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Date: 09/09/10 02:01 PM

59 Responses to Calling All Chocolate-Loving Fatties… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Link: Calling All Chocolate-Loving Fatties... - You`re fat, you love chocolate and you have no self-control. There`s chocolate that`s been designed just for you.
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Mh, I don`t know how well this would sell.
  3. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    @nTb: two words; gag gift.
  4. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Good way to tell someone he/she is fat.
  5. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    @notthatbored: i would buy this, happily, several in fact, and chow down on them in front of fat people...
  6. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    i would stock a lot of this before it is taken out of production.

    win-win situation, the fat people i give it to get to shove their face in more food and it amuses me to see them lose their dignity for more food.
  7. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Great gift for your mother in law :D
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    How passive agressive
  9. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    If I was a girl I`d buy this. As it is it`s uncomfortably pink.
  10. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    taste the shame
  11. Profile photo of 555geo666
    555geo666 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    @ danthew you think spiderpig/Harry Popper would like this ?
  12. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    This is the most passive aggressive chocolate ever.
  13. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Yes, god forbid skinny people like chocolate too! Only fat people are allowed to partake of its evil deliciousness! That being said...ouch the pink hurts!
  14. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    its so small and cute! if i ate chocolate i would definitely buy this :)
  15. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    danthew - Give some to Justin Beiber.
  16. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    hahahaha, It`s clever. It`s bite sized, cute, and makes you feel terrible. :D
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    lolz
  18. Profile photo of kimbumlove
    kimbumlove Female 13-17
    23 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    @henryhendrix WOW. that`s such an ignorant, stupid, unintelligent thing to say. Shame on you.
  19. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    wow
  20. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Ah, my avatar`s adorable sister.

    Thought she was eaten a long time ago...
  21. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    i wonder if it`s bacon flavored
  22. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    @kimbumlove don`t drating stick up for justin bieber...
  23. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    @betardfooser yeah but how many people buy novelty chocolate that isn`t in the shape of a penis? IDK...maybe if you had a fat or bulemic friend it would be a great gag gift?

  24. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    The ones with hazlenuts in says `last nuts you`ll see` on the pieces.
  25. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    @ZackDark LMAO. But seriously, is your avatar just gonna sit there and let everyone call her a pig?!
  26. Profile photo of Justeazy
    Justeazy Male 18-29
    137 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    I`ll take one!
  27. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    ...I`d still eat it
  28. Profile photo of Billy62
    Billy62 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    The perfect gift for Valentine`s day.
  29. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    haha ouch
  30. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    Whoa. Harsh.
  31. Profile photo of ghostdog
    ghostdog Male 18-29
    12 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    abusive... erotic monogamy
  32. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    I`d eat it and maybe 5 more :P
  33. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    Honesty in advertising - how refreshing
  34. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:28 am
    I see a lot of men being punched in the face around valentines day thanks to this candy. and the response being "What!? I thought you wanted help keeping up with your diet!"
  35. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:37 am
    Sending a crate of these to Rosie O`Donnell as I type. Cost me £200 but it`ll be worth it.
  36. Profile photo of lingh0e
    lingh0e Male 30-39
    48 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:10 am
    that. is. awesome!
  37. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 3:09 am
    i much prefer `fat f u c k` bars and `you fat b a s t a r d` cola
  38. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:32 am
    lol.
  39. Profile photo of beccab86
    beccab86 Female 18-29
    347 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 5:55 am
    That`s like the worst marketing scheme ever.
  40. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 6:48 am
    gorgack2000, you get a gold star!
  41. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:06 am
    Oh well, once it`s been eaten who cares?
  42. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 7:23 am
    Well ok then.
  43. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Thats actually discrimination to fat people in one sense, but on the other, its kind of warning them about being fat.
  44. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:02 am
    beccab86 must be a fat pig, i think its hilarious, and if you cant laugh at it, then you have no sense of humor, and if you are fat and you still want the chocolate, who cares do what you want, not what others tell you, i stopped caring about what other people thought and my life has been a blast ever since 2007, if you dont like it.....thats your problem
  45. Profile photo of miarty
    miarty Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:17 am
    why is everyone taking this so seriously? i think it`s funny :)
  46. Profile photo of ifeelfine
    ifeelfine Female 18-29
    149 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:18 am
    It would make more sense if it was printed on a HUGE block of chocolate
  47. Profile photo of Kimia
    Kimia Female 13-17
    3 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 11:30 am
    oink oink!
  48. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    this is so sad :(
  49. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    its chocolate,
    i would still eat it. and love it.
  50. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    September 10, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    But chocolate is toxic to pigs.
  51. Profile photo of GiveChase
    GiveChase Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 12:23 am
    I would eat this and then feel sad and insecure.
  52. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 7:38 am
    I would so eat this
  53. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 9:33 am
    WANT.
  54. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    September 11, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    This is the kind of advertising I like.
  55. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    September 12, 2010 at 12:41 am
    insulting to pigs!
  56. Profile photo of Jui37
    Jui37 Female 18-29
    463 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    @Givechase-you made the whole post worth it with that little comment lol
  57. Profile photo of thecupholder
    thecupholder Female 18-29
    105 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Ew milk chocolate. Dark chocolate is sooooo much better. Especially truffles from places like Harry and David.
  58. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    September 13, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Why thankyou chocolate company

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