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Date: 09/03/10 08:04 AM

149 Responses to Canada Makes USA Its Bitch? Nooooo! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Link: Canada Makes USA Its Bitch? Nooooo! - We`re surprised some Canadian hasn`t brought this to the world`s attention sooner...
  2. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:10 am
    gay
  3. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:15 am
    Our penis is sort of weird looking o_O
  4. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:16 am
    lolz
  5. Profile photo of octobers
    octobers Male 18-29
    40 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:17 am
    In other words Canada is gay.
  6. Profile photo of a9249
    a9249 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:17 am
    HAHAHA its bout time america noticed whats been up its ass for the last 400 years. (yeah we were there loooong before you ever became a country)
    But it is true. southern Ontario is full of dicks.
  7. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:19 am
    At first, i was thinking, Ok, i get this..
    Then i scrolled down and saw the 2nd red circle and lol`d
  8. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:19 am
    that sucks
  9. Profile photo of Dutchcelt
    Dutchcelt Male 18-29
    1 post
    September 3, 2010 at 8:24 am
    we`re just too polite to say anything thats all lol
  10. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:26 am
    hahaha. that is nice
  11. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:27 am
    I`m not seeing it.
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:30 am
    Canada raping America!
  13. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:32 am
    LOL
  14. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Oh lord I`m in the middle of it all! Haha
  15. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:35 am
    lol! Canada, f.uck yeah!
  16. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:35 am
    ohhh octobers... everyone knows its only gay to receive
  17. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:36 am
    I`m suddenly tempted to move to Detroit?
  18. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:37 am
    No means No Canada !
  19. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:37 am
    lol canada has low standards 0.o
  20. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:40 am
    ADD + boring geography lesson + globe = seeing this.
  21. Profile photo of AmberCherry
    AmberCherry Female 18-29
    98 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Don`t lie USA, you like it.
  22. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:43 am
    did you notice Canada`s significantly lacks girth & length compared to USA`s?
  23. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:44 am
    Hahaha that`s soo awesome!
  24. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Ha ha ha! And we`ve been doing it to ya for years! :P
  25. Profile photo of S1gma
    S1gma Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:53 am
    We`re bigger, and we`re on top.
    If this was prison - you`d be the bitch.
  26. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Canada is clearly wearing USA`s ass on its head. You like that Asshat Canada?
  27. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:01 am
    And Alaska just sits there and watches.
  28. Profile photo of kirkyboy2005
    kirkyboy2005 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:30 am
    pretty weird how someone noticed that let alone made apic of it
  29. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:31 am
    Yeah you like that don`t you! You dirty mexico touchers, mmm yeah ooh baby you`re getting a nice big Whitehorse all over your dirty, dirty Florida coast. MMM MMMM yeah my Regina wants you baby, you got the longest undefended border of them all YEAH OOOH CAAAANAAAADAAAAAughghghughgh...hot.
  30. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:44 am
    This is all I`ll see now. Thanks very much.
  31. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:45 am
    lol
  32. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Rick Mercer brought it up! We`re bigger and on top and blah blah blah.

    This picture, however, unfortunately implies that I am living in a city up America`s ass.
  33. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Look at Texas. That would be our countries boobs, right? So, tits and a dick - the USA is a shemale. And if Canada want to do us, a HOT shemale.

    AWESOME.
  34. Profile photo of frogyhead
    frogyhead Male 30-39
    63 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Rule 43.
  35. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4907 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:51 am
    Maybe this is the cause of USA rage on rest of the world.
  36. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:57 am
    They rapin` errbody out here!
  37. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:59 am
    @B-b-beccah: That made me lol.
  38. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:02 am
    I`m a Canadian. I am here to make you laugh.
  39. Profile photo of whapitoot
    whapitoot Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
    "Look at Texas. That would be our countries boobs, right? So, tits and a dick - the USA is a shemale. And if Canada want to do us, a HOT shemale.

    AWESOME."
    Duffytoler; You`re so wrong. American has moobs, its a fat pillow-biter that is Canadas chubby-bitch!
  40. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
    lmfao
  41. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:10 am
    zing
  42. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Canada is small. teehee
  43. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:12 am
    dammit, that means i am a part of americas ass.
  44. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:19 am
    our dick is smaller because we`re not hard. We`ll screw you to show you who`s boss but we still don`t like you.
  45. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
    It`s small cause it`s colder up here. :|
  46. Profile photo of alostfraggle
    alostfraggle Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
    See Rule 34.
  47. Profile photo of ghoststop
    ghoststop Male 18-29
    53 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:21 am
    Small? That has to be at least a couple hundred kilometers long
  48. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:21 am
    For all you europeans loling it up: Here we have EURAPE.
  49. Profile photo of Rudy-Duh
    Rudy-Duh Female 18-29
    40 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:21 am
    lol all that means is canada is gay lmao

  50. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:24 am
    >>fat pillow-biter that is Canadas chubby-bitch!

    No way, Canada wouldn`t hump anything short of a TOTAL BABE. And weed is legal. Canada rocks!
  51. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32782 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Lolz! The secret is out!
  52. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
    haha starshimmer, i like how poland seems to have come out of germanys ass!

    im glad i live in england and not germany :P
  53. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:35 am
    aww i`m polish-canadian -.-, but that picture was just too good not to post.
  54. Profile photo of Paladinshade
    Paladinshade Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:47 am
    hmmm, Canada does seem to have one massive anus... Note the label, Hudson Bay?
  55. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I`m a Canadian. I am here to make you laugh.
  56. Profile photo of connor53
    connor53 Male 13-17
    207 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Now you probably wish you hadn`t dissed on Florida so much.
  57. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:08 am
    so, you`re saying that canada is a gay rapist?
  58. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:12 am
    I am thinking about Alaska now.. what is that? Did Canada saw off a bit and put it on as a hat?
  59. Profile photo of Captn
    Captn Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:13 am
    wow, for such a large country, Canada has a really small penis.
  60. Profile photo of TusKunt
    TusKunt Female 18-29
    19 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Canadians like it on top ;D
  61. Profile photo of miarty
    miarty Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:14 am
    you go Canada ;)
  62. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:23 am
    amonomarth20, well there was a time not too long ago when germany completely sh*t on poland.
  63. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:26 am
    wtf canada?!?! D;
  64. Profile photo of AcemanJones
    AcemanJones Male 30-39
    81 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:27 am
    It`s kind of homophobic of I-A-B to assume that America wouldn`t like that kind of action.

    I know some pretty hot French Canadians whom I`d bitch-out for.
  65. Profile photo of Piechartepic
    Piechartepic Male 18-29
    83 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:31 am
    im from europe ^_^
  66. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:40 am
    well at least out dick is bigger
    and look at how stretched out Canada`s butt is
    looks like they`ve been taking it a lot back there
  67. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:46 am
    I woulda thought Canada was a bottom. Who knew?

    So, that makes Michigan America`s butthole and Florida the dick. Nice.
  68. Profile photo of canadianguy7
    canadianguy7 Male 30-39
    6 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:47 am
    We been saying this about America for years, We`re bigger, and We`re on top. Bitch.
  69. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:54 am
    haha! thats the best one i`ve seen so far!!
  70. Profile photo of Mechi
    Mechi Male 18-29
    133 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
    so there both gay who knew.
  71. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Canada = America`s Hat


    If I were in my mid 40`s and from Canada, I would`ve added a "lolz!" to that...
  72. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Does this mean Alaska`s tea bagging Canada?
  73. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    HAHAHA!!! Florida is USA`s "hang-down"! Kinda dangly, isn`t it? Viagra!
  74. Profile photo of 0zzyFan
    0zzyFan Male 13-17
    34 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    BAHAAHAAH XD I`m canadian, and I just realized that!
  75. Profile photo of Buffie92
    Buffie92 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    drat yes, Canada! :D
  76. Profile photo of psycho9o
    psycho9o Male 18-29
    16 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    looks like canada`s butthole is loose, like its taken it up the pooper on more than one occasion
  77. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    This is amazing. I like it better than the US being Canada`s throne, or diaper, or underwear.
  78. Profile photo of havoc_7
    havoc_7 Male 30-39
    17 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    That is hardly bigger. Looks like the Hudson Bay is a gaper anyway....
  79. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    And Mexico just sits there and watches....
  80. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    "Canada = America`s Hat"

    "And Mexico just sits there and watches...."

    Mexico is America`s pants, we just havent had the time to get our laundry done lol
  81. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    And why does it look like America is pooping out Mexico?
  82. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Of course Florida is the dick.

    Also that makes Canada an anal whore.
  83. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Where does Alaska fit into this?
  84. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    "Mexico is America`s pants, we just havent had the time to get our laundry done lol"

    No, Mexico is America`s beard.
  85. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Ahahahahahahaaaaa
  86. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    drawn by a virgin
  87. Profile photo of Magicant
    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    So the US is s shemale getting anally raped by canada?
    there`s another hole...
  88. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    >>Where does Alaska fit into this?

    From this angle, that`s Canada`s hat. And if Canada is America`s hat, we have a dangerous recursion that could destroy the planet if the buttsecks doesn`t.
  89. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    This isn`t an accurate depiction. The US is actually the power-bottom.
  90. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    haha look at the Bahamas... i think america is enjoying it!
  91. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    lolz, nice pick up!
  92. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    I think the USA face is looking the wrong direction.
  93. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    @j12araiza: Seriously? I figured maybe you were from a different country, but NO you had to be an American. (That`s Florida dipwad.)
  94. Profile photo of mollyscary
    mollyscary Female 13-17
    259 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    What is Mexico then?
  95. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    id rather go to war over this picture than 9-11
  96. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Perhaps, but this means Alaska is giving it to Canada in the Mouth.
  97. Profile photo of chrunchy
    chrunchy Male 30-39
    77 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    Well, we didn`t feel it right to point out the obvious...
  98. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    @mollyscary: A facehugger? Oh, and Mudkip ftw
  99. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    This is the absolute stupidest thing I have ever seen.
  100. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    Probably wasn`t brought to anyone`s attention sooner because it`s absolutely retarded...
  101. Profile photo of Kirakid
    Kirakid Female 18-29
    45 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    I love how all the butthurt comments are from Americans. ): It`s just a silly image. Have a sense of humour.

    In any case, I think USA`s face is definitely facing the wrong way.
  102. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    LOL nice post silverthread
  103. Profile photo of Microchemist
    Microchemist Male 18-29
    15 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Bahahahahahaha
  104. Profile photo of targetpract
    targetpract Male 40-49
    22 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    I have two questions: 1) will Canada still respect us in the morning and 2) do you think this will hurt our friendship?
  105. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Clever <3 But if you analyze it, it all depends on the prespective
  106. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    But Michigan is about to karate-chop/snap Canada`s wimpy harpoon-dick.
  107. Profile photo of yusterdai
    yusterdai Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    ha canada you jokester... get off of me! D:
  108. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    i knew canada was gay
  109. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    yea, i just thought about alaska...its like a sandwich..
  110. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    I live in Canada`s wang apparently :D
  111. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    if florida is a peen, what are the keys?
  112. Profile photo of JoexBro
    JoexBro Male 18-29
    546 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    what is americas dick doing on its ass?
  113. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    I`ve always thought america looked like a pig. It`s snout is new england, it`s front hoof is florida, it`s hind hoof is south texas and it`s defecating out baja california.
  114. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    I knew Canada was gay for America....
  115. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    at least we got a bigger dack
  116. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    oh yea and i live right at "ground zero" hahaha
  117. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    LOL
  118. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    Oh Rule 34...
  119. Profile photo of Thrill
    Thrill Male 18-29
    45 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Yeah but look at what Hudson and James Bay are doing to us :(
  120. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    hudson bay= gaping vag ina
    florida= our big co ck
  121. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    Bend over and take it like the Beeeatch you are!
  122. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    So all Canadians are gay. I guess...........
  123. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:34 am
    LOL Im kinda drunk so it took me a minute.. but once i got it, i cracked right up.
  124. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:22 am
    But did anyone notice Canada is wearing a turban ?
  125. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:49 am
    I like living in Florida. The shape of the state makes it look like were pizsing on Cuba.
  126. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 8:18 am
    clever... how the f*ck did the person who made this see that?!
  127. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 8:19 am
    Yeah, but Canada must have taken in many a country`s male reproductive organ by the look of the Hudson Bay.
  128. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:46 am
    Actually Rick Mercer made a joke in one of his stand up routines a while back. It went something like... "I don`t get it. We`re bigger than them and we`re on top. If this was prison they`d be our bitch".
  129. Profile photo of lennyc
    lennyc Female 18-29
    73 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:56 am
    but canada has a small dick anyways
  130. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Oh god, look at the Bahamas.
  131. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:10 am
    Poor Florida--not even the benefit of a reach-around .
  132. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 11:12 am
    Canada seems to have ripped off America`s leg and worn it as a hat (:
  133. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    It looks like the ocean is fisting Canada with Hudon`s Bay.
  134. Profile photo of imhivpositiv
    imhivpositiv Male 13-17
    86 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    what canada doesnt know is that the US is penetrating it even more, thats why alaska comes out the other end.
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    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    @ToxicPunk yeah, thats just how we roll
  136. Profile photo of romanwho
    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Well, hopefully when gay marriage is fully legalized, that frown will turn upside down.
  137. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    Omg the world is having sex, thats why france has the boot....
  138. Profile photo of TheTrees
    TheTrees Male 13-17
    258 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    And Mexico was all like "dude"
  139. Profile photo of Swordking
    Swordking Male 18-29
    98 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:29 pm
    @TheTrees
    I think you mean: "And Mexico was all like "Mang"."
  140. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    "Omg the world is having sex, thats why france has the boot...."

    You mean Italy, right?
  141. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:04 am
    "Omg the world is having sex, thats why france has the boot...."

    Hahaha... You ever seen france on a map???
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    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 7:17 am
    i didnt get it for a second it ujst looked like someone had drawn faces on canada and america lol im dork
  143. Profile photo of Micktrex
    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 7:25 am
    So that`s why Canadian`s are so nice to Americans. They secretly know their country is drating theirs.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:41 am
    LOL
  145. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Hudson Bay is giving it to Canada at the same time.
  146. Profile photo of DaShiVa
    DaShiVa Male 30-39
    47 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 9:01 am
    "Hudson Bay is giving it to Canada at the same time."

    The "Hudson Bay reach around".
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    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 20, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    lol. Americas peninsula is still bigger!
  148. Profile photo of Tiger86
    Tiger86 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    It`s a three-way. Mexico`s ass is in America`s face, while Canada sodomizes America. Also note that America already jizzed out Cuba and the Caribbean.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    January 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    lolz

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