Canada Makes USA Its Bitch? Nooooo! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

We"re surprised some Canadian hasn"t brought this to the world"s attention sooner...
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Male 1,834
lolz
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Male 65
It`s a three-way. Mexico`s ass is in America`s face, while Canada sodomizes America. Also note that America already jizzed out Cuba and the Caribbean.
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Male 112
lol. Americas peninsula is still bigger!
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Male 47
"Hudson Bay is giving it to Canada at the same time."

The "Hudson Bay reach around".
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Female 235
Hudson Bay is giving it to Canada at the same time.
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Male 141
So that`s why Canadian`s are so nice to Americans. They secretly know their country is drating theirs.
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Female 93
i didnt get it for a second it ujst looked like someone had drawn faces on canada and america lol im dork
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Male 95
"Omg the world is having sex, thats why france has the boot...."

Hahaha... You ever seen france on a map???
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Male 2,688
"Omg the world is having sex, thats why france has the boot...."

You mean Italy, right?
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Male 98
@TheTrees
I think you mean: "And Mexico was all like "Mang"."
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Male 258
And Mexico was all like "dude"
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Male 958
Omg the world is having sex, thats why france has the boot....
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Male 119
Well, hopefully when gay marriage is fully legalized, that frown will turn upside down.
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Male 150
@ToxicPunk yeah, thats just how we roll
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Male 85
what canada doesnt know is that the US is penetrating it even more, thats why alaska comes out the other end.
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Male 1,067
It looks like the ocean is fisting Canada with Hudon`s Bay.
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Male 320
Canada seems to have ripped off America`s leg and worn it as a hat (:
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Female 1,236
Poor Florida--not even the benefit of a reach-around .
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Male 1,370
Oh god, look at the Bahamas.
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Female 73
but canada has a small dick anyways
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Male 312
Actually Rick Mercer made a joke in one of his stand up routines a while back. It went something like... "I don`t get it. We`re bigger than them and we`re on top. If this was prison they`d be our bitch".
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Male 130
Yeah, but Canada must have taken in many a country`s male reproductive organ by the look of the Hudson Bay.
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Male 699
clever... how the f*ck did the person who made this see that?!
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Male 1,590
I like living in Florida. The shape of the state makes it look like were pizsing on Cuba.
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Male 4,807
But did anyone notice Canada is wearing a turban ?
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Female 3,828
LOL Im kinda drunk so it took me a minute.. but once i got it, i cracked right up.
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Male 2,893
So all Canadians are gay. I guess...........
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Male 554
Bend over and take it like the Beeeatch you are!
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Male 1,089
hudson bay= gaping vag ina
florida= our big co ck
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Male 45
Yeah but look at what Hudson and James Bay are doing to us :(
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Female 198
Oh Rule 34...
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Male 225
LOL
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Male 2,591
oh yea and i live right at "ground zero" hahaha
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Male 2,591
at least we got a bigger dack
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Male 721
I knew Canada was gay for America....
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Male 256
I`ve always thought america looked like a pig. It`s snout is new england, it`s front hoof is florida, it`s hind hoof is south texas and it`s defecating out baja california.
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Male 557
what is americas dick doing on its ass?
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Male 143
if florida is a peen, what are the keys?
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Male 621
I live in Canada`s wang apparently :D
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Female 654
yea, i just thought about alaska...its like a sandwich..
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Female 654
i knew canada was gay
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Female 126
ha canada you jokester... get off of me! D:
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Male 3,894
But Michigan is about to karate-chop/snap Canada`s wimpy harpoon-dick.
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Male 2,506
Clever <3 But if you analyze it, it all depends on the prespective
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Male 22
I have two questions: 1) will Canada still respect us in the morning and 2) do you think this will hurt our friendship?
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Male 15
Bahahahahahaha
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Male 314
LOL nice post silverthread
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Female 45
I love how all the butthurt comments are from Americans. ): It`s just a silly image. Have a sense of humour.

In any case, I think USA`s face is definitely facing the wrong way.
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Male 819
Probably wasn`t brought to anyone`s attention sooner because it`s absolutely retarded...
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Male 716
This is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever seen.
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Male 772
@mollyscary: A facehugger? Oh, and Mudkip ftw
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Male 77
Well, we didn`t feel it right to point out the obvious...
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Male 3,431
Perhaps, but this means Alaska is giving it to Canada in the Mouth.
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Male 845
id rather go to war over this picture than 9-11
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Female 259
What is Mexico then?
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Female 91
@j12araiza: Seriously? I figured maybe you were from a different country, but NO you had to be an American. (That`s Florida dipwad.)
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Female 185
I think the USA face is looking the wrong direction.
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Male 25,416
lolz, nice pick up!
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Male 213
haha look at the Bahamas... i think america is enjoying it!
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Male 639
This isn`t an accurate depiction. The US is actually the power-bottom.
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Male 5,194
>>Where does Alaska fit into this?

From this angle, that`s Canada`s hat. And if Canada is America`s hat, we have a dangerous recursion that could destroy the planet if the buttsecks doesn`t.
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Female 277
So the US is s shemale getting anally raped by canada?
there`s another hole...
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Male 1,054
drawn by a virgin
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Female 646
Ahahahahahahaaaaa
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Female 354
"Mexico is America`s pants, we just havent had the time to get our laundry done lol"

No, Mexico is America`s beard.
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Male 472
Where does Alaska fit into this?
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Female 2,352
Of course Florida is the dick.

Also that makes Canada an anal whore.
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Male 1,313
And why does it look like America is pooping out Mexico?
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Male 648
"Canada = America`s Hat"

"And Mexico just sits there and watches...."

Mexico is America`s pants, we just havent had the time to get our laundry done lol
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Female 682
And Mexico just sits there and watches....
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Male 17
That is hardly bigger. Looks like the Hudson Bay is a gaper anyway....
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Female 188
This is amazing. I like it better than the US being Canada`s throne, or diaper, or underwear.
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Male 16
looks like canada`s butthole is loose, like its taken it up the pooper on more than one occasion
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Female 40
drat yes, Canada! :D
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Male 34
BAHAAHAAH XD I`m canadian, and I just realized that!
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Male 247
HAHAHA!!! Florida is USA`s "hang-down"! Kinda dangly, isn`t it? Viagra!
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Male 168
Does this mean Alaska`s tea bagging Canada?
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Male 648
Canada = America`s Hat


If I were in my mid 40`s and from Canada, I would`ve added a "lolz!" to that...
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Male 133
so there both gay who knew.
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Male 129
haha! thats the best one i`ve seen so far!!
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Male 6
We been saying this about America for years, We`re bigger, and We`re on top. Bitch.
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Female 536
I woulda thought Canada was a bottom. Who knew?

So, that makes Michigan America`s butthole and Florida the dick. Nice.
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Male 559
well at least out dick is bigger
and look at how stretched out Canada`s butt is
looks like they`ve been taking it a lot back there
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Male 83
im from europe ^_^
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Male 81
It`s kind of homophobic of I-A-B to assume that America wouldn`t like that kind of action.

I know some pretty hot French Canadians whom I`d bitch-out for.
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Female 314
wtf canada?!?! D;
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Male 7,830
amonomarth20, well there was a time not too long ago when germany completely sh*t on poland.
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Female 32
you go Canada ;)
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Female 19
Canadians like it on top ;D
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Male 31
wow, for such a large country, Canada has a really small penis.
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Male 321
I am thinking about Alaska now.. what is that? Did Canada saw off a bit and put it on as a hat?
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Female 1,181
so, you`re saying that canada is a gay rapist?
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Male 207
Now you probably wish you hadn`t dissed on Florida so much.
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Female 668
I`m a Canadian. I am here to make you laugh.
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Male 2
hmmm, Canada does seem to have one massive anus... Note the label, Hudson Bay?
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Female 331
aww i`m polish-canadian -.-, but that picture was just too good not to post.
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Male 250
haha starshimmer, i like how poland seems to have come out of germanys ass!

im glad i live in england and not germany :P
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Male 40,734
Lolz! The secret is out!
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Male 5,194
>>fat pillow-biter that is Canadas chubby-bitch!

No way, Canada wouldn`t hump anything short of a TOTAL BABE. And weed is legal. Canada rocks!
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Female 40
lol all that means is canada is gay lmao

[jus so yu kno: ii have no prob wit canada it jus seems appropriate considering the following lol]
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Female 331
For all you europeans loling it up: Here we have EURAPE.
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Male 53
Small? That has to be at least a couple hundred kilometers long
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Male 2
See Rule 34.
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Male 372
It`s small cause it`s colder up here. :|
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Male 143
our dick is smaller because we`re not hard. We`ll screw you to show you who`s boss but we still don`t like you.
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Male 7,830
dammit, that means i am a part of americas ass.
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Female 696
Canada is small. teehee
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Male 397
zing
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Female 169
lmfao
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Male 81
"Look at Texas. That would be our countries boobs, right? So, tits and a dick - the USA is a shemale. And if Canada want to do us, a HOT shemale.

AWESOME."
Duffytoler; You`re so wrong. American has moobs, its a fat pillow-biter that is Canadas chubby-bitch!
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Female 668
I`m a Canadian. I am here to make you laugh.
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Male 2,422
@B-b-beccah: That made me lol.
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Male 372
They rapin` errbody out here!
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Male 5,163
Maybe this is the cause of USA rage on rest of the world.
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Male 63
Rule 43.
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Male 5,194
Look at Texas. That would be our countries boobs, right? So, tits and a dick - the USA is a shemale. And if Canada want to do us, a HOT shemale.

AWESOME.
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Female 635
Rick Mercer brought it up! We`re bigger and on top and blah blah blah.

This picture, however, unfortunately implies that I am living in a city up America`s ass.
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Female 3,574
lol
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Female 965
This is all I`ll see now. Thanks very much.
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Female 668
Yeah you like that don`t you! You dirty mexico touchers, mmm yeah ooh baby you`re getting a nice big Whitehorse all over your dirty, dirty Florida coast. MMM MMMM yeah my Regina wants you baby, you got the longest undefended border of them all YEAH OOOH CAAAANAAAADAAAAAughghghughgh...hot.
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Male 84
pretty weird how someone noticed that let alone made apic of it
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Male 1,116
And Alaska just sits there and watches.
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Male 190
Canada is clearly wearing USA`s ass on its head. You like that Asshat Canada?
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Male 23
We`re bigger, and we`re on top.
If this was prison - you`d be the bitch.
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Male 4,745
Ha ha ha! And we`ve been doing it to ya for years! :P
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Male 467
Hahaha that`s soo awesome!
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Female 2,509
did you notice Canada`s significantly lacks girth & length compared to USA`s?
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Female 98
Don`t lie USA, you like it.
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Female 4,039
ADD + boring geography lesson + globe = seeing this.
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Female 331
lol canada has low standards 0.o
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Male 6,693
No means No Canada !
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Male 205
I`m suddenly tempted to move to Detroit?
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Male 243
ohhh octobers... everyone knows its only gay to receive
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Male 900
lol! Canada, f.uck yeah!
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Female 305
Oh lord I`m in the middle of it all! Haha
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Male 89
LOL
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Male 15,510
Canada raping America!
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Male 14,331
I`m not seeing it.
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Male 1,196
hahaha. that is nice
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Male 1
we`re just too polite to say anything thats all lol
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Female 137
that sucks
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Male 1,704
At first, i was thinking, Ok, i get this..
Then i scrolled down and saw the 2nd red circle and lol`d
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Male 39
HAHAHA its bout time america noticed whats been up its ass for the last 400 years. (yeah we were there loooong before you ever became a country)
But it is true. southern Ontario is full of dicks.
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Male 40
In other words Canada is gay.
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Female 914
lolz
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Male 2,548
Our penis is sort of weird looking o_O
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Male 450
gay
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Male 20,901
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