Canadian Book Of The Week [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

We have no reason to believe that this book is false. This is exactly what we figured Canadian life is like.
There are 126 comments:
Male 819
The young Canadians practice on cats before going after the true great fiend of the north: baby seals....
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Female 277
Ok I just looked through the book and if anyone is still wondering the girl was going to her communion (not wedding dress) and her brother was going to a baseball game. The photographer asked to take their picture so he handed the bat the girl to get his cat in the picture : )
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Female 682
I think the cat`s name is Canada....
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Male 119
Nevermind...it totally is a bat.
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Male 119
That IS a hockey stick....the end of it is cut of my the lettering. Sheesh, look a little closer.
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Male 1,164
I`m with FallenSoul on this one. If there`s no hockey stick or maple leaf, it cannot be from Canada.
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Male 122
Did iab miss the strangely worded title?
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Male 65
I will break down the pic for ya.. The cat is going to be beaten by the girl with the bat because she is pissed at the boy in hot pants because he is totally gay and won`t marry her.. The guy in hot pants is all for it because he feels if he goes along with it, he won`t be gay but what he does not realize is.. in those pants, NOT being gay is impossible.
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Male 923
Whoa I call bull... Where the f is the hockey stick? Who had a baseball bat?
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Female 2,352
There is so much going on. .

And none of it seems like it`s gonna bode well for that kiki.
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Female 646
Hahaha. The shortshorts holey moley
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Male 1,218
She`s going to play baseball dressed like that?
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Female 463
There are so many questions that go with this picture...
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Male 2,576
... All of this is surprisingly accurate.
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Male 77
that`s a really old hockey stick...
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Male 190
I have a copy of that book....

and it does show Canadian life in the early 80`s... so it basically has no insight on anything past 1983.
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Male 1,016
Mom ????Dad ????
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Male 14,331
WHAAAAT!! NO.....
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Male 6,693
Cold does strange things to people.
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Male 6
They aren`t Canadian, skin is too tanned to be one of Us.....
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Male 5,626
"...married at the age of 8, but this is due to the life span of only 32 years...."
Better hurry and meet someone. You`re middle-aged and your options are only becoming more limited...

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Male 782
Cat + Bat.
Let`s play!
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Male 331
Where`s this Canada place? They know about baseball!!!
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Male 296
Yeah that`s totaly Canada, I cant tell because we hold Cat carrying compititions. And are married at the age of 8, but this is due to the life span of only 32 years. Yay Canada!
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Male 65
This isn`t like Canada at all! First of all, my shorts are WAY shorter than that...
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Male 500
I`m Jus off to find some seals, Ethan, ay?
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Male 68
i dont get it...
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Male 4,004
I will go to the library and find this.
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Female 986
Must be those other crazy provinces... :P
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Female 1,071
I want to go to Canada NOW. My kinda place. Giggity
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Male 122
i confused and pissed! get me the pedobear
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Female 1,329
What in the what?! None of what is being shown is right.
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Male 8
so chicks over there dress like my grandma and boys like holding a cat with booty shorts... in Canada
why the drat am i here
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Male 1,834
lol
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Male 243
Who loves short shorts?!
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Female 447
:D This just makes me love Canada even more!
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Male 621
Why do I feel like I`ve seen this book in the past?
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Male 227
when ever I visit Canada I always enjoy playing Cat-Ball with the locals!
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Male 2,085
No hockey stick, not Canadian.
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Female 406
I`m Canadian and my life was never like that! lol
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Male 348
WOOOO!!! WOOOO!!!

I`m taking pride in the mention of my Country.
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Female 3,828
What? I find nothing wrong with this picture. Seems normal to me.
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Female 130
spot on
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Male 325
Maybe Canada`s a person. The better inquery is why did you Northerners name your country after such a weird pussy.
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Male 5,189
Wow lol.
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Female 1,623
Those shorts are what disturb me the most
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Male 2,033
Seems legit to me.
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Male 269
Shouldnt she be holding a hockey stick instead of a baseball bat? Anyway, it still doesnt make a whole lot of sense
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Male 582
Thats it. Im moving to Canada.
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Male 124
@starshimmer
"And this here be my horse:"

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Nice! Looks like an `09 late fall hatchling if I`m not mistaken. The snout is more tapered, showing that the grasses we`re a lot taller and didn`t have to chew so close to the ground.
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Male 312
Canadian men do get a lot of pussy.

I can`t believe I just made that joke...
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Female 331
And this here be my horse:
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Male 2,893
WTF?
That pretty much sums it up......
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Male 1,505
I`m just not really sure how to process this.
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Male 124
@KennyG
"As I am Canadian I can confirm that this book NO longer resembles Canadian life today. We have longer shorts and dropped the cat in favor of beavers. Everything else seems about right. We live dangerously as we have the free health care."

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Don`t forget about the Moose hatcheries and the "The Great Canadian Wallpaper Festival!" I found 2 rolls that have aboriginal pictures of Lake Ontario Guppies. Sweet!
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Male 382
Typical family day games . The kids play bat the cat.
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Male 1,678
Theres something sadistic about this picture
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Female 533
that`s it, I`m moving to Canada
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Male 124
I can`t stop laughing from the bat. I mean seriously, this is Canada...it should be a canoe oar.
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Female 2,120
This is what Canada does all day?
*backs away slowly*


...because my daddy taught me good.
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Female 331
Yup, thats about my typical weekend.
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Male 5,194
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Male 1,598
The book itself isn`t anything interesting, so the publisher decided they`d try to sell it off the cover image alone. And, rest assured, the photographer will be paid handsomely for this.
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Male 5,194
>>We have longer shorts and dropped the cat in favor of beavers.

No problem there, a cat can land on it`s feet.
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Female 9,585
Oh wow.
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Male 353
A Baseball bat and a cat(chers) mitt... I`m just glad he didn`t put his hand in the mitt for the photo!
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Male 485
Oh Lawdy
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Male 2,419
... is this book supposed to be about us allowing gay marriage?
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Male 2,796
"@splurbyburbl
I find your hatred of kevinmiller1 delicious. I`m wondering if you would kick him in the balls if you saw him out and about."

Is that all I am allowed to do?
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Male 1,067
They look so uncomfortable
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Male 905
kennyG said it all
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Male 588
Listen to KennyG, he speaks the truth.

Although in some parts of the country it`s a lacrosse stick instead of a baseball bat.
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Male 25,416
Wow, wtf!
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Male 7,378
You`ve been called out Kevin Miller!
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Male 3,058
@ Splurbyburbl: Do you expect anything less than that from kevinmiller1? You`ll recall he spends most of his time here bitching and moaning about how he sees everything here somewhere else first.

@ kevinmiller1: It`s been awhile dude. Were you deployed? Good to see that you`re right back to trollin`.
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Male 8
As I am Canadian I can confirm that this book NO longer resembles Canadian life today. We have longer shorts and dropped the cat in favor of beavers. Everything else seems about right. We live dangerously as we have the free health care.
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Female 123
@splurbyburbl
I find your hatred of kevinmiller1 delicious. I`m wondering if you would kick him in the balls if you saw him out and about.
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Male 49
This looks like a very twisted murder scene.
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Male 15,510
Why so random, Canada?
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Female 202
who... who made this?
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Male 5,413
That picture is just... I don`t know D:
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Female 635
This probably has a context I`ve missed. PLEASE GOD TELL ME THERE`S SOME CONTEXT I`VE MISSED.
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Male 2,796
@KevinMiller1: "Saw this on reddit last week..."

OK, everyone applaud Kevin here who saw this on another website last week. Thank you Kevin for bringing this to all our attention. We are all better off knowing that there is in fact the same content that come from other sources on the internets. Now I just don`t know what to do with myself knowing that there is sometimes the same content elsewhere. You should probably be a detective or vigilante, what with your attention to detail and all.

But, you may want to protect your identity a little better KEVIN MILLER.
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Male 53
@Luniz82

It seems like you are the one who has been butt hurt based on how defensive you are to the picture I posted ;)

You see, jumping to conclusions is a stupid thing to do
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Male 10,338
The boys wear girl shorts, and the girls beat the boys with baseball bats.

Also, marriage at 10?
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Male 127
Aww.. lookit the little Hosers.. you kids hurry home or you`ll miss Camp Cariboo and The Red Green Show!!
That little girl`s gonna club some Polar Bears with her Louisville Slugger on the way home too, haha Ahh.. Life in Canada
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Male 106
Saw this on reddit last week...
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Female 277
Hah, I own this and the Life in China one.
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Female 477
lol
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Male 243
those are standard issue mens school uniform shorts
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Male 34
This book is false, we`re not that tanned
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Male 1,118
lolwut?
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Female 151
Haha, no wonder it`s so wrong, it was made by a non-canadian!
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Male 1,815
In Canada, you can get married to one person and one animal BUT THAT`S ALL.
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Male 2,796
My sister was very fond of playing baseball with cats right before she put on her wedding dress for young girls in order to marry me, her younger brother in daisy dukes.

This is very normal people.
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Male 1,598
Where`s the jeans and jean jacket combo?
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Female 40
I have the exact same dress and bonnet! :D
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Male 2,441
Moving to Canada
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Male 78
LIES this is american propaganda THERES NO SNOW IN THE BACKROUND!
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Male 17,511
A baseball bat really ? Shouldn`t it be a hockey stick ?
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Female 305
Ah, one of my childhood favourites to read before bedtime.
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Male 40,266
and they laugh at the U.S. ?
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Male 669
what? its too cold to be wearing short shorts here.
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Male 491
"That seems about right. Although they`ve left out the best part of catball where you hit the "ball" into a small igloo, lined with donuts and beer. That should have been better represented in this picture."


Ah, you forgot the pool of maple syrup and back bacon hazard in front if the igloo all in a Tim Hortons parking lot
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Male 430
I`m so confused
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Male 587
@ghoststop... OH BURN YOU TOTALLY GOT US AMERICANS! Little butt hurt cause Canada is stupid huh? You should of went with something else I mean a black and white picture is not really an insult.
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Male 587
I don`t think those kids care about the cats comfort. Looks like they are getting ready to beat the cat to death to celebrate their marriage.
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Female 728
That kid doesn`t know how to hold a cat. The cat looks rather uncomfortable.
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Male 756
what the drat lol?
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Male 4,014
Makes sense
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Female 231
I have, actually seen that book before. It is not false.
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Male 169
>That boy is grossly under-dressed for their game of cat ball

Oh poo, that made me rofl.
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Male 53


Apparently they don`t have colour in America
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Male 4,807
We never did get a hang of hold cats properly .
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Male 3,076
HAHAHA WTF??? :-/
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Male 292
@ulookstupid LOL! cat ball.....too funny
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Male 4,745
That seems about right. Although they`ve left out the best part of catball where you hit the "ball" into a small igloo, lined with donuts and beer. That should have been better represented in this picture.
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Male 2,056
the f*ck?
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Female 81
That boy is grossly under-dressed for their game of cat ball.
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Male 292
Dude don`t dis Canada. Bruce roosterburn is from Canada......and so is Neil Young damnit
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Male 699
...the f*ck?
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Female 251
wait. whats my wedding photo doing here...?
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Male 4,867
pretty much sums up my idea of canada
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Male 6
ha :-)
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Male 12,138
As a new immigrant to Canada with a completely unbiased and neutral viewpoint, I con firm that yes, it`s pretty much like this.
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Male 21,025
Link: Canadian Book Of The Week [Pic] [Rate Link] - We have no reason to believe that this book is false. This is exactly what we figured Canadian life is like.
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