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Date: 09/09/10 10:03 AM

42 Responses to Craigslist Announcement: About My Orgy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Link: Craigslist Announcement: About My Orgy - A person`s orgy as well as their cat are two sacred things--don`t mess with either.
  2. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Aww, I just wanted a souvenir. Do I really have to give it back?
  3. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:10 am
    wow........

    ...wow...
  4. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:14 am
    i dunno why, but this is effin hilarious to me
  5. Profile photo of Silverbolt
    Silverbolt Male 30-39
    11 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:34 am
    The AASPCA just heard that she was being rough with her kitty and mis-understood what really happened.
  6. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:35 am
    No, no. It`s rational.
    The parties suspected of taking the cat must have participated in said gang bang which was probably an arrangement that can be seen as prostitution/solicitation.
    Perfectly logical.

    I`m wondering: Is he ACTUALLY talking about a cat or a person?
    "I invited you people over to eff the hell out of my `kitty` and she left with you. Kinda crappy since I just bought her that diamond bracelet. I`d like it back. I won`t be angry."
  7. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:36 am
    "a train party" with just guys? Oy! And I don`t even know what a train party is!!
  8. Profile photo of Shadowkin
    Shadowkin Male 40-49
    188 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:38 am
    The cat probably assumed he was next and ran for it.

  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32761 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Oooo, it`s under "women seeking men" so there were two pussies (one a cat) at least :) lolz!
    I`m guessing the kitty just thought "Oh noes! My owner`s in heat again!" and fled for the hills.
  10. Profile photo of sirrix
    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:48 am
    @5Cats: "a train party" with just guys? Oy! And I don`t even know what a train party is!!

    Umm... You`re 40-49, Canadian, and have the user name "5 Cats." You know full well what a train party is.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:50 am
    well, you have to wipe your d**k on something and then he probably didn`t want the host to know he did it so he took the cat to wash it and then it drowned and he`s running an ad on Craig`s List to find a matching cat to return.

  12. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:50 am
    If you can`t trust a bunch of random guys who come over to run a train on your and your friends, who can ya trust?
  13. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:54 am
    So kitties aren`t a door prize at gang bangs...

    The more you know.
  14. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:16 am
    ahh the man train...
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Train party huh ? Well well well. I think I`ll just stick with football partys.
  16. Profile photo of fr3ck0
    fr3ck0 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:31 am
    They probably thought they were going to the party to get a pussy.....not pussy....
  17. Profile photo of kendough808
    kendough808 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:33 am
    he must really like his kitty
  18. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Well... that was....informative.
  19. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    hella
  20. Profile photo of savapenne
    savapenne Female 18-29
    17 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    is this for real?
  21. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    So they come and steal a cat and leave all the maybe high priced technology behind. They are not very smart cat burglars, are they?
  22. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    i thought it said "car" at first and was like wtf??? an indoor/outdoor car?
  23. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    I can imagine being in a gangbang and miss-placing your pussy..........
  24. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    OMG! I was so totally there! The cat freaked out about all the people and ran out.

    WTF? - I can`t believe she put it on CL!

    Weird ... it was a bare-back train and I was like 10 or 12 (not that I really counted) and an f-ing mess when I went in. Like a bowl of whipping cream and streaming out. *UGH* Got it all over my nads and legs.

    She was def hot, though.

    (I made all this up, btw.)
  25. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Her cat was stolen DURING the gang bang? wtf, so a few guys showed up that didn`t even participate? Why didn`t she just tell them to leave?
  26. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    I could be wrong, but I don`t think it`s a girl that wrote this, I`m thinking this is a gay train kind of thing...
  27. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    @NotTHATbored Meh, I just assumed the poster was female because it`s under women seeking men. You could be right though. :-|
  28. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    that cat is now being used as a sex slave
  29. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    @GuardianGnome,
    You are the hero of this post, without a doubt.
  30. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    Maybe he didn`t get some and left pissed.
  31. Profile photo of 555geo666
    555geo666 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    pics or it never happened...also, you said you were in a gangbang, so we can assume you were kneedeep in pussy..it was raining muff. so, how the drat do you loose the pussy, if the pussy is surrounding you ? either you are G.W.BUSH or you`re trolling
  32. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    looks like everyone brought a little pussy to the party.
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Is it rape? talking a pussy with out ownership being consential!
  34. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    pissed because "I just bought a new bag of food" AHAHAHA
  35. Profile photo of Happy_Pandas
    Happy_Pandas Female 13-17
    307 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    I guess whoever took the cat took `getting pussy` literally...
  36. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Umm guys I`m pretty sure this was a pussy free party....
  37. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    pussy jokes are getting really lame really fast
  38. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    I think the pussy jokes are a little worn out.
  39. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    that`s low, stealin a mans cat while he`s trying to have sex with several strangers... for shame.
  40. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 12:49 am
    This person doesn`t even acknowledge the gender of the cat. Guess the cat wasn`t loved that much.
  41. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 7:17 am
    @DarkFerret-my thoughts exactly
  42. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    I think the pussy jokes are a little worn out.
    I think her pussy must be worn out. An orgy requires more than one female. That appears not to be the case here.

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