Can I Haz Eggz?

Submitted by: DeadDisco 6 years ago in Misc

How to shut up cats....Feed them
There are 72 comments:
Male 270
I have a grown version of that same cat. Every morning at 5:00 am he`s outside my bedroom door. MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! and WILL NOT shut up until there`s food in front of him. Same thing at dinner time to.
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Female 1,236
I`ve heard that a cat`s yowl for food has caused "automatic flow" in lactating women. Don`t know if that`s true, but I have a cat, a pregnant sister & an experimental spirit...
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Female 29
ugh devil cat
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Female 42
Holy sh*t! Kill it before it reproduces!!
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Female 112
Awww so cute!!
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Female 204
Drown it!!
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Female 126
that`s a really crazy cat
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Female 448
People who are talking about this cat being skinny, I rescued a stray off the street a couple months ago. She was itty bitty and she had burn marks on her whiskers and paws. In addition to this, her meow sounded more like a scratchy cough. I gave the kitten to a veterinarian that rescued strays because my lease didn`t allow cats. This cat looks in a lot better health then some of the poor kittens you find on the street.

As for eggs? Typically, if you find a cat on the street, you don`t just have cat food waiting about. It is good protein and all the bacteria in it is cooked out. There`s no extra sugar or salt, so it`s actually perfectly fine to feed to a cat. I`d be more pissed if they fed it cows milk or cheetohs.
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Male 2,229
man, that thing is scrawny
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Male 6,694
Looks like an allie cat.
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Male 292
F*ck off spam-a-lot. GO AWAY!
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Male 3,475
That cat has had to die of old age by now.
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Female 683
They obviously just found the cat, otherwise they would`ve given it cat food. If they were abusing it, they wouldn`t have taken the time to record it.
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Female 26
poor kitty looks like its been abused
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Male 1,834
kill it
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Female 203
Dude, looks like you`ve never fed the cat before anyway.
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Male 550
omg i just wanted to punch it in it`s adorable little face
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Male 8
Ha, it looked like he was marching around for a few seconds.
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Female 547
Poor baby guy... now he`s gonna puke all over your house.
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Male 904
Wild animals eat other critter`s eggs all the time but not so much drink the milk from the teat of another species. So, um, is it weirder to give your kitty a saucer of cow milk or some chicken eggs?
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Male 1,598
GIVE ME EGGS!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,515
@collegebound Obviously you`re not a huge fan of biology. We`re not "higher" than any other animal, being as we ARE one. Just because we evolved a large brain to survive instead of the traits that a cat has doesn`t mean shiiit. Infact, I think cats have the right of it. Look super cute=humans love you=food, shelter and massages=win!

@kerryfairy or whatever: Eggs aren`t bad for cats. Eggs actually have a much higer biological value to your cat than the vegetable fats that are in a lot of cat food. They are easily digestible and if you feed them yolk, it`s beneficial to the cat`s coat and skin. Egg whites are actually an excellent thing to add into your cat`s food if they`re a little chubby so they eat less but feel fuller.
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Male 17,512
That`s one hungry kitteh.
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Male 1,882
OM NOM NOM NOM
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Male 49
I still enjoy your comments pmarren ^_^
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Male 59
What better to feed a cat than cooked up potential chickens? They like birds, right?
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Female 322
Probably the only thing the guy had to feed it. Besides, eggs known to be good for a cats fur.
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Female 281
Tiredofnicks- Really?? Aww that`s so sweet. :D
Poor little thing... Good thing someone found it. <3
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Female 839
oh ok after reading the comments, the cat was a stray fair enough.

why do people even acknowledge pmarren? he is a fat hairy smelly qunty troll who craves attention because everyone who meets him in real life is either repulsed by him or perhaps more likely - doesn`t even notice he is there.
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Male 25,416
Om nom nom nom!
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Male 5,094
I actually read the story behind this!

It`s shot in Calcutta, where the film maker was working at the moment, and he picked up this kitten off the streets. It was starving, and this is the first time he fed it.
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Female 839
that kitten was hungry. I`ve had kittens all my life, in fact i have one now, but never have they meowed to that extent. The poor thing was starving, and then they feed it eggs?
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Female 2,352
Aawww I miss having kittens around. The little guy or girl might not be starving they pull that sh*t when they aren`t hungry too.
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Male 23
This is kinda funny seeing how I am going to be dissecting a cat soon for biology.
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Male 795
Although the back story on You tube actually does say it was a stray. In Goa India no less, so it probably was pretty damn hungry. Cute little guy/girl no less.
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Male 795
Wow everyone insists the cat is starving. Believe me cats do this for no reason at all sometimes.

As for pmarren, successful troll is successful.
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Male 353
it`s your own fault for giving the cat coffee, sugar and crystal meth in the first place.
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Male 59
I don`t know about any of you but the cat is only wailing like that because of how hungry it is. That little guy/girl is obviously not being fed right, the damn thing looks like a twig. So to the people claiming it was being annoying, you try going without food for a week or two and then see how you react when there`s a plate of food just out of reach.
My cat used to do this, but only upon discovery that no one had fed them (we were out for a week and the room-mates were supposed to feed them but apparently they weren`t in the last two days.)
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Male 271
The poor thing is obviously malnourished and desperate... cats do not normally act this way when they are just hungry.
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Male 795
:) Kittens are hilarious when you get meat anywhere near them. The go bonkers.

Try putting a chunk of meat in a kittens mouth then pull it out. You will hear a growl like you`ve never heard before....
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Male 391
Don`t worry about Pmarren guys, he`ll die in a fashion befitting his douchebaggery. Of this I have no doubt.
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Male 351
i laughed when he gave it a fork, sure it was to lick off what was on the fork, but i still laughed.
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Female 843
Hmm, I was just about to get a kitten, but after that, I`m not sure. ;-/

Kinda funny, tho, I could definitely imagine the cat being hyped up after a hits of something.
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Male 2,592
my cat is fully grown and still does this crap
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Female 10
pmarren. you need to stfu. i should report you simply for being an a$$. you sound like the puppy-drowning girl. gfao.
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Male 267
To all the annoying people that are yelling at this video, (as if the guy holding the camera will read it)there is a back story here. This clip was from a few months ago, they found this kitten stray (I think while on vacation, cant remember specifics) and they took it in and fed it. Pretty non evil.
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Male 116
why did he give it a fork...
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Male 532
I think Pmarren is a dog trollin the interwebz.
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Male 3,745
people saying stuff like "FEED HIM CAT FOOD YOU DUMMY"...isnt that a bit over board?

its not like the eggs will kill it, infact the most it would do to the cat is make him spoiled and want more human food...

it also still confuses me as to how HUMANS care more about ANIMALS than actual HUMANS...

it doesnt matter who is more truthfull and all that other bullpoo the fact of the matter is that we are still higher beings than animals are...think about yourself and others like you before you go tending to something that in the long run probably cant or wont do anything for you anyway...
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Male 4,594
To all the haters: Kittens heads squish like a grape when you step on them.
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Female 72
What the hell`s wrong with that cat, it`s freakin` out.
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Male 1,054
" why do you have to get all internet tough guy like that? "

Because people like him have nothing to contribute to society, no skills, no talents, no gifts, no purpose.

One day, we`ll all read in the paper about some serial killer who slaughtered a bunch of people in some particularly gruesome way, and the report will mention how the police found years of internet posts by that person talking about torturing animals, and even mention a certain id, and we`ll say to ourselves "that looks familiar, did he used to post on IAB?"
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Male 1,054
" that kitty look s so skinny. feed it real cat food stupid!"

Actually, that`s about right for its age. We`ve just gotten used to fat pets and fat people.
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Female 32
Kill yourself pmarren. It`s just a baby, would you say the same of a human baby? They make a hell of a lot more noise than a kitten.

I don`t get you psychotic animal haters. Why isn`t it enough to just not like an animal, why do you have to get all internet tough guy like that?

It doesn`t make you sound cool or bad ass, you just sound like an non-nice individual.
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Female 803
pmarren, you=suck.

and Rick S, I totally agree with you. It was clearly looking at something the whole time. My cats are loud as hell when they want food/treats/catnip/basement.
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Female 1,435
hmmm. that kitty look s so skinny. feed it real cat food stupid!
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Female 798
This cat would be out of my house so fast. I hate loud cats that dig their claws in you and use you as a tree.
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Male 337
ida thrown it out the window..i agree pmarren
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Male 5,194
OMG! SCRAMBLED EGGS! SCRAMBLED EGGS FROM HEAVEN!
Cat is losing his mind.
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Male 3,322
I`m betting the person had the eggs in one hand and the camera in the other. That`s why the dumb cat was going off like that.
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Male 4,594
I could only take about ten seconds of that goddam caterwauling. I`d have stomped the life out of that nasty thing one second into it; or, even better, it would`ve found itself head-first in my garbage disposal.

Cats = Suck
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Female 59
No...EGGS! It takes no more than two seconds of your time to read
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Female 4,039
Heee - I like when they climb up you like a tree.
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Male 72
Kittens and children are the same, if you reward them with food for crying like that, they learn that crying will get them what they want, just wait until they stop crying and then they can eat...
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Female 82
Ohh CUTEEEEE
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Male 37,815
Poor baby kitty! Buy him/her some KITTEN food you jerk!
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Male 594
OmNomNomNom
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Male 395
is he feeding him mashed up doritos?
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Male 3,915
Dude! Feed your damn cat you Dick!!
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Male 1,587
I remember when my kittens were that small and sounded like that... they`d meow like that and no matter where moma kitty was she`d be there in 2 seconds, give you a reproachful look, and then tend to the kitten.
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Male 104
nom nom nom nom nom
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Male 91
Link: Can I Haz Eggz? [Rate Link] - How to shut up cats....Feed them
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