Cliff Clavin`s Buffalo & Beer Theory [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Sounds great to us. Drink up, genius friends.
There are 71 comments:
Male 3,915
lol...post is so awesome...

and zebrameat....my brother is autistic...

...so no...not harsh...

..some people are so damn sensitive
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Male 6,694
What a great old show.
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Female 203
I don`t get why this is supposed to be confusing....
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Male 22
Where the F@*K is the `Spam` button?!?!?!?
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Male 107
In related news, let´s get our rifles and hunt down some retards to make our society better.

Just kidding IAB, too harsh?
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Male 96
We have this tacked up st the bar where i work.
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Male 291
I love Cheers
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Female 314
exactly
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Male 432
I think I like this theory.
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Male 2,419
@lazerdude
you, as a 13-17 year old, must have so much experience on what drinking a couple beers does to you
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Male 776
jeez lazerdude.... chill out


....grab a beer -_- at least it would make you more clever
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Male 542
Haha. Slow brain cells.
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Male 955
lol classic
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Male 720
Yes lazerdude, that happens to everyone that ever tastes alcohol and this most certainly wasn`t a joke.
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Male 221
And then, the liver gets damaged. After that, your arrested for being drunk and disordley, in some cases, for drink-driving. You may also have broken bones. Then, as you have spent about your life-savings on alcohol, you are bankrupt. Finally, you are diagnosed with an illness to the liver. So, your a criminal, bankrupt, terminally ill, have broken bones and drunk all the time. But, on the bright side, you are very clever, aren`t you? Or so you think.
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Male 1,678
or maybe even love it.
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Male 1,678
Just another reason to clove cheers.
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Male 55
@Pyrosisflame

Oh, how very wrong you are.
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Male 4,014
Precisely.
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Male 590
well i say that IS how it works!
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Male 592
Beer doesn`t kill brain cells it numbs them.
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Female 3,001
for those saying thats not how it works, I dont really think IAB-ers really needed that explained to them. good post though :)
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Male 76
EPIC!
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Male 1,067
I love this :D
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Male 1,704
beer is a bad subject this morning!
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Male 1,929
Yeah, not to be Buzz Killington, but thats not how it works....

I`ll leave now.
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Male 121
THAT`S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,841
Reason #672 why Cheers is an awesome show.
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Male 312
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Are any of you old enough to drink beer even? NO!"

Where I come from beer is legal to minors. Hell, you can even drink wine or champagne as a minor. And I`m talking about 10 year old minors too. In fact, we had a school party with a teacher in a restaurant once, I think it was in 6th or 7th grade, and some of the kids got a beer or more. I didn`t, though.
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Male 1
Are any of you old enough to drink beer even? NO!
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Male 286
....that makes sense, but my brain cells are to slow to accept it.
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Male 221
Green_Batman`s right there is no natural selection because their is no reproduction with brain cells
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Female 728
The difference is that Buffalo can reproduce, neurons can`t.
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Female 1,593
Thought the title said "Cliff Calvin`s Buffalo & Beans Theory".

I`m slightly disappointed.
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Male 122
yeah
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Male 1,744
I`ve been living by this credo ever since I first heard it. It makes utter sense.
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Male 322
well, i know what i`m doing tonight.
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Male 5,190
This is the greatest theory ever!!
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Male 2,893
I`ve never thought about it that way........
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Female 9,402
Gotta love Cheers.
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Male 1,240
I vote that Pocketmoron is wrong and that alcohol is awesome. Who`s with me?
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Male 75
all I can picture going on in my brain now is a war between beer and my braincells, and its the fat ones in the frontline getting the drat kicked out of them :D
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Male 1,625
Huzzah for beer!
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Male 2
long time lurker - 1st time poster

@ pocketmoron - think about adding a philosophy class, you may get it then...
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Male 25,416
Thats such an old post!
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Male 1,451
pocketmoron, you forgot the fact that you`re wrong and brain cells do reproduce. We used to think we were born with all the brain cells we were going to ever have but we have recently discovered that this just isn`t true.

Oh, and you also forgot the fact that this is a joke.
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Male 101
@ SC fan

indeed he should
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Male 15,510
Lol alcoholics make up the weirdest excuses
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Male 2,085
@pocketmoron: You should change your name to Buzz Killington.
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Male 38
@pocketmoron: Actually, you could`ve helped yourself by not commenting, but I guess that nagging need for praise and validation overwhelmed you. We really don`t need to know how smart you think you are, we just want to enjoy the entertainment...
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Male 4,793
pocketmoron, you do your name justice.
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Male 37
WOW THANK YOU POCKETMORON, NOW WE CAN ALL SLEEP EASIER.
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Female 3,598
@pocketmoron, you can`t let us have any fun can you?
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Male 67
That`s actually a good argument!
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Male 191
Lol, natural selection only makes sense because the fast buffalo reproduce and their offspring (depending on their mate and the exact heritability of buffalo speed) are faster (having inherited the `fast` gene, or some/all of the genes that contribute to speed). A) alcohol doesn`t discriminate between brain cells being fast/slow, and B) brain cells don`t reproduce, C) Brain cells aren`t don`t exhibit enough variance to select for one and not another.

Also, buffalo predator-prey dynamics are more complex than `slowest dies`.

Brain cells equate more to having several precious jewels. Breaking/destroying the ugliest jewels doesn`t make the other jewels any prettier.

And, yea, i know that`s douchie, but I`m in both a human genetics class and an ecology class, and I couldn`t stop myslef :)
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Male 213
brain kills beer cells...
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Female 2,352
I`ll drink to this. lol
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Male 168
cliff is a genius
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Male 1,193
Weed* not alcohol
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Male 17,512
There is a big difference between culling the herd and mass extinction, Many drinkers lean toward the latter.
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Male 2,549
Very fine logic. Now let`s get this Friday started! L`Chaim!! *clink clink*
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Female 533
hmm that does make sense
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Male 116
i lol`d
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Female 678
Ah yes the buffalo theory. I use this to explain why smoking pot is a good thing. haha
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Male 7,585
hell, makes perfect sense to me.
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Male 757
i loved this show
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Male 770
i already knew that.
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Female 3,696
Hahahah <3 Good guys Here`s to you! *lifts glass*
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Male 13
BRILLIANT!
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Female 3,574
Lol, cute.
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Male 19,854
Link: Cliff Clavin`s Buffalo & Beer Theory [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sounds great to us. Drink up, genius friends.
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