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Date: 09/04/10 01:03 PM

35 Responses to Camelot Sires Dog Breeding [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18850 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    Link: Camelot Sires Dog Breeding - Maybe this isn`t the best way to get a pedigree puppy.
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    WhatheNorris Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Did anyone else see the Kooled covered in jizz, then realize it was ice?
  3. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    No, no they didn`t.
    But I kinda do now that you mention it.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    and if you get too many puppies just toss the extra`s in the river
  5. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    X_X not cool gerry
  6. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Cool, Gerry. Lighten up, xhase.
  7. Profile photo of shorti3rach
    shorti3rach Female 13-17
    62 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    "Don`t ship the bitch. Ship the semen." Lmao.
  8. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    much easier, im sure :P
  9. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    Bitches don`t have semen...
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    lmfao too funny.
  11. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    "puppies waiting conception"
    It`s as cute as it is disgusting.
  12. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    What are they selling exactly? Canine Bukkake-sicles?
  13. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    "Bitches don`t have semen..."

    maybe they meant that now instead of shipping the female dog to the male one you can ship his sperm to her

    i think this is your next reply so here is the answer as well
    "but they can ship the male as well! doesn`t have to be the female"

    yes, but then they don`t get to say bitch without any fuss on their packages

    oh and its a joke, don`t ship dogs under any circumstances, it will kinda kill it(making sure you know)
  14. Profile photo of peahprincess
    peahprincess Female 13-17
    137 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    how do u get sperm out of a dog......
  15. Profile photo of Facehooker
    Facehooker Female 30-39
    68 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    @peahprincess: they give the dogs porn, you know doin` it "doggy style" and then ask them to do their thing into a cup. But honestly, I am not sure.
  16. Profile photo of Wizard77
    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    peahprincess said- "how do u get sperm out of a dog......"

    Well first you...oh wait, I just noticed your age.

    OK. When two dogs love each other very much they...

    Well hold on. See its like this kiddo.

    The way a male body works, when a male gets excited...

    All rights let me think.

    Hey, shouldn`t you be in school or something?
  17. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    That`s a much cheaper and more convenient way to get your female champion impregnated than having to pay for the male to travel all the way to your town, pay for his and his owners` accommodations, and then pay for his services. The only benefit to doing it the latter way is that the owner will bring him over several times during the course of their visit to, *ahem,* get the job done. I`ve heard stories of people who have done that and, after paying so many thousands, the pregnancy didn`t take.
  18. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    @peahprincess

    You jerk it off, silly.
  19. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 1:00 am
    @peahprincess
    More like "How do you keep the dog from humping everything?..."

    They connect him to a machine that works like a cow milker with 1 receiver instead of 4.
    If it takes too long, fingers get inserted.
  20. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:41 am
    as my dog is sitting by the computer humping his toy bear.....you`re MINE biotch.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:18 am
    Unnecessarily spelling the word cooled with a K...
  22. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 5:50 am
    That`s a much cheaper and more convenient way to get your female champion impregnated than having to pay for the male to travel all the way to your town....

    Having said that, how do you know that this stuff isn`t from some stray mongrel? At least the old way you get to see the male.
  23. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 9:42 am
    Okay, getting the goo is obvious. How about application? That can`t be fun. Well... for anyone.

    I mean, after application, how do you look at each other again? Your dog is going to feel extreme shame, get everything piereced and end up in porn with a drug addiction.
  24. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Dont ship the bitch!
  25. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    NEVER ship a bitch.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Awwww. respect!
  27. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    RoboPatton i love you...lol
  28. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    ahahaha
  29. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    all i can say is i`m a bitch and i know i don`t like to be shipped.........
  30. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 1:32 am
    ship a bitch? and why is typing bitch even acceptable now? i wanna still say F..U..C..K!
  31. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:19 am
    lmao >.<
  32. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    September 6, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    "ship a bitch? and why is typing bitch even acceptable now? i wanna still say F..U..C..K!"

    Are you serious? Jesus man, it`s like i`m going to have to teach you about the English Language yet again, retard.

    "Bitch" is the word used for female dogs. It`s still in use by dog handlers and breeders etc as a very relevant title of female dogs so it`s not a swear word. THINK ABOUT IT MAN CHRIST
  33. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    MildCorma needs to take a pill FAST
  34. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    @MildCorma LOL OMFG BUAHAHAHA (Sorry about the evil laugh) that`s just awesome

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