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Date: 09/11/10 02:00 PM

49 Responses to Crazy Candidate 1

  1. Profile photo of typh01d
    typh01d Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Link: Crazy Candidate 1 - At least this man wasn`t apathetic.
  2. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    Phil Davidson for fuhrer!!!
    *manically pounds podium*
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Video taking 101... zoom out once in a while.
    Don`t make audience nauseous for 5 minutes straight.
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    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    He has a Master`s Degree in communication? Wow, I had to perform way better to get my Bachelor`s Degree. I think I`ll go for a Master`s as well now, looking at him it shouldn`t take me more than a week...
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    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    "IF NOMINATED TONIGHT I WILL WIN THIS ELECTION! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS! AND TELL YOUR HUSBAND! BECAUSE THEY RAPING EVERYBODY OUT HERE!!!!"
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Holy poop.
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    REDPlague Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    someone forgot their pills
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    It`s like he snorted three lines first. Can you IMAGINE having this coked-up jackass in charge of anything, anywhere, ever?
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    "I HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN IN TIMES GOOD! AND I HAVE BEEN A REPUBLICAN IN TIMES BAD!
    "

    "DRASTIC TIMES REQUIRE WHAT?"
    "Drastic mea-"
    "DRASTIC MEASURES YES!! WHO SAID THAT?! THANK YOU!"


    It scares me that people like this might one day rule America.
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    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    That shrill cracking is th sound of his political career sinking.
    i really hope someone edits this video with some WWE music or something.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Don`t worry, he lost.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Hmm...for such a man of high caliber. Having succeed in acquiring two bachelors and two masters degrees. You would think with his gigantic mental capabilities he could memorize a small speech.
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    T-Marley Male 70 & Over
    602 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    "Alright team what we are gonna do is in the second half we are gonna HIT THE GROUND RUNNING! We are gonna tell Spraybury High that this isn`t BUSINESS AS USUAL!!!"

    Really he has a great job future as a football coach.

    I love this though...."Albert Einstein issued my favorite quote in the whole history of spoken word...crap wait what was it again?" And this man...has a communication degree?
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    Neiltwo2 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    only in america this guy has a masters degree in communication..
  15. Profile photo of AWalrus
    AWalrus Male 18-29
    65 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Sadly from my home county... thank god he didn`t get the nomination. Granted, wouldve made the opposition`s job easier.
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    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    a Masters degree in communication? Him? From where, Chris Farley university? (for those who dont know he was on SNL)
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    Thjoass Male 18-29
    53 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    if this guy aint on drugs....
  18. Profile photo of bordo
    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    He sure is worked up about some jerkwater minor political job. He must have a script since he can`t say ten words without staring into his notes. I thought around 4:00 that maybe his medication had started to kick in. No such luck. Why are those people applauding? Oh yes, they`re afraid of what will happen if they don`t
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    tws8631 Male 50-59
    316 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    He`s a FOGGOT!
  20. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    I dratING LOVE BEING A POLITICIAN. ALSO PUPPIES! I LOVE PETTING THEM!! RARGH!

    Also...I am aso out of cocaine so like, someone page me if you know where can score.. NOW!


    *reads speach*`


    Oh, also, some very precise words about what other people wanted. NOW WHERE IS MY COKE?!?!?!?!
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    I couldn`t watch the damn thing... I was getting motion sickness.

    However I did listen to him, and I do agree that government should start at the local level.
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    awkwaRd Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    Let me tell you something brother! *flex*
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    meh
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    bryantm3 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 11:43 pm


    AND A MASTER`S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Why do Republicans always seem so aggressive?
    Nice touch though that he`s wearing a black tie: clearly in mourning for his political career.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 12:32 am
    @davymid
    I guess you never seen southern Democrats in action. Especially in the days of Sam Rayburn and LBJ during the 1960`s. They made this guy look tame.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 12:37 am
    No Handys you`re right, I did not. Besides, not being completely serious. Just that this guy reminded me of Glenn Beck`s famous meltdown on air that time - I *know* not all Republicans are aggressive, was being a little facetious (maybe even mischievous ;-))
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 1:24 am
    This is politics.
  29. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 2:10 am
    "Come through swinging"
    "Both barrels guns loaded"
    :\ Idk i-a-b...
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    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 5:25 am
    There were probably always crazies like this, we just never saw them. Thank you, youtube!!
  31. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 7:08 am
    "And a master`s degree in COMmUNICaTION!!"
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 7:19 am
    madness?
    THIS!
    IS!
    POLITICS!!
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    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 7:28 am
    I want to follow this guy around and yell "Seig Heil!" at his speeches.
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 8:34 am
    I`m assuming he`s going for a forceful and assertive style but honestly comes off as sort of a whiny bitch on the verge of crying.
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    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Omg, I didn`t know Patrick Warburton was running treasury!
  36. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 11:03 am
    and I don`t do coke!
  37. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 11:09 am
    What the hell, this guy is too committed.
  38. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Sounds like someone did some drugs before going on stage. The whole time you`re expecting him to do one of three things:
    A) Pass Out
    B) Jump out the window behind him
    C) Pull a gun and/or hulk out on the audience

    If i was in that crowd I`d be scared out of my wits to think that this man walks around without a straitjacket.
  39. Profile photo of Chris_Red
    Chris_Red Male 18-29
    125 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    You would think that he`d know his favourite quote by heart.
  40. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    "What you see of me tonight is what everyone outside those doors is going to get over the next 4 years!!"

    Something tells me he didn`t get that nomination.
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    sanderson32 Male 40-49
    6 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Sounds like someone is thrice married, and lives in a van down by the river....
  42. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Who is this guys campaign manager, Joseph Goebbels?

  43. Profile photo of Kratos-Zan
    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    is it just me or does it look like a grown up version of the "Gingers do have souls" kid? with dyed hair of course lol.

    i know you people agree with me! :p
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    zeegrr Male 40-49
    156 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 5:26 am
    I don`t think he`s commited,I think he SHOULD be commited. Ah,republicans,what would I laugh at without them?
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    jfunkhsr Male 18-29
    27 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 5:36 am
    sanderson that was hilarious
  46. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 9:44 am
    i think he tried to hold up thirteen fingers lol, "who the **** said that?!?!... THANK YOU!!!!!" BWAAAHAHHAA!!!
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    nadia4002 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Oh man that was hilarious!
  48. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    He knows his audience loves their wrestling.
  49. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    November 6, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Wow, I`d hate to get trapped on a drunk bus with this guy..

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