Craigslist Announcement: About My Orgy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

A person"s orgy as well as their cat are two sacred things--don"t mess with either.
There are 42 comments:
Male 15,832
[quote]I think the pussy jokes are a little worn out.[/quote]
I think her pussy must be worn out. An orgy requires more than one female. That appears not to be the case here.
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Female 463
@DarkFerret-my thoughts exactly
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Female 535
This person doesn`t even acknowledge the gender of the cat. Guess the cat wasn`t loved that much.
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Male 2,748
that`s low, stealin a mans cat while he`s trying to have sex with several strangers... for shame.
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Male 137
I think the pussy jokes are a little worn out.
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Female 2,289
pussy jokes are getting really lame really fast
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Male 819
Umm guys I`m pretty sure this was a pussy free party....
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Female 307
I guess whoever took the cat took `getting pussy` literally...
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Female 130
pissed because "I just bought a new bag of food" AHAHAHA
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Male 25,416
Is it rape? talking a pussy with out ownership being consential!
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Male 678
looks like everyone brought a little pussy to the party.
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Male 23
pics or it never happened...also, you said you were in a gangbang, so we can assume you were kneedeep in pussy..it was raining muff. so, how the drat do you loose the pussy, if the pussy is surrounding you ? either you are G.W.BUSH or you`re trolling
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Male 662
Maybe he didn`t get some and left pissed.
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Male 1,351
@GuardianGnome,
You are the hero of this post, without a doubt.
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Female 839
that cat is now being used as a sex slave
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Female 673
@NotTHATbored Meh, I just assumed the poster was female because it`s under women seeking men. You could be right though. :-|
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Female 1,101
I could be wrong, but I don`t think it`s a girl that wrote this, I`m thinking this is a gay train kind of thing...
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Female 673
Her cat was stolen DURING the gang bang? wtf, so a few guys showed up that didn`t even participate? Why didn`t she just tell them to leave?
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Male 180
OMG! I was so totally there! The cat freaked out about all the people and ran out.

WTF? - I can`t believe she put it on CL!

Weird ... it was a bare-back train and I was like 10 or 12 (not that I really counted) and an f-ing mess when I went in. Like a bowl of whipping cream and streaming out. *UGH* Got it all over my nads and legs.

She was def hot, though.

(I made all this up, btw.)
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Male 2,893
I can imagine being in a gangbang and miss-placing your pussy..........
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Male 583
i thought it said "car" at first and was like wtf??? an indoor/outdoor car?
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Female 1,329
So they come and steal a cat and leave all the maybe high priced technology behind. They are not very smart cat burglars, are they?
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Female 17
is this for real?
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Male 5,314
hella
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Male 5,413
Well... that was....informative.
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Male 91
he must really like his kitty
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Male 48
They probably thought they were going to the party to get a pussy.....not pussy....
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Male 6,694
Train party huh ? Well well well. I think I`ll just stick with football partys.
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Male 417
ahh the man train...
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Male 880
So kitties aren`t a door prize at gang bangs...

The more you know.
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Male 1,610
If you can`t trust a bunch of random guys who come over to run a train on your and your friends, who can ya trust?
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Male 38,511
well, you have to wipe your d**k on something and then he probably didn`t want the host to know he did it so he took the cat to wash it and then it drowned and he`s running an ad on Craig`s List to find a matching cat to return.

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Male 210
@5Cats: "a train party" with just guys? Oy! And I don`t even know what a train party is!!

Umm... You`re 40-49, Canadian, and have the user name "5 Cats." You know full well what a train party is.
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Male 37,888
Oooo, it`s under "women seeking men" so there were two pussies (one a cat) at least :) lolz!
I`m guessing the kitty just thought "Oh noes! My owner`s in heat again!" and fled for the hills.
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Male 188
The cat probably assumed he was next and ran for it.

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Male 37,888
"a train party" with just guys? Oy! And I don`t even know what a train party is!!
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Male 5,617
No, no. It`s rational.
The parties suspected of taking the cat must have participated in said gang bang which was probably an arrangement that can be seen as prostitution/solicitation.
Perfectly logical.

I`m wondering: Is he ACTUALLY talking about a cat or a person?
"I invited you people over to eff the hell out of my `kitty` and she left with you. Kinda crappy since I just bought her that diamond bracelet. I`d like it back. I won`t be angry."
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Male 11
The AASPCA just heard that she was being rough with her kitty and mis-understood what really happened.
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Female 533
i dunno why, but this is effin hilarious to me
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Male 3,915
wow........

...wow...
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Male 2,424
Aww, I just wanted a souvenir. Do I really have to give it back?
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Male 20,196
Link: Craigslist Announcement: About My Orgy [Pic] [Rate Link] - A person`s orgy as well as their cat are two sacred things--don`t mess with either.
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