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Date: 09/24/10 01:05 PM

71 Responses to Cliff Clavin`s Buffalo & Beer Theory [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Link: Cliff Clavin`s Buffalo & Beer Theory - Sounds great to us. Drink up, genius friends.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Lol, cute.
  3. Profile photo of Ton_Of_Ham
    Ton_Of_Ham Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    BRILLIANT!
  4. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Hahahah <3 Good guys Here`s to you! *lifts glass*
  5. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    i already knew that.
  6. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    i loved this show
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    hell, makes perfect sense to me.
  8. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Ah yes the buffalo theory. I use this to explain why smoking pot is a good thing. haha
  9. Profile photo of Luke139
    Luke139 Male 13-17
    116 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    i lol`d
  10. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    hmm that does make sense
  11. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Very fine logic. Now let`s get this Friday started! L`Chaim!! *clink clink*
  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    September 24, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    There is a big difference between culling the herd and mass extinction, Many drinkers lean toward the latter.
  13. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Weed* not alcohol
  14. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    cliff is a genius
  15. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    I`ll drink to this. lol
  16. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    brain kills beer cells...
  17. Profile photo of pocketmoron
    pocketmoron Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    Lol, natural selection only makes sense because the fast buffalo reproduce and their offspring (depending on their mate and the exact heritability of buffalo speed) are faster (having inherited the `fast` gene, or some/all of the genes that contribute to speed). A) alcohol doesn`t discriminate between brain cells being fast/slow, and B) brain cells don`t reproduce, C) Brain cells aren`t don`t exhibit enough variance to select for one and not another.

    Also, buffalo predator-prey dynamics are more complex than `slowest dies`.

    Brain cells equate more to having several precious jewels. Breaking/destroying the ugliest jewels doesn`t make the other jewels any prettier.

    And, yea, i know that`s douchie, but I`m in both a human genetics class and an ecology class, and I couldn`t stop myslef :)
  18. Profile photo of Yehia
    Yehia Male 18-29
    67 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    That`s actually a good argument!
  19. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    @pocketmoron, you can`t let us have any fun can you?
  20. Profile photo of Uh_No
    Uh_No Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    WOW THANK YOU POCKETMORON, NOW WE CAN ALL SLEEP EASIER.
  21. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    pocketmoron, you do your name justice.
  22. Profile photo of OsirisXero
    OsirisXero Male 40-49
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    September 24, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    @pocketmoron: Actually, you could`ve helped yourself by not commenting, but I guess that nagging need for praise and validation overwhelmed you. We really don`t need to know how smart you think you are, we just want to enjoy the entertainment...
  23. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    @pocketmoron: You should change your name to Buzz Killington.
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Lol alcoholics make up the weirdest excuses
  25. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    @ SC fan

    indeed he should
  26. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    pocketmoron, you forgot the fact that you`re wrong and brain cells do reproduce. We used to think we were born with all the brain cells we were going to ever have but we have recently discovered that this just isn`t true.

    Oh, and you also forgot the fact that this is a joke.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    Thats such an old post!
  28. Profile photo of patw
    patw Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    long time lurker - 1st time poster

    @ pocketmoron - think about adding a philosophy class, you may get it then...
  29. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Huzzah for beer!
  30. Profile photo of benbowles
    benbowles Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    all I can picture going on in my brain now is a war between beer and my braincells, and its the fat ones in the frontline getting the drat kicked out of them :D
  31. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    I vote that Pocketmoron is wrong and that alcohol is awesome. Who`s with me?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Gotta love Cheers.
  33. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    I`ve never thought about it that way........
  34. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    well, i know what i`m doing tonight.
  35. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    I`ve been living by this credo ever since I first heard it. It makes utter sense.
  36. Profile photo of book21
    book21 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    yeah
  37. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Thought the title said "Cliff Calvin`s Buffalo & Beans Theory".

    I`m slightly disappointed.
  38. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    The difference is that Buffalo can reproduce, neurons can`t.
  39. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Green_Batman`s right there is no natural selection because their is no reproduction with brain cells
  40. Profile photo of Eavalos
    Eavalos Male 18-29
    286 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    ....that makes sense, but my brain cells are to slow to accept it.
  41. Profile photo of DJBlankcheck
    DJBlankcheck Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    Are any of you old enough to drink beer even? NO!
  42. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    "
    Are any of you old enough to drink beer even? NO!"

    Where I come from beer is legal to minors. Hell, you can even drink wine or champagne as a minor. And I`m talking about 10 year old minors too. In fact, we had a school party with a teacher in a restaurant once, I think it was in 6th or 7th grade, and some of the kids got a beer or more. I didn`t, though.
  43. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    Reason #672 why Cheers is an awesome show.
  44. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    THAT`S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  45. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Yeah, not to be Buzz Killington, but thats not how it works....

    I`ll leave now.
  46. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 1:56 am
    beer is a bad subject this morning!
  47. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    September 25, 2010 at 2:42 am
    I love this :D
  48. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:00 am
    EPIC!
  49. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    September 25, 2010 at 4:14 am
    for those saying thats not how it works, I dont really think IAB-ers really needed that explained to them. good post though :)
  50. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 6:27 am
    Beer doesn`t kill brain cells it numbs them.
  51. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 6:52 am
    well i say that IS how it works!
  52. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Precisely.
  53. Profile photo of Cookie420
    Cookie420 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 8:37 am
    @Pyrosisflame

    Oh, how very wrong you are.
  54. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    September 25, 2010 at 9:08 am
    Just another reason to clove cheers.
  55. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:09 am
    or maybe even love it.
  56. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 9:38 am
    And then, the liver gets damaged. After that, your arrested for being drunk and disordley, in some cases, for drink-driving. You may also have broken bones. Then, as you have spent about your life-savings on alcohol, you are bankrupt. Finally, you are diagnosed with an illness to the liver. So, your a criminal, bankrupt, terminally ill, have broken bones and drunk all the time. But, on the bright side, you are very clever, aren`t you? Or so you think.
  57. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Yes lazerdude, that happens to everyone that ever tastes alcohol and this most certainly wasn`t a joke.
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    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 10:47 am
    lol classic
  59. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Haha. Slow brain cells.
  60. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 11:07 am
    jeez lazerdude.... chill out


    ....grab a beer -_- at least it would make you more clever
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    @lazerdude
    you, as a 13-17 year old, must have so much experience on what drinking a couple beers does to you
  62. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    I think I like this theory.
  63. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    exactly
  64. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I love Cheers
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    SouthpawSlew Male 18-29
    96 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    We have this tacked up st the bar where i work.
  66. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    In related news, let´s get our rifles and hunt down some retards to make our society better.

    Just kidding IAB, too harsh?
  67. Profile photo of OldSmelly
    OldSmelly Male 30-39
    22 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Where the F@*K is the `Spam` button?!?!?!?
  68. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    I don`t get why this is supposed to be confusing....
  69. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 27, 2010 at 7:27 am
    What a great old show.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2010 at 10:55 am
    lol...post is so awesome...

    and zebrameat....my brother is autistic...

    ...so no...not harsh...

    ..some people are so damn sensitive

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