especially in the days of Sam Rayburn and LBJ during the 1960`s. They made this guy look tame.
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Male 12,138
Why do Republicans always seem so [quote]aggressive?[/quote]
Nice touch though that he`s wearing a black tie: clearly in mourning for his political career.
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Male 179
[five minute pause]

AND A MASTER`S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION!
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Male 25,416
meh
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Male 10
Let me tell you something brother! *flex*
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Male 3,483
I couldn`t watch the damn thing... I was getting motion sickness.

However I did listen to him, and I do agree that government should start at the local level.
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Male 2,033
I dratING LOVE BEING A POLITICIAN. ALSO PUPPIES! I LOVE PETTING THEM!! RARGH!

Also...I am aso out of cocaine so like, someone page me if you know where can score.. NOW!


*reads speach*`


Oh, also, some very precise words about what other people wanted. NOW WHERE IS MY COKE?!?!?!?!
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Male 316
He`s a FOGGOT!
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Male 907
He sure is worked up about some jerkwater minor political job. He must have a script since he can`t say ten words without staring into his notes. I thought around 4:00 that maybe his medication had started to kick in. No such luck. Why are those people applauding? Oh yes, they`re afraid of what will happen if they don`t
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Male 53
if this guy aint on drugs....
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Male 269
a Masters degree in communication? Him? From where, Chris Farley university? (for those who dont know he was on SNL)
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Male 65
Sadly from my home county... thank god he didn`t get the nomination. Granted, wouldve made the opposition`s job easier.
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Male 8
only in america this guy has a masters degree in communication..
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Male 602
"Alright team what we are gonna do is in the second half we are gonna HIT THE GROUND RUNNING! We are gonna tell Spraybury High that this isn`t BUSINESS AS USUAL!!!"

Really he has a great job future as a football coach.

I love this though...."Albert Einstein issued my favorite quote in the whole history of spoken word...crap wait what was it again?" And this man...has a communication degree?
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Male 2,402
Hmm...for such a man of high caliber. Having succeed in acquiring two bachelors and two masters degrees. You would think with his gigantic mental capabilities he could memorize a small speech.
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Male 1,108
Don`t worry, he lost.
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Male 440
That shrill cracking is th sound of his political career sinking.
i really hope someone edits this video with some WWE music or something.
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Male 2,121
"I HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN IN TIMES GOOD! AND I HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN IN TIMES BAD!
[hold for applause]"

"DRASTIC TIMES REQUIRE WHAT?"
"Drastic mea-"
"DRASTIC MEASURES YES!! WHO SAID THAT?! THANK YOU!"


It scares me that people like this might one day rule America.
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Male 5,194
It`s like he snorted three lines first. Can you IMAGINE having this coked-up jackass in charge of anything, anywhere, ever?
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Male 10
someone forgot their pills
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Male 1,256
Holy poop.
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Male 309
"IF NOMINATED TONIGHT I WILL WIN THIS ELECTION! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS! AND TELL YOUR HUSBAND! BECAUSE THEY RAPING EVERYBODY OUT HERE!!!!"
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Female 412
He has a Master`s Degree in communication? Wow, I had to perform way better to get my Bachelor`s Degree. I think I`ll go for a Master`s as well now, looking at him it shouldn`t take me more than a week...
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Male 4,807
Video taking 101... zoom out once in a while.
Don`t make audience nauseous for 5 minutes straight.
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Male 696
Phil Davidson for fuhrer!!!
*manically pounds podium*
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Male 2
Link: Crazy Candidate 1 [Rate Link] - At least this man wasn`t apathetic.
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