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Date: 09/23/10 09:40 AM

72 Responses to Can I Haz Eggz?

  1. Profile photo of DeadDisco
    DeadDisco Male 18-29
    91 posts
    September 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    Link: Can I Haz Eggz? - How to shut up cats....Feed them
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    heresjonny Male 13-17
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    September 23, 2010 at 9:57 am
    nom nom nom nom nom
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    tn11 Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I remember when my kittens were that small and sounded like that... they`d meow like that and no matter where moma kitty was she`d be there in 2 seconds, give you a reproachful look, and then tend to the kitten.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:00 am
    Dude! Feed your damn cat you Dick!!
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    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
    is he feeding him mashed up doritos?
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    Vligon Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:17 am
    OmNomNomNom
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Poor baby kitty! Buy him/her some KITTEN food you jerk!
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    Skadi Female 18-29
    82 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Ohh CUTEEEEE
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    craigarlen Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Kittens and children are the same, if you reward them with food for crying like that, they learn that crying will get them what they want, just wait until they stop crying and then they can eat...
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Heee - I like when they climb up you like a tree.
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    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:40 am
    No...EGGS! It takes no more than two seconds of your time to read
  12. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    September 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I could only take about ten seconds of that goddam caterwauling. I`d have stomped the life out of that nasty thing one second into it; or, even better, it would`ve found itself head-first in my garbage disposal.

    Cats = Suck
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    September 23, 2010 at 11:02 am
    I`m betting the person had the eggs in one hand and the camera in the other. That`s why the dumb cat was going off like that.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    September 23, 2010 at 11:04 am
    OMG! SCRAMBLED EGGS! SCRAMBLED EGGS FROM HEAVEN!
    Cat is losing his mind.
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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:17 am
    ida thrown it out the window..i agree pmarren
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    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
    This cat would be out of my house so fast. I hate loud cats that dig their claws in you and use you as a tree.
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:34 am
    hmmm. that kitty look s so skinny. feed it real cat food stupid!
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:42 am
    pmarren, you=suck.

    and Rick S, I totally agree with you. It was clearly looking at something the whole time. My cats are loud as hell when they want food/treats/catnip/basement.
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    MissAbby Female 30-39
    32 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Kill yourself pmarren. It`s just a baby, would you say the same of a human baby? They make a hell of a lot more noise than a kitten.

    I don`t get you psychotic animal haters. Why isn`t it enough to just not like an animal, why do you have to get all internet tough guy like that?

    It doesn`t make you sound cool or bad ass, you just sound like an non-nice individual.
  20. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    " that kitty look s so skinny. feed it real cat food stupid!"

    Actually, that`s about right for its age. We`ve just gotten used to fat pets and fat people.
  21. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    " why do you have to get all internet tough guy like that? "

    Because people like him have nothing to contribute to society, no skills, no talents, no gifts, no purpose.

    One day, we`ll all read in the paper about some serial killer who slaughtered a bunch of people in some particularly gruesome way, and the report will mention how the police found years of internet posts by that person talking about torturing animals, and even mention a certain id, and we`ll say to ourselves "that looks familiar, did he used to post on IAB?"
  22. Profile photo of sarahsaur
    sarahsaur Female 18-29
    72 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    What the hell`s wrong with that cat, it`s freakin` out.
  23. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    To all the haters: Kittens heads squish like a grape when you step on them.
  24. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    people saying stuff like "FEED HIM CAT FOOD YOU DUMMY"...isnt that a bit over board?

    its not like the eggs will kill it, infact the most it would do to the cat is make him spoiled and want more human food...

    it also still confuses me as to how HUMANS care more about ANIMALS than actual HUMANS...

    it doesnt matter who is more truthfull and all that other bullpoo the fact of the matter is that we are still higher beings than animals are...think about yourself and others like you before you go tending to something that in the long run probably cant or wont do anything for you anyway...
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    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    I think Pmarren is a dog trollin the interwebz.
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    xfactormunky Male 18-29
    116 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    why did he give it a fork...
  27. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    To all the annoying people that are yelling at this video, (as if the guy holding the camera will read it)there is a back story here. This clip was from a few months ago, they found this kitten stray (I think while on vacation, cant remember specifics) and they took it in and fed it. Pretty non evil.
  28. Profile photo of FashPuma
    FashPuma Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    pmarren. you need to stfu. i should report you simply for being an a$$. you sound like the puppy-drowning girl. gfao.
  29. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 12:34 pm
    my cat is fully grown and still does this crap
  30. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    Hmm, I was just about to get a kitten, but after that, I`m not sure. ;-/

    Kinda funny, tho, I could definitely imagine the cat being hyped up after a hits of something.
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    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    i laughed when he gave it a fork, sure it was to lick off what was on the fork, but i still laughed.
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    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Don`t worry about Pmarren guys, he`ll die in a fashion befitting his douchebaggery. Of this I have no doubt.
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    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    :) Kittens are hilarious when you get meat anywhere near them. The go bonkers.

    Try putting a chunk of meat in a kittens mouth then pull it out. You will hear a growl like you`ve never heard before....
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    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    The poor thing is obviously malnourished and desperate... cats do not normally act this way when they are just hungry.
  35. Profile photo of Darkblitz9
    Darkblitz9 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I don`t know about any of you but the cat is only wailing like that because of how hungry it is. That little guy/girl is obviously not being fed right, the damn thing looks like a twig. So to the people claiming it was being annoying, you try going without food for a week or two and then see how you react when there`s a plate of food just out of reach.
    My cat used to do this, but only upon discovery that no one had fed them (we were out for a week and the room-mates were supposed to feed them but apparently they weren`t in the last two days.)
  36. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    it`s your own fault for giving the cat coffee, sugar and crystal meth in the first place.
  37. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    Wow everyone insists the cat is starving. Believe me cats do this for no reason at all sometimes.

    As for pmarren, successful troll is successful.
  38. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Although the back story on You tube actually does say it was a stray. In Goa India no less, so it probably was pretty damn hungry. Cute little guy/girl no less.
  39. Profile photo of jv71
    jv71 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    This is kinda funny seeing how I am going to be dissecting a cat soon for biology.
  40. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Aawww I miss having kittens around. The little guy or girl might not be starving they pull that sh*t when they aren`t hungry too.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    that kitten was hungry. I`ve had kittens all my life, in fact i have one now, but never have they meowed to that extent. The poor thing was starving, and then they feed it eggs?
  42. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    I actually read the story behind this!

    It`s shot in Calcutta, where the film maker was working at the moment, and he picked up this kitten off the streets. It was starving, and this is the first time he fed it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    Om nom nom nom!
  44. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    oh ok after reading the comments, the cat was a stray fair enough.

    why do people even acknowledge pmarren? he is a fat hairy smelly qunty troll who craves attention because everyone who meets him in real life is either repulsed by him or perhaps more likely - doesn`t even notice he is there.
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    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Tiredofnicks- Really?? Aww that`s so sweet. :D
    Poor little thing... Good thing someone found it. <3
  46. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    Probably the only thing the guy had to feed it. Besides, eggs known to be good for a cats fur.
  47. Profile photo of Darkblitz9
    Darkblitz9 Male 18-29
    59 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    What better to feed a cat than cooked up potential chickens? They like birds, right?
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    TastyNuggetz Male 18-29
    49 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    I still enjoy your comments pmarren ^_^
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    OM NOM NOM NOM
  50. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    That`s one hungry kitteh.
  51. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    @collegebound Obviously you`re not a huge fan of biology. We`re not "higher" than any other animal, being as we ARE one. Just because we evolved a large brain to survive instead of the traits that a cat has doesn`t mean shiiit. Infact, I think cats have the right of it. Look super cute=humans love you=food, shelter and massages=win!

    @kerryfairy or whatever: Eggs aren`t bad for cats. Eggs actually have a much higer biological value to your cat than the vegetable fats that are in a lot of cat food. They are easily digestible and if you feed them yolk, it`s beneficial to the cat`s coat and skin. Egg whites are actually an excellent thing to add into your cat`s food if they`re a little chubby so they eat less but feel fuller.
  52. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    GIVE ME EGGS!!!!!!!!
  53. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 8:16 pm
    Wild animals eat other critter`s eggs all the time but not so much drink the milk from the teat of another species. So, um, is it weirder to give your kitty a saucer of cow milk or some chicken eggs?
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Poor baby guy... now he`s gonna puke all over your house.
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    N_Ridley Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Ha, it looked like he was marching around for a few seconds.
  56. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    omg i just wanted to punch it in it`s adorable little face
  57. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    September 23, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    Dude, looks like you`ve never fed the cat before anyway.
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    ROK9 Male 18-29
    1834 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:17 am
    kill it
  59. Profile photo of belablack
    belablack Female 30-39
    26 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 2:11 am
    poor kitty looks like its been abused
  60. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:36 am
    They obviously just found the cat, otherwise they would`ve given it cat food. If they were abusing it, they wouldn`t have taken the time to record it.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:19 am
    That cat has had to die of old age by now.
  62. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 7:03 am
    F*ck off spam-a-lot. GO AWAY!
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 8:10 am
    Looks like an allie cat.
  64. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2010 at 11:43 am
    man, that thing is scrawny
  65. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    People who are talking about this cat being skinny, I rescued a stray off the street a couple months ago. She was itty bitty and she had burn marks on her whiskers and paws. In addition to this, her meow sounded more like a scratchy cough. I gave the kitten to a veterinarian that rescued strays because my lease didn`t allow cats. This cat looks in a lot better health then some of the poor kittens you find on the street.

    As for eggs? Typically, if you find a cat on the street, you don`t just have cat food waiting about. It is good protein and all the bacteria in it is cooked out. There`s no extra sugar or salt, so it`s actually perfectly fine to feed to a cat. I`d be more pissed if they fed it cows milk or cheetohs.
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    ViiZedek Female 18-29
    126 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    that`s a really crazy cat
  67. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Drown it!!
  68. Profile photo of spyrocheeks
    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Awww so cute!!
  69. Profile photo of SeniorMooCow
    SeniorMooCow Female 13-17
    42 posts
    September 24, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Holy sh*t! Kill it before it reproduces!!
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    bellaboo13 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    September 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    ugh devil cat
  71. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
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    September 25, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    I`ve heard that a cat`s yowl for food has caused "automatic flow" in lactating women. Don`t know if that`s true, but I have a cat, a pregnant sister & an experimental spirit...
  72. Profile photo of SuperN00B
    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    September 26, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    I have a grown version of that same cat. Every morning at 5:00 am he`s outside my bedroom door. MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! and WILL NOT shut up until there`s food in front of him. Same thing at dinner time to.

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