Camelot Sires Dog Breeding [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Maybe this isn"t the best way to get a pedigree puppy.
There are 35 comments:
Female 282
@MildCorma LOL OMFG BUAHAHAHA (Sorry about the evil laugh) that`s just awesome
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Male 235
MildCorma needs to take a pill FAST
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Male 496
"ship a bitch? and why is typing bitch even acceptable now? i wanna still say F..U..C..K!"

Are you serious? Jesus man, it`s like i`m going to have to teach you about the English Language yet again, retard.

"Bitch" is the word used for female dogs. It`s still in use by dog handlers and breeders etc as a very relevant title of female dogs so it`s not a swear word. THINK ABOUT IT MAN CHRIST
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Female 5,222
lmao >.<
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Male 154
ship a bitch? and why is typing bitch even acceptable now? i wanna still say F..U..C..K!
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Female 4,086
all i can say is i`m a bitch and i know i don`t like to be shipped.........
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Male 1,357
ahahaha
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Male 3,915
RoboPatton i love you...lol
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Male 25,416
Awwww. respect!
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Female 2,352
NEVER ship a bitch.
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Female 388
Dont ship the bitch!
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Male 2,424
Okay, getting the goo is obvious. How about application? That can`t be fun. Well... for anyone.

I mean, after application, how do you look at each other again? Your dog is going to feel extreme shame, get everything piereced and end up in porn with a drug addiction.
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Male 416
That`s a much cheaper and more convenient way to get your female champion impregnated than having to pay for the male to travel all the way to your town....

Having said that, how do you know that this stuff isn`t from some stray mongrel? At least the old way you get to see the male.
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Male 2,121
Unnecessarily spelling the word cooled with a K...
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Female 2,509
as my dog is sitting by the computer humping his toy bear.....you`re MINE biotch.
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Male 5,608
@peahprincess
More like "How do you keep the dog from humping everything?..."

They connect him to a machine that works like a cow milker with 1 receiver instead of 4.
If it takes too long, fingers get inserted.
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Male 196
@peahprincess

You jerk it off, silly.
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Female 612
That`s a much cheaper and more convenient way to get your female champion impregnated than having to pay for the male to travel all the way to your town, pay for his and his owners` accommodations, and then pay for his services. The only benefit to doing it the latter way is that the owner will bring him over several times during the course of their visit to, *ahem,* get the job done. I`ve heard stories of people who have done that and, after paying so many thousands, the pregnancy didn`t take.
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Male 582
peahprincess said- "how do u get sperm out of a dog......"

Well first you...oh wait, I just noticed your age.

OK. When two dogs love each other very much they...

Well hold on. See its like this kiddo.

The way a male body works, when a male gets excited...

All rights let me think.

Hey, shouldn`t you be in school or something?
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Female 68
@peahprincess: they give the dogs porn, you know doin` it "doggy style" and then ask them to do their thing into a cup. But honestly, I am not sure.
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Female 137
how do u get sperm out of a dog......
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Male 351
"Bitches don`t have semen..."

maybe they meant that now instead of shipping the female dog to the male one you can ship his sperm to her

i think this is your next reply so here is the answer as well
"but they can ship the male as well! doesn`t have to be the female"

yes, but then they don`t get to say bitch without any fuss on their packages

oh and its a joke, don`t ship dogs under any circumstances, it will kinda kill it(making sure you know)
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Male 5,190
This is awesome.
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Male 353
What are they selling exactly? Canine Bukkake-sicles?
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Female 3,562
"puppies waiting conception"
It`s as cute as it is disgusting.
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Female 9,400
lmfao too funny.
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Male 143
Bitches don`t have semen...
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Male 2,748
much easier, im sure :P
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Female 62
"Don`t ship the bitch. Ship the semen." Lmao.
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Male 3,756
Cool, Gerry. Lighten up, xhase.
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Male 519
X_X not cool gerry
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Male 37,888
and if you get too many puppies just toss the extra`s in the river
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Male 137
No, no they didn`t.
But I kinda do now that you mention it.
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Female 4
Did anyone else see the Kooled covered in jizz, then realize it was ice?
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Male 19,838
Link: Camelot Sires Dog Breeding [Pic] [Rate Link] - Maybe this isn`t the best way to get a pedigree puppy.
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